Sad Gay Parody lyrics

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• THE BT QUEER COMEDI A WORLD OF SAD, GAY FILMS
• SAD (GAY PARODY)
• WATCH THE 'SAD STUDS' SG ABOUT THEIR 'BAD BLOOD' IN THIS HILAR TAYLOR SWIFT PARODYDID YOU KNOW GAY MEN STILL N'T DONATE BLOOD OR ANS UNLS THEY'VE HAD ZERO SEX FOR A WHOLE YEAR? #{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.25 "GRAVY",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NONE;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#FFFFFF;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.25 "GRAVY",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NONE;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#FFFFFF;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}ISSUBY KRISTA MASICJUNE 10, 2015/11:46 {HEIGHT:HER;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;POSN:RELATIVE;-WEBK-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-MS-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-WEBK-ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-ALIGN:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-ALIGN:CENTER;ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-WEBK-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;-MS-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;} IMG{HEIGHT:100%;WIDTH:100%;OBJECT-F:VER;}{HEIGHT:574PX;WIDTH:1020PX;}KYLE KRIEGERBY KRISTA MASICJUNE 10, 2015 / 11:46 AM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"WATCH THE 'SAD STUDS' SG ABOUT THEIR 'BAD BLOOD' IN THIS HILAR TAYLOR SWIFT PARODY","THUMBNAILURL":","DATEPUBLISHED":"2015-06-10T15:46:02.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2015-06-10T15:46:02.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"MTV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"MTV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1280,"HEIGHT":720}},"CREATOR":"KRISTA MASIC","ARTICLESECTN":"ISSU"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“SAD STUDS,” A HILAR NEW “BAD BLOOD” PARODY, TAK ISSUE WH THE FACT THAT GAY MEN AREN’T ALLOWED TO DONATE BLOOD UNLS THEY’VE BEEN ABSTENT FOR AT LEAST 12 MONTHS -- A POLICY THAT’S CURRENTLY UP FOR REVIEW BY THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MTV NEWS UGHT UP WH "SAD STUDS" WRER AND DIRECTOR JAKE WILSON TO TALK ABOUT BLOOD DONATN DOUBLE STANDARDS, G SOCKS AS UNRWEAR, AND HIS TAYLOR SWIFT BFF {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;POSN:RELATIVE;PADDG-BOTTOM:56.49999999999999%;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;POSN:ABSOLUTE;HEIGHT:100% !IMPORTANT;WIDTH:100% !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“I THK THIS E [BLOOD DONATN] IS SO IMPORTANT BEE THE POLICY IS A PLETE DOUBLE STANDARD,” WILSON TOLD MTV NEWS. “A STRAIGHT FEMALE N ABE PAKILLERS, SMOKE, DRK, NEVER HAVE AN HIV TT, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WH A DIFFERENT GUY EVERY NIGHT, AND STILL DONATE BLOOD. A HEALTHY MAN WHO ONLY HAD ORAL SEX WH ANOTHER MAN ONCE 10 MONTHS AGO, AND HAS HAD 3 HIV TTS SCE THEN, NNOT DONATE. THERE'S NO SCIENTIFIC JTIFITN FOR THE POLICY. IT IS STRAIGHT-UP DISCRIMATN.