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After chairman Guido Barilla rebed gay fai on natnal rad, his CEO spent five years cleang up the pany’s reputatn.

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IN COUNTRY'S FIRST GAY-FRIENDLY AD, SON COM OUT OVER PASTA ITALY

In what is believed to be the first gay iendly mpaign, a son out over microwaved pasta * pasta gay *

Fd, a ozen food pany, produced what is believed to be the first gay-iendly ad the European untry. The ad ne months after the chairman of Italian pasta maker Barilla me unr fire for sayg that he would never e a gay fay his ads.

” Gay activists Europe praised the vio for showsg the simplicy and the daily life of a gay uple. “It’s a posive step forward when different typ of fai are portrayed ads, as they ronate wh parts of society that are ually margalized, ” said Juris Lavrikovs, the munitns manager of ILGA, Europe’s Internatnal Lbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans & Intersex Associatn.

AM I GAY?

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“I would never do a mercial wh a homosexual fay, not for lack of rpect, but bee we don’t agree wh them, ” Barilla said on Italy’s bt-known rad talk show.

If gay ctomers didn’t like that, they uld go buy another brand of pasta, he said. The chairman, who turned 60 last year and has five children, further clarified that he opposed adoptn by gay parents.

Recently, I’ve been wonrg if I might be a gay.

I AM NOT GAY

Barilla pasta gay beme an issue when the top pany pasta market mixed what should be privacy for public or mercial e. * pasta gay *

I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyiend says ’s pletely normal, but he’s gay, so I n’t tst him.

I’m not gay. I am not gay. Do not ever ll me gay ever aga.

I am que hontly one of the least gay people you have ever met. Stop sayg I’m gay. But unfortunately you are an ugly fuckg GUY who’s tight bsy will rema unstretched by my thick, meaty 9 ch ck bee I AM NOT GAY.

COMEDIAN MATTEO LANE TALKS PASTA, DATG AND 'GAY VOICE' 

Here are some tasty optns for those wantg to follow Barilla's antigay chairman's advice and 'eat someone else's pasta.' * pasta gay *

If i were gay though, you’d fd my jackhammer poundg away at your tight bsy wh the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you I AM NOT GAY and you will have your vig asshole rema unpound ad fum.

Actually, seems that you’re the gay one here. You are gay, not me. I am not gay and never will be.

BARILLA PASTA GAY AND INCLIVE AD CAMPAIGN FOR PRODUCTS

Gay rights groups are boyttg Pasta Barilla after the pany's CEO, Guido Barilla, said Wednday on an Italian rad show, "I would never do an advert wh * pasta gay *

If I were ever gay a past life (which I WASN’T), I would be killg myself right now, that is how gay I’m not. A traed opera sger, the mtached, New York Cy-based edian ually follows up by makg crystal clear to his dienc that he's gay, should they have any lgerg doubt. 's streamg talk show "BUILD, " Lane and Willmann lled the seri a refuge of sorts where they uld be their te, gay selv whout any outsi dtry prsure.

BARILLA: ‘GAYS N EAT SOMEONE ELSE’S PASTA’

AP file/Bernd KammererGuido Barilla The print of Barilla is apologizg after disparagg remarks he ma about gay fai led to swift lls for a boytt of the pasta brand. Guido Barilla told an Italian rad statn that he * pasta gay *

ML: Yeah, I ed to be on a gay volleyball team Chigo wh my iends. SD: You have some jok about "gay voice. " At any pot your life, did you feel the need to -gay your voice?

SD: Gay as the day is long. We jt have "gay voice.

And, of urse, I have lots of ternalized homophobia and was ashamed of femy, bee that's what I was told.

6 SCMPT PRO-GAY PASTAS

Italian pasta maker Barilla has reacted to the global storm ed by s chairman's ments that he would never e a gay fay his advertisg by sayg planned to make the pany more diverse and n a more clive TV ad mpaign. * pasta gay *

And I don't re how gay I sound at all. I n look out my wdow and see 1, 000 gays. Barilla pasta gay beme an issue when the top pany pasta market mixed what should be privacy for public or mercial e.

BARILLA PASTA HOT WATER OVER COMPANY PRINT'S ANTI-GAY COMMENTS

At first, the pany lnched advertisement showed that pasta is not for gay fai. What is difference between gay fay and others that people lled normal?

This kd of fay is no difference wh what gay tri to build. Inclive mpaign brgs posive atmosphere to muny that has var perspectiv about gay and lbian.

PASTA MAKER BARILLA TRI TO MAKE AMENDS AFTER CHAIRMAN’S ANTI-GAY REMARKS

New Barilla pasta gay is no longer directly foc on particular market. Regardls what purpose of Barilla pasta gay, everyone serv the same right and no discrimatn at all. Promote your Twter post on Urban Dictnary jt 3 clicksPastaUgandan tellectual who has a huge vegetable llectn that are ed as Amerins want to bomb 1: Why is homosexualy wrong?

PASTA MAKER BARILLA UNR FIRE FOR ANTI-GAY MENTS

Person 2: Bee Pasta said soby Dontbethegaypls March 11, 2019FlagGet the Pasta mug. By gaylord jefferson Augt 8, 2014FlagGet the Pasta mug. Guido Barilla sparked ternatnal outrage when he said he’d never feature a gay uple ads for his firm’s foodstuffs — addg that if homosexuals don’t like , they n buy another brand.

“I would never do [a mercial] wh a homosexual fay, not for lack of rpect, but bee we don’t agree wh them, ” the pany chairman told Italian rad Wednday eveng. “Ours is a classic fay where the woman plays a fundamental role, ” Barilla, 55, said, addg that if gays “like our pasta and our advertisg, they’ll eat our pasta.

Anger at the remarks boiled over Thursday, wh gay-rights activists announcg a boytt of the world’s largt pasta maker.

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