Spartans Are Gay Hero “A Tth Or Myth” In Ancient History

I don't know about you folks, but I have had up to here wh Hollywood g homosexualy as shorthand for evil.

Acrdg to the article:The director says that the film's (homo)sexual unrton were tend to make young straight mal the dience unfortable, bee "What's more sry to a 20-year-old boy than a giant god-kg who wants to have his way wh you?

‘300’ GAY SPARTANS–AND HLER

"Gee, where on earth do you thk 20 year old straight guys get the notn that homosexualy is somethg to be aaid of? It didn't hurt the box office any, however, as 300 hled $70 ln which mak the hight grossg March openg, doubt, Snyr's homophobic ment will pass largely unnoticed by the mastream prs, but image if he had ma his villa a hulkg black man and said he'd done so bee nothg sr whe women like a giant black god-kg who wants to have his way wh you. None of this is played for gay appeal, but uld duce snickerg among some teens.

''Some people have said to me, 'Your movie is homoerotic, ' and some have said, 'Your movie's homophobic. '' As long as they buy tickets worry about people terpretg your movie as homophobic as long as you get $9 out of the dience, right Zack? Last Monday we ran our article Frank Miller and 300's Asslt on the Gay Past which documented how Miller, upon whose graphic novel the film versn of 300 was based, had prevly ed d homophobia his work, and done so aga 300 while at the same time erasg gays om the historil rerd.

10 REASONS WHY "300" IS GAY

Then we followed that up wh our review of the movie by Brian Juergens which nfirmed Hollywood was givg yet another villa whose creeps was amped up by makg him seem gay. Not only do the film do away wh the Spartan's known homosexual practic, but check out the difference between the actual Kg Xerx (300's villa) and the way he is portrayed the movie.

HOW GAY IS "300"?

Here is an ancient stone rvg of Xerx:And here is Miller and Snyr's terpretatn of him:Add jt se the creepy, homoerotic subtext isn't clear enough, how about this:Yep, nothg says predatory, sister, and creepy like an effemate, hairls man drippg jewlry. I'll say this for Snyr: at least he adms to what he's for the gay men who n't wa to see the movie for the eye ndy, do yourself a favor and get your ndy somewhere else.

The people don't serve a cent for flgg more homophobic garbage like this at . The distctive part of the hero was their gay relatnships not only wh the soldiers but outsi their troops. Jt bee they were gay do not mean that the cy of Spartan did not have women and children.

This trend of gay soldiers the ary forc was implemented for a specific reason.

THE VICTOR GAY GREEK ARMY THAT GOT CANCELED BY HISTORY

The ma motive for velopg gay soldiers. Gay bonds are nothg new the Greek history of ancient tim.

The battle of Thermopylae was one of the historil battl fought by the gay ary force of Spartans and feat their enemi. Dpe beg gay they had proven mted to their duty and relatnships. The relatnship of the Spartans gays was te and mted as the force had 150 pairs, and a total of 300 warrrs.

Spartans’ gay bondg has been a great example of mment and power. So was wh great excement that I disvered a movie ma jt for me -- 300, which is probably one of the gayt movi of the last . Here are 10 good reasons why 300 is as gay as gets:10.