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WILSON POTED OUT THAT HE ALSO RECENTLY LEARNED THE SAME L APPLY TO AN DONATN. “ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN SO PROUD WH MY 'ORGAN DONOR' ON MY LICENSE, AND MEANS NOTHG,” HE SAID.KYLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“IT’S AN ISSUE OF EQUALY MORE THAN ANYTHG,” HE NTUED. “JT LIKE GAY MARRIAGE, SOME GAY MEN OR WOMEN MAY NEVER WANT TO GET MARRIED (JT LIKE SOME STRAIGHT MEN AND WOMEN). SOME GAYS MAY NOT WANT TO EVER GIVE BLOOD [OR BE AN AN DONOR] THE POT IS THAT WE SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE THE SAME OPTNS AND RIGHTS…”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“I PLETELY UNRSTAND WHY THE L WERE SET PLACE THE '80S DURG THE HEIGHT OF THE AIDS EPIMIC,” WILSON SAID. “IT WAS A SRY TIME. AND THE NEW FDA GUIL ARE FOR SURE A STEP THE RIGHT DIRECTN. HOWEVER, WE HAVE E A LONG WAY SCE 1983, AND THE 12-MONTH ABSTENCE LE IS STILL A POLICY THAT WAS BORN OUT OF FEAR AND MISUNRSTANDG, AND THERE IS NO SCIENCE TO THE LOGIC. WE HAVE TO SPEAK OUT.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“I WOULDN'T LL MYSELF AN EXTREMELY POLIL PERSON,” HE ADD, “BUT I DO HAVE SOME VERY STRONG FEELGS ON A FEW SPECIFIC ISSU - THIS BEG ONE OF THEM. I MAY NOT BE MARCHG ON WASHGTON OR VOLUNTEERG AT SOUP KCHENS, BUT THIS IS THE FORM OF ACTIVISM THAT I CHOOSE.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LUCKY FOR , WILSON’S UNIQUE BRAND OF ACTIVISM VOLV BOTH HILARY AND A WHOLE LOT OF MOSTLY-NAKED {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“SHOOTG THE VIO WAS SUPER HARD,” HE SAID. “ I WAS AROUND SOME EXTREMELY UGLY PEOPLE FOR TWO DAYS. HAD TO DIVERT MY EY A LOT. OH ! IT WAS AMAZG! I FELY KEPT MY SHIRT ON 'T WANNA UPSTAGE ANYONE.”KYLE KRIEGERSTUDSSTILL - {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“IT WAS PRETTY RICH TO SHOOT THE DTROYA XXX SCENE WH CELEBRY TRAER, SETH G.,” WILSON NTUED. “HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE WAS GOG TO BE GETTG FULLY NAKED…I TOOK OFF MY SHO AND HAND HIM MY RIGHT SOCK FOR SOME PROTECTN AND WE WENT OM THERE. NEVER WASHG THAT SOCK AGA. HA!”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WILSON SAID HE’S A HUGE TAYLOR SWIFT FAN (OBVLY), AND HIS FAVORE SONG OF HERS IS PROBABLY “FIFTEEN.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“I LOVE UNTRY TAYLOR,” HE NTUED. “AND I LOVE HOW AWOME SHE IS TO HER FANS. I MEAN, THAT VIO THAT SHE MA LAST YEAR WHERE SHE GAVE SURPRISE CHRISTMAS GIFTS TO HER FANS!? I HAVEN'T CRIED THAT MUCH SCE THOSE GOOGLE MERCIALS WHERE THE GUY LOS THE BABY PICTUR, BUT THEN HE DON'T BEE THEY'RE THE CLOUD!”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;POSN:RELATIVE;PADDG-BOTTOM:56.49999999999999%;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;POSN:ABSOLUTE;HEIGHT:100% !IMPORTANT;WIDTH:100% !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I ASKED WILSON IF HE HOP T-SWIFT WILL SEE THE VIO, AND IF SHE DO, WHAT HE’D IMAGE HER REACTN WOULD {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“WELL CLEARLY THE BT POSSIBLE REACTN WOULD BE, UM WHO IS THIS JAKE WILSON AND WHY ISN'T HE DIRECTG ONE OF MY VIOS?” HE SAID. “I'M NOT EVEN KIDDG. I THK SHE AND I HAVE SIAR SENS OF HUMOR AND ULD REALLY LLABORATE WELL ON SOMETHG SILLY, SEXY, AND FUNNY.