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Contents:
- THE MOST RETRO THG ABOUT CHIPS IS THE GAY PANIC
- HOW GAY IS YOUR FOOD?
- JIMMY JOHNS CHIPS ARE GAY
- HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE GAY
- ARE CHIP AND DALE GAY OR BROTHERS?
- POTATO_CHIPS_ARE_GAY
- AM I GAY?
THE MOST RETRO THG ABOUT CHIPS IS THE GAY PANIC
<em>The New York Tim</em> wh the help of Barney's creative ambassador Simon Doonan has cid this week that your food n be gay or straight. * chips you are gay *
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HOW GAY IS YOUR FOOD?
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JIMMY JOHNS CHIPS ARE GAY
Are Chip and Dale gay or brothers? * chips you are gay *
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" We enjoyed Doonan's sweepg gay food generalizatns so we put them to the unscientific, anecdotal tt, assigned them a rpective Ksey ratg and me up wh your (pletely unscientific) gui to the sexualy of food, om gayt to straightt:What is: Shi; Sashimi; Cdo; Seafood Tartare; Ceviche What Doonan Says: "Japane food — that is some serly gay food... Basilly, you’re takg sloppy bs of fish and makg them to the exquise ltle bonbons, and that seems ordately gay to me.
HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE GAY
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" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 6 is "exclively homosexual" What We Say: That sort of mak sense.
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" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 5 is "predomantly homosexual, only cintally heterosexual" What We Say: Though they look like lorful cheeburgers, y, all tak is an "cintal" n- wh Cool Whip to that gay credibily.
ARE CHIP AND DALE GAY OR BROTHERS?
" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 4 is "predomantly homosexual, but more than cintally heterosexual" What We Say: Clearly this isn't the first pairg between the black bean soup and the sour-cream pairg. " What Ksey Says: The Ksey 3 is "equally heterosexual and homosexual" or more simply, bisexual. What We Say: Dpe s fat ntent, Doonan mentns that Caar salad and certa pi may tilt more gay than you'd thk.
There are novelty mach ma pecially for pani-makg and grillg and certaly has more flair than a ham and chee on wheat bread--Doonan refers to wheat bread as "ferocly lbian and wildly heterosexual"--but all the hidn meats and chee certaly make this food an equal straddler of gay-straight le.
POTATO_CHIPS_ARE_GAY
" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 2 is "predomantly heterosexual, but more than cintally homosexual" What We Say: The Tim wrer nces that although the meatloaf is unrelentgly heterosexual, non-potato-based sis like a salad substute n go a long way temperg the Burt Reynolds-ns of this dish. ’" What Ksey Says: The Ksey 1 is "predomantly heterosexual, only cintally homosexual" What We Say: Doonan explas that baked chips are herently gay...
AM I GAY?
" What We Say: Burros are the clearly the hate crime of the gay food world and brg together Doonan's unholy try of meat, chee, and avodo (along wh that dodge-worthy sour cream). One of the most mon qutns among young men is, “am I gay?” Our quiz will dispel any doubts. Why Do You Need To Take Up The Am I Gay Quiz?Table of Contents1 Why Do You Need To Take Up The Am I Gay Quiz?2 Hts And Experienc Predictg Gay Behavr2.1 High School Csh2.2 Cheatg A Girl2.3 Means Of Copg Wh Rejectn2.4 Checkg Out Other Men2.5 Good-Lookg Women Don’t Attract You2.6 Sex Wh A Girliend Don’t Exce You3 Qutns Preview.
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