Contents:
- HULU’S ‘SASQUATCH’ NEEDS MORE SASQUATCH—AND THAT GAY, BIGFOOT-HUNTG COUPLE
- GAY BIGFOOT & THE 7 WEIRST MYTHIL CREATUR THE WORLD
- GAY BIGFOOT: A MOUTHFULL OF SASQUACH – BY JACK LEATHERMAN
- BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN GAY BAR
HULU’S ‘SASQUATCH’ NEEDS MORE SASQUATCH—AND THAT GAY, BIGFOOT-HUNTG COUPLE
Try fdg a gay uple whose primary hobby is huntg for bigfoot—and I mean actual bigfoot and not a subtegory on Grdr! Tly, the gay sasquatch hunters are this doc’s most fascatg disvery. I love them and the world needs to see their story unfold as they search for cryptozoologil crters and, like, host a gay bgo night for ghost hunters.
But I thk we n all agree that the most prsg unsolved mystery here is why the big gay bigfoot hunters don’t already have their own show. Part 1 of Jonah Planter and Sgt Norm Allen are Gay.
SAN FRANCISCO – New evince of Bigfoot’s existence: he was spotted si a San Francis gay bar! The 7ft tall mythic creature was seen bumpg and grdg to Lady Gaga songs at Harvey’s, a gay bar San Francis. There have been many mors surroundg Bigfoot’s existence, but his recent spottg at a trendy gay bar marks the first time that animal experts have had to qutn his sexualy.
GAY BIGFOOT & THE 7 WEIRST MYTHIL CREATUR THE WORLD
“I jt didn’t know he was gay. Regulars at Harvey’s gay bar said that this was not the first time a “tall, dark, hairy stranger” was seen sippg martis at the bar. Acrdg to scriptns om eyewns, Bigfoot walked to the gay bar wearg a wearg a Dolce & Gabbana halter top and spanx legggs.
” After that, Bigfoot allegedly got up on stage and lip-synched a flawls rendn of Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive. The Abomable Snowman, the first openly gay ape-like creature, told reporters that he was proud of Bigfoot’s cisn to “e out of the fort.
GAY BIGFOOT: A MOUTHFULL OF SASQUACH – BY JACK LEATHERMAN
“This is a huge step for gay rights, ” said the Abomable Snowman.