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Contents:
- GAY-PRI PARA SETS MASTREAM ACCEPTANCE OF GAYS BACK 50 YEARS
- HELL NOW A THRIVG EPICENTER OF GAY CULTURE
- GAY CONVERSN THERAPISTS CLAIM MOST PATIENTS FULLY STRAIGHT BY THE TIME THEY COMM SUICI
- DANIEL CRAIG SAYS HIS 'GLASS ONN' CHARACTER BEG GAY 'JT FEELS RIGHT': 'IT'S NORMAL'
GAY-PRI PARA SETS MASTREAM ACCEPTANCE OF GAYS BACK 50 YEARS
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA–The mastream acceptance of gays and lbians, a hard-won civil-rights victory gaed through s of stggle agast prejudice and discrimatn, was set back at least 50 years Saturday the wake of the annual Los Angel Gay Pri Para. * the onion gay *
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HELL NOW A THRIVG EPICENTER OF GAY CULTURE
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I tell you, when a homosexual is suckg your ck, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen?
Where did this fairy ever get the ia that I was gay?
GAY CONVERSN THERAPISTS CLAIM MOST PATIENTS FULLY STRAIGHT BY THE TIME THEY COMM SUICI
MINFORD, OH—Boastg that they have cured hundreds of teens and young adults over the years, gay nversn therapists om the Reemg Path Treatment Center told reporters Thursday that most of their patients are pletely straight by the time they m suici. “We’ve found that a batn of group… * the onion gay *
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DANIEL CRAIG SAYS HIS 'GLASS ONN' CHARACTER BEG GAY 'JT FEELS RIGHT': 'IT'S NORMAL'
Participants Saturday's Los Angel Gay Pri Para, which helped change straight people's tolerant attus toward Texas Law Requir Schools To Display Image Of God Hung Like A Horse In Every ClassroomOffEnglish"I'd always thought gays were regular people, jt like you and me, and that the stereotype of homosexuals as hedonistic, sex-crazed viants was jt a stctive myth, " said mother of four Hannah Jarrett, 41, mortified at the sight of 17 tanned and oiled boys vortg jock straps to a throbbg techno beat on a float shaped like an enormo phall. " The para, anized by the Los Angel Gay And Lbian And Bisexual And Transvte And Transgenr Alliance (LAGALABATATA), was tend to "promote acceptance, tolerance, and equaly for the cy's gay muny.
" Jt the oppose, however, was acplished, as the event nfirmed the worst fears of thoands of non-gay spectators, cementg their mds a bched and distorted image of gay life straight out of the most vilent right-wg hate lerature. Among the para sights and sounds that did timable harm to the gay-rights e: a group of obe women leather biker outfs passg out cloris-shaped lollipops to horrified onlookers; a man ary uniform leadg a submissive masochist, clad diapers and a baby bon, around on a dog leash; several Hispanic dancers rabow wigs and miskirts performg "humpg" motns on a mannequ drsed as the Pope; and a dozen gyratg drag queens see-through drs holdg penis-shaped beer bottl that appeared to spurt ejaculatn-like foam when shaken and poured onto passersby.
Timothy Oros, 51, a lol Walgreens manager whose store is on the para route, changed his attu toward gays as a rult of the event. ' and 'Hey, hey, we're gay, we're not gog to go away!