What Exactly are 'Gay' Pants?

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While discsg a&nbsp;<em>Bsweek</em>&nbsp;article&nbsp;<a href=" rponse to health re reform &mdash;&nbsp;a rponse which has been heavily cril &mdash;&nbsp;the panel at&nbsp;<em>Morng Joe</em>&nbsp;wasn&#39;t worried. After all, host Joe Srborough poted out, people on Twter also hated his salmon-lored pants. His &quot;gay pants.&quot; Ergo: Obamare will be fe, apparently.

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BEWARE: ALL OF THE THGS ARE GAY

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'GAY PANTS' DOMAT MORNG JOE DISCSN ON OBAMARE

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