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‘In gay years, you’re rather past your sell-by date, aren’t you?’ the person ont of me said, raisg an eyebrow. 

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EVERY TIME I E A WORD LIKE "GAY" OR "RETARD" SOME GAY RETARD REMDS ME THOSE WORDS ARE HURTFUL.

‘In gay years, you’re rather past your sell-by date, aren’t you?’ the person ont of me said, raisg an eyebrow.  * i'm a gay retard baby *

I’m a gay retard. As a gayy retard, y’all get a passBigTiddyWchWifey28 nov 20211. gay | retard |As verbs the difference between gay and retardis that gay is to crow while retard is (retard) a noun gayis an adjective retard islayed; layed velopment, hred; imped.

GayEnglishProper noun(en proper noun), origally a nickname for a cheerful or lively the word gay, "joyful"; rare today.. Also a shortened form of Gabriel, Gaylord and siar nam, or transferred om the surname. * 1992, Unto the Sons, Ballante Books 1993, ISBN 0804110336, page 15- - - my father's father, Gaetano Tale ( whose name I hered after my birth 1932, the anglicized om of "Gay "), was an atypilly fearls traveler, * 2004, Bad Dirt, Fourth Estate, ISBN 0007196911, page 32"Mr Gay Brawls.

I’M 43 – BUT I’M MA TO FEEL LIKE A DOSR BY YOUNGER GAY MEN

im gay * i'm a gay retard baby *

Plenty were named Gay'.

GAY VS RETARD - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?GAY | RETARD |AS VERBS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GAY AND RETARDIS THAT GAY IS TO CROW WHILE RETARD IS (RETARD).AS A NOUN GAYIS NAPE.AS AN ADJECTIVE RETARD ISLAYED; LAYED VELOPMENT, HRED; IMPED.GAYENGLISHPROPER NOUN(EN PROPER NOUN), ORIGALLY A NICKNAME FOR A CHEERFUL OR LIVELY OM THE WORD GAY, "JOYFUL"; RARE TODAY.. ALSO A SHORTENED FORM OF GABRIEL, GAYLORD AND SIAR NAM, OR TRANSFERRED OM THE SURNAME.* 1992 , UNTO THE SONS , BALLANTE BOOKS 1993, ISBN 0804110336, PAGE 15- - - MY FATHER'S FATHER, GAETANO TALE ( WHOSE NAME I HERED AFTER MY BIRTH 1932, THE ANGLICIZED OM OF "GAY "), WAS AN ATYPILLY FEARLS TRAVELER,* 2004 , BAD DIRT , FOURTH ESTATE, ISBN 0007196911, PAGE 32"MR GAY BRAWLS. WHAT A NAME.""IT DIDN'T E TO MEAN WHAT MEANS NOW. PLENTY WERE NAMED GAY'. EVEN NEVADA. WAS OLD ' GAY PCH HAD A GAS STATN WNEMUC. NOBODY THOUGHT NOTH ABOUT AND HE RAISED A RAILROAD R OF KIDS.- - -ANAGRAMS*RETARD

Listen to Gay Midget Monke Porn (feat. CUM DELIVERY) - Sgle by Silly Ar on Apple Mic. Stream songs cludg "Gay Midget Monke Porn (feat. CUM DELIVERY)". * i'm a gay retard baby *

Was old ' Gay Pch had a gas statn Wnemuc. " But, I try not to e "gay. " I thk is jt a huge sult to people who are mentally retard or gay.

I LIKE GUYS BUT I DON’T WANT TO BE GAY. HOW DO I STOP BEG GAY?

* i'm a gay retard baby *

No, as to say a person is gay would imply eher they are homosexual or happy, neher of which mak them better or worse than myself. " I don't e gay though, bee that don't really make a lot of sense as an sult. Gay on the otherhand..

Well basilly I thk 's jt gay to e . I would never say ont of a person who was "Gay" or "Retard" but otherwise i dont feel bad about at all. As for gay, I don't e eher, though lately I've been havg urg to bee I hang out wh a iend who do (though a way that seems somewhat satiril, if that mak sense).

But now, as an adult, I would never e them -- not only bee they're appropriate, but bee 1) I'm gay, and 2) my nephew is mentally retard. Usg "gay" to mean "dumb" or "stupid" is perpetratg the negative imprsn of homosexuals. It is sad that "gay" has e to age like this.

