Contents:
- A BEGNER’S GUI TO GOG GAY
- IS IT POSSIBLE TO SYSTEMATILLY TURN GAY PEOPLE STRAIGHT?
- SOME GAYS CAN GO STRAIGHT, STUDY SAYS
A BEGNER’S GUI TO GOG GAY
"My random roommate durg sophomore year happened to be gay.
' His buddi got all homophobic on him, so he asked, 'You guys have never msed around wh another guy? I'm gay, but I hooked up wh a handful of men and women my 30s. In the end, they're still straight, and I'm still gay and happily married to my hband of 12 years.
It’s been a hard 30 years for me as a non-bary homosexual on this cis, straight pla.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO SYSTEMATILLY TURN GAY PEOPLE STRAIGHT?
Bee when you aren’t lookg, we gays are plottg and planng the Gay Agenda. The Gay Agenda which, to terrify all of my loyal nservative fans, always has been and always will be about makg as many people gay as possible.
SOME GAYS CAN GO STRAIGHT, STUDY SAYS
And so this Pri month, as your agony nt here at Vogue, I am here to liver to you the LGBTQ+ msage: I’m here to tell you that ’s time to go gay.