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“BUT I GUS I WOULD ALSO SETTLE FOR HER GETTG A KICK OUT OF ,” HE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WILSON POTED OUT THAT ALL THE MEN THE VIO, AND NEARLY ALL THE MEN WHO WORKED ON THE VIO, ARE ACTUALLY GAY MEN IRL ("COLLECT THEM ALL!"), MEANG THEY’RE ALL DIRECTLY AFFECTED BY THE BLOOD DONATN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“WE HAVE UNTIL JULY 14TH TO MAKE MENTS ON THE NEWLY PROPOSED POLICY DIRECTLY ON THE FDA WEBSE, AND THEN THEY (POTENTIALLY) REVISE AND LOCK THE POLICY,” WILSON SAID. “UNTIL THEN, THEY ARE OPEN TO MENTS OM THE GENERAL PUBLIC. SO IF YOU HAVE SOMETHG TO SAY, GO SAY !”KYLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
• DAN (STAN GAY PARODY)YZ AUBERGEFEATURGTEAM CLUTCHJAN. 19, 20231 VIEWER3 CONTRIBUTORSDAN (STAN GAY PARODY) LYRICS[INTRO: YZ AUBERGE]MY JIZZ GONE LD, I WONR WHYI GAVE YOU HEAD AT ALLI TOOT MY ASS UP LIKE FLAMGOSSO YOU N SEE MY BALLS!WH THE MORNG WOOD KNOWG I’LL BE THEREP ME UP AGAST THE WALLIT REMDS ME THAT I LOVE MALE ASS, I LIKE MALE ASS![CHOS: YZ AUBERGE & KOLLOSALKOCKS]MY JIZZ GONE LD, I WONR WHYI GAVE YOU HEAD AT ALLI TOOT MY ASS UP LIKE FLAMGOSSO YOU N SEE MY BALLS!WH THE MORNG WOOD KNOWG I’LL BE THEREP ME UP AGAST THE WALLIT REMDS ME THAT I LOVE MALE ASS, I LIKE MALE ASS![VERSE 1: YZ AUBERGE]DEAR KOCKS, I WROTE TO YOU, BUT YOU A’T RPONDI LEFT MY CELL ALL GAPED, I THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN JAIL BOTTOMLIKе YOUR “NEED IT” PARODY WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PRISON SLOPP’I MENTеD, BUT YOUTUBE PROBABLY LETED OR SOMETHGSOMETIM I FANTASIZE ABOUT REACHG YOUR BOOTY STARDOMBUT ANYWAYS, FUCK MAN, WHAT’S UP WH YOU? HOW’S YA FATHER?MY DAD AND I LISTEN TO YOU WHEN WE’RE TOSSG KE THE PARLORAND IF I HAD A DGHTER? WELL, I’D RATHER ADOPT A BOY, NAME HIM “JOHNNY”, AND THEN SWAP HER!ANYWAYS, YOU GOTTA DO MORE PARODI ON DURK AND CHOPPAI KNOW LAST YEAR YOU GOT BORED OF DOG THE ENTIRE NLE PROJECTBUT I DON’T BLAME YOU MAN, I SWEAR TO NEPTUNE, YOUR SH’S THE BOMB!I EVEN LOVED YOUR PARODY OF HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE-DAME!I STILL LISTEN TO KURSED KOUNTDOWN AND WATCH YOUR GAMEPLAYS WHEN SADI TLY THK YOU’D BE PROUD TO FD OUT MY LOVE FOR ST!ANYWAYS, I HOPE YOU GET THIS, MAN, YEAH CLAP ME BACKJT TO CHAT, MAYBE FAP, YOUR BIGGT FAN, THIS IS DANYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[CHOS: YZ AUBERGE & KOLLOSALKOCKS]MY JIZZ GONE LD, I WONR WHYI GAVE YOU HEAD AT ALLI TOOT MY ASS UP LIKE FLAMGOSSO YOU N SEE MY BALLS!WH THE MORNG WOOD KNOWG I’LL BE THEREP ME UP AGAST THE WALLIT REMDS ME THAT I LOVE MALE ASS, I LIKE MALE ASS![VERSE 2: YZ AUBERGE]DEAR KOCKS, YOU STILL A’T LLED OR WROTE, I HOPE YOU HAVE A CHANCEI A’T MAD, I JT THK ’S FUCKED UP THAT YOU’RE NOT MY PANTSBUT IF YOU DIDN’T WANT TO TALK ‘BOUT SEX ‘E YOUR CK HURT, YOU DIDN’T HAVE TOBUT YOU ULD’VE GAVE AN TOGRAPH TO DUDLEY MATTHEWS!THAT’S MY YOUNGER BROTHER, MAN, HE TOOK HIS R AND