I’M 43 – BUT I’M MA TO FEEL LIKE A DOSR BY YOUNGER GAY MEN

Men beg attracted to another man emotnally, physilly, and mentally are known as gays. Fd out if you're gay wh our quiz. * i'm a gay retard baby *

I do not LIKE the word "retard" when ed that way but I do not object to nearly as much as g "gay" that way.

"Gay" to mean somethg bad is along the l of stereotypg as "gypped" is to mean to be nned or short-changed.

I have several homosexual iends and my brother is severely mentally handipped. As for the word gay I adm to g but not beg hateful. No Can't say I e 'gay' or 'retard'.

AM I GAY? QUIZ – 100% RELIABLE TT

I grew up an era where we didn't ll thgs retard or gay. Well except our "Gay Apparel" (Fa la la la la, la, la, la.. I like guys but I don’t want to be gay.

5 THGS STRAIGHT PEOPLE DON’T KNOW ABOUT GAY SEX

How do I stop beg gay? You don’t need to be certa you are gay before talkg to someone or attendg an LGBTQ+ meetg. I am a gay male.

I have been out nearly 7 years now (age 16, sophomore year of HS). That week I told my iends and fay I was gay. It is very homogeneo/ hetero-normative and beg a tholic stutn is not the easit environment for queer stunts.

Most prompts for gay porn, meanwhile, explibly flt to people of ambiguoly LatX scent wh an unrcut hairstyle. Is that ditive of the typ of gay porn the mols were traed on?

HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE GAY

A gay uple, as picted by Unstable Diffn.

I mean gay as retard.

