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• HE’S SO GAYFRANK ZAPPATRACK 12 ON THG-FISH PRODUCED BYFRANK ZAPPANOV. 21, 19841 VIEWER6.6K VIEWS4 CONTRIBUTORSHE’S SO GAY LYRICS[ENSEMBLE]HE'S SO GAY(HE'S SO GAY)HE'S VERY VERY GAYHE'S SO GAY(Y HE IS, I GUS HE LIK )AND HE LIK TO BE THAT WAY (YEAH)WH HIS KEYS ALL ON THE RIGHT (UH HUH)HE'S TO BBER EVERY NIGHT (INTO BBER?)(THE BOY'S TO BBER EVERY NIGHT? OH MY GOODNS!)HE'S SO GAY (WHEW)HE'S SO GAYHE'S ALMOST EVERYONE TODAYHE'S OKAY (YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY)HE'S OKAYHE'S GOT A ROLE HE WANTS TO PLAY(HAVE YOU EVER SLAMMED BBER?)HE'S OKAY (I GUS HE'S OKAY)HE'S OKAYHE'S JT A WBOY FOR A DAYOF URSE, HIS EVENG'S NOT PLETE (UH HUH)WHOUT SOME MEAT THE SEAT(DON'T TELL ME THAT)LET'S SKATE AWAYDOWN SANTA MONI TODAY(WELL WELL WELL)YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKEMAYBE HE WANTS A LTLE SPANKG (SPANKG)MAYBE HE'LL EAT A LTLE CHAMAYBE HIS LOVER SHOULD BE THANKG HIM (UH HUH)FOR THE WAY HE MAK SPRKLEINTO DROPS OF GOLDEN RAIN(OH NO! WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? UH OH)HE'S SO GAY (THAT'S WHAT IS)HE'S SO GAYHE L THE CY A WAY (OH BOY)YOU ULD SAYYOU ULD SAY (WHAT ULD YOU SAY?)IT'S SORTA DIFFERENT TODAY (I AGREE)ALL THE TAFFETA AND CHTZ (AT LEAST THE BOY A'T GONNA REPRODUCE HIMSELF)AND EVERY LEATHER BOY'S A PRINCE (UH HUH)HEY HEY HEY! (HEY HEY HEY)PLEASE DON'T LOOK THE OTHER WAYYOU ULD BE JT LIKE HIMTOMORROW! (WOO THAT'S SHOCKG)MAYBE YOU'LL GET A CHANCE (I'M TELLG YOU)TO BORROW (WHAT AM I BORROWG?)(BORROW)HIS BOUQUET (NO WAY!)AND MAYBE LATER...(MAYBE LATER) (DON'T YOU TELL ME THIS, I SAY DON'T YOU TELL ME THIS!)WE'LL ALL BEGAYYYYY! (NO! NO NO! GAY)DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME?(YOU JT DID)EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHO PRODUCED “HE'S SO GAY” BY FRANK ZAPPA?WHEN DID FRANK ZAPPA RELEASE “HE'S SO GAY”?WHO WROTE “HE'S SO GAY” BY FRANK ZAPPA?THG-FISH (1984)FRANK ZAPPA1. PROLOGUE2. THE MAMMY NUNS3. HARRY & RHONDA4. GALOOT UP-DATE5. THE ‘TORCHUM’ NEVER STOPS6. THAT EVIL PRCE7. YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS (THG-FISH VERSN)8. MUDD CLUB (THG-FISH VERSN)9. THE MEEK SHALL INHER NOTHG (THG-FISH VERSN)10. CLOWNS ON VELVET11. HARRY-AS-A-BOY12. HE’S SO GAY13. THE MASSIVE IMPROVE’LENCE14. ARTIFICIAL RHONDA15. THE CRAB-GRASS BABY16. THE WHE BOY TROUBL17. NO NOT NOW18. BRIEFSE BOOGIE19. BROWN MOS20. WISTFUL W A FIST-FULL21. DROP DEAD22. WON TON ONCREDSPRODUCED BYFRANK ZAPPAWRTEN BYFRANK ZAPPAVOLSJOHNNY “GUAR” WATSONRELEASE DATENOVEMBER 21, 1984HE’S SO GAY REMIXHE'S SO GAY (REMIXED) BY FRANK ZAPPAHE’S SO GAY LIVE PERFORMANCHE'S SO GAY [YCDTOSA 6] BY FRANK ZAPPATAGSROCKEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
• "HE'S SO GAY" LYRICS
• HE'S SO GAY
• HOW TO TELL IF YOUR GUY FRIEND IS GAY
• HE'S SO GAY
• "THAT'S SO GAY" IS JT SO WRONG
• HE IS GAY / HE IS A GAY.
• IS HE GAY?
• KEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN BARBIE’S GAY BT FRIEND—NOT HER BOYIENDBARBIE’S BELOVED BEARD?FOR YEARS, PEOPLE HAVE QUTNED WHAT ROLE KEN REALLY PLAYS BARBIE’S LIFE. BUT THE TTH IS PLA SIGHT: KEN’S NOT BOYIEND MATERIAL. AT LEAST, NOT FOR BARBIE.BARRY LEVTFREELANCE WRERPUBLISHED JUL. 21, 2023 4:35AM EDT PHOTO ILLTRATN BY THE DAILY BEAST/GETTYIT’S BARBIE WEEK AT THE DAILY BEAST’S OBSSED, CELEBRATG THE DOLL’S POP-CULTURE HISTORY, OUR FAVORE BARBIE MEMORI, AND A CERTA MAJOR MOVIE. READ ALL OF OUR VERAGE HERE!“SHE’S EVERYTHG. HE’S JT KEN.” THAT’S THE TAGLE FOR THE WILDLY ANTICIPATED BARBIE MOVIE, DIRECTED BY GRETA GERWIG AND STARRG MARGOT ROBBIE AND RYAN GOSLG. THE IMPLITN IS CLEAR: COME FOR BARBIE, AND STAY FOR BARBIE… BUT KEN HAPPENS TO BE THERE TOO.KEN HAS LONG BEEN SEEN AS NOTHG BUT BARBIE’S HUMAN ACCSORY, BUT WASN’T ALWAYS THIS WAY FOR THE POOR MISUNRSTOOD DOLL. WHEN KEN WAS FIRST TRODUCED 1961, HIS FIRST MERCIAL TRIED TO POSN HIM AS BARBIE’S EQUAL AND, UNMISTAKABLY, BOYIEND. “GET BOTH BARBIE AND KEN AND SEE WHERE THE ROMANCE WILL LEAD!” THE MERCIAL PROMISED.SCE THEN, LIKE BARBIE, KEN HAS UNRGONE UNTLS TRANSFORMATNS AND FASHNS. BUT AS TIME WENT ON, KEN FOUND HIMSELF AN AFTERTHOUGHT. TOYMAKERS MATTEL NEVER GAVE HIM THE SAME KD OF BACKSTORI AS BARBIE—WHILE SHE’S HAD OVER 200 REERS, KEN HAS HAD JT SOME 40-ODD PROFSNS. (AN CREDIBLE AMOUNT OF JOBS FOR A PERSON, SURE. BUT FOR A DOLL? EMBARRASSG.) BARBIE HAS STARRED LOTS OF VIO GAM AND MORE THAN THREE DOZEN FILMS; KEN HAS HAD A MAJOR ROLE A MERE HANDFUL OF THEM. BUT THERE’S ONE KEY REASON WHY KEN IS ALWAYS LAGGG SIGNIFINTLY BEHD BARBIE AND 'S A LOT EPER THAN THE DOLL’S SEEMG LACK OF POPULARY: KEN HAS BEEN MISST. HE’S NOT BARBIE’S BOYIEND. HE’S BARBIE’S GAY BT IEND.DPE MATTEL’S SISTENCE THAT BARBIE AND KEN ARE A HAPPY ROMANTIC RELATNSHIP, THERE’S PLENTY OF SPECULATN ABOUT KEN’S SEXUALY. EVEN IF HIS MAKERS CLAIM HIM TO BE STRAIGHT, THERE’S MOUNTG PROOF TO THE NTRARY. PERHAPS THE MOST DISPUTABLE EVINCE THAT KEN IS FACT BOTH A MEMBER OF THE QUEER MUNY AND BARBIE’S BTIE, NOT BOY TOY, OM A RATHER SURPRISG PLACE: 2010’S TOY STORY 3.IN TOY STORY 3, BARBIE AND KEN PLAY A SURPRISGLY LARGE ROLE. THEIR TRODUCTN TO THE FILM IS TGED WH ROMANTIC TENSN. WHEN THE PAIR MEET, THE FILM VOK A MON TROPE: A ROMANTIC NEEDLE DROP HS THE MOMENT THE LOVERS LOCK EY. IN THIS SE, ’S “DREAM WEAVER” BY GARY WRIGHT. AS FAR AS BARBIE AND KEN ARE NCERNED, THEY’RE THE ONLY ON THE ROOM. “I LOVE YOUR LEG WARMERS!” KEN TELLS BARBIE. “NICE AST,” SHE BANTERS, WH HEAVY EMPHASIS ON THE FIRST SYLLABLE. BEFORE THGS GET TOO HEATED, THEY LOCK ARMS AND WALK OFF TOGETHER. PHOTO ILLTRATN BY KELLY CAMERO / THE DAILY BEAST / GETTY LET’S BE HONT—SPE THE ROMANTIC OVERTON OF THE SCENE, THEIR BRIEF EXCHANGE TELLS EVERYTHG ABOUT HOW THEY SEE EACH OTHER. KEN DON’T MENTN ANYTHG ABOUT BARBIE’S BODY, STEAD HIGHLIGHTG HER LEG WARMERS. BUT BARBIE