DROVETO THE BOOTY LOUNGE THE EEZG LD, AND FOR WHAT? YOU JT DIDN’T SHOWTHAT’S PRETTY SHTY MAN, HE YEARNS TO BE ANTI-VAGALHE WANTS TO BE JT LIKE YOU, MAN, HE LIK YOU MORE THAN I DO!I A’T THAT MAD THOUGH, I JT WANT YOUR NEW SH TO GO VIRALREMEMBER WHEN WE MET LAST DECEMBER?YOU SAID YOU’D GIVE ME SPAL, NUT MY BACKSEE, I’M JT LIKE YOU A WAY, ‘E I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A “CHRONIC CHEATER”I ONCE SPREAD MY ASSCHEEKS DURG FLIRTG WH A PREACHER!I MASTURBATE TO WHAT YOU’RE ALWAYS SAYG YOUR SONGSSO WHEN I SEE A DIRTY STRAIGHT, I PUT THE “BOP” PARODY ON‘CSE I DON’T REALLY GOT MUCH ELSESO TEAM CLUTCH GETS ME MOIST AND WETI EVEN SCREAMED YOUR NAME WHEN SOMEONE SHTED ON MY CHT!SOMETIM I IMATE YOU AND TAKE PIPE UNTIL I BLEEDIT’S LIKE ADRENALE, THE STRETCH FILLS ME WH ASMIC ECSTASYSEE, EVERYTHG YOU SAY IS REAL, AND I RPECT YOU ‘E YOU TELL I EVEN SHTED ON MY FGER AND FORCED MY BOYIEND TO GO SMELL !BUT HE DON’T KNOW YOU LIKE I KNOW YOU, KOCKS, NO ONE DO!HE WON’T KNOW WHAT ’S LIKE THE PRISON SHOWERS AND GETTG JUMPED!YOU GOTTA LL ME, MAN, I’LL BE THE BIGGT FAN YOU’LL EVER LOSESCERELY YOURS, DAN—OH, WE SHOULD PEE TOGETHER TOO![CHOS: YZ AUBERGE & KOLLOSALKOCKS]MY JIZZ GONE LD, I WONR WHYI GAVE YOU HEAD AT ALLI TOOT MY ASS UP LIKE FLAMGOSSO YOU N SEE MY BALLS!WH THE MORNG WOOD KNOWG I’LL BE THEREP ME UP AGAST THE WALLIT REMDS ME THAT I LOVE MALE ASS, I LIKE MALE ASS![VERSE 3: YZ AUBERGE]DEAR MR. I’M-TOO-STRAIGHT-TO-TOUCH-UPON-MY-FANSTHIS THE LAST PACKAGE OM ME, I HOPE YOU SHOVE UP YOUR ASS!IT’S BEEN SIX MONTHS AND STILL NO WORD, I DON’T SERVE ?I KNOW YOU GOT MY DISRD DMS, THEY GOT NUTTER ON THEM TWERKG!SO THIS IS MY SEX TAPE I’M SENDG YOU, I HOPE YOU SEE !I KIDNAPPED ALL THE STRAIGHTS AND STABBED THEM THEIR RECTUMS FOR NO REASON!HEY KOCKS, I ALSO UGHT CHLAMYDIA, DARE ME TO PIPE?REMEMBER THAT SONG YOU DID LLED “HOMO FLOW 5”ABOUT THE TIME YOU ULD’VE PROLAPSED SOME GUY DURG POUND’BUT DIDN'T, THEN YOU MOVED ON, YOU FUCKED HIS BROTHER UNTIL HE WENT AND SHTED?THAT’S KDA HOW THIS IS, YOU ABANDONED ME FOR BETTER POUNDGNOW ’S TOO LATE, THE AD CHEEKS PILG UP TO THE THOANDSAND ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A SMOOCH BEHD THE STALLSI HOPE YOU KNOW YOU’RE WORSE THAN MAN WHEN ANSWERG A LL!I LOVE YA, KOCKS, WE ULDA BEEN TOGETHER—THK ABOUT !YOU ED NOW, I HOPE YOU N’T BREATHE AND YOU WEEP ABOUT !AND WHEN YOU SKEET, YOU FUCKG BLEED A SEA AND SCREAM WHEN DROWNGI HOPE A MON EATS YOUR PENIS AS YOUR CHEEKS IS GOUGED !SEE, KOCKS—SHUT UP, BCH! I’M JERK’ OFFHEY KOCKS, THAT’S MY BOYIEND SWALLOWG MY NUTS!BUT I DIDN’T SNAP HIS THROAT YET, I JT PLUGGED SHUT—SEE? I A’T LIKE YOU‘CSE I MIGHT SLURP HIS GUTS OM OUT HIS BUTT AND MAKE A “PIPE STEW”!WELL, GOTTA GO, MY OTHER VICTIM WANTS SOME HOLE NOWOH SH, ’S FLEECE—HE SAYS HE WANTS TO RIP MY THROAT OUT[VERSE 4: KOLLOSALKOCKS]DEAR DAN, I MEANT TO WRE YOU SOONER, BUT I’VE JT BEEN BYYOU SAID YOUR FATHER TOSS KE, DAMN, HOW THICK IS HE?LOOK, I’M REALLY FLATTERED THAT YOU OFFERED UP YOUR BACKHERE’S AN TOGRAPH AS MY LOVER; I NUTTED ON THE STARTER P!I’M SORRY I DIDN’T SEE YOU AT THE LOUNGE, MAN, I MT HAVE MISSED YOUTO MAKE UP, I’LL E MY TONGUE