I MET THE SPARTANS ... SO THAT YOU DON'T HAVE {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}MOVIBY LYLE MASAKIJANUARY 28, 2008/3:36 PMBY LYLE MASAKIJANUARY 28, 2008 / 3:36 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"I MET THE SPARTANS ... SO THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO","DATEPUBLISHED":"2008-01-28T20:36:34.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2008-01-28T20:36:34.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"LYLE MASAKI","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"MOVI"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FRIDAY, BRIAN TOOK A LOOK AT TRAILERS FOR THIS WEEKEND'S MEET THE SPARTANS AND WONRED IF THE 300-SPIRED PARODY WOULD FOLLOW THE HOMOPHOBIC TONE OF S SPIRATN OR MANAGE TO MOCK {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SCE THE SRY MOVIE FILMS ARE A GUILTY PLEASURE OF ME AND I'M ALWAYS EAGER TO SEE THE MACHISMO OF FRANK MILLER (WHO WROTE AND DREW THE GRAPHIC NOVEL THAT 300 WAS BASED ON) GET MOCKED, I CID TO SEE MEET THE SPARTANS AND JUDGE FOR MYSELF. SADLY, AFTER SEEG THE MOVIE, I THK JUDGG MEET THE SPARTANS AS HOMOPHOBIC OR SUBVERSIVE IS GIVG A LTLE TO MUCH CRED. SPARTANS IS A DIRECTNLS AND POORLY PACED GAG-FT (SOME OF THE WEAKT PARODI GET WAY TOO MUCH SCREEN TIME AND THERE ARE TOO MANY MOMENTS WAG FOR SOMETHG FUNNY TO HAPPEN). IT BLUDGEONS EVERY JOKE TO ATH, SEEMGLY BEE THE SCRIPT WASN'T LONG ENOUGH TO WHSTAND ANY SELECTIVE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I WANTED TO GIVE MEET THE SPARTANS THE BENEF OF THE DOUBT; THE FILM MAK E OF A FEW MAD TV VETS LIKE IKE BARHOLTZ AND NILE PARKER, WHO GAVE SOME GREAT GAY-THEMED EDY SKETCH. (PARKER'S SPOT-ON IMATNS ARE EASILY THE BT THG ABOUT MEET THE SPARTANS, ASI OM THE NSTANT BEEFKE, WHICH, SADLY, ISN'T SAYG MUCH NSIRG HOW EQUENTLY SHE APPEARS.) FDG A PROMOTNAL CLIP FOR THE MOVIE WHERE KEV SORBO, KEN DAVIAN AND DIEDRICH BAR TALK WH CARRIE KEAGAN ABOUT WOMEN FDG MALE/MALE SEXUALY HOT, WHOUT A HT OF CRGG OR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NSFW LANGUAGE THE CLIP BELOW:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}A LOT OF THE GAGS MEET THE SPARTANS PLAY HEAVILY TO GAY STEREOTYP. WHEN THE PERSIAN EMISSARY (METHOD MAN) FIRST LOOKS AROUND SPARTA, HE SE MALE UPL STANDG TOGETHER STEAMY POS. XERX' (DAVIAN) "HIGH FIVE" GTURE LEAV THE SPARTANS LGHG FOR BEG A B LIMP-WRISTED. WHEN THE SPARTANS MARCH FORMATN, THEY HOLD HANDS AND SKIP MERRILY WHILE SGG "I WILL SURVIVE" TOGETHER. WHEN THE CAPTA (SORBO) PRENTS THE ARMY TO SEAN MAGUIRE'S LEONIDAS, TURNS OUT THAT LEONIDAS HAS MAND SOLDIERS WHO WERE "HUNKY WH EP MEDERRANEAN TANS, HOT BODS AND ... WELL ENDOWED".