IS UNSUBTLY TRYG TO SCE KEN JT TWO WORDS. SHE’S AFTER KEN, BUT KEN IS AFTER SOMEONE WHOSE CLOTH HE N ADMIRE.SURE, LATER THE FILM, KEN AND BARBIE SAY “I LOVE YOU” TO EACH OTHER. AND THEY GO BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN SAYG EACH WORD OF “I LOVE YOU”—SO SOMEONE DIFFERENT N SAY “LOVE” EACH TIME, AS KEN EXPLAS. HE MENTNS OFFHAND THAT HE HAS EVERYTHG EXCEPT SOMEONE TO SHARE WH. BARBIE AND KEN EVEN NUZZLE THEIR NOS TOGETHER. Y, THERE’S FELY LOVE BETWEEN IENDS—BUT THROUGH ALL, THERE’S NOT A HT OF SEXUAL CHEMISTRY.LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THKG—SIR, THIS IS TOY STORY; WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU EXPECTG? IF YOU LOOK AT OTHER ROMANC THE ANCHISE—WOODY AND BO PEEP, AND JSE AND BUZZ—THERE’S NO DOUBT THAT THERE’S REAL LOVE THERE BETWEEN THE SENTIENT TOYS. THEIR PASSN FOR ONE ANOTHER TRANSCENDS MORE THAN SIMPLY BEG TERTED EACH OTHER’S OUTFS. THE SAME NNOT BE SAID OF THE MATTEL DOLLS. THAT’S MA EVINT WHEN KEN FALLY GETS AN OPPORTUNY FOR TIMACY WH BARBIE. “THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS,” HE TELLS BARBIE WHEN THEY FALLY GO TO HIS DREAMHOE TOGETHER, HAVG PARENTS ALL OVER THE WORLD CLUTCHG THEIR PEARLS. BUT FEAR NOT: KEN SIMPLY TAK BARBIE TO… HIS WALK- WARDROBE. ANY SEMBLANCE OF ROMANCE MAK WAY FOR IENDSHIP, WHEN THE PAIR JUBILANTLY PESE KEN’S OUTFS. AND STEAD OF DOG SOMETHG WILD LIKE KISSG BARBIE, KEN PUTS ON A FASHN SHOW FOR HER STEAD. THE FILM WON’T SAY , BUT A POST-CREDS PUNCHLE ABOUT KEN’S HANDWRG, PLETE WH HEARTS AND STARS SURROUNDG HIS NAME, TELLS WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW.THE HEAVILY IMPLIED NATURE OF KEN’S GAYNS TOY STORY 3 HARKENS BACK TO HOLLYWOOD’S TRADNAL GAY BT IEND-TYPE CHARACTERS. IN THE HAYS CO ERA, EXPLIC REFERENC TO HOMOSEXUALY WEREN’T ALLOWED, SO CHARACTERS LIKE VAN BUREN (FRANKL PANGBORN) 1937’S EASY LIVG, KIP (DAVID WAYNE) 1949’S ADAM’S RIB, OR ADDISON (GEE SANRS) 1950’S ALL ABOUT EVE STEAD WERE IMBUED WH EFFEMATE CHARACTERISTICS, OFFERG A GLIMPSE OUTSI OF HETERONORMATIVY WHOUT EXPLICLY BEG QUEER.NONE OF THE CHARACTERS WERE THE SAME—SOME WERE TTY, OTHERS SWEET. SOME HAD ULTERR MOTIV, AND OTHERS OFFERED UNNDNAL SUPPORT. BUT EACH OF THE GAY BT IENDS WAS TRSILLY FED BY THEIR RELATNSHIPS WH THEIR STRAIGHT IENDS. WE NEVER REALLY LEARNED MUCH ABOUT THEM AS DIVIDUALS. THEY LIVED ON THE MARGS, FLHG OUT THEIR STRAIGHT UNTERPARTS, HARDLY HAVG A PURPOSE WHOUT THEM; THAT PORTRAYAL REMAS TE TODAY. PHOTO ILLTRATN BY KELLY CAMERO / THE DAILY BEAST / PHOTOS BY GETTY / WARNER BROS. DES LATER, 2010, THE GAY BT IEND WAS ALL THE RAGE; TEEN VOGUE EVEN WENT SO FAR AS TO PROCLAIM THE GBF AS THE SUMMER’S MT-HAVE ACCSORY. BUT UNLIKE THE FIRST HALF OF THE 20TH CENTURY, TODAY’S CEMA, THE GBF IS ALLOWED TO BE OPENLY GAY. AT THE SAME TIME, THEY STILL BARELY REGISTER AS PEOPLE WH CHARACTER TRAS BEYOND THEIR RELATNSHIPS WH THEIR STRAIGHT UNTERPARTS. IN MOVI LIKE MEAN GIRLS (2004), THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA (2006), EASY A (2010), NO STRGS ATTACHED (2011), AND ISN’T IT ROMANTIC (2019), GAY IENDS EXIST ENTIRELY THE ORB OF THEIR FEMALE IENDS. IT’S SUCH A STRONG TROPE THAT EVEN PERSISTS QUEER ROMANTIC EDI: 2020’S HAPPIT SEASON FDS JOHN (DAN LEVY) OFFERG ADVICE AND SNARKY ONE-LERS TO HIS LBIAN BTIE LI OF MEANGFUL CHARACTER VELOPMENT.IN TOY STORY 3, THE SAME IS TE OF KEN. HIS EXISTENCE PENDS ON AND CIRCULAT AROUND BARBIE. IN BARBIE, KEN HAS FOUND SOMEONE WHO REALLY UNRSTANDS HIM. HE DON’T GET ALONG WH THE OTHER TOYS, WHO MOCK HIM FOR BEG A “GIRL'S TOY.” BUT BARBIE LOV FASHN, JT LIKE HE DO. “NO ONE APPRECIAT CLOTH HERE, BARBIE,” KEN LAMENTS TO BARBIE, ABOUT THE OTHER TOYS’ TREATMENT OF HIM. “NO ONE!” BUT BARBIE DO, AND FOR KEN, THAT’S LIFE-CHANGG.THERE ARE PLENTY OF REASONS WHY THE FILM WOULDN’T OUTRIGHTLY STATE THAT KEN IS HOMOSEXUAL. NOT ONLY DO DISNEY SELF HAVE A PLITED HISTORY WH QUEER CHARACTERS, BUT KEN AND BARBIE ARE ALSO THE PROPERTY OF MATTEL, WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN STEADFAST ASSERTG KEN’S HETEROSEXUALY. THAT’S NEVER BEEN CLEARER THAN 1993 WHEN THE TOY PANY TRIED TO REIGNE KEN’S POPULARY MATTEL’S SOLUTN? EARRG MAGIC KEN. EARRG MAGIC KEN WAS A FIERCER, FELY MORE QUEER KEN THAN EVER BEFORE. THIS VERSN OF THE DOLL HAD BLEACHED BLON HAIR, A PURPLE LEATHER VT (!), A PK-PURPLE MH TOP (!!), AND OF URSE, AND EARRG THE “GAY EAR”. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL: AROUND KEN’S NECK WAS SOMETHG THAT ANY ACTIVE PARTICIPANT OF THE QUEER SCENE THE ’90S REGNIZED STANTLY—A CK RG (!!!).THE EARRG MAGIC KEN TURNED BARBIE’S BOYIEND TO AN OUT-AND-PROUD HOMOSEXUAL RAVER. MATTEL, OF URSE, VEHEMENTLY NIED ANY CLAIMS THAT KEN WAS GAY, LET ALONE THAT HE HAD SOMETHG AS PREPOSTERO AS A CK RG AROUND HIS NECK. AS LISA MCKENDALL, FORMER MANAGER OF MARKETG AND MUNITNS, SAID AN TERVIEW ABOUT THE DOLL, “WE’RE NOT THE BS OF PUTTG CK RGS TO THE HANDS OF LTLE GIRLS.”REGARDLS OF MATTEL’S TENTNS, ’S HARD TO NY WHAT THE EYE N SEE. DPE THE NAME, CK RGS AT THE TIME WERE ED AS A FASHN ACCSORY AND A SIGN OF FIANT QUEERNS AND SEX POSIVY. AS A RULT, GAY MEN BOUGHT THE DOLL DROV, AND SPE MATTEL ULTIMATELY RELLG THE DOLL AND WIPG AWAY ANY TRACE OF EARRG MAGIC KEN, WAS NEAR-IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE KEN AS ANYTHG BUT THE GLOR HOMOSEXUAL HE WAS BORN TO BE OM THEN ON. MATTEL SPENT THE NEXT UPLE OF S TRYG TO RETA KEN’S MORE HETERONORMATIVE, MASCULE IMAGE, BUT THE VEIL WAS LIFTED, AND THERE WAS NO GOG BACK. PHOTO ILLTRATN BY KELLY CAMERO/THE DAILY BEAST/PHOTOS BY GETTY/WARNER BROS. THOUGH MATTEL DON’T SEEM TO BE WILLG TO SAY KEN IS ACTUALLY GAY, THE KEN DOLLS OF RECENT YEARS SEEM TO REALLY LEAN TO KEN’S QUEERNS. THE YASSIFITN OF KEN IS CLEARLY UNRWAY. WHILE THERE IS NO WAY TO “DRS GAY,” THERE ARE SEVERAL DOLLS THAT SEEM TO SUGGT OTHERWISE, SUCH AS:FASHNISTA KEN #193, WHO LOOKS VERY EXCED TO TELL YOU ABOUT HIS NEW OBSSN, TROYE SIVAN;TRAVEL KEN DOLL, WHO HAS A SATCHEL PERFECT FOR BATHHO AND A PURPLE OVERNIGHT BAG THAT LERALLY PROCLAIMS HE’S “EXTRA;”KEN LOOKS DOLL, SERVG “I’M GONNA GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER”-TYPE REALNS WHILE SPORTG BLACK PLEATHER PANTS;THIS KEN, WHO WEARS THE LEAST HETEROSEXUAL DOUBLE NIM IMAGABLE.WHILE I HAVE A FEELG THE NEW BARBIE MOVIE WILL PUT THE WORK TO NVCE THAT KEN IS A HETERO DU WHO LOV NOTHG LIFE MORE THAN BARBIE HERSELF, THE WRG’S ALREADY ON THE WALL: KEN IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, BARBIE’S GAY BT IEND.KEEP OBSSG! SIGN UP FOR THE DAILY BEAST’S OBSSED NEWSLETTER AND FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK, TWTER, INSTAGRAM AND TIKTOK.READ MORE OF OUR BARBIE VERAGE HERE. BARRY LEVT