ACTN WHEN I KISS YOUTHAT GOT ME HOT WHEN YOU HAD SAID YOU LIKE TO PLAY SH, TOO!WE LL “CLOWN’ BROWN’”, DOG, I’M NOT TALK’ SHIH TZUWHEN YOU HAVE ISSU, MAN, I’LL GIVE YOU BOOTY UNSEL’WE’LL HAVE OUT ASS BOUNCG OFF THE WALLS WHEN WE GET DOWN SOMEI LOVE THAT SH ABOUT MEANT TO BE TOGETHERTHAT TYPE OF SH WILL MAKE OUR CHEEKS PETE TO BEAT EACH OTHER!I REALLY THK YOU AND YOUR BOYIEND BOTH NEED EACH OTHERTHEN WE N MEET UP AND POUND SOME CHEEKS TOGETHERI HOPE YOU GET TO READ THIS LETTER, HOPEFULLY THE SKEET IS BARELY DRY! BUT DON’T HURT YOURSELF! I THK YOUR CHEEKS WILL BE DOG JT FE WHEN I GET SI YOUBUT DAN, WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? TRY TO UNRSTAND THAT I DO WANT YOU AS MY MAN!WORD AROUND IS THAT YOU GOT SOME CRAZY DICK!I HEARD YOU FUCKED WH NUTTER, MANY THAT PENIS GONNA MAKE YOU SICK!WHEN SPLOOGE AND SPUNK VER YOUR CHT JT LIKE A BIBAND I SEND ICTN OM THE BACK AND I JECT YOU WH MY KIDSTHEN WE CREATE A LTLE TAPE WH YOUR BOYIEND TOOCOME TO THK ABOUT , THE FIRST WHO ME— WAS YOUDAMN...EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUTTHIS SONG B IS UNREVIEWEDGENI ANNOTATN1 NTRIBUTORIN “DAN”, THE EPONYMO FICTNAL PSYCHOPATH MIRRORS THE SAME TRAGIC DOWNFALL AS EMEM’S OWN “STAN”, BUT WH A GAY TWIST. ALTHOUGH THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE SONG DAT BACK TO JULY 2021, WOULD NOT BE UNTIL DECEMBER 2022 WHEN THE LYRICS WERE REDISVERED AND THEN REVISED TO THE FULL VERSN BUTG THE NEXT MONTH. TO CLEAR UP NFN, DAN DOES DIE TOWARDS THE END- BUT NOT OM A R CRASH LIKE THE ORIGAL, BUT OM FLEECE JOHNSON RIPPG HIS THROAT OUT THE MONIC Y.EXPAND +1SHAREASK A QUTN ABOUT THIS SONGASK A QUTN *‌WHEN DID YZ AUBERGE RELEASE “DAN (STAN GAY PARODY)”?WHO WROTE “DAN (STAN GAY PARODY)” BY YZ AUBERGE?CREDSFEATURGTEAM CLUTCHWRTEN BYYZ AUBERGE & KOLOSSALKOCKSRELEASE DATEJANUARY 19, 2023DAN (STAN GAY PARODY) IS A REMIX OFSTAN BY EMEM (FT. DIDO)TAGSRAPCONSC HIP-HOPHARDRE RAPHIP-HOPFANFICTNSTORYTELLGEXPAND COMMENTSADD A MENTSIGN UP AND DROP KNOWLEDGE ?GENI IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF MIC KNOWLEDGE, CREATED BY SCHOLARS LIKE YOU WHO SHARE FACTS AND SIGHT ABOUT THE SONGS AND ARTISTS THEY LOVE.SIGN UPGENI IS THE WORLD’S BIGGT LLECTN OF SONG LYRICS AND MIL KNOWLEDGE
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THE BT QUEER COMEDI A WORLD OF SAD, GAY FILMS

Stori filled wh ath, dyg, tragedy, and the harsh reali of a patriarchal, homophobic world pullg two people that love each other apart. So, if you’re feelg as trated as I am and you’re lookg for some gay love and lghs, here are my top picks for the bt queer edi a world of sad, gay films:.

For those not the know, visg Fire Island New York State is basilly a gay re of passage and so, the film follows a group of gay iends as they embark on their annual week of mischief and mayhem on the island. This 1996 film, starrg Rob Williams and Nathan Lane, is lser known but an absolute mt-watch gay movie, pecially for lovers of drag culture.

SAD (GAY PARODY)

Kanye Wt - Gay fish lyricsso lonely girl, I've been so sad and down. Wish, e I know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish).