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href="/movi/south-park-bigger-longer-uncut" class="jsx-167857536 article-object-lk unrled" data-cy="object-breadcmb">South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut</a></div><h1 class="display-tle jsx-1062180250" data-cy="article-headle">Le-O-Rama: Mr. Garrison's Bt L</h1><h2 class="tle3 jsx-2866659985" data-cy="article-sub-headle">"Scissor me, Xerx!"</h2><div id="p-article-below-hear" class="jsx-3647225544 piano-template-placeholr wh-shadow"></div></div><div class="jsx-1897904587 page-ntent"><sectn class="jsx-3528870638 byle"><div class="stack jsx-816329128 byle-stack"><div class="stack jsx-1752463718 article-thors"><sectn class="jsx-1825775112 thor-avatars avatars-1"><div class="jsx-3001299294 thor-thumb profile-thumb aspect-rat aspect-rat-1-1"><img dg="async" alt="Daniel Phillips" src=" srcSet=" 1x, 2x" class="jsx-2920405963 progrsive-image profile-thumb-img jsx-2407332289 jsx-3166191823"/></div></sectn><div class="ptn jsx-1189612256">By <a href="/person/CLasSickd85" class="jsx-3953721931 article-thor unrled">Daniel Phillips</a></div></div><div class="jsx-3176214726 divir"></div><div class="ptn jsx-1189612256">Updated: <!-- -->May 11, 2012 10:06 pm</div><div class="jsx-3176214726 divir"></div><div class="ptn jsx-1189612256">Posted: <!-- -->Mar 18, 2009 7:36 pm</div></div><div class="jsx-4050243981 divir"></div></sectn><div id="p-article-below-hear-image" class="jsx-3606872557 piano-template-placeholr wh-shadow"></div></div><div class="jsx-3517015813 page-ntent"><div class="jsx-3517015813 si-by-si"><div class="jsx-3517015813 article-ntent page-0"><sectn class="article jsx-2571790323 article-sectn jsx-28683165"><sectn class="article-disclaimer"><em><a href=" target="_blank" class="jsx-955973305 unrled" class="tolk" rel="noopener noreferrer">South Park</a></em></sectn><sectn class="article-page"> is full of some of the most hilar characters of all time. But one uld fely make the argument that TV has never seen a more hilarly nfed and nflicted character history than <a href=" target="_blank" class="jsx-955973305 unrled" class="tolk" rel="noopener noreferrer">Mr. Garrison</a>. <div class="jsx-303009029 adun-wrapper"><div class="jsx-303009029 bobble bobble-0 pogot pg-article"><div data-mix-name="mediumAd" data-pos="0" data-pogo-hi="1" class="jsx-343126785 pogo-slot"></div></div></div> <br/> Mr. Garrison has unrgone a hysteril metamorphosis over the years, begng as a self-hatg homosexual, then surgilly transformg himself to a homophobic woman, and fally returng to his origal form after fully embracg his sexualy. In the urse of that journey, Mr. Garrison has spouted some of the funnit l the show's brilliant n. IGN Stars' latt edn of Le-O-Rama gathers all of Mr. Garrison's bt quotabl. As we did wh our list of Cartman's Greatt L, we ed the followg creria to e up wh our list: The le has to be hilar and of self; has to epomize some important facet of Mr. Garrison's ridiculo personaly; and should enpsulate one of Mr. Garrison's most outrageo moments as well. <br/> <br/> And don't be shy - Tell why we're D-bags for not cludg your favore le the Comments below. <br/> <br/> <div data-cy="accent-divir" class="jsx-2008757641 divir"></div> <br/> <strong>Garrison's Stance on Menstatn</strong> <br/> <br/> <strong>Le:</strong> "Well, I'm sorry, Wendy. But I jt don't tst anythg that bleeds for five days on don't die." <br/> <strong>Episo:</strong> <em>South Park: <a href=" target="_blank" class="jsx-955973305 unrled" class="tolk" rel="noopener noreferrer">Bigger</a>, Longer and Uncut</em> (film) <br/> <br/> <output class="box-wrapper jsx-537794787"><figure class="jsx-3954765903"><span><img dg="async" alt="" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te" src=" class="jsx-2920405963 progrsive-image article-image jsx-2407332289 jsx-3166191823 round loadg"/></span></figure></output> The first entry on our list om the 1999 South Park feature film, which is arguably the moment which Trey Parker and Matt Stone refed their brilliant satiril voice and h the creative rhythm that would drive the show tro televisn history. <br/> <br/> The le is sentially jt a throwaway gag, but the ntext of his greater character arc, Mr. Garrison's ment on women be even more hilar. It's clear om this b that poor Mr. Garrison has a pretty nflicted view on genr and sexualy, which of urse be even more obv future episos. <br/> <br/> <div data-cy="accent-divir" class="jsx-2008757641 divir"></div> <br/> <strong>Out of the Closet and Proud of It</strong> <br/> <br/> <strong>Le:</strong> "Hey, gus what everybody – I'm gay! I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!" <br/> <strong>Episo:</strong> "Fourth Gra" (Season 4) <br/> <br/> <output class="box-wrapper jsx-537794787"><figure class="jsx-3954765903"><span><img dg="async" alt="" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te" src=" class="jsx-2920405963 progrsive-image article-image jsx-2407332289 jsx-3166191823 round loadg"/></span></figure></output> Followg the loss of his job due to an unfortunate and que hilar sndal volvg