• I DON’T SMOKE KENDRESPABENZTRACK 11 ON DRILL MIC PRODUCED BYDRILLTIMEMAY. 13, 20211 VIEWER36.4K VIEWS27 CONTRIBUTORSI DON’T SMOKE KENDRE LYRICS[INTRO]KENDRE GOT, HOLD ON (KENDRE GOT SMOKED, 'BOUT TO ROLL HIM RIGHT NOW)KENDRE GOT SMOKED, 'BOUT TO, ALRIGHTYOU SURE YOU WANNA GO THERE?(DRILLTIME, WHAT YOU OK' UP, NIGGA?)[VERSE]KENDRE GOT SMOKED BY THE POLICEI FUCK WH J, SO I'MA LEAVE HIM OUT THE 'WOOD AND SMOKE PETEDURK GOT KILLED BY HIS HOMIE, SH WAS SO CREEPFOOL A BCH AND AN ASHTRAY LOWKEYVONTA GOT PHED OUT THE R, SO HE ROLL EASYTHIS NIGGA MAMA GOT SHOT AND HE STILL TWEAK'THIS NIGGA BCH GOT SHOT, KU I KNOW SHE LEAV'THEY SHOT THAT HOE FGER OFF, SHE ULDN'T EVEN TWEET , AYYBK GANG, THROW YOUR MOTHERFUCK' B'S UPTHEY DON'T HANG ON BROOKLYN NO MORе, THEM NIGGAS EASED UPROD K DIеD, HE WAS SPN', GUS HE EEZED UPFUCK HIS LAST WORDS, KU, THE LAST THG HE SEEN WAS , AYYNIGGAS KNOW WE GET POPP'KU, I MIGHT MISS THE RANGE, BUT I N H A MOV' TARGETSHOO-SHOOT' FOR HIS HEAD, I FUCK 'ROUND AND H HIS BODYI'M JT SHOOT' AND I'M SPRAY', I FUCK 'ROUND AND H HIS PARTNER, GO, AYYWHERE MY MOTHERFUCK' CREW AT?SPABENZ THE NEW WAVE, LIKE A MOTHERFUCK' DURAGSPAZZ2X GOT DROPPED, HOW HE DO THAT?SCROLL' THROUGH HIS PHONE HILLTOP, THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT?AYY, MOOKIE DIED SLOW MOTNJUG DIED, HURRINE SEASON, THEY STILL BLOW'DRK' AD OPPS, I'M SLEEP' AND STILL POUR'TEKI WAST' TIME ON THE PLUG, HE AD AND THEY DON'T KNOW , AYYI SAID TEKI, BUT YOU THOUGHT I SAID TKCOOL, I HEARD THEY DID MOOKIE LIKE SOME LIQUOR, HOLD ON (HOLD ON)COOL, I HEARD THEY DID MOOKIE LIKE A BANK 'E HE GOT CHASEDONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, HOW MANY TIM LA CRACKA GOT FACED?SPRAYED HIS ASS, SHOT HIM HIS EY LIKE HE GOT MACEDMY DGHTER, SHE LIKE ME, SHE BE SCHOOL AND SHE DON'T PLAYTYRE TWERK' ON THE BATHROOM, LOOK Y'ALL, HE SO GAYJUJU TAK' SK PICTUR, GO AND LOOK Y'ALL, HE SO GAYBIBBY DIED HILLTOP, JAMARI THE SAME WAYROD K TOO, YOU KNOW I SMOKE HIS ASS EVERYDAYBIBBY MY CUP, UH, OL, THAT BOY GOT CHASEDWHEN KU 'NEM SMOK' KENDRE, I DON'T H , OFF HIS BROTHER FACEI'MA PUT FOOL MAMA BACK ON KE, THE NEXT THG HE SAYI LIKE MY TANGY WGS IED HARD, I'MA EAT HIS FACEOOH, DIED HIS BROTHER'S FACEALWAYS WONR WHAT HIS BROTHER TOLD HIS MAMA TO THIS FUCK' DAYCLEAN UP MAN ME THROUGH SPN' WH A .38DRILLTIME, I NEED SOME MORE BEATS, 'S WAY MORE OPPS TO SAYYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE1EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT
• QUELLE T LA DIFFéRENCE ENTRE HOMOSEXUEL ET GAY
• HE’S SO GAY (REMIXED)FRANK ZAPPATRACK 5 ON HAVE I OFFEND SOMEONE? PRODUCED BYFRANK ZAPPATHIS VERSN DO NOT FEATURE THE SOMEWHAT TSIVE TERPOLATED VOLS OF THE THG-FISH VERSN, KEEPG ALL OF THE MIL SECTNS AND NONE OF THE SPOKEN WORDS.APR. 8, 19971 VIEWER1 CONTRIBUTORHE’S SO GAY (REMIXED) LYRICSHE'S SO GAY(HE'S SO GAY)HE'S VERY VERY GAYHE'S SO GAY (HE'S GAY)AND HE LIK TO BE THAT WAY (WELL)WH HIS KEYS ALL ON THE RIGHTHE'S TO BBER EVERY NIGHTHE'S SO GAY(HE'S SO GAY)HE'S ALMOST EVERYONE TODAYHE'S OKAY(HE'S OKAY)HE'S GOT A ROLE HE WANTS TO PLAYHE'S OKAY(HE'S OKAY)HE'S JT A WBOY FOR A DAYOF URSE, HIS EVENG'S NOT PLETEWHOUT SOME MEAT THE SEATLET'S SKATE AWAYDOWN SANTA MONI TODAY(WELL WELL WELL)MAYBE HE WANTS A LTLE SPANKGMAYBE HE'LL EAT A LTLE CHA (EAT SOME CHA)MAYBE HIS LOVER SHOULD BE THANKG HIMFOR THE WAY HE MAK SPRKLEINTO DROPS OF GOLDEN RAINYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKEHE'S SO GAY(HE'S SO GAY)HE L THE CY A WAYYOU ULD SAY(YOU ULD SAY)IT'S SORTA DIFFERENT TODAYALL THE TAFFETA AND CHTZAND EVERY LEATHER BOY'S A PRINCEHEY HEY HEY!PLEASE DON'T LOOK THE OTHER WAYYOU ULD BE JT LIKE HIMTOMORROW! (AY AY AY)MAYBE YOU'LL GET A CHANCETO BORROW(BORROW)HIS BOUQUETAND MAYBE LATER...(MAYBE LATER)WE'LL ALL BE GAYYYYY!DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME?EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTGENI ANNOTATN1 NTRIBUTORTHIS VERSN DO NOT FEATURE THE SOMEWHAT TSIVE TERPOLATED VOLS OF THE THG-FISH VERSN, KEEPG ALL OF THE MIL SECTNS AND NONE OF THE SPOKEN WORDS.EXPAND SHAREASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHO PRODUCED “HE'S SO GAY (REMIXED)” BY FRANK ZAPPA?WHEN DID FRANK ZAPPA RELEASE “HE'S SO GAY (REMIXED)”?WHO WROTE “HE'S SO GAY (REMIXED)” BY FRANK ZAPPA?HAVE I OFFEND SOMEONE? (1997)FRANK ZAPPA1. BOBBY BROWN GO DOWN (REMIXED)2. DIS BOY (RENSTCTED & REMIXED)3. GOBL GIRL (VSO’D TO SLOWER SPEED)4. IN FRANCE (REMIXED)5. HE’S SO GAY (REMIXED)6. SEX7. TTI ’N BEER [DIFFERENT ED]8. WE’RE TURNG AGA [REMIXED]9. DUMB ALL OVER [PREVLY UNRELEASED LIVE VERSN]10. CATHOLIC GIRLS (EDED VERSN)11. DAH-MOE HUMM (HAVE I OFFEND SOMEONE?)12. TSEL TOWN REBELLN [PREVLY UNRELEASED LIVE VERSN]13. VALLEY GIRL14. JEWISH PRCS15. YO CATS (REMIXED)CREDSPRODUCED BYFRANK ZAPPAWRTEN BYFRANK ZAPPARELEASE DATEAPRIL 8, 1997HE’S SO GAY (REMIXED) IS A REMIX OFHE'S SO GAY BY FRANK ZAPPATAGSROCKEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
• AM I GAY?

