Turns out, Barbieland isn't as gay as s queer fans had hoped

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• TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED
• KEV MAXEN, JAGUARS ASSOCIATE STRENGTH ACH, OUT AS GAY A FIRST FOR U.S.-BASED PRO LEAGU
• NOT GAY WHEN IT'S IN A THREE WAY!! SNL DIGAL SHORT
• 3-WAY (THE GOLN RULE)THE LONELY ISLANDTRACK 14 ON THE WACK ALBUM FEATURGLADY GAGA & JT TIMBERLAKEPRODUCED BYTHE FUTURISTICS, ASA TACNE & 1 MOREANDY SAMBERG AND JT TIMBERLAKE REPRISE THEIR CHARACTERS OM MOTHERLOVER AND DICK IN A BOX FOR THE THIRD STALLMENT. HERE, AFTER FDG OUT THEY HAVE BEEN HTG ON… READ MORE MAY. 21, 20113 VIEWERS156.6K VIEWS46 CONTRIBUTORS3-WAY (THE GOLN RULE) LYRICS[INTRO: ANDY SAMBERG, JT TIMBERLAKE, & BOTH]BACK THAT ASSYEAHYOUR MOM SAYS HI, JX![BRIDGE: ANDY SAMBERG & JT TIMBERLAKE]YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHYEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHYEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHYEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO, NOA-Y-Y-YEAH, A-Y-Y-YEAHA-Y-Y-YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHJAM![VERSE 1: ANDY SAMBERG, JT TIMBERLAKE, & BOTH]SUMMERTIME THE CYAND EVERYBODY'S HAVG SEXYOU KNOW, I JT GOT A PAGE OM A GIRLTHAT I MET LAST WEEK AT THE PAYLS (SHOESOURCE)I ALSO HAVE A CUTIE TO LLWHO LOV THE WAY I KNOCK ON HER BOOTSWELL, 'S TIME TO MACK, LET'S HANDLE THATIN TWO TO SIX HOURS, WE'LL MEET BACK AND REGROUPNOW, LET'S SHOOPROLL UP TO HER CRIB WH SOME BARTL AND JAMHOP OFF THE B WH THE ALIZéNOW HOLD UP, PLAYA, WHAT YOU DIGGY-DO' HERE?I SHOULD DIGGY-ASK YOU THE SAMETHEN SHE SANGYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[VERSE 2: LADY GAGA, ANDY SAMBERG & JT TIMBERLAKE]HEY, BOYS, I WANT YOU BOTHI HOPE THAT YOU THK THAT'S OL (SAY WORD?)I KNOW MOST GUYS WON'T EAK TOGETHERBUT SHE FOT ABOUT THE GOLN LEAH-AH-AH![CHOS: ANDY SAMBERG & JT TIMBERLAKE]IT'S OKAY WHEN 'S A 3-WAYIT'S NOT GAY WHEN 'S A 3-WAYWH A HONEY THE MIDDLE, THERE'S SOME LEEWAYTHE AREA'S GREY A 1-2-3-WAY[VERSE 3: ANDY SAMBERG, JT TIMBERLAKE, LADY GAGA, ANDY & JT, & (ALL)]NORMALLY, I DON'T GET DOWN WH DUSBUT TONIGHT IS A SPECIAL EXCEPTN (GREAT!)SEE, YOU'RE MY BT IEND THROUGH THICK AND TH(NOW 'S TIME TO MAKE A TRIPLE NNECTN)LIGHTS OFF![VERSE 4: ANDY SAMBERG, JT TIMBERLAKE, LADY GAGA, & ANDY & JT]HERE THE DARK (HERE THE DARK)IT'S HARD TO TELL (SO HARD TO TELL)WHERE HER BODY ENDS (LA LA)AND MY HOMIE'S BEGS (OOH-WEE)THIS LE DAT BACK (THE GOLN LE)TO ANCIENT GREECE (TALKG ABOUT CAAR)WE'RE TWO JACK TRIPPERS AND A CHRISSYTHE NEW THREE'S COMPANY![CHOS: ANDY SAMBERG & JT TIMBERLAKE & LADY GAGA]IT'S OKAY WHEN 'S A 3-WAYIT'S NOT GAY WHEN 'S A 3-WAYWH A HONEY THE MIDDLE THERE'S SOME LEEWAYTHE AREA'S GREY A 1-2-3-WAY[BRIDGE: ANDY SAMBERG, JT TIMBERLAKE, & LADY GAGA]FELLAS, GET READYTO IMPRS A CHICK: HELIPTER DICK, GO!HELIPTER DICK (UH!), HELIPTER DICK (ALRIGHT!)TO IMPRS A CHICK, DO THE HELIPTER DICK (WOW!)[CHOS: ANDY SAMBERG, JT TIMBERLAKE, & LADY GAGA]AND ALL OF THAT WAS OKAY, 'E WAS A 3-WAYIT'S QUE CLEAR WHEN YOU SEE THE STANT REPLAYMAYBE TWO IS ENOUGH, THAT'S WHAT THEY'LL SAYBUT WE'LL SAY "HELL NO," 1-2-3 WAY[OUTRO: ALL & ANDY SAMBERG]YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHTHE GOLN RULE2EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT
• 'S NOT GAY IF 'S A THREEWAY

TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED

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KEV MAXEN, JAGUARS ASSOCIATE STRENGTH ACH, OUT AS GAY A FIRST FOR U.S.-BASED PRO LEAGU

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NOT GAY WHEN IT'S IN A THREE WAY!! SNL DIGAL SHORT

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3-WAY (THE GOLN RULE)THE LONELY ISLANDTRACK 14 ON THE WACK ALBUM FEATURGLADY GAGA & JT TIMBERLAKEPRODUCED BYTHE FUTURISTICS, ASA TACNE & 1 MOREANDY SAMBERG AND JT TIMBERLAKE REPRISE THEIR CHARACTERS OM MOTHERLOVER AND DICK IN A BOX FOR THE THIRD STALLMENT. HERE, AFTER FDG OUT THEY HAVE BEEN HTG ON… READ MORE MAY. 21, 20113 VIEWERS156.6K VIEWS46 CONTRIBUTORS3-WAY (THE GOLN RULE) LYRICS[INTRO: ANDY SAMBERG, JT TIMBERLAKE, & BOTH]BACK THAT ASSYEAHYOUR MOM SAYS HI, JX![BRIDGE: ANDY SAMBERG & JT TIMBERLAKE]YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHYEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHYEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHYEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO, NOA-Y-Y-YEAH, A-Y-Y-YEAHA-Y-Y-YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHJAM![VERSE 1: ANDY SAMBERG, JT TIMBERLAKE, & BOTH]SUMMERTIME THE CYAND EVERYBODY'S HAVG SEXYOU KNOW, I JT GOT A PAGE OM A GIRLTHAT I MET LAST WEEK AT THE PAYLS (SHOESOURCE)I ALSO HAVE A CUTIE TO LLWHO LOV THE WAY I KNOCK ON HER BOOTSWELL, 'S TIME TO MACK, LET'S HANDLE THATIN TWO TO SIX HOURS, WE'LL MEET BACK AND REGROUPNOW, LET'S SHOOPROLL UP TO HER CRIB WH SOME BARTL AND JAMHOP OFF THE B WH THE ALIZé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’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

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'S NOT GAY IF 'S A THREEWAY

More about Sheryl Gay StolbergA versn of this article appears prt on, Sectn A, Page 15 of the New York edn wh the headle: Virologists Deny to Panel That Fci Swayed Report Agast Lab Leak Theory. It's not gay when 's a 3-way. It's not gay.