The Gayt Christmas Ever: Insi 2020's Big, Queer Holiday Explosn

Contents:

• WHY DO GAYS THK THAT MEN WOULD RATHER GIVE A BLOW JOB THAN SEX TO A PLETE STRANGER?
• CAN A STRAIGHT GUY ETHILLY ACCEPT ORAL SEX OM HIS GAY BUDDY?
• HOW CAN I GIVE MY STRAIGHT BOYIEND THE GAY BLOWJOB HE SECRETLY YEARNS FOR?
• THE GAYT CHRISTMAS EVER: INSI 2020’S BIG, QUEER HOLIDAY EXPLOSN
• WHY HALLOWEEN IS 'GAY CHRISTMAS' TO MANY LGBTQ AMERINS

WHY DO GAYS THK THAT MEN WOULD RATHER GIVE A BLOW JOB THAN SEX TO A PLETE STRANGER?

Gay men are ually clued to the magic of the asshole, but straight men n often be more squeamish; the an is still pretty taboo our society, but ’s past time we all get over . I'll answer this qutn as a gay man who would rather give a blow job than sex to a plete stranger.

You want to know why gays thk men would rather give a blow job? And 's also more like a iendly gture between good gay iends. So, the next time you wonr why gays thk men would rather give a blow job than sex to a plete stranger, thk about what I've said today and then try to picture yourself their sho.

CAN A STRAIGHT GUY ETHILLY ACCEPT ORAL SEX OM HIS GAY BUDDY?

Which brgs me to why I am wrg: One of my clost iends, “Sam, ” is a gay guy. Guys ask me why a woman ghosted them, and women ask me if their boyiend is secretly gay. Which means I have no way of knowg for sure why that woman ghosted you or if your boyiend is gay—or your se, THROAT, how Sam feels about the four unreciproted blow jobs he’s given you.

HOW CAN I GIVE MY STRAIGHT BOYIEND THE GAY BLOWJOB HE SECRETLY YEARNS FOR?

My first qutn for Sam: Is he one of those gay guys who get off on “servicg” straight guys? ’ I have only ever dated and hooked up wh gay guys before! Some straight guys will gracly accept "no recip” blowjobs om gay and bi men.

(Most of the straight/heteroflexible men out there seekg no recip oral om gay and bi men claim they aren't gettg their cks sucked at home. "The next day, I told her I was gay and broke up wh her. Christmas 2020 is the gayt Christmas ever.

This holiday season has gifted dienc wh four—y, four—gay Christmas roms: Hallmark’s The Christmas Hoe, Hulu’s Happit Season, Lifetime’s The Christmas Set-Up (December 12), and Paramount’s Dashg December (December 13). There have been more mastream gay holiday roms released 2020 than every other year rerd pop culture history bed.

THE GAYT CHRISTMAS EVER: INSI 2020’S BIG, QUEER HOLIDAY EXPLOSN

Gays didn’t jt startg lovg Christmas this year. “I thk when they said make the Yuleti gay, they meant , ” said Jonathan Bent, one half of the gay uple at the heart of Hallmark’s The Christmas Hoe.

By featurg a married gay uple ont and center (Brad Harr plays Bent’s onscreen spoe), the film is a major step forward for the work. '” The works—Hallmark, Lifetime, Paramount—fally donned their gay apparel, jtifyg s of passn for this historilly heteronormative holiday. Bee, honey, the gays have always been here for Christmas—even if Christmas hasn’t always been here for .

WHY HALLOWEEN IS 'GAY CHRISTMAS' TO MANY LGBTQ AMERINS

“It’s so classic, so typil that the queer muni have often loved a lot of the stutns that have not necsarily loved back, ” said Ben Lewis, the other half of The Christmas Setup’s gay power uple, sharg a sentiment echoed by pretty much everyone else terviewed. And so I thk for gay men, I thk even for Christmas enthiasts, I thk we’re chasg after that childhood fort and safety that maybe we missed at that time.

Victor Garber—a hero to a generatn of gay people thanks to his work on Broadway, Tanic, Alias, Legends of Tomorrow, and jt beg Victor Garber—played straight Happit Season as closeted Harper Caldwell’s uptight polician father. I remember meetg a lot of gay kids when I was growg up who weren’t so happy about Christmas and, not unlike Happit Season, would have to go home and pretend [to be straight].

“Your hoe be this other thg for this season, ” said Lee, touchg upon many gay men’s reason for the season.