HE’S SO GAYFRANK ZAPPATRACK 12 ON THG-FISH PRODUCED BYFRANK ZAPPANOV. 21, 19841 VIEWER6.6K VIEWS4 CONTRIBUTORSHE’S SO GAY LYRICS[ENSEMBLE]HE'S SO GAY(HE'S SO GAY)HE'S VERY VERY GAYHE'S SO GAY(Y HE IS, I GUS HE LIK )AND HE LIK TO BE THAT WAY (YEAH)WH HIS KEYS ALL ON THE RIGHT (UH HUH)HE'S TO BBER EVERY NIGHT (INTO BBER?)(THE BOY'S TO BBER EVERY NIGHT? OH MY GOODNS!)HE'S SO GAY (WHEW)HE'S SO GAYHE'S ALMOST EVERYONE TODAYHE'S OKAY (YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY)HE'S OKAYHE'S GOT A ROLE HE WANTS TO PLAY(HAVE YOU EVER SLAMMED BBER?)HE'S OKAY (I GUS HE'S OKAY)HE'S OKAYHE'S JT A WBOY FOR A DAYOF URSE, HIS EVENG'S NOT PLETE (UH HUH)WHOUT SOME MEAT THE SEAT(DON'T TELL ME THAT)LET'S SKATE AWAYDOWN SANTA MONI TODAY(WELL WELL WELL)YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKEMAYBE HE WANTS A LTLE SPANKG (SPANKG)MAYBE HE'LL EAT A LTLE CHAMAYBE HIS LOVER SHOULD BE THANKG HIM (UH HUH)FOR THE WAY HE MAK SPRKLEINTO DROPS OF GOLDEN RAIN(OH NO! WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? UH OH)HE'S SO GAY (THAT'S WHAT IS)HE'S SO GAYHE L THE CY A WAY (OH BOY)YOU ULD SAYYOU ULD SAY (WHAT ULD YOU SAY?)IT'S SORTA DIFFERENT TODAY (I AGREE)ALL THE TAFFETA AND CHTZ (AT LEAST THE BOY A'T GONNA REPRODUCE HIMSELF)AND EVERY LEATHER BOY'S A PRINCE (UH HUH)HEY HEY HEY! (HEY HEY HEY)PLEASE DON'T LOOK THE OTHER WAYYOU ULD BE JT LIKE HIMTOMORROW! (WOO THAT'S SHOCKG)MAYBE YOU'LL GET A CHANCE (I'M TELLG YOU)TO BORROW (WHAT AM I BORROWG?)(BORROW)HIS BOUQUET (NO WAY!)AND MAYBE LATER...(MAYBE LATER) (DON'T YOU TELL ME THIS, I SAY DON'T YOU TELL ME THIS!)WE'LL ALL BEGAYYYYY! (NO! NO NO! GAY)DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME?(YOU JT DID)EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTHAVE THE SI SOP ON THIS SONG?SIGN UP AND DROP SOME KNOWLEDGESTART THE SONG BASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHO PRODUCED “HE'S SO GAY” BY FRANK ZAPPA?WHEN DID FRANK ZAPPA RELEASE “HE'S SO GAY”?WHO WROTE “HE'S SO GAY” BY FRANK ZAPPA?THG-FISH (1984)FRANK ZAPPA1. PROLOGUE2. THE MAMMY NUNS3. HARRY & RHONDA4. GALOOT UP-DATE5. THE ‘TORCHUM’ NEVER STOPS6. THAT EVIL PRCE7. YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS (THG-FISH VERSN)8. MUDD CLUB (THG-FISH VERSN)9. THE MEEK SHALL INHER NOTHG (THG-FISH VERSN)10. CLOWNS ON VELVET11. HARRY-AS-A-BOY12. HE’S SO GAY13. THE MASSIVE IMPROVE’LENCE14. ARTIFICIAL RHONDA15. THE CRAB-GRASS BABY16. THE WHE BOY TROUBL17. NO NOT NOW18. BRIEFSE BOOGIE19. BROWN MOS20. WISTFUL W A FIST-FULL21. DROP DEAD22. WON TON ONCREDSPRODUCED BYFRANK ZAPPAWRTEN BYFRANK ZAPPAVOLSJOHNNY “GUAR” WATSONRELEASE DATENOVEMBER 21, 1984HE’S SO GAY REMIXHE'S SO GAY (REMIXED) BY FRANK ZAPPAHE’S SO GAY LIVE PERFORMANCHE'S SO GAY [YCDTOSA 6] BY FRANK ZAPPATAGSROCKEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