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A HEALTHY MAN WHO ONLY HAD ORAL SEX WH ANOTHER MAN ONCE 10 MONTHS AGO, AND HAS HAD 3 HIV TTS SCE THEN, NNOT DONATE. THERE'S NO SCIENTIFIC JTIFITN FOR THE POLICY. IT IS STRAIGHT-UP DISCRIMATN.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WILSON POTED OUT THAT HE ALSO RECENTLY LEARNED THE SAME L APPLY TO AN DONATN. “ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN SO PROUD WH MY 'ORGAN DONOR' ON MY LICENSE, AND MEANS NOTHG,” HE SAID.KYLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“IT’S AN ISSUE OF EQUALY MORE THAN ANYTHG,” HE NTUED. “JT LIKE GAY MARRIAGE, SOME GAY MEN OR WOMEN MAY NEVER WANT TO GET MARRIED (JT LIKE SOME STRAIGHT MEN AND WOMEN). SOME GAYS MAY NOT WANT TO EVER GIVE BLOOD [OR BE AN AN DONOR] THE POT IS THAT WE SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE THE SAME OPTNS AND RIGHTS…”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“I PLETELY UNRSTAND WHY THE L WERE SET PLACE THE '80S DURG THE HEIGHT OF THE AIDS EPIMIC,” WILSON SAID. “IT WAS A SRY TIME. AND THE NEW FDA GUIL ARE FOR SURE A STEP THE RIGHT DIRECTN. HOWEVER, WE HAVE E A LONG WAY SCE 1983, AND THE 12-MONTH ABSTENCE LE IS STILL A POLICY THAT WAS BORN OUT OF FEAR AND MISUNRSTANDG, AND THERE IS NO SCIENCE TO THE LOGIC. WE HAVE TO SPEAK OUT.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“I WOULDN'T LL MYSELF AN EXTREMELY POLIL PERSON,” HE ADD, “BUT I DO HAVE SOME VERY STRONG FEELGS ON A FEW SPECIFIC ISSU - THIS BEG ONE OF THEM. I MAY NOT BE MARCHG ON WASHGTON OR VOLUNTEERG AT SOUP KCHENS, BUT THIS IS THE FORM OF ACTIVISM THAT I CHOOSE.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LUCKY FOR , WILSON’S UNIQUE BRAND OF ACTIVISM VOLV BOTH HILARY AND A WHOLE LOT OF MOSTLY-NAKED {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“SHOOTG THE VIO WAS SUPER HARD,” HE SAID. “ I WAS AROUND SOME EXTREMELY UGLY PEOPLE FOR TWO DAYS. HAD TO DIVERT MY EY A LOT. OH ! IT WAS AMAZG! I FELY KEPT MY SHIRT ON 'T WANNA UPSTAGE ANYONE.”KYLE KRIEGERSTUDSSTILL - {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“IT WAS PRETTY RICH TO SHOOT THE DTROYA XXX SCENE WH CELEBRY TRAER, SETH G.,” WILSON NTUED. “HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE WAS GOG TO BE GETTG FULLY NAKED…I TOOK OFF MY SHO AND HAND HIM MY RIGHT SOCK FOR SOME PROTECTN AND WE WENT OM THERE. NEVER WASHG THAT SOCK AGA. HA!”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WILSON SAID HE’S A HUGE TAYLOR SWIFT FAN (OBVLY), AND HIS FAVORE SONG OF HERS IS PROBABLY “FIFTEEN.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“I LOVE UNTRY TAYLOR,” HE NTUED. “AND I LOVE HOW AWOME SHE IS TO HER FANS. I MEAN, THAT VIO THAT SHE MA LAST YEAR WHERE SHE GAVE SURPRISE CHRISTMAS GIFTS TO HER FANS!? I HAVEN'T CRIED THAT MUCH SCE THOSE GOOGLE MERCIALS WHERE THE GUY LOS THE BABY PICTUR, BUT THEN HE DON'T BEE THEY'RE THE CLOUD!”