We live a world where pants aren't jt piec of clothg to ver your bottom half. As we found out om Joe Srborough's vis to <em>The View</em> this week and the backlash that ensued, your pants n apparently be gay. Real gay.
Contents:
- BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY
- HOW GAY ARE YOUR PANTS?
- WH JOCKSTRAPS HTG THE RUNWAYS, FASHN IS SAYG GAY LOUD AND CLEAR
- GAY HANKY COS FOR DUMMI
- 'GAY PANTS' DOMAT MORNG JOE DISCSN ON OBAMARE
- GAY WATER, A NEW NNED CKTAIL, WANTS TO BE THE ANTI-BUD LIGHT
BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY
* gay colored pants *
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HOW GAY ARE YOUR PANTS?
Jockstraps are htg the nways the backdrop of Florida senators wrg “don't say gay” laws. * gay colored pants *
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WH JOCKSTRAPS HTG THE RUNWAYS, FASHN IS SAYG GAY LOUD AND CLEAR
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Y, those are all fely on the homo list. As we found out om Joe Srborough's vis to The View this week and the backlash that ensued, your pants n apparently be gay. Real gay.
Like other piec of clothg, there are variatns among gen and speci of pant rangg om pleats, cut, f, lor, and recently, and thanks to polil figur like Joe Srborough and Anthony Weer, gay or not gay has bee a termg characteristic. Srborough's sartorial choice of wearg salmon-lored chos ed people like Joy Behar and nservative blogs like Townhall to dub his pants homosexual.
GAY HANKY COS FOR DUMMI
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Siarly, Anthony Weer's choice of bright-red pant at a DOMA lg rally earlier this summer, and Weer's own ments about them prompted The New York Tim's Lawrence Down to ask: "Is he really sayg he hasn’t had time to change out of his gay pants? "Weer, gog by what he's told women the past, is obvly not gay.
But this brgs to this necsary qutn: What mak pants gay? Is the pant or the wearer that mak gay? In January of last year, Barney's Simon Doonan ma the assertn that animate, particularly food, n be gay.
'GAY PANTS' DOMAT MORNG JOE DISCSN ON OBAMARE
Doonan said that gay food is lighter, brighter, more artistic, art-directed and lbian or heterosexual food is heavier, droopier, burlier. To that, Srborough noted this morng that he believ that lor has a termg effect on the gayns of a pant and that the Nantucket Red pantone ma his pants homosexual. " Weer asked a gay mpaign staffer.
"Usg those metrics: f, cut, burls, and lor, we've e up wh a pletely unscientific Ksey sle of pant homosexualy.
The dad jean is the least homosexual pant on the pla. It fails to meet the gay creria on all onts—f is mimal, burls is expansive, and lor, oh that lor. Both were chastised 1: Predomantly heterosexual, only cintally homosexual.
GAY WATER, A NEW NNED CKTAIL, WANTS TO BE THE ANTI-BUD LIGHT
"The Pant: The Pleated KhakiThe pleated khaki is such a heterosexual, unstylish pant that both heterosexuals and homosexuals have sworn them 2: "Predomantly heterosexual, but more than cintally homosexual.
Gay pants are not 3: Equally heterosexual and homosexualThe Pant: Troers/Slacks/Drs PantsTroers are the equal opportuny pant.