[Ensemble]He's so gay(He's so gay)He's very very gayHe's so gay(Y he is, I gus he lik )And he lik to be that way (yeah)Wh his keys all on the right (Uh huh)He's to bber every night (Into bber? )He's so gay (Whew)He's so gayHe's almost everyone todayHe's okay (Yeah, that's what they say)He's okayHe's got a role he wants to play(Have you ever slammed bber? Uh oh)He's so gay (That's what is)He's so gayHe l the cy a way (Oh boy)You uld sayYou uld say (What uld you say?

)We'll all beGayyyyy! Gay)Do you really want to hurt me?

"HE'S SO GAY" LYRICS

He's so gay.

(He's so gay). He's very very gay. (He's gay).

HE'S SO GAY

GAY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR GUY FRIEND IS GAY

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HE'S SO GAY

There are lots of reasons why you might want to know if your iend is gay. You may want to know if your iend is gay, but there may be a good reason why they're stayg closeted.

For example, his fay may be vlently homophobic and by cidg that he's gay, you may out him by accint by treatg him different or implyg somethg whout meang to. If you're tryg to figure out if your iend is gay bee you want to date him (as a woman), 's important to remember that jt bee he might be terted men don't mean he's not terted women. Even if he is gay, that should not rm your opn of him.

"THAT'S SO GAY" IS JT SO WRONG

Another important thg to remember is that 's not very important whether or not he's gay. How do you know if you’re gay?

This n be another ditor that he's gay.

If you're not seeg any of that, then he might be gay.

HE IS GAY / HE IS A GAY.

One of the theori about why some people are gay has to do wh the hormon that they're exposed to before they're born.

The hormone exposure levels may manift actual, physil ways which n be a vague ditor that a guy might be gay. Gay men are slightly more likely to have even fgers than straight men. It is possible that your guy iend is not gay but stead falls somewhere else on the Ksey sle of unirns and awomens.

IS HE GAY?

Although some people the gay culture may put on a certa voice or a way of speakg, your iend talkg a siar or "effemate" way is still not a very good way to judge.

What a guy enjoys is also not a very good way to judge if he is gay or not.

KEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN BARBIE’S GAY BT FRIEND—NOT HER BOYIENDBARBIE’S BELOVED BEARD?FOR YEARS, PEOPLE HAVE QUTNED WHAT ROLE KEN REALLY PLAYS BARBIE’S LIFE. BUT THE TTH IS PLA SIGHT: KEN’S NOT BOYIEND MATERIAL. AT LEAST, NOT FOR BARBIE.BARRY LEVTFREELANCE WRERPUBLISHED JUL. 21, 2023 4:35AM EDT PHOTO ILLTRATN BY THE DAILY BEAST/GETTYIT’S BARBIE WEEK AT THE DAILY BEAST’S OBSSED, CELEBRATG THE DOLL’S POP-CULTURE HISTORY, OUR FAVORE BARBIE MEMORI, AND A CERTA MAJOR MOVIE. READ ALL OF OUR VERAGE HERE!“SHE’S EVERYTHG. HE’S JT KEN.” THAT’S THE TAGLE FOR THE WILDLY ANTICIPATED BARBIE MOVIE, DIRECTED BY GRETA GERWIG AND STARRG MARGOT ROBBIE AND RYAN GOSLG. THE IMPLITN IS CLEAR: COME FOR BARBIE, AND STAY FOR BARBIE… BUT KEN HAPPENS TO BE THERE TOO.KEN HAS LONG BEEN SEEN AS NOTHG BUT BARBIE’S HUMAN ACCSORY, BUT WASN’T ALWAYS THIS WAY FOR THE POOR MISUNRSTOOD DOLL. WHEN KEN WAS FIRST TRODUCED 1961, HIS FIRST MERCIAL TRIED TO POSN HIM AS BARBIE’S EQUAL AND, UNMISTAKABLY, BOYIEND. “GET BOTH BARBIE AND KEN AND SEE WHERE THE ROMANCE WILL LEAD!” THE MERCIAL PROMISED.SCE THEN, LIKE BARBIE, KEN HAS UNRGONE UNTLS TRANSFORMATNS AND FASHNS. BUT AS TIME WENT ON, KEN FOUND HIMSELF AN AFTERTHOUGHT. TOYMAKERS MATTEL NEVER GAVE HIM THE SAME KD OF BACKSTORI AS BARBIE—WHILE SHE’S HAD OVER 200 REERS, KEN HAS HAD JT SOME 40-ODD PROFSNS. (AN CREDIBLE AMOUNT OF JOBS FOR A PERSON, SURE. BUT FOR A DOLL? EMBARRASSG.) BARBIE HAS STARRED LOTS OF VIO GAM AND MORE THAN THREE DOZEN FILMS; KEN HAS HAD A MAJOR ROLE A MERE HANDFUL OF THEM. BUT THERE’S ONE KEY REASON WHY KEN IS ALWAYS LAGGG SIGNIFINTLY BEHD BARBIE AND 'S A LOT EPER THAN THE DOLL’S SEEMG LACK OF POPULARY: KEN HAS BEEN MISST. HE’S NOT BARBIE’S BOYIEND. HE’S BARBIE’S GAY BT IEND.DPE MATTEL’S SISTENCE THAT BARBIE AND KEN ARE A HAPPY ROMANTIC RELATNSHIP, THERE’S PLENTY OF SPECULATN ABOUT KEN’S SEXUALY. EVEN IF HIS MAKERS CLAIM HIM TO BE STRAIGHT, THERE’S MOUNTG PROOF TO THE NTRARY. PERHAPS THE MOST DISPUTABLE EVINCE THAT KEN IS FACT BOTH A MEMBER OF THE QUEER MUNY AND BARBIE’S BTIE, NOT BOY TOY, OM A RATHER SURPRISG PLACE: 2010’S TOY STORY 3.IN TOY STORY 3, BARBIE AND KEN PLAY A SURPRISGLY LARGE ROLE. THEIR TRODUCTN TO THE FILM IS TGED WH ROMANTIC TENSN. WHEN THE PAIR MEET, THE FILM VOK A MON TROPE: A ROMANTIC NEEDLE DROP HS THE MOMENT THE LOVERS LOCK EY. IN THIS SE, ’S “DREAM WEAVER” BY GARY WRIGHT. AS FAR AS BARBIE AND KEN ARE NCERNED, THEY’RE THE ONLY ON THE ROOM. “I LOVE YOUR LEG WARMERS!” KEN TELLS BARBIE. “NICE AST,” SHE BANTERS, WH HEAVY EMPHASIS ON THE FIRST SYLLABLE. BEFORE THGS GET TOO HEATED, THEY LOCK ARMS AND WALK OFF TOGETHER. PHOTO ILLTRATN BY KELLY CAMERO / THE DAILY BEAST / GETTY LET’S BE HONT—SPE THE ROMANTIC OVERTON OF THE SCENE, THEIR BRIEF EXCHANGE TELLS EVERYTHG ABOUT HOW THEY SEE EACH OTHER. KEN DON’T MENTN ANYTHG ABOUT BARBIE’S BODY, STEAD HIGHLIGHTG HER LEG WARMERS. BUT BARBIE IS UNSUBTLY TRYG TO SCE KEN JT TWO WORDS. SHE’S AFTER KEN, BUT KEN IS AFTER SOMEONE WHOSE CLOTH HE N ADMIRE.SURE, LATER THE FILM, KEN AND BARBIE SAY “I LOVE YOU” TO EACH OTHER. AND THEY GO BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN SAYG EACH WORD OF “I LOVE YOU”—SO SOMEONE DIFFERENT N SAY “LOVE” EACH TIME, AS KEN EXPLAS. HE MENTNS OFFHAND THAT HE HAS EVERYTHG EXCEPT SOMEONE TO SHARE WH. BARBIE AND KEN EVEN NUZZLE THEIR NOS TOGETHER. Y, THERE’S FELY LOVE BETWEEN IENDS—BUT THROUGH ALL, THERE’S NOT A HT OF SEXUAL CHEMISTRY.LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THKG—SIR, THIS IS TOY STORY; WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU EXPECTG? IF YOU LOOK AT OTHER ROMANC THE ANCHISE—WOODY AND BO PEEP, AND JSE AND BUZZ—THERE’S NO DOUBT THAT THERE’S REAL LOVE THERE BETWEEN THE SENTIENT TOYS. THEIR PASSN FOR ONE ANOTHER TRANSCENDS MORE THAN SIMPLY BEG TERTED EACH OTHER’S OUTFS. THE SAME NNOT BE SAID OF THE MATTEL DOLLS. THAT’S MA EVINT WHEN KEN FALLY GETS AN OPPORTUNY FOR TIMACY WH BARBIE. “THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS,” HE TELLS BARBIE WHEN THEY FALLY GO TO HIS DREAMHOE TOGETHER, HAVG PARENTS ALL OVER THE WORLD CLUTCHG THEIR PEARLS. BUT FEAR NOT: KEN SIMPLY TAK BARBIE TO… HIS WALK- WARDROBE. ANY SEMBLANCE OF ROMANCE MAK WAY FOR IENDSHIP, WHEN THE PAIR JUBILANTLY PESE KEN’S OUTFS. AND STEAD OF DOG SOMETHG WILD LIKE KISSG BARBIE, KEN PUTS ON A FASHN SHOW FOR HER STEAD. THE FILM WON’T SAY , BUT A POST-CREDS PUNCHLE ABOUT KEN’S HANDWRG, PLETE WH HEARTS AND STARS SURROUNDG HIS NAME, TELLS WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW.THE HEAVILY IMPLIED NATURE OF KEN’S GAYNS TOY STORY 3 HARKENS BACK TO HOLLYWOOD’S TRADNAL GAY BT IEND-TYPE CHARACTERS. IN THE HAYS CO ERA, EXPLIC REFERENC TO HOMOSEXUALY WEREN’T ALLOWED, SO CHARACTERS LIKE VAN BUREN (FRANKL PANGBORN) 1937’S EASY LIVG, KIP (DAVID WAYNE) 1949’S ADAM’S RIB, OR ADDISON (GEE SANRS) 1950’S ALL ABOUT EVE STEAD WERE IMBUED WH EFFEMATE CHARACTERISTICS, OFFERG A GLIMPSE OUTSI OF HETERONORMATIVY WHOUT EXPLICLY BEG QUEER.NONE OF THE CHARACTERS WERE THE SAME—SOME WERE TTY, OTHERS SWEET. SOME HAD ULTERR MOTIV, AND OTHERS OFFERED UNNDNAL SUPPORT. BUT EACH OF THE GAY BT IENDS WAS TRSILLY FED BY THEIR RELATNSHIPS WH THEIR STRAIGHT IENDS. WE NEVER REALLY LEARNED MUCH ABOUT THEM AS DIVIDUALS. THEY LIVED ON THE MARGS, FLHG OUT THEIR STRAIGHT UNTERPARTS, HARDLY HAVG A PURPOSE WHOUT THEM; THAT PORTRAYAL REMAS TE TODAY. PHOTO ILLTRATN BY KELLY CAMERO / THE DAILY BEAST / PHOTOS BY GETTY / WARNER BROS. DES LATER, 2010, THE GAY BT IEND WAS ALL THE RAGE; TEEN VOGUE EVEN WENT SO FAR AS TO PROCLAIM THE GBF AS THE SUMMER’S MT-HAVE ACCSORY. BUT UNLIKE THE FIRST HALF OF THE 20TH CENTURY, TODAY’S CEMA, THE GBF IS ALLOWED TO BE OPENLY GAY. AT THE SAME TIME, THEY STILL BARELY REGISTER AS PEOPLE WH CHARACTER TRAS BEYOND THEIR RELATNSHIPS WH THEIR STRAIGHT UNTERPARTS. IN MOVI LIKE MEAN GIRLS (2004), THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA (2006), EASY A (2010), NO STRGS ATTACHED (2011), AND ISN’T IT ROMANTIC (2019), GAY IENDS EXIST ENTIRELY THE ORB OF THEIR FEMALE IENDS. IT’S SUCH A STRONG TROPE THAT EVEN PERSISTS QUEER ROMANTIC EDI: 2020’S HAPPIT SEASON FDS JOHN (DAN LEVY) OFFERG ADVICE AND SNARKY ONE-LERS TO HIS LBIAN BTIE LI OF MEANGFUL CHARACTER VELOPMENT.IN TOY STORY 3, THE SAME IS TE OF KEN. HIS EXISTENCE PENDS ON AND CIRCULAT AROUND BARBIE. IN BARBIE, KEN HAS FOUND SOMEONE WHO REALLY UNRSTANDS HIM. HE DON’T GET ALONG WH THE OTHER TOYS, WHO MOCK HIM FOR BEG A “GIRL'S TOY.” BUT BARBIE LOV FASHN, JT LIKE HE DO. “NO ONE APPRECIAT CLOTH HERE, BARBIE,” KEN LAMENTS TO BARBIE, ABOUT THE OTHER TOYS’ TREATMENT OF HIM. “NO ONE!” BUT BARBIE DO, AND FOR KEN, THAT’S LIFE-CHANGG.THERE ARE PLENTY OF REASONS WHY THE FILM WOULDN’T OUTRIGHTLY STATE THAT KEN IS HOMOSEXUAL. NOT ONLY DO DISNEY SELF HAVE A PLITED HISTORY WH QUEER CHARACTERS, BUT KEN AND BARBIE ARE ALSO THE PROPERTY OF MATTEL, WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN STEADFAST ASSERTG KEN’S HETEROSEXUALY. THAT’S NEVER BEEN CLEARER THAN 1993 WHEN THE TOY PANY TRIED TO REIGNE KEN’S POPULARY MATTEL’S SOLUTN? EARRG MAGIC KEN. EARRG MAGIC KEN WAS A FIERCER, FELY MORE QUEER KEN THAN EVER BEFORE. THIS VERSN OF THE DOLL HAD BLEACHED BLON HAIR, A PURPLE LEATHER VT (!), A PK-PURPLE MH TOP (!!), AND OF URSE, AND EARRG THE “GAY EAR”. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL: AROUND KEN’S NECK WAS SOMETHG THAT ANY ACTIVE PARTICIPANT OF THE QUEER SCENE THE ’90S REGNIZED STANTLY—A CK RG (!!!).THE EARRG MAGIC KEN TURNED BARBIE’S BOYIEND TO AN OUT-AND-PROUD HOMOSEXUAL RAVER. MATTEL, OF URSE, VEHEMENTLY NIED ANY CLAIMS THAT KEN WAS GAY, LET ALONE THAT HE HAD SOMETHG AS PREPOSTERO AS A CK RG AROUND HIS NECK. AS LISA MCKENDALL, FORMER MANAGER OF MARKETG AND MUNITNS, SAID AN TERVIEW ABOUT THE DOLL, “WE’RE NOT THE BS OF PUTTG CK RGS TO THE HANDS OF LTLE GIRLS.”REGARDLS OF MATTEL’S TENTNS, ’S HARD TO NY WHAT THE EYE N SEE. DPE THE NAME, CK RGS AT THE TIME WERE ED AS A FASHN ACCSORY AND A SIGN OF FIANT QUEERNS AND SEX POSIVY. AS A RULT, GAY MEN BOUGHT THE DOLL DROV, AND SPE MATTEL ULTIMATELY RELLG THE DOLL AND WIPG AWAY ANY TRACE OF EARRG MAGIC KEN, WAS NEAR-IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE KEN AS ANYTHG BUT THE GLOR HOMOSEXUAL HE WAS BORN TO BE OM THEN ON. MATTEL SPENT THE NEXT UPLE OF S TRYG TO RETA KEN’S MORE HETERONORMATIVE, MASCULE IMAGE, BUT THE VEIL WAS LIFTED, AND THERE WAS NO GOG BACK. PHOTO ILLTRATN BY KELLY CAMERO/THE DAILY BEAST/PHOTOS BY GETTY/WARNER BROS. THOUGH MATTEL DON’T SEEM TO BE WILLG TO SAY KEN IS ACTUALLY GAY, THE KEN DOLLS OF RECENT YEARS SEEM TO REALLY LEAN TO KEN’S QUEERNS. THE YASSIFITN OF KEN IS CLEARLY UNRWAY. WHILE THERE IS NO WAY TO “DRS GAY,” THERE ARE SEVERAL DOLLS THAT SEEM TO SUGGT OTHERWISE, SUCH AS:FASHNISTA KEN #193, WHO LOOKS VERY EXCED TO TELL YOU ABOUT HIS NEW OBSSN, TROYE SIVAN;TRAVEL KEN DOLL, WHO HAS A SATCHEL PERFECT FOR BATHHO AND A PURPLE OVERNIGHT BAG THAT LERALLY PROCLAIMS HE’S “EXTRA;”KEN LOOKS DOLL, SERVG “I’M GONNA GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER”-TYPE REALNS WHILE SPORTG BLACK PLEATHER PANTS;THIS KEN, WHO WEARS THE LEAST HETEROSEXUAL DOUBLE NIM IMAGABLE.WHILE I HAVE A FEELG THE NEW BARBIE MOVIE WILL PUT THE WORK TO NVCE THAT KEN IS A HETERO DU WHO LOV NOTHG LIFE MORE THAN BARBIE HERSELF, THE WRG’S ALREADY ON THE WALL: KEN IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, BARBIE’S GAY BT IEND.KEEP OBSSG! SIGN UP FOR THE DAILY BEAST’S OBSSED NEWSLETTER AND FOLLOW ON FACEBOOK, TWTER, INSTAGRAM AND TIKTOK.READ MORE OF OUR BARBIE VERAGE HERE. BARRY LEVT

