Contents:
- A BEGNER’S GUI TO GOG GAY
- IS IT POSSIBLE TO SYSTEMATILLY TURN GAY PEOPLE STRAIGHT?
- SOME GAYS CAN GO STRAIGHT, STUDY SAYS
A BEGNER’S GUI TO GOG GAY
"My random roommate durg sophomore year happened to be gay.
' His buddi got all homophobic on him, so he asked, 'You guys have never msed around wh another guy?
IS IT POSSIBLE TO SYSTEMATILLY TURN GAY PEOPLE STRAIGHT?
I'm gay, but I hooked up wh a handful of men and women my 30s. In the end, they're still straight, and I'm still gay and happily married to my hband of 12 years.
It’s been a hard 30 years for me as a non-bary homosexual on this cis, straight pla. Bee when you aren’t lookg, we gays are plottg and planng the Gay Agenda.
The Gay Agenda which, to terrify all of my loyal nservative fans, always has been and always will be about makg as many people gay as possible. And so this Pri month, as your agony nt here at Vogue, I am here to liver to you the LGBTQ+ msage: I’m here to tell you that ’s time to go gay.
SOME GAYS CAN GO STRAIGHT, STUDY SAYS
We get to wear leather whout lookg try-hard, we get to watch unhged drag queens fall over dive bars, and we get to holiday hom Tangier owned by “terr ratn gays. ” We’re statistilly more likely to be chic and fashnable (although some gay men seem to want to actively exclu themselv om this one) and people—lerally, like, everyone—are sperate for our approval.
Yep, you got —beg gay is better. Of urse, try not to stay too reprsed and then let those bottled-up feelgs turn you to a psychopathic murrer, or perhaps worse, very very homophobic, but your sexualy and genr are all yours.