In a sea of nned cktails, Gay Water wants to stand out.
Contents:
- MY FEMALE FRIEND THKS HAVG SEX WH ME WILL SOLVE ALL HER SEXUAL PROBLEMS. UM, I’M GAY.
- GAY WATER, A NEW NNED CKTAIL, WANTS TO BE THE ANTI-BUD LIGHT
- ACTIVISTS NMN VLENCE AGAST LGBTQ MUNY ST. VCENT, WHERE GAY SEX IS ILLEGAL
MY FEMALE FRIEND THKS HAVG SEX WH ME WILL SOLVE ALL HER SEXUAL PROBLEMS. UM, I’M GAY.
Um, I’m Gay.
GAY WATER, A NEW NNED CKTAIL, WANTS TO BE THE ANTI-BUD LIGHT
There’s jt one problem: I’m gay.
There are certa thgs you’re unr no obligatn to help a iend wh, no matter how close you are: You don’t have to help them move, you don’t have to drive them to or om the airport, and you don’t have to put your gay penis to a straight vaga.
ACTIVISTS NMN VLENCE AGAST LGBTQ MUNY ST. VCENT, WHERE GAY SEX IS ILLEGAL
Of urse not, you’re gay! She should fd another fuck buddy or vt a good vibrator or lerally any other optn than enlistg her iend who’s a gay du to do non-gay-du work.
In a sea of nned cktails, Gay Water wants to stand out.
In other words, where Bud Light has buckled unr prsure as bigotry grows agast the LGBTQ+ muny, Gay Water’s creator Spencer Hodson wants his new boozy brand to be the anthis of that.