Everyone n enjoy different thgs; jt like a woman might enjoy watchg football, guys n also enjoy thgs that are more monly associated wh women or the gay muny. The movi he watch and the mic he listens to are also not fair methods to gge if he is straight or gayer than Elton John and Gee Takei put together.

There's the stereotype that if a guy is a good drser or if he spends a bunch of time on his hair, he's gay.

I DON’T SMOKE KENDRESPABENZTRACK 11 ON DRILL MIC PRODUCED BYDRILLTIMEMAY. 13, 20211 VIEWER36.4K VIEWS27 CONTRIBUTORSI DON’T SMOKE KENDRE LYRICS[INTRO]KENDRE GOT, HOLD ON (KENDRE GOT SMOKED, 'BOUT TO ROLL HIM RIGHT NOW)KENDRE GOT SMOKED, 'BOUT TO, ALRIGHTYOU SURE YOU WANNA GO THERE?(DRILLTIME, WHAT YOU OK' UP, NIGGA?)[VERSE]KENDRE GOT SMOKED BY THE POLICEI FUCK WH J, SO I'MA LEAVE HIM OUT THE 'WOOD AND SMOKE PETEDURK GOT KILLED BY HIS HOMIE, SH WAS SO CREEPFOOL A BCH AND AN ASHTRAY LOWKEYVONTA GOT PHED OUT THE R, SO HE ROLL EASYTHIS NIGGA MAMA GOT SHOT AND HE STILL TWEAK'THIS NIGGA BCH GOT SHOT, KU I KNOW SHE LEAV'THEY SHOT THAT HOE FGER OFF, SHE ULDN'T EVEN TWEET , AYYBK GANG, THROW YOUR MOTHERFUCK' B'S UPTHEY DON'T HANG ON BROOKLYN NO MORе, THEM NIGGAS EASED UPROD K DIеD, HE WAS SPN', GUS HE EEZED UPFUCK HIS LAST WORDS, KU, THE LAST THG HE SEEN WAS , AYYNIGGAS KNOW WE GET POPP'KU, I MIGHT MISS THE RANGE, BUT I N H A MOV' TARGETSHOO-SHOOT' FOR HIS HEAD, I FUCK 'ROUND AND H HIS BODYI'M JT SHOOT' AND I'M SPRAY', I FUCK 'ROUND AND H HIS PARTNER, GO, AYYWHERE MY MOTHERFUCK' CREW AT?SPABENZ THE NEW WAVE, LIKE A MOTHERFUCK' DURAGSPAZZ2X GOT DROPPED, HOW HE DO THAT?SCROLL' THROUGH HIS PHONE HILLTOP, THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT?AYY, MOOKIE DIED SLOW MOTNJUG DIED, HURRINE SEASON, THEY STILL BLOW'DRK' AD OPPS, I'M SLEEP' AND STILL POUR'TEKI WAST' TIME ON THE PLUG, HE AD AND THEY DON'T KNOW , AYYI SAID TEKI, BUT YOU THOUGHT I SAID TKCOOL, I HEARD THEY DID MOOKIE LIKE SOME LIQUOR, HOLD ON (HOLD ON)COOL, I HEARD THEY DID MOOKIE LIKE A BANK 'E HE GOT CHASEDONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, HOW MANY TIM LA CRACKA GOT FACED?SPRAYED HIS ASS, SHOT HIM HIS EY LIKE HE GOT MACEDMY DGHTER, SHE LIKE ME, SHE BE SCHOOL AND SHE DON'T PLAYTYRE TWERK' ON THE BATHROOM, LOOK Y'ALL, HE SO GAYJUJU TAK' SK PICTUR, GO AND LOOK Y'ALL, HE SO GAYBIBBY DIED HILLTOP, JAMARI THE SAME WAYROD K TOO, YOU KNOW I SMOKE HIS ASS EVERYDAYBIBBY MY CUP, UH, OL, THAT BOY GOT CHASEDWHEN KU 'NEM SMOK' KENDRE, I DON'T H , OFF HIS BROTHER FACEI'MA PUT FOOL MAMA BACK ON KE, THE NEXT THG HE SAYI LIKE MY TANGY WGS IED HARD, I'MA EAT HIS FACEOOH, DIED HIS BROTHER'S FACEALWAYS WONR WHAT HIS BROTHER TOLD HIS MAMA TO THIS FUCK' DAYCLEAN UP MAN ME THROUGH SPN' WH A .38DRILLTIME, I NEED SOME MORE BEATS, 'S WAY MORE OPPS TO SAYYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE1EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