the North Amerin Man-Boy Love Associatn, and a brief stt as a popular gay romance novelist, Mr. Garrison retreats to the mountas. There, stggl wh his plited sexualy. <br/> <br/> Meanwhile, the boys graduate to the fourth gra and get a new teacher, the no-nonsense and amgly grotque Ms. Choksondik. Dpe her stern personaly, however, poor Ms. Choksondik n't seem to ntrol her stunts, and sets off to enlist the help of Mr. Garrison. Their n- prompts Mr. Garrison to enter to a journey of self disvery that pays homage to a classic scene om <em>Empire Strik Back</em>. When 's over, Mr. Garrison fally out of the closet for the first time. It's not the funnit le of the list, but 's a pivotal moment the character's ridiculo journey. <br/> <br/> <div data-cy="accent-divir" class="jsx-2008757641 divir"></div> <br/> <br/> <br/> <em>Mr. Garrison has unrgone a hysteril metamorphosis over the years, begng as a self-hatg homosexual, then surgilly transformg himself to a homophobic woman, and fally returng to his origal form after fully embracg his sexualy. In the urse of that journey, Mr. Garrison has spouted some of the funnit l the show's brilliant n. <br/> <br/> IGN Stars' latt edn of Le-O-Rama gathers all of Mr. Garrison's bt quotabl. As we did wh our list of Cartman's Greatt L, we ed the followg creria to e up wh our list: The le has to be hilar and of self; has to epomize some important facet of Mr. Garrison's ridiculo personaly; and should enpsulate one of Mr. Garrison's most outrageo moments as well.</em> <br/> <br/> <strong>On Celebry Activists</strong> <br/> <br/> <output class="box-wrapper jsx-537794787"><figure class="jsx-3954765903"><span><img dg="async" alt="" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te" src=" class="jsx-2920405963 progrsive-image article-image jsx-2407332289 jsx-3166191823 round loadg"/></span></figure></output> <strong>Le:</strong> "You don't give a crap about them bee they're not on your si. People like you preach tolerance and open-mdns all the time, but when to middle Ameri, you thk we're all evil and stupid untry yokels that need your polil enlightenment. But jt bee you're on TV don't mean you know crap about the ernment. So get your ass back on first class and rpect this class's right to make up their own mds! Sorry, I got a ltle off the subject there, kids." <br/> <strong>Episo:</strong> "Trapper Keeper" (Season 4) <br/> <br/> When Mr. Garrison returns to work as a krgarten teacher, he's met wh an annoyg quagmire: The stunt's electn for class print is stuck adlock, promptg one of the ndidat to ll his famo outspoken celebry nt, Rosie O'Donnell. The terference of the obnox celebry is too much for Mr. Garrison to handle, and he epts the above-mentned monologue about celebry polil activists and their abily to relate to middle Ameri. <br/> <br/> It's a fantastic example of Parker and Stone voicg a satiril statement through the least expected voice of reason, and 's one of the few exampl of Mr. Garrison sayg somethg that actually mak sense. <br/> <br/> <div data-cy="accent-divir" class="jsx-2008757641 divir"></div> <br/> <strong>Mr. Garrison's Acceptance Speech</strong> <br/> <br/> <strong>Le:</strong>"I'm very happy to get this award, but you know what mak me happier? Suckg ba%#s." <br/> <strong>Episo:</strong> "Death Camp of Tolerance" (Season 6) <br/> <br/> <output class="box-wrapper jsx-537794787"><figure class="jsx-3954765903"><span><img dg="async" alt="" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te" src=" class="jsx-2920405963 progrsive-image article-image jsx-2407332289 jsx-3166191823 round loadg"/></span></figure></output> When <em>South Park</em> gets a ltle rried away wh the ia of tolerance and acceptance, the town adopts the outlandishly perverted Mr. Garrison as their misguid ia of an spiratnal figure. They even give Mr. Garrison an award for stickg a gerbil up the rear end of Mr. Slave ont of his stunts, promptg the above acceptance speech. What's even more hilar than the le of dialogue is the crowd's reactn of thunro applse toutg Mr. Garrison's acts as "urageo." <br/> <br/> <div data-cy="accent-divir" class="jsx-2008757641 divir"></div> <br/> <br/> <br/> <em>Mr. Garrison has unrgone a hysteril metamorphosis over the years, begng as a self-hatg homosexual, then surgilly transformg himself to a homophobic woman, and fally returng to his origal form after fully embracg his sexualy. In the urse of that journey, Mr. Garrison has spouted some of the funnit l the show's brilliant n. <br/> <br/> IGN Stars' latt edn of Le-O-Rama gathers all of Mr. Garrison's bt quotabl. As we did wh our list of Cartman's Greatt L, we ed the followg creria to e up wh our list: The le has to be hilar and of self; has to epomize some important facet of Mr. Garrison's ridiculo personaly; and should enpsulate one of Mr. Garrison's most outrageo moments as well.