THE MALEBOLGE, NETHER REGIONS OF DARKNESS—Notg the credible rate at which the muny has grown, sourc nfirmed Thursday that Hell, the Endls Kgdom of Misery, is now a boomg haven of gay culture.
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- GAY-PRI PARA SETS MASTREAM ACCEPTANCE OF GAYS BACK 50 YEARS
- HELL NOW A THRIVG EPICENTER OF GAY CULTURE
- GAY CONVERSN THERAPISTS CLAIM MOST PATIENTS FULLY STRAIGHT BY THE TIME THEY COMM SUICI
- DANIEL CRAIG SAYS HIS 'GLASS ONN' CHARACTER BEG GAY 'JT FEELS RIGHT': 'IT'S NORMAL'
GAY-PRI PARA SETS MASTREAM ACCEPTANCE OF GAYS BACK 50 YEARS
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA–The mastream acceptance of gays and lbians, a hard-won civil-rights victory gaed through s of stggle agast prejudice and discrimatn, was set back at least 50 years Saturday the wake of the annual Los Angel Gay Pri Para. * the onion gay *
But lately, I’ve been havg a real problem wh the homosexuals. He didn’t seem the least b gay. Did I look gay to him?
I don’t rell the phrase, “Suck my ck” enterg the nversatn, and I don’t have a sign around my neck that reads, “Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock.
HELL NOW A THRIVG EPICENTER OF GAY CULTURE
* the onion gay *
” I’ve got nothg agast homosexuals. Let them be ee to do their gay thg peace, I say. What is wh the homos?
Aren’t there enough gay cks out there for them to suck on whout them havg to target normal people like me?
GAY CONVERSN THERAPISTS CLAIM MOST PATIENTS FULLY STRAIGHT BY THE TIME THEY COMM SUICI
MINFORD, OH—Boastg that they have cured hundreds of teens and young adults over the years, gay nversn therapists om the Reemg Path Treatment Center told reporters Thursday that most of their patients are pletely straight by the time they m suici. “We’ve found that a batn of group… * the onion gay *
Or any of the untls other homos who’ve e on to me recently.
I tell you, when a homosexual is suckg your ck, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen?
DANIEL CRAIG SAYS HIS 'GLASS ONN' CHARACTER BEG GAY 'JT FEELS RIGHT': 'IT'S NORMAL'
Where did this fairy ever get the ia that I was gay? I don’t know what mak the homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his ck sucked, and, ankly, I don’t want to know.