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;POSN:RELATIVE;PADDG-BOTTOM:56.49999999999999%;} .TWTER-TWEET-RENRED, {M-WIDTH:65%;WIDTH:TO !IMPORTANT;} {WIDTH:100%;} {MARG-LEFT:TO !IMPORTANT;MARG-RIGHT:TO !IMPORTANT;} IMG{MAX-WIDTH:100%;WIDTH:100%;} > IAME{BORR:NONE;MAX-WIDTH:100%;} > *{MAX-WIDTH:NONE !IMPORTANT;POSN:ABSOLUTE;HEIGHT:100% !IMPORTANT;WIDTH:100% !IMPORTANT;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I ASKED WILSON IF HE HOP T-SWIFT WILL SEE THE VIO, AND IF SHE DO, WHAT HE’D IMAGE HER REACTN WOULD {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“WELL CLEARLY THE BT POSSIBLE REACTN WOULD BE, UM WHO IS THIS JAKE WILSON AND WHY ISN'T HE DIRECTG ONE OF MY VIOS?” HE SAID. “I'M NOT EVEN KIDDG. I THK SHE AND I HAVE SIAR SENS OF HUMOR AND ULD REALLY LLABORATE WELL ON SOMETHG SILLY, SEXY, AND FUNNY.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“BUT I GUS I WOULD ALSO SETTLE FOR HER GETTG A KICK OUT OF ,” HE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WILSON POTED OUT THAT ALL THE MEN THE VIO, AND NEARLY ALL THE MEN WHO WORKED ON THE VIO, ARE ACTUALLY GAY MEN IRL ("COLLECT THEM ALL!"), MEANG THEY’RE ALL DIRECTLY AFFECTED BY THE BLOOD DONATN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“WE HAVE UNTIL JULY 14TH TO MAKE MENTS ON THE NEWLY PROPOSED POLICY DIRECTLY ON THE FDA WEBSE, AND THEN THEY (POTENTIALLY) REVISE AND LOCK THE POLICY,” WILSON SAID. “UNTIL THEN, THEY ARE OPEN TO MENTS OM THE GENERAL PUBLIC. SO IF YOU HAVE SOMETHG TO SAY, GO SAY !”KYLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

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DAN (STAN GAY PARODY)YZ AUBERGEFEATURGTEAM CLUTCHJAN. 19, 20231 VIEWER3 CONTRIBUTORSDAN (STAN GAY PARODY) LYRICS[INTRO: YZ AUBERGE]MY JIZZ GONE LD, I WONR WHYI GAVE YOU HEAD AT ALLI TOOT MY ASS UP LIKE FLAMGOSSO YOU N SEE MY BALLS!WH THE MORNG WOOD KNOWG I’LL BE THEREP ME UP AGAST THE WALLIT REMDS ME THAT I LOVE MALE ASS, I LIKE MALE ASS![CHOS: YZ AUBERGE & KOLLOSALKOCKS]MY JIZZ GONE LD, I WONR WHYI GAVE YOU HEAD AT ALLI TOOT MY ASS UP LIKE FLAMGOSSO YOU N SEE MY BALLS!WH THE MORNG WOOD KNOWG I’LL BE THEREP ME UP AGAST THE WALLIT REMDS ME THAT I LOVE MALE ASS, I LIKE MALE ASS![VERSE 1: YZ AUBERGE]DEAR KOCKS, I WROTE TO YOU, BUT YOU A’T RPONDI LEFT MY CELL ALL GAPED, I THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN JAIL BOTTOMLIKе YOUR “NEED IT” PARODY WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PRISON SLOPP’I MENTеD, BUT YOUTUBE PROBABLY LETED OR SOMETHGSOMETIM I FANTASIZE ABOUT REACHG YOUR BOOTY STARDOMBUT ANYWAYS, FUCK MAN, WHAT’S UP WH YOU? HOW’S YA FATHER?MY DAD AND I LISTEN TO YOU WHEN WE’RE TOSSG KE THE PARLORAND IF I HAD A DGHTER? WELL, I’D RATHER ADOPT A BOY, NAME HIM “JOHNNY”, AND THEN SWAP HER!ANYWAYS, YOU GOTTA DO MORE PARODI ON DURK AND CHOPPAI KNOW LAST YEAR YOU GOT BORED OF DOG THE ENTIRE NLE PROJECTBUT I DON’T BLAME YOU MAN, I SWEAR TO NEPTUNE, YOUR SH’S THE BOMB!I EVEN LOVED YOUR PARODY OF HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE-DAME!I STILL LISTEN TO KURSED KOUNTDOWN AND WATCH YOUR GAMEPLAYS WHEN SADI TLY THK YOU’D BE PROUD TO FD OUT MY LOVE FOR ST!ANYWAYS, I HOPE YOU GET THIS, MAN, YEAH CLAP ME BACKJT TO CHAT, MAYBE FAP, YOUR BIGGT FAN, THIS IS DANYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[CHOS: YZ AUBERGE & KOLLOSALKOCKS]MY JIZZ GONE LD, I WONR WHYI GAVE YOU HEAD AT