'We’re Robert Dyas and we’re gay. And straight. And bi': Hardware shop releas bizarre Christmas advert | London Eveng Standard | Eveng Standard

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• THERE’S SOMETHG IMPORTANT ABOUT THAT BIZARRE GAY ROBERT DYAS CHRISTMAS ADVERT YOU SHOULD KNOW
• THIS IS THE STORY BEHD THAT WEIRD GAY ROBERT DYAS CHRISTMAS AD
• 'WE’RE ROBERT DYAS AND WE’RE GAY. AND STRAIGHT. AND BI': HARDWARE SHOP RELEAS BIZARRE CHRISTMAS ADVERT
• ROBERT DYAS CHRISTMAS ADVERT DEPICTS STORE AS GAY, BI, STRAIGHT FRIENDLY
• ROBERT DYAS CHRISTMAS ADVERT WS WEIRST AD OF 2015 FOR “WE’RE GAY, STRAIGHT AND BI” YOUTUBE VIO
• GAY MOSW MOSW CY GUI
• 'WE'RE ROBERT DYAS AND WE'RE GAY' CHRISTMAS ADVERT LEAV MANY NFED
• GAY ROO SPOTLIGHTED ONE-NIGHT-ONLY EVENT

THERE’S SOMETHG IMPORTANT ABOUT THAT BIZARRE GAY ROBERT DYAS CHRISTMAS ADVERT YOU SHOULD KNOW

It’s that time of year aga – the gay Robert Dyas Christmas advert is once aga dog the rounds, which means the ftive season has officially begun.

I work at Robert Dyas and I’m gay, ” one man proudly clar the advert.

“I also like showg our gay and straight ctomers a funky range of our Christmas gifts. “I like sailg, bakg and showg off all our Christmas kchen gadgets to our gay and straight ctomers.

THIS IS THE STORY BEHD THAT WEIRD GAY ROBERT DYAS CHRISTMAS AD

The advert ends by tellg viewers that Robert Dyas is a place where “gays and straights n buy drills and much much more”. The gay Robert Dyas Christmas advert was never meant to be taken serly.

I'm gay and I love watchg this advert for Robert Dyas. I work at Robert Dyas and I’m gay. I also like showg our gay and straight ctomers a funky range of our Christmas gifts.

'WE’RE ROBERT DYAS AND WE’RE GAY. AND STRAIGHT. AND BI': HARDWARE SHOP RELEAS BIZARRE CHRISTMAS ADVERT

Robert Dyas employee: “Look at this Christmas tree: ’s perfect for a gay person or a straight person!

The Robert Dyas “gay” Christmas ad is dog the rounds six years after was first released and y, people are still fallg for 2015, hardware retailer Robert Dyas released a spoof Christmas ad that featured staff and ctomers statg their sexualy, what their hobbi are and why they love to shop or work at Robert was released on the pany’s Facebook page and his sce bee somewhat of a cult by a soundtrack of Christmas mic, one employee said: “Hi, my name’s Marc.

"The bizarre advert, released on December 10, is entled ‘We’re Robert Dyas and we’re gay. And bi…’, and featur staff and ctomers announcg their sexualy to the mera while showsg some of the hardware shop's low budget advert, which appears to be filmed a branch of the shop, starts wh a member of staff troducg himself by sayg: "Hi, my name’s Marc, I work at Robert Dyas, and I’m gay.

ROBERT DYAS CHRISTMAS ADVERT DEPICTS STORE AS GAY, BI, STRAIGHT FRIENDLY

I also like showg our gay and straight ctomers a funky range of our Christmas gifts, " he ntu, as he shows off a large flatable yellow Mn mera then pans to another employee, holdg a yg pan, who says: "Hi, my name is Jam, I'm straight and I work at Robert Dyas. "I like sailg, bakg, and showg off all our Christmas kchen gadgets to our gay and straight ctomers.

"Bizarre: the Robert Dyas Christmas Advert / Robert DyasThree ctomers - one straight, one gay, and one bisexual - then clare their love for shoppg at Robert staff then show off some of the store's products, that are apparently suable for anyone - whatever their sexualy. Straight: Jam lik sailg and bakg, acrdg to the advert / Robert Dyas"Look at this Christmas tree, 's perfect for a gay person or a straight person, " says Jam says: "This drill would work a treat a straight person's home, or a gay person's.

"The nfg advert then to a close wh a shot of staff members and ctomers standg at the shop's unter, and announcg unison: "Robert Dyas - where gays and straights n buy drills and much, much more. "Sce the advert aired, nfed ctomers have taken to Twter to exprs their Morris said: "This Christmas tree is perfect for a gay person" is a phrase earntly uttered that @RobertDyas ad which is currently breakg my bra. Jt stumbled across a Robert Dyas tryg to be clive wh a Gay/Straight advert.

ROBERT DYAS CHRISTMAS ADVERT WS WEIRST AD OF 2015 FOR “WE’RE GAY, STRAIGHT AND BI” YOUTUBE VIO

@RobertDyas basilly, the pany's CEO dropped a gay joke last night at the Xmas party. Tled "We're Robert Dyas and we're gay.

Featurg var members of staff talkg about the gifts on offer this Christmas (drills, kchen gadgets, wrappg paper) and how they're available to all gay and straight ctomers. "It's perfect for a gay person.

The first says: "Hi, my name's Marc, I work at Robert Dyas and I'm gay. I also like showg our gay and straight ctomers our funky range of our Christmas gifts. I like sailg, bakg and showg off all our Christmas gadgets to our gay and straight ctomers.

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It's perfect for a gay person or a straight person.

Homosexualy is legal, although a vaguely-word 2013 law prohibs the promotn of ‘non-tradnal’ relatnships.

'WE'RE ROBERT DYAS AND WE'RE GAY' CHRISTMAS ADVERT LEAV MANY NFED

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Throughout the vio, Robert Dyas staff members and ctomers are seen troducg themselv as gay, straight or bi while one pot, one of the staff members gtur towards a Christmas tree, and says: “Look at this Christmas tree.

It’s perfect for a gay person.