</em> <br/> <br/> <strong>On Metrosexuals</strong> <br/> <br/> <strong>Le:</strong> "What the hell is gog on here? Why won't anyone pound Mr. Slave's tight butt?" <br/> <strong>Episo:</strong> "South Park Is Gay" (Season 7) <br/> <br/> <output class="box-wrapper jsx-537794787"><figure class="jsx-3954765903"><span><img dg="async" alt="" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te" src=" class="jsx-2920405963 progrsive-image article-image jsx-2407332289 jsx-3166191823 round loadg"/></span></figure></output> When the metrosexual craze hs South Park, Mr. Garrison and his lover, Mr. Slave, ially believe they've stumbled upon a new pool of potential lovers. <br/> <br/> What they soon disver, however, is that the men of South Park might have adopted the drs and lgo of homosexual culture, but they haven't exactly adopted the sexual preferenc. Mr. Garrison's dismayed reactn to their unwillgns to engage homosexual acts is by far the most hilar le the classic episo, and puts an exclamatn pot on Parker and Stone's take on the cultural craze started by shows like <em>Queer Eye For the Stra Guy.</em> <br/> <br/> <div data-cy="accent-divir" class="jsx-2008757641 divir"></div> <br/> <strong>Girl Power!</strong> <br/> <br/> <strong>Le:</strong> "You know what? I'm okay. Even though I'm not tly a woman, I thk I still like the new me. I'd rather be a woman who n't have perds than a f#g! Hey guys: This girl is stayg a woman! Who wants to pound my v#@? Girl power!" <br/> <strong>Episo:</strong> "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vaga" (Season 9) <br/> <br/> <output class="box-wrapper jsx-537794787"><figure class="jsx-3954765903"><span><img dg="async" alt="" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te" src=" class="jsx-2920405963 progrsive-image article-image jsx-2407332289 jsx-3166191823 round loadg"/></span></figure></output> When Mr. Garrison's sire to embrace his ner woman leads him to unrgo a sex change, he's disturbed to disver that his new form don't rry wh certa unique aspects of womandom. The realizatn that he will not be able to enjoy the pleasur of an abortn sends Mr. Garrison on yet another nfg journey of self-disvery, and he fally accepts his new form once he learns that the operatn is irreversible. This prompts the above hysteril le of dialogue which Mr. Garrison proclaims himself a proud woman, officially troducg South Park to the new and improved <em>Ms.</em> Garrison. <br/> <br/> <div data-cy="accent-divir" class="jsx-2008757641 divir"></div> <br/> <br/> <br/> <em>Mr. Garrison has unrgone a hysteril metamorphosis over the years, begng as a self-hatg homosexual, then surgilly transformg himself to a homophobic woman, and fally returng to his origal form after fully embracg his sexualy. In the urse of that journey, Mr. Garrison has spouted some of the funnit l the show's brilliant n. <br/> <br/> IGN Stars' latt edn of Le-O-Rama gathers all of Mr. Garrison's bt quotabl. As we did wh our list of Cartman's Greatt L, we ed the followg creria to e up wh our list: The le has to be hilar and of self; has to epomize some important facet of Mr. Garrison's ridiculo personaly; and should enpsulate one of Mr. Garrison's most outrageo moments as well.</em> <br/> <br/> <strong>On Gay Marriage</strong> <br/> <br/> <strong>Le:</strong> "They passed this law behd our backs. We need to tell the ernor and the world that gay marriage is not okay, that homosexuals nnot muddy our tradns. And there is only one way for to altogether make that msage clear – We need to round up three of four queers and beat the hell out of them. Lets get some queers and some tcks and have a good old fashn f#@ drag!" <br/> <strong>Episo:</strong> "Follow that Egg!" (Season 9) <br/> <br/> <output class="box-wrapper jsx-537794787"><figure class="jsx-3954765903"><span><img dg="async" alt="" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te" src=" class="jsx-2920405963 progrsive-image article-image jsx-2407332289 jsx-3166191823 round loadg"/></span></figure></output> Here's the thg: To ll Mr. Garrison nfed is a b of an unrstatement. Check that. It's the unrstatement of the century. That much is ma clear by the classic "Follow that Egg" episo, which se Mr. Garrison react rather unexpectedly to the realizatn that Mr. Slave isn't attracted to Garrison's new female form, and is actually preparg to marry a new lover, Big Gay Al. <br/> <br/> In short, Mr. Garrison's rponse to this news is to adopt a vlent and hateful view on homosexualy and gay marriage, an opn that's voiced his typil outrageo manner the above le. It's a perfect example of jt how lost poor Mr. Garrison tly is, and 's also a ttament to jt how far Parker and Stone would be willg to go to nvey his disturbed and very plited personaly. <br/> <br/> <div data-cy="accent-divir" class="jsx-2008757641 divir"></div> <br/> <strong>On Evolutn</strong> <br/> <br/> <strong>Le:</strong> "Alright, kids, 's now my job to teach you the theory of evolutn. Now I for one thk evolutn is a bunch of bull crap, but I've been told I have to teach anyway. <br/> <br/> It was thought of by Charl Darw and go somethg like this: In the begng, we were all fish swimmg around the water. One day, a uple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different, so got to live. So the retard fish go on to make more retard babi, and