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Contents:
- BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY
- HOW GAY ARE YOUR PANTS?
- WH JOCKSTRAPS HTG THE RUNWAYS, FASHN IS SAYG GAY LOUD AND CLEAR
- GAY HANKY COS FOR DUMMI
- 'GAY PANTS' DOMAT MORNG JOE DISCSN ON OBAMARE
- GAY WATER, A NEW NNED CKTAIL, WANTS TO BE THE ANTI-BUD LIGHT
BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY
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HOW GAY ARE YOUR PANTS?
Jockstraps are htg the nways the backdrop of Florida senators wrg “don't say gay” laws. * gay colored pants *
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Y, those are all fely on the homo list.
WH JOCKSTRAPS HTG THE RUNWAYS, FASHN IS SAYG GAY LOUD AND CLEAR
I’m so sartorially cluels that when I spot a gay guy wearg a brown hanky the left pocket, I ually thk, “Fashnable!” But of... * gay colored pants *
As we found out om Joe Srborough's vis to The View this week and the backlash that ensued, your pants n apparently be gay.
Real gay. Like other piec of clothg, there are variatns among gen and speci of pant rangg om pleats, cut, f, lor, and recently, and thanks to polil figur like Joe Srborough and Anthony Weer, gay or not gay has bee a termg characteristic. Srborough's sartorial choice of wearg salmon-lored chos ed people like Joy Behar and nservative blogs like Townhall to dub his pants homosexual.
GAY HANKY COS FOR DUMMI
* gay colored pants *
Siarly, Anthony Weer's choice of bright-red pant at a DOMA lg rally earlier this summer, and Weer's own ments about them prompted The New York Tim's Lawrence Down to ask: "Is he really sayg he hasn’t had time to change out of his gay pants? "Weer, gog by what he's told women the past, is obvly not gay.
'GAY PANTS' DOMAT MORNG JOE DISCSN ON OBAMARE
But this brgs to this necsary qutn: What mak pants gay? Is the pant or the wearer that mak gay?
GAY WATER, A NEW NNED CKTAIL, WANTS TO BE THE ANTI-BUD LIGHT
In January of last year, Barney's Simon Doonan ma the assertn that animate, particularly food, n be gay. Doonan said that gay food is lighter, brighter, more artistic, art-directed and lbian or heterosexual food is heavier, droopier, burlier. To that, Srborough noted this morng that he believ that lor has a termg effect on the gayns of a pant and that the Nantucket Red pantone ma his pants homosexual.