RAMBO, BUT GAY: Comg Out to a Theater Near You!

"RAMBO... BUT GAY" IS AN ACTN-MOVIE MIL DREAM COME TE: {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}LIFEBY ERIC SHOREYOCTOBER 17, 2013/9:00 AMBY ERIC SHOREYOCTOBER 17, 2013 / 9:00 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"\"RAMBO... BUT GAY\" IS AN ACTN-MOVIE MIL DREAM COME TE: WATCH","DATEPUBLISHED":"2013-10-17T13:00:01.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2013-10-17T13:00:01.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"ERIC SHOREY","ARTICLESECTN":"LIFE"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE EXPENDABL HAD A CUTE N, AND THE ALL-FEMALE VERSN (CLEVERLY TLED THE EXPENDABELL) WILL BE GREAT, BUT WHERE'S OUR BIG GAY ACTN MOVIE? SCE HOLLYWOOD IS TAKG THEIR SWEET TIME ON THIS PROJECT, WRER-DIRECTOR MICHAEL SERRATO HAS STEPPED WH A MIL RENDN OF EVERYONE'S FAVORE O TO REAGEN-ERA MACHISMO AND ULTRAVLENCE: {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEATURG A LISPG SHERIFF AND HIS BACK-UP CHOS OF HOMOSEXUAL PPERS, RAMBO... BUT GAY IS SHOCKGLY WELL-SUNG WH UPLIFTG BATTLE HARMONI RIVALG L MIZ. (YOU N DOWNLOAD THE MIC OVER HERE.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I'M NOT GOG TO SAY THIS NERDIST-PRODUCED VERSN OF THE MOVIE IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGAL—BEE THE ORIGAL IS PERFECT—BUT CERTALY ISN'T WORSE. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;POSN:RELATIVE;PADDG-BOTTOM:56.49999999999999%;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;POSN:ABSOLUTE;HEIGHT:100% !IMPORTANT;WIDTH:100% !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
OMFG WATCH IT!: RAMBO, BUT GAY: THE MIL. (THEY HAD ME AT “DISCHARGE”)
IS RANBOO GAY? SOCIAL MEDIA REACTS TO TWCH STREAMER RANBOO COMG OUT CLOSET AS GAY MAN
RAMBO, BUT GAY: COMG OUT TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!

"RAMBO... BUT GAY" IS AN ACTN-MOVIE MIL DREAM COME TE: {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}LIFEBY ERIC SHOREYOCTOBER 17, 2013/9:00 AMBY ERIC SHOREYOCTOBER 17, 2013 / 9:00 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"\"RAMBO... BUT GAY\" IS AN ACTN-MOVIE MIL DREAM COME TE: WATCH","DATEPUBLISHED":"2013-10-17T13:00:01.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2013-10-17T13:00:01.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"ERIC SHOREY","ARTICLESECTN":"LIFE"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE EXPENDABL HAD A CUTE N, AND THE ALL-FEMALE VERSN (CLEVERLY TLED THE EXPENDABELL) WILL BE GREAT, BUT WHERE'S OUR BIG GAY ACTN MOVIE? SCE HOLLYWOOD IS TAKG THEIR SWEET TIME ON THIS PROJECT, WRER-DIRECTOR MICHAEL SERRATO HAS STEPPED WH A MIL RENDN OF EVERYONE'S FAVORE O TO REAGEN-ERA MACHISMO AND ULTRAVLENCE: {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEATURG A LISPG SHERIFF AND HIS BACK-UP CHOS OF HOMOSEXUAL PPERS, RAMBO... BUT GAY IS SHOCKGLY WELL-SUNG WH UPLIFTG BATTLE HARMONI RIVALG L MIZ. (YOU N DOWNLOAD THE MIC OVER HERE.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I'M NOT GOG TO SAY THIS NERDIST-PRODUCED VERSN OF THE MOVIE IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGAL—BEE THE ORIGAL IS PERFECT—BUT CERTALY ISN'T WORSE. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;POSN:RELATIVE;PADDG-BOTTOM:56.49999999999999%;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;POSN:ABSOLUTE;HEIGHT:100% !IMPORTANT;WIDTH:100% !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

One war agast one (gay) man. * rambo but gay *

The Expendabl had a cute n, and the all-female versn (cleverly tled The Expendabell) will be great, but where's our Big Gay Actn Movie? Featurg a lispg sheriff and his back-up chos of homosexual ppers, Rambo...

But Gay is shockgly well-sung wh upliftg battle harmoni rivalg L Miz.

OMFG WATCH IT!: RAMBO, BUT GAY: THE MIL. (THEY HAD ME AT “DISCHARGE”)

* rambo but gay *

Sure there’s blood guts and a super soapy shower scene this versn of Rambo om Michael Serrato (former st member of Logo’s Big Gay Sketch Show) Mark Byers, but this mil versn the dience is asked to reexame what is to be a man and what is to be manly. This post DOMA tkerg of war veteran, John Rambo is hopefully jt the first exploratn of “Manly, But Gay” that Serrato and Byers get to tell. From one of the brilliantly twisted mds that brought you Neil’s Puppet Dreams the retellg of Rambo you never knew you need, plete wh three mil numbers and more homoerotic subtext than a Whnake mic vio: Michael Serrato’s Rambo…But Gay.

IS RANBOO GAY? SOCIAL MEDIA REACTS TO TWCH STREAMER RANBOO COMG OUT CLOSET AS GAY MAN

Okay, maybe subtext is a genero term, but as Serrato explas the vio, he wanted to take somethg that society has brand to be hypermascule and hyper-heterosexual and give a gay retellg.