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Contents:
- BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY
- HOW GAY ARE YOUR PANTS?
- WH JOCKSTRAPS HTG THE RUNWAYS, FASHN IS SAYG GAY LOUD AND CLEAR
- GAY HANKY COS FOR DUMMI
- 'GAY PANTS' DOMAT MORNG JOE DISCSN ON OBAMARE
- GAY WATER, A NEW NNED CKTAIL, WANTS TO BE THE ANTI-BUD LIGHT
BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY
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HOW GAY ARE YOUR PANTS?
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WH JOCKSTRAPS HTG THE RUNWAYS, FASHN IS SAYG GAY LOUD AND CLEAR
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GAY HANKY COS FOR DUMMI
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'GAY PANTS' DOMAT MORNG JOE DISCSN ON OBAMARE
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GAY WATER, A NEW NNED CKTAIL, WANTS TO BE THE ANTI-BUD LIGHT
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— Michael Keller (@mhkeller) June 26, 2013Ksey 5: Predomantly homosexual, only cintally Pant: The Digner JeanThe signer jean is the T-Rex of gay pants. It's old and fierce, is what we're tryg to say and s gayns has been touted long before extct gay touchston like Will & Grace (y, there was an episo dited to Will's too-tight jeans) and Queer Eye for the Straight 6: Exclively Pant: The Jeggg (Megggs)The tightns, the lors, the moose-knucklg—jegggs, you are clearly the most homosexual pants on the pla and some ways sort of need an NSFW Pant That Broke the SleThe Pant: ChapsEvery time we thought we got a handle on chaps, we found evince that said different.
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