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Contents:

• BIG GAY DORK - THE COVENANT
• DOUCHEBAG LARRY GAYDOS: DORK AFTER DARK.
• GAYWADS, DORKWADS SIGN HISTORIC WAD ACRD
• GAY DORK
• GAY DORK~
• BIG GAY DORK - RID' HARD: HORIZONS

BIG GAY DORK - THE COVENANT

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DOUCHEBAG LARRY GAYDOS: DORK AFTER DARK.

bliptv-20131011-224449-Adamfairland-BIGGAYDORKTheCovenant743. Asswipe Gay-dork, after dark for a reason. But then I heard Monday's "Gaydos After Dark" program, which ns 9pm to Midnight weekdays, and I realized Ankarlo has a rival for...

But then I heard Monday's "Gaydos After Dark" program, which ns 9pm to Midnight weekdays, and I realized Ankarlo has a rival for top asshat the Valley -- buttmunch-host Larry Gaydos. Last night Gaydos sent a stack of pizzas to Immigrants Whout Borrs prez Elias Bermuz, who's currently stagg a hunger-strike wh others of his group near El Portal rtrant as a prott of the Zona's anti-immigrant polici. Gaydos had some flunky liver the pizzas, but the guy didn't get anywhere near Bermuz, and was quickly rted off the premis by secury guards.

Bunghol Gaydos tried to play all this for yucks, but then, Gaydos is on the rad om 9pm to Midnight for a reason, and his so-lled jok fell flatter than Ldsay Lohan's fanny. Massive tool Gaydos said he planned to ntue his lame-ass schtick "terg" the week-long hunger strike. This lls to md a post about Gay-dork I read on this se recently, which read:.

GAYWADS, DORKWADS SIGN HISTORIC WAD ACRD

Incredible, even wh the horrid petn here, the Gaydos show still manag to be the worst show Phoenix... As is apparent om listeng to the dweeb, Gay-dork sperately wants to be Keh Olbermann, or at least the Keh Olbermann of the PHX.

Judgg om Gay-dork's attempts at edy, he has nada. Bermuz's hunger strike is apparently a throwback to the hunger strik of legendary activists like Car Chavez and others, but the cheap cynicism and pathetic humor of dillweeds like Gay-dork mak me wonr if such protts are anachronistic a time where veiled bigotry and sarsm are the orr of the day.

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Here's an ia for Gay-dork, and I'll help: Let me drive you down to the middle of the Hispanic 'hood, drop your lily-whe ass off wh a mic tied to your neck (after dark, natch), and let you make Lato jok as you try to n home. Listeners uld then take bets on how far Gay-dork gets before the kd folks of AZ's Hispanic muny show him the error of his ways. ROCKVILLE, MD—In a historic show of wad solidary, legat reprentg gaywads and dorkwads signed the first-ever Wad Alliance Treaty Monday the feteria of Adlai Stevenson Memorial High School.

Above: As Print Clton looks on, dorkwad and gaywad lears sign the landmark Wad Alliance Week's Most Viral News: Augt 11, 2023OffEnglishThe landmark acrd, whose signg was prid over by Print Clton, is nsired the most signifint step ever taken toward wad unifitn. " Gaywad Jeff Bnner, 14, agreed.

"From this day forward, " he said, "we will no longer see each other as dorkwads and gaywads, but stead, simply as wads, brothers uned our llective stggle agast wad persecutn. The notable exceptn was a brief episo which a Gam magaze belongg to major gaywad Stephen Tempelman, 15, was nfisted by three junr-varsy basketball players.

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After a brief scuffle, durg which the popular athlet engaged Tempelman a spired game of "keep-away, " Natnal Guardsmen were mobilized to seize the magaze and return to s rightful gaywad owner. "It's high time we realized that vic anti-wad attacks such as this one are attacks agast all, gaywads and dorkwads alike.

Above: As Print Clton looks on, dorkwad and gaywad lears sign the landmark Wad Alliance Treaty.

"The untls cel acts perpetrated agast wads, cludg swirli, noogi, tty-twisters, wet willi, purple nurpl and Indian sunburns, as well as the throwg of wad headgear and retaers onto the roof of the school, have been tolerated long enough, " said gaywad lear and chaotic evil magic-er/thief Lenny Berger, 15.

BIG GAY DORK - RID' HARD: HORIZONS

In 1995, a San Diego Doctor Who nventn was dispted when a ntgent of dorkwad atten was attacked by gaywads om a Neil Gaiman ic-book signg across town. And the equent clash between the natn's dorkwad-ntrolled yearbook staffs and s gaywad-n school newspapers are well documented. Addrsg the assembled dorkwads and gaywads, Clton exprsed hope that the Wad Alliance Treaty is merely the start of a larger peace procs that ultimately brgs all wad factns together.

One ge factn, a ant dickwad splter group known as the "dickweeds, " issued a formal statement cryg the treaty as "dork cy" and "totally gay. Unr the terms of the pact, dorkwads and gaywads will prent a uned Aud-Visual Club ont.

search for "gay fantasy" returned almost nothg. That is when I found an amazg rource for people like me lled the Gaylactic Spectm Awards (um, while I was visg my homophobic parents - I had to be reful about erasg the browser history on my mom's kdle so she wouldn't be totally sndalized - I know, I should have stood ont of Fox News blarg on the TV and read out loud om my gay books but I didn't). Some wonrful group of gayballs gets together each year and ci what they thk the bt gay/trans-themed (y, I realize The Gays and The Trans sometim get gmpy about beg lumped to the same tegory, but I'm kd of both and I don't re, movg on) dork book of the year is, they give the award to the thor, and they list on their (needs a new signer, but bls their souls, they're dog their bt wh few rourc, I rpect that) wonrful webse for all to accs.