Sometim you might assume that jt bee a guy only hangs out wh girls or jt bee his bt iend also seems gay, then he might also be gay.

Show him you're okay wh your iends beg gay.

Subtly brg up subjects that show him that you're okay wh your iends beg gay and that he don't need to hi his nature around you. You n talk about another iend that is gay or even jt about someone hypothetilly g out if you don't know someone who's gay.

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He do a great job of showg people that there's more to gay people than all those offensive stereotyp. But if he is gay, he will probably tell you once he's fortable and feels like he tsts you. This is the bt way to fd out if someone is gay and much ls offensive than makg assumptns about them.

Say somethg like, "You know you're stuck wh me as a iend no matter what, but I jt have to ask bee I don't want to make assumptns and e to the wrong nclns: are you gay? It do not at all mean that he's gay. Gay guys need iends, too.

Don't jt outright ask "Are you gay? Article SummaryXTo tell if your guy iend is gay, notice whether he refers to other guys as attractive, which uld be a sign that he’s gay. Pay attentn to how much he talks about women a romantic or sexual way, sce a lack of tert women uld suggt he’s gay.

HE’S SO GAY (REMIXED)FRANK ZAPPATRACK 5 ON HAVE I OFFEND SOMEONE? PRODUCED BYFRANK ZAPPATHIS VERSN DO NOT FEATURE THE SOMEWHAT TSIVE TERPOLATED VOLS OF THE THG-FISH VERSN, KEEPG ALL OF THE MIL SECTNS AND NONE OF THE SPOKEN WORDS.APR. 8, 19971 VIEWER1 CONTRIBUTORHE’S SO GAY (REMIXED) LYRICSHE'S SO GAY(HE'S SO GAY)HE'S VERY VERY GAYHE'S SO GAY (HE'S GAY)AND HE LIK TO BE THAT WAY (WELL)WH HIS KEYS ALL ON THE RIGHTHE'S TO BBER EVERY NIGHTHE'S SO GAY(HE'S SO GAY)HE'S ALMOST EVERYONE TODAYHE'S OKAY(HE'S OKAY)HE'S GOT A ROLE HE WANTS TO PLAYHE'S OKAY(HE'S OKAY)HE'S JT A WBOY FOR A DAYOF URSE, HIS EVENG'S NOT PLETEWHOUT SOME MEAT THE SEATLET'S SKATE AWAYDOWN SANTA MONI TODAY(WELL WELL WELL)MAYBE HE WANTS A LTLE SPANKGMAYBE HE'LL EAT A LTLE CHA (EAT SOME CHA)MAYBE HIS LOVER SHOULD BE THANKG HIMFOR THE WAY HE MAK SPRKLEINTO DROPS OF GOLDEN RAINYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKEHE'S SO GAY(HE'S SO GAY)HE L THE CY A WAYYOU ULD SAY(YOU ULD SAY)IT'S SORTA DIFFERENT TODAYALL THE TAFFETA AND CHTZAND EVERY LEATHER BOY'S A PRINCEHEY HEY HEY!PLEASE DON'T LOOK THE OTHER WAYYOU ULD BE JT LIKE HIMTOMORROW! (AY AY AY)MAYBE YOU'LL GET A CHANCETO BORROW(BORROW)HIS BOUQUETAND MAYBE LATER...(MAYBE LATER)WE'LL ALL BE GAYYYYY!DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME?EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTGENI ANNOTATN1 NTRIBUTORTHIS VERSN DO NOT FEATURE THE SOMEWHAT TSIVE TERPOLATED VOLS OF THE THG-FISH VERSN, KEEPG ALL OF THE MIL SECTNS AND NONE OF THE SPOKEN WORDS.EXPAND SHAREASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHO PRODUCED “HE'S SO GAY (REMIXED)” BY FRANK ZAPPA?WHEN DID FRANK ZAPPA RELEASE “HE'S SO GAY (REMIXED)”?WHO WROTE “HE'S SO GAY (REMIXED)” BY FRANK ZAPPA?HAVE I OFFEND SOMEONE? (1997)FRANK ZAPPA1. BOBBY BROWN GO DOWN (REMIXED)2. DIS BOY (RENSTCTED & REMIXED)3. GOBL GIRL (VSO’D TO SLOWER SPEED)4. IN FRANCE (REMIXED)5. HE’S SO GAY (REMIXED)6. SEX7. TTI ’N BEER [DIFFERENT ED]8. WE’RE TURNG AGA [REMIXED]9. DUMB ALL OVER [PREVLY UNRELEASED LIVE VERSN]10. CATHOLIC GIRLS (EDED VERSN)11. DAH-MOE HUMM (HAVE I OFFEND SOMEONE?)12. TSEL TOWN REBELLN [PREVLY UNRELEASED LIVE VERSN]13. VALLEY GIRL14. JEWISH PRCS15. YO CATS (REMIXED)CREDSPRODUCED BYFRANK ZAPPAWRTEN BYFRANK ZAPPARELEASE DATEAPRIL 8, 1997HE’S SO GAY (REMIXED) IS A REMIX OFHE'S SO GAY BY FRANK ZAPPATAGSROCKEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE

If you’re still unsure, try talkg to him about gay men to see how he rponds. ” If he seems enthiastic about your pot, he uld be gay. For stance, say somethg like, “Not that I md eher way, but I was jt wonrg whether you're gay?

” For more tips, cludg how to show your iend that you’re okay wh gay people, read on!

Of all the offensive material Frank Zappa wrote, "He's So Gay" is generally nsired to be among the worst. The lyrics make fun of var alternative sexual practic monly associated (rightfully or wrongfully) wh homosexualy: bondage, sado-masochism, stology, and cross-drsg.

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While "Bobby Brown" vered the same grounds, "He's So Gay" adds an extra humoro dimensn, as prents homosexualy as some kd of natural evolutn. The last verse stat that "Maybe later/We'll all be/Gay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y! " The song appeared on the 1984 album Thg-Fish, a psdo-mil, so s lyril ntents mt be taken relatn to "Harry-as-a-Boy"'s prev explanatn: He turned gay bee he lost all tert women when they beme bswomen.

The da quot Culture Club's 1983 h "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?, " which Zappa probably perceived as the ultimate maniftatn of gayns pop culture at the time.