{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN A GRAND THEFT AUTO PARODY, LEONIDAS CHANG THE R RAD TO A STATN PLAYG AQUA'S "BARBIE GIRL" AND BEGS SGG ALONG TO THE "KEN" PART. (WHEN DID "BARBIE GIRL" OVERTAKE "IT'S RAG MEN" AS THE GAY SONG?) I KEPT WONRG DURG THE GAGS WHAT EXACTLY THE DIENCE WAS MEANT TO LGH AT: WAS A GAG THAT "SISSI ARE RIDICULO," OR A BCHY RPONSE TO THE WAY 300 STRAIGHT-WASHED THE SPARTANS' HISTORY OF GAY RELATNSHIPS? EVENTUALLY, I CID THE TENT DON'T MATTER SCE MEET THE SPARTANS LEFT ROOM FOR HOMOPHOBIC DIENC TO LGH AT A BUNCH OF SILLY FAIRI, IF THAT'S THE JOKE THAT THEY WANTED TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MEET THE SPARTANS ALSO HAS PLENTY OF GROSS-OUT HUMOR, CLUDG ONE B WHERE DIENC ARE MEANT TO GO "EWWW!" AT THE HT OF GAY MALE SEXUALY WHEN LEONIDAS GREETS THE PERSIAN EMISSARY WH AN OPEN-MOUTHED KISS. IT'S POSSIBLE TO E TWO GUYS KISSG FOR GROSS-OUT HUMOR WHOUT A HOMOPHOBIC TONE (TALLAGA NIGHTS, THE KIDS THE HALL AND THE OFFICE HAVE ACPLISHED THAT) BUT MEET THE SPARTANS DON'T HAVE THAT KD OF SUBTLE TOUCH AND 'S NOT AIMED AT AN DIENCE THAT N SEPARATE THE TWO. MORE GROSS-OUT HUMOR IS EMPLOYED WHEN GUY'S FACE CLOSE TO ANOTHER GUY'S CROTCH ... 'S ALL STUFF SEEN BEFORE OTHER MOVI (BORAT, FOR EXAMPLE), BUT WH ALL THE GAY JOK THERE'S A VERY DIFFERENT TONE TO THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STILL, MEET THE SPARTANS HAD A UPLE REEMG MOMENTS. AT ONE POT, THE MOVIE TURNS TO A PARODY OF THE BUDWEISER'S "REAL MEN OF GENI" ADS, LABELG LEONIDAS "MR. WARMONGERG LATENT HOMOSEXUAL", A MOMENT THAT'S UNQUTNABLY MOCKS THE WAY 300 TRIED SO HARD TO OVERLOOK 'S HOMOEROTIC QUALI. ADDNALLY, WHEN CHRIS CROCKER'S "LEAVE BRNEY ALONE" VIO APPEARS, THE JOKE IS ONE OF MEET THE SPARTANS' SUBTLER MOMENTS. (WE'RE TALKG SUBTLE A RELATIVE SENSE.) IT STARTS AS A TRANSFORMERS PARODY, WHEN XERX TURNS A R TO A ROBOT WH A TV SCREEN ON S CHT. WHEN THE SCREEN STARTS PLAYG CROCKER'S NOTOR VIO, THE SPARTANS ARE ENTHRALLED WH THE TECHNOLOGY (UNLIKE THE SPARTANS TRAILER WHERE THEY LGH AT CROCKER). THE JOKE IS MORE ABOUT THE TRIVIAL WAYS WE E TECHNOLOGY (XERX TALKS UP THE POWER OF HIS ROBOT, WHICH TURNS OUT SIMPLY HAS THE ABILY TO PLAY YOUTUBE CLIPS) THAN A MOCKG OF CROCKER'S EFFEMACY. (EXTRA POTS FOR TURNG THE CHANCE TO MOCK THE MISPLACED PRRI CROCKER DISPLAYS HIS "LEAVE BRNEY ALONE" VIO TO A GREATER GAG ABOUT OUR SOCIETAL PRRI.){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}OH, AND ONE OTHER REEMG FEATURE OF MEET THE SPARTANS: TRAVIS VAN WKLE (ON THE FAR LEFT).{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AS I MENTNED EARLIER, MEET THE SPARTANS IS JT TOO MUCH OF A MS TO FD AS A HOMOPHOBIC FOLLOW-UP OR A CLEVER TWEAK ON 300. SOME OF THE GAGS ARE CLEVER, SOME OF THE GAGS ULD GO EHER WAY, AND SOME GAGS ULD PLAY TO AN DIENCE'S HOMOPHOBIA ... BUT MOST OF THE HUMOR FALLS FLAT AND SPARTANS, OVERALL, LACKS A STRONG ENOUGH VOICE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. WERE ANY AFTERELTON REARS AMONG THOSE WHO MA MEET THE SPARTANS THE #1 BOX OFFICE DRAW THIS WEEKEND? WHAT DID YOU THK?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

Clearly this is clud jt to pull the gay bear dience.

" That's where the "hard" Spartans will get ' you know jt how gay *300 *is. I mean, how different do the Spartans really look om the homo beefke picture on the right there?

The Victor Gay Greek Army That Got Canceled by History

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WERE THE SPARTANS GAY? HOMOSEXUALY SPARTA, ANCIENT GREECE