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Contents:

• THE RISE OF THE CHAOTIC GAY CELEBS
• CHAOTIC GAY HOOKUPS, A LEGENDARY DIRECTOR, AND ANGELA LANSBURY—WHY ISN’T THIS A QUEER CLASSIC?
• HAMLET CHARACTERS RANKED BY HOW GAY THEY ARE
• THE VIRAL ‘EVIL GAY’ MEME IS THE CHAOTIC ENERGY WE NEED FOR 2023
• THOMAS BARROW, INIC CHAOTIC GAY, GETS BLAND BUT HAPPY ENDG ‘DOWNTON ABBEY: A NEW ERA’—HAPPY PRI MONTH
• CHAOTICGAY STORI
• INSI DISNEY’S CHAOTIC “DON’T SAY GAY” BILL RPONSE
• GAYOTIC

THE RISE OF THE CHAOTIC GAY CELEBS

What’s gog on wh the gay celebri now gracg our screens? While there is no shortage of homosexual and transgenr reprentatn Hollywood, nnot be so safely said that queerns self remas prevalent.

CHAOTIC GAY HOOKUPS, A LEGENDARY DIRECTOR, AND ANGELA LANSBURY—WHY ISN’T THIS A QUEER CLASSIC?

What Bergdorf’s firg monstrated was the raw sence of rabow palism: the impossibily for rporatns to ever be alli, as the missn of their opaque progrsivens is merely to homogenize diversy self as means of modifyg anti-modifitn. Actor/wrer Jaboie Young-Whe recently signed on to wre and executive -produce The Gang’s All Queer: The Liv of Gay Gang Members on HBO alongsi Issa Rae after a tremendoly succsful reer, spe havg the blue checkmark removed om his Twter page for impersonatg the FBI and Joe Bin too many tim. Comedian Joel Kim Booster’s risqué stand-up material discsg group sex and evil whe gays probably won’t earn him a brand sponsorship om Co-Cola, but hasn’t hred him om numero televisn wrg gigs addn to his but feature film Fire Island (slated for a 2022 premiere).

What the gay celebs and others like them reprent is a chaotic energy that current mastream media is unable to repackage for mass nsumptn. Most importantly, when we see the celebri beg able to succeed whout waterg down the thenticy of their ludicrons, monstrat the power that queerns holds to be ee of the need to assiate to the nformy of the non-threateng gay trope. When we as nsumers put our money behd chaotic gays by directly fundg their projects and art, we are eeg them om the penncy to sell out to brand sponsorships that would have them dilute the bchero nature of their thentic selv for the sake of appealg to the mass of heteronormative nsumers.

In the same way, the chaotic gay celebs and their unwillgns to tone down for the sake of broang their brand are perhaps the only thg keepg the tens of queerns alive media.

HAMLET CHARACTERS RANKED BY HOW GAY THEY ARE

— JESSE BOLAND is that gay kid class who your English teacher always believed .

Wele back to our queer film retrospective, “A Gay Old Time. Chaotic, Gay, and Myster - Remendatns Please! I'm lookg for chaotic gay scifi/fantasy books that have a mystery element.

THE VIRAL ‘EVIL GAY’ MEME IS THE CHAOTIC ENERGY WE NEED FOR 2023

First off we have our tular character, who I’m rankg as the gayt bee he is legimately one of the gayt characters I have ever seen, not jt this play but possibly ever. His entire personaly is jt the epome of Deprsed Gay Drama Queen.

He is like Peak Gay.

In sence, Horat is the only person the play that Hamlet ever tly tsts, and I thk that’s very gay of him.

THOMAS BARROW, INIC CHAOTIC GAY, GETS BLAND BUT HAPPY ENDG ‘DOWNTON ABBEY: A NEW ERA’—HAPPY PRI MONTH

If you manage to get the two and Hamlet and Horat all the same scene together, then the chaotic gay energy is palpable. Hamlet acc them of beg manipulative and playg him like a pipe (which out of ntext, also sounds gay) but really, all they do throughout most of the play is try to make their iend happy. But, as Hamlet’s foil he shar a lot of the gay drama queen tennci wh Hamlet, albe to a lser extent.

And what’s gayer than mutually assured stctn wh your homoerotic rival? I’m actually somewhat surprised that Horat end up this far down on the list, bee this man is 100% gay.

CHAOTICGAY STORI

He’s the quiet gay. This is a man that is not only obliv to the fact that both his children are gay, but also obliv to the fact that he is also gay.

She marri two men, which isn’t very gay of her.

INSI DISNEY’S CHAOTIC “DON’T SAY GAY” BILL RPONSE

I am the Chaotic Gay.

The viral ‘evil gay’ meme is the chaotic energy we need for 2023 (Getty Imag/Twter). TikTok star Anania Williams kicked off the year by boldly claimg that “behd every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person”. Twter ers quickly rallied to pile their favoure evil gay duos to an inic list of LGBTQ+ characters and their gayer, more evil sikicks.

Behd every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person— anania (@Anania00) January 1, 2023. From Eve and Villanelle Killg Eve, to Billy and Stu Scream, to Taylor Swift and… herself, here are the upl wh the evil gay energy that Twter ers are rootg for the new year.

GAYOTIC

Other suggtns cludg characters om Sherlock, Euphoria and Good Omens – all of which feel both evil and gay. Sadly, several of the pairgs celebrated the mem, while evil, are not actually so gay, as Hoe of the Dragon and Wednday alike have both nfirmed that much-shipped upl Prcs Rhaenyra and Alicent Hightower, and Wednday and Enid Sclair are not together, spe fan speculatn. Netflix was cricised after they threw a “WednGay” party before the lnch of Addams Fay spoff seri Wednday featurg queer performers and drag queens, however, none of the major characters are nfirmed as queer.

The ept origs of The Ltle Mermaid are actually gay, but that don’t mean havg a Black mermaid pursug a heterosexual relatnship is an accurate reprentatn that stroys the story any said, a movie about Anrsen’s own life wh a foc on his queer yearngs — and keepg as chaotic and msy as sounds like actually was — sounds like the next bt move for Hollywood. And then maybe a gay adaptatn of The Ltle Mermaid to go along wh . Downton Abbey: A New Era fally gave gay butler Thomas Barrow (Robert Jam-Collier) a happy endg, and wasn’t even Pri month.