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'S NOT GAY IF YOU'RE UNRWAY
Homosexual acts are acceptable - ed, not gay at all - if performed on a naval vsel away om port." name="Dcriptn" property="og:scriptn * it's not gay if you re underway *
Homosexual acts are acceptable - ed, not gay at all - if performed on a naval vsel away om port.
"I licked the Able Seaman's balls while he me on my face, but 's not gay if you're unrway, am I right? If you have socks on ’s not gay, bee you’re not mted to the act.
IT'S NOT GAY IF YOU'RE UNRWAY ED MEANG
* it's not gay if you re underway *
But if no socks are on then is gay bee you are mted to homie was upset about not gettg head last night so John said fuck I got socks on I’ll suck !
He took up the ass by 6 dus that shs gay! Nah he had socks on so ’s okay bee of the sock the Sock le you have 'socks on' your feet any homosexual actns or statements beg ma holds a stat of beg unniably 'not gay'. This le appli to past, prent, and future events that socks are worn at the time someone challeng if dividual is mtg an act that is gay, the dividual qutn mt quickly claim whether or not they have 'socks on' or not.
When we had 3 Navy vets workg at Vlent Ltle, we cid to make a patch about the first thg we learned at boot mp, "It's not gay if s unrw... * it's not gay if you re underway *
This is done to terme the orientatn(level of gay) of said event.
A third part is allowed to ask if socks where worn if 'socks on' stat is not an actn or event is challenged, and if the dividual partakg the event or actn only has one sock on, the dividual qutn has the right to terme the effectivens of their sock g the chart two socks on is unniably 'not gay'. Havg one sock on or socks that are loted beyond the feet regardls of amount are nsired ambiguo and is the rponsibily of the wearer to terme if was 'gay', 'partially gay', 'half gay', or 'not gay'.