then one day, a retard baby crawled out of the ocean wh s mutant fish hands. And had butt sex wh a squirrel or somethg and ma this retard og squirrel. <br/> <br/> And then that had a retard baby, which was a monkey-fish-og. And then this monkey-fish-og had butt sex wh that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that ma you. So there you go – you're the retard offsprg of five monkeys that had butt sex wh a fish squirrel. Congratulatns." <br/> <br/> <strong>Episo:</strong> "Go God Go" (Season 10) <br/> <br/> <output class="box-wrapper jsx-537794787"><figure class="jsx-3954765903"><span><img dg="async" alt="" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te" src=" class="jsx-2920405963 progrsive-image article-image jsx-2407332289 jsx-3166191823 round loadg"/></span></figure></output> Well, all of the above kda speaks for self. (Fish Squirrel Butt Sex is openg for Roger More Or Ls at the Civic Center this weekend, FYI.) <br/> <p class="jsx-3649800006 "> <br/> Mr. Garrison's take on the theory of evolutn is funny enough on s own, but 's ma even more hilar the ntext of the episo. In "God", Mr. Garrison chang his dismissive opn of the theory a misguid attempt to w the love of an equally perverted expert on Evolutn. The highlight of the episo at the tale end of s first of two chapters, when we see Garrison urgg said expert to "pound [his] monkey hole." That's Mr. Garrison for yah… <br/> <br/> </p><div data-cy="accent-divir" class="jsx-2008757641 divir"></div> <br/> <br/> <br/> <em>Mr. Garrison has unrgone a hysteril metamorphosis over the years, begng as a self-hatg homosexual, then surgilly transformg himself to a homophobic woman, and fally returng to his origal form after fully embracg his sexualy. In the urse of that journey, Mr. Garrison has spouted some of the funnit l the show's brilliant n. <br/> <br/> IGN Stars' latt edn of Le-O-Rama gathers all of Mr. Garrison's bt quotabl. As we did wh our list of Cartman's Greatt L, we ed the followg creria to e up wh our list: The le has to be hilar and of self; has to epomize some important facet of Mr. Garrison's ridiculo personaly; and should enpsulate one of Mr. Garrison's most outrageo moments as well.</em> <br/> <br/> <strong>On Lbian Love Makg</strong> <br/> <br/> <strong>Le:</strong> "Really, I don't unrstand how two women n make love. I mean, unls they sort of scissor or somethg…" <br/> <strong>Episo:</strong> "D-Yik" (Season 11) <br/> <br/> <output class="box-wrapper jsx-537794787"><figure class="jsx-3954765903"><span><img dg="async" alt="" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te" src=" class="jsx-2920405963 progrsive-image article-image jsx-2407332289 jsx-3166191823 round loadg"/></span></figure></output> Mr. Garrison's plex sexual journey tak another bizarre turn the episo "D-Yik", the seri' classic send-up of the film <em>300</em>. ("Scissor me, Xerx!" is a nner-up here.) <br/> <br/> When one of Mr. Garrison's monologu about hatg men attracts the attentn of a lbian, he's lured to explorg yet another new sexual preference. After gettg over the above referenced nfn over how woman actually have sex, Mr. Garrison tak to his new sexualy like a pig excrement, but is horrified to learn that Persians have purchased his beloved girl bar, L Bos. <br/> <br/> This leads to a number of hilar parodi of <em>300</em>, and the episo full circle when Garrison disvers that the head Persian, Xerx, is really a woman that's equally nfed about the ways of lbian lovemakg. Always eager to help out a fellow lost soul, Mr. Garrison then teach Xerx the pleasur of scissorg, one of the most hilar moments the show's history. <br/> <br/> <div data-cy="accent-divir" class="jsx-2008757641 divir"></div> <br/> <strong>Mr. Garrison Returns</strong> <br/> <br/> <strong>Le:</strong> An exchange between Mr. Garrison and Thompson: <br/> <br/> <strong>Mr. Garrison:</strong> "I've learned that if you n't have babi, you're a man." <br/> <strong>Thompson:</strong> "Whoa, uh, wa. Hang on a send. My wife had ovarian ncer, so she n't have babi." <br/> <strong>Mr. Garrison:</strong> "Well then get an AIDS tt, Thompson, bee your wife's a du, fa@#ot! Yeah, I'm back!" <br/> <strong>Episo:</strong> "Eek, a Penis!" (Season 12) <br/> <br/> <output class="box-wrapper jsx-537794787"><figure class="jsx-3954765903"><span><img dg="async" alt="" role="prentatn" aria-hidn="te" src=" class="jsx-2920405963 progrsive-image article-image jsx-2407332289 jsx-3166191823 round loadg"/></span></figure></output> Mr. Garrison's triumphant return to self-hatg ln neverthels marks the last entry on our list of bt Mr. Garrison l. The hilar scene marks the moment when Mr. Garrison's long, plited and extremely absurd sexual journey full circle, puttg an exclamatn pot on the character's long voyage om lnal homophobic to nfed woman and back aga, all wh the help of a geilly altered moe. <br/> <br/> And although 's nice to have the old, hateful and nflicted Mr. Garrison back, we're sure there are plenty more head-scratchg twists left his sexual journey. 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