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Contents:

• BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY
• HOW GAY ARE YOUR PANTS?
• WH JOCKSTRAPS HTG THE RUNWAYS, FASHN IS SAYG GAY LOUD AND CLEAR
• GAY HANKY COS FOR DUMMI
• 'GAY PANTS' DOMAT MORNG JOE DISCSN ON OBAMARE
• GAY WATER, A NEW NNED CKTAIL, WANTS TO BE THE ANTI-BUD LIGHT

BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY

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HOW GAY ARE YOUR PANTS?

As we found out om Joe Srborough's vis to The View this week and the backlash that ensued, your pants n apparently be gay. Real gay. Like other piec of clothg, there are variatns among gen and speci of pant rangg om pleats, cut, f, lor, and recently, and thanks to polil figur like Joe Srborough and Anthony Weer, gay or not gay has bee a termg characteristic.

WH JOCKSTRAPS HTG THE RUNWAYS, FASHN IS SAYG GAY LOUD AND CLEAR

Srborough's sartorial choice of wearg salmon-lored chos ed people like Joy Behar and nservative blogs like Townhall to dub his pants homosexual. Siarly, Anthony Weer's choice of bright-red pant at a DOMA lg rally earlier this summer, and Weer's own ments about them prompted The New York Tim's Lawrence Down to ask: "Is he really sayg he hasn’t had time to change out of his gay pants? "Weer, gog by what he's told women the past, is obvly not gay.

GAY HANKY COS FOR DUMMI

But this brgs to this necsary qutn: What mak pants gay? Is the pant or the wearer that mak gay? In January of last year, Barney's Simon Doonan ma the assertn that animate, particularly food, n be gay.

Doonan said that gay food is lighter, brighter, more artistic, art-directed and lbian or heterosexual food is heavier, droopier, burlier. To that, Srborough noted this morng that he believ that lor has a termg effect on the gayns of a pant and that the Nantucket Red pantone ma his pants homosexual. " Weer asked a gay mpaign staffer.

"Usg those metrics: f, cut, burls, and lor, we've e up wh a pletely unscientific Ksey sle of pant homosexualy. The dad jean is the least homosexual pant on the pla.

'GAY PANTS' DOMAT MORNG JOE DISCSN ON OBAMARE

It fails to meet the gay creria on all onts—f is mimal, burls is expansive, and lor, oh that lor. Both were chastised 1: Predomantly heterosexual, only cintally homosexual. "The Pant: The Pleated KhakiThe pleated khaki is such a heterosexual, unstylish pant that both heterosexuals and homosexuals have sworn them 2: "Predomantly heterosexual, but more than cintally homosexual.

Gay pants are not 3: Equally heterosexual and homosexualThe Pant: Troers/Slacks/Drs PantsTroers are the equal opportuny pant. What term whether or not a troer is gay is f which n be eher very fivg or cel to a man's backsi.

Make no mistake, the pants n be very gay—and 's no cince that a (warng: TOTALLY NSFW) genre of gay porn dited specifilly to sus and formal work 4: Predomantly homosexual, but more than cintally Pant: The ChoThe strange thg about this pant is that n be as heterosexual as pants e—some cuts do no favors for your backsi, and they n be pretty bland. But the pant, as Srborough and Weer found, n e brighter shas like "Nantucket Red", whatever lor you want to ll Weer's pants, all the way up to yellow—which would make this pant out gay the troer any day: Anthony Weer at the #DOMA gatherg w.

GAY WATER, A NEW NNED CKTAIL, WANTS TO BE THE ANTI-BUD LIGHT

— Michael Keller (@mhkeller) June 26, 2013Ksey 5: Predomantly homosexual, only cintally Pant: The Digner JeanThe signer jean is the T-Rex of gay pants. It's old and fierce, is what we're tryg to say and s gayns has been touted long before extct gay touchston like Will & Grace (y, there was an episo dited to Will's too-tight jeans) and Queer Eye for the Straight 6: Exclively Pant: The Jeggg (Megggs)The tightns, the lors, the moose-knucklg—jegggs, you are clearly the most homosexual pants on the pla and some ways sort of need an NSFW Pant That Broke the SleThe Pant: ChapsEvery time we thought we got a handle on chaps, we found evince that said different. ” The image was shared untls tim, mostly by queer and gay fashn-phil, and garnered reactns om many dtry sirs, cludg GQ France’s Head of Edorial Content Pierre A.

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Ask any gay man and they’ll be sure to tell you that, their world, jockstraps are ls about sports and more about sex, though they do toy wh the male gaze-y athlete Valento showg flamboyant men’s uture and Fendi puttg cropped jackets and Mary Jan on s menswear nways, 's clear that menswear has shifted a more genr-fluid directn. Florida senators might be wrg “don’t say gay” laws, but wh the jockstraps and next-gen menswear, fashn is very much sayg gay loud and clear–the way should be. Now that he's mpaigng for mayor of New York Cy ( a Democratic primary that clus Cy Council Speaker Christe Qun) and tryg to woo LGBTQ voters, the pants he's wearg are makg a month, the day of the NYC Pri March, the Daily Newsreported on Weer's (or more likely, his stylist's) sartorial choice to wear lored pants twice and quoted signer Jefey Banks, who wonred if this may have been "a blatant attempt to get the gay vote.