ALLI TOOT MY ASS UP LIKE FLAMGOSSO YOU N SEE MY BALLS!WH THE MORNG WOOD KNOWG I’LL BE THEREP ME UP AGAST THE WALLIT REMDS ME THAT I LOVE MALE ASS, I LIKE MALE ASS![VERSE 2: YZ AUBERGE]DEAR KOCKS, YOU STILL A’T LLED OR WROTE, I HOPE YOU HAVE A CHANCEI A’T MAD, I JT THK ’S FUCKED UP THAT YOU’RE NOT MY PANTSBUT IF YOU DIDN’T WANT TO TALK ‘BOUT SEX ‘E YOUR CK HURT, YOU DIDN’T HAVE TOBUT YOU ULD’VE GAVE AN TOGRAPH TO DUDLEY MATTHEWS!THAT’S MY YOUNGER BROTHER, MAN, HE TOOK HIS R AND DROVETO THE BOOTY LOUNGE THE EEZG LD, AND FOR WHAT? YOU JT DIDN’T SHOWTHAT’S PRETTY SHTY MAN, HE YEARNS TO BE ANTI-VAGALHE WANTS TO BE JT LIKE YOU, MAN, HE LIK YOU MORE THAN I DO!I A’T THAT MAD THOUGH, I JT WANT YOUR NEW SH TO GO VIRALREMEMBER WHEN WE MET LAST DECEMBER?YOU SAID YOU’D GIVE ME SPAL, NUT MY BACKSEE, I’M JT LIKE YOU A WAY, ‘E I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A “CHRONIC CHEATER”I ONCE SPREAD MY ASSCHEEKS DURG FLIRTG WH A PREACHER!I MASTURBATE TO WHAT YOU’RE ALWAYS SAYG YOUR SONGSSO WHEN I SEE A DIRTY STRAIGHT, I PUT THE “BOP” PARODY ON‘CSE I DON’T REALLY GOT MUCH ELSESO TEAM CLUTCH GETS ME MOIST AND WETI EVEN SCREAMED YOUR NAME WHEN SOMEONE SHTED ON MY CHT!SOMETIM I IMATE YOU AND TAKE PIPE UNTIL I BLEEDIT’S LIKE ADRENALE, THE STRETCH FILLS ME WH ASMIC ECSTASYSEE, EVERYTHG YOU SAY IS REAL, AND I RPECT YOU ‘E YOU TELL I EVEN SHTED ON MY FGER AND FORCED MY BOYIEND TO GO SMELL !BUT HE DON’T KNOW YOU LIKE I KNOW YOU, KOCKS, NO ONE DO!HE WON’T KNOW WHAT ’S LIKE THE PRISON SHOWERS AND GETTG JUMPED!YOU GOTTA LL ME, MAN, I’LL BE THE BIGGT FAN YOU’LL EVER LOSESCERELY YOURS, DAN—OH, WE SHOULD PEE TOGETHER TOO![CHOS: YZ AUBERGE & KOLLOSALKOCKS]MY JIZZ GONE LD, I WONR WHYI GAVE YOU HEAD AT ALLI TOOT MY ASS UP LIKE FLAMGOSSO YOU N SEE MY BALLS!WH THE MORNG WOOD KNOWG I’LL BE THEREP ME UP AGAST THE WALLIT REMDS ME THAT I LOVE MALE ASS, I LIKE MALE ASS![VERSE 3: YZ AUBERGE]DEAR MR. I’M-TOO-STRAIGHT-TO-TOUCH-UPON-MY-FANSTHIS THE LAST PACKAGE OM ME, I HOPE YOU SHOVE UP YOUR ASS!IT’S BEEN SIX MONTHS AND STILL NO WORD, I DON’T SERVE ?I KNOW YOU GOT MY DISRD DMS, THEY GOT NUTTER ON THEM TWERKG!SO THIS IS MY SEX TAPE I’M SENDG YOU, I HOPE YOU SEE !I KIDNAPPED ALL THE STRAIGHTS AND STABBED THEM THEIR RECTUMS FOR NO REASON!HEY KOCKS, I ALSO UGHT CHLAMYDIA, DARE ME TO PIPE?REMEMBER THAT SONG YOU DID LLED “HOMO FLOW 5”ABOUT THE TIME YOU ULD’VE PROLAPSED SOME GUY DURG POUND’BUT DIDN'T, THEN YOU MOVED ON, YOU FUCKED HIS BROTHER UNTIL HE WENT AND SHTED?THAT’S KDA HOW THIS IS, YOU ABANDONED ME FOR BETTER POUNDGNOW ’S TOO LATE, THE AD CHEEKS PILG UP TO THE THOANDSAND ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A SMOOCH BEHD THE STALLSI HOPE YOU KNOW YOU’RE WORSE THAN MAN WHEN ANSWERG A LL!I LOVE YA, KOCKS, WE ULDA BEEN TOGETHER—THK ABOUT !YOU ED NOW, I HOPE YOU N’T BREATHE AND YOU WEEP ABOUT !AND WHEN YOU SKEET, YOU FUCKG BLEED A SEA AND SCREAM WHEN DROWNGI HOPE A MON EATS YOUR PENIS AS YOUR CHEEKS IS GOUGED !SEE, KOCKS—SHUT UP, BCH! I’M JERK’ OFFHEY KOCKS, THAT’S MY BOYIEND SWALLOWG MY NUTS!BUT I DIDN’T SNAP HIS THROAT YET, I JT PLUGGED SHUT—SEE? 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