Turns out, Barbieland isn't as gay as s queer fans had hoped

its not gay if its a threeway

For s season fale, Saturday Night Live brought out two big guns: Jt Timberlake as host and Lady Gaga as mil gut. Here's the episo's soon-to-be famo Digal Short, featurg Timberlake and Sandberg reprisg their "Dick a Box"/"Motherlover" character rol a new song about a ménage à trois wh Gaga lled "3-Way (The Goln Rule)." After all, "It's not gay when 's a three way—wh a honey the middle there's some leeway."

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TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED

The crease the number of visible gay and trans people is sometim treated as a cursy or a e for ncern by crics, but ’s not a surprise. It’s normal. * its not gay if its a threeway *

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KEV MAXEN, JAGUARS ASSOCIATE STRENGTH ACH, OUT AS GAY A FIRST FOR U.S.-BASED PRO LEAGU

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“First of all, I’m gay, ” he said, “and this movie is gog to be gay non. "Alex AvilaAnd Gay Tim, a Brish LGBTQ news se, celebrated Friday, the day of the film’s official release, as “Barbie day“ and lled the world-renowned doll a “queer cultural phenomenon.

PicturIn an terview wh Fandango, actor Kate McKnon, who is openly gay and plays “Weird Barbie” the film, said Barbie is about “imagatn. Many also flagged the teased scene which Barbie, now the real world, exchang a longg look wh Ameri Ferrera’s Gloria character; though, the relatnship between the two turns out to be a tribute to motherhood and the tradnal, nuclear before the film’s release, Robbie all but squashed the mors that some or any of the Barbi and Kens would be gay, tellg the Brish LGBTQ magaze Attu: The dolls don’t “actually have sexual orientatns.

NOT GAY WHEN IT'S IN A THREE WAY!! SNL DIGAL SHORT

There are brief appearanc by Earrg Magic Ken and Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken, both of which Mattel has always nied were tentnally gay-d. ”As far as the queer-d trailers and promotnal clips for the new “Barbie” film, Rand poted to a phenomenon known as “gay wdow advertisg, ” or the practice of advertisers gturg to queer dienc a way that will go over the heads of those who would disapprove.

Gay men?

Every year, Gallup releas a survey of how many Amerins intify as lbian, gay, bisexual or transgenr.

3-WAY (THE GOLN RULE)THE LONELY ISLANDTRACK 14 ON THE WACK ALBUM FEATURGLADY GAGA & JT TIMBERLAKEPRODUCED BYTHE FUTURISTICS, ASA TACNE & 1 MOREANDY SAMBERG AND JT TIMBERLAKE REPRISE THEIR CHARACTERS OM MOTHERLOVER AND DICK IN A BOX FOR THE THIRD STALLMENT. HERE, AFTER FDG OUT THEY HAVE BEEN HTG ON… READ MORE MAY. 21, 20113 VIEWERS156.6K VIEWS46 CONTRIBUTORS3-WAY (THE GOLN RULE) LYRICS[INTRO: ANDY SAMBERG, JT TIMBERLAKE, & BOTH]BACK THAT ASSYEAHYOUR MOM SAYS HI, JX![BRIDGE: ANDY SAMBERG & JT TIMBERLAKE]YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHYEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHYEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHYEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO, NOA-Y-Y-YEAH, A-Y-Y-YEAHA-Y-Y-YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHJAM![VERSE 1: ANDY SAMBERG, JT TIMBERLAKE, & BOTH]SUMMERTIME THE CYAND EVERYBODY'S HAVG SEXYOU KNOW, I JT GOT A PAGE OM A GIRLTHAT I MET LAST WEEK AT THE PAYLS (SHOESOURCE)I ALSO HAVE A CUTIE TO LLWHO LOV THE WAY I KNOCK ON HER BOOTSWELL, 'S TIME TO MACK, LET'S HANDLE THATIN TWO TO SIX HOURS, WE'LL MEET BACK AND REGROUPNOW, LET'S SHOOPROLL UP TO HER CRIB WH SOME BARTL AND JAMHOP OFF THE B WH THE ALIZé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’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

“Three out of 10 women unr the age of 25 nsir themselv to be gay or transgenr. Everyone will be eher gay or trans or nonnformg or whatever the list of 50 or 60 different optns there are.

” The edian Bill Maher said on his show that by 2054, if we follow what he se as the current trajectory, “we will all be gay, ” addg that the rise the number of younger people intifyg as transgenr seemed spic. Bee of the fluence of Schorr put siarly Natnal Review: “To suggt that social suggtibily uld be playg a role the skyrocketg numbers of young girls’ exprsg their sire to bee mal, for example, is not of urse to say that gay and transgenr people would not exist whout the topics’ beg discsed the public square. ”This fear is based on an unrstandg of genr and sexualy as alarmgly agile, easily undone by a gay teacher or a trans TikTok fluencer.

'S NOT GAY IF 'S A THREEWAY

And so are homosexualy, bisexualy and beg ’s been an objective crease the number of visible L.

*BEAR-MAGAZINE.COM* ITS NOT GAY IF ITS A THREEWAY

Kev Maxen, Jaguars associate strength ach, out as gay a first for U.S.-based pro leagu .

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