FULL STOP! We’re off to a queer start! Prancer and Vixen are the nam of two other male reer pullg Santa’s sleigh. Really? They have GOT to be gay! As a ltle boy I loved the classic…
Contents:
- RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REER: A GAY CHRISTMAS ALLEGORY
- IS RUDOLPH GAY?
- WHY RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REER WAS MY FIRST QUEER HEROA QUEER REVIEW OF THE FIERCT REER OF ALL.DARREN STEHLE·FOLLOWPUBLISHED THK QUEERLY·13 M READ·DEC 9, 2017--2SHARESOURCEYOU KNOW DASHER AND DANCERAND PRANCER AND VIXEN,FULL STOP! WE’RE OFF TO A QUEER START! PRANCER AND VIXEN ARE THE NAM OF TWO OTHER MALE REER PULLG SANTA’S SLEIGH. REALLY? THEY HAVE GOT TO BE GAY!AS A LTLE BOY I LOVED THE CLASSIC CHRISTMAS RTOON, RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REER. I MT’VE WATCHED EVERY CHRISTMAS AS A CHILD, THEN AS A TEENAGER, AND ALMOST EVERY YEAR SCE.RUDOLPH WAS MY FIRST QUEER ROLE MOL AND HE WAS FIERCE!
RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REER: A GAY CHRISTMAS ALLEGORY
Is Rudolph gay? * gay reindeer *
Now, I know what you're thkg: Tony Bravo, you thk everythg is a gay allegory. In the past, I've poted to the X-Men (mutant powers maniftg at puberty that require a g out procs and rults discrimatn), Twilight's gym queen werewolf, Morrissey-lookg vampire and sulky girl flannel (technilly, the books are a Mormon allegory for wag until marriage, but the movi are totally a gay allegory), Maria von Trapp (the mil versn, not the historil one), and even the Ltle Mermaid.
IS RUDOLPH GAY?
Not only is our red-nosed iend a seasonal gay allegory, but he's one that generatns of children have grown up wh, through the song (gay) and the stop-motn Rank and Bass special that plays every year on an ABC Fay loop (extremely gay).
The fact that I n immediately tie this special to a Tennsee Williams masterwork already lets you know jt how gay this is gog to get. " That's sort of like when fathers of gay sons sist on givg them a football for Christmas stead of the One Directn lendar they asked for so they "will have somethg mon wh the boys on the playground. - Wele to Rudolph's (and almost every ltle gay boy's) worst nightmare: gym class.
WHY RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REER WAS MY FIRST QUEER HEROA QUEER REVIEW OF THE FIERCT REER OF ALL.DARREN STEHLE·FOLLOWPUBLISHED THK QUEERLY·13 M READ·DEC 9, 2017--2SHARESOURCEYOU KNOW DASHER AND DANCERAND PRANCER AND VIXEN,FULL STOP! WE’RE OFF TO A QUEER START! PRANCER AND VIXEN ARE THE NAM OF TWO OTHER MALE REER PULLG SANTA’S SLEIGH. REALLY? THEY HAVE GOT TO BE GAY!AS A LTLE BOY I LOVED THE CLASSIC CHRISTMAS RTOON, RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REER. I MT’VE WATCHED EVERY CHRISTMAS AS A CHILD, THEN AS A TEENAGER, AND ALMOST EVERY YEAR SCE.RUDOLPH WAS MY FIRST QUEER ROLE MOL AND HE WAS FIERCE!
Self-hatg Fireball tells him to get away, as if he might ntract the gay gene through nasal ntact.
- While Rudolph is stgglg not to get gay bashed, a blond sprig of an elf (who looks and sounds like Carson Krsley) named Hermey is gettg a verbal beat down om the head of the toy partment bee he wants to be a ntist.