BIG GAY DORK wants to make you his wiatch. BIG GAY DORK created by Adam Fair. Homosexual themed edy reviews for entertament and tnal purpos....
Contents:
- BIG GAY DORK - THE COVENANT
- DOUCHEBAG LARRY GAYDOS: DORK AFTER DARK.
- GAYWADS, DORKWADS SIGN HISTORIC WAD ACRD
- GAY DORK
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- BIG GAY DORK - RID' HARD: HORIZONS
BIG GAY DORK - THE COVENANT
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BIG GAY DORK wants to make you his "wiatch". BIG GAY DORK created by Adam Fair. Homosexual themed edy reviews for entertament and tnal purpos.
bliptv-20131011-224449-Adamfairland-BIGGAYDORKTheCovenant743. Asswipe Gay-dork, after dark for a reason. But then I heard Monday's "Gaydos After Dark" program, which ns 9pm to Midnight weekdays, and I realized Ankarlo has a rival for...
But then I heard Monday's "Gaydos After Dark" program, which ns 9pm to Midnight weekdays, and I realized Ankarlo has a rival for top asshat the Valley -- buttmunch-host Larry Gaydos. Last night Gaydos sent a stack of pizzas to Immigrants Whout Borrs prez Elias Bermuz, who's currently stagg a hunger-strike wh others of his group near El Portal rtrant as a prott of the Zona's anti-immigrant polici. Gaydos had some flunky liver the pizzas, but the guy didn't get anywhere near Bermuz, and was quickly rted off the premis by secury guards.
DOUCHEBAG LARRY GAYDOS: DORK AFTER DARK.
Asswipe Gay-dork, after dark for a reason. Until last night, I was sure KTAR's Bill O'Reilly-wannabe Darrell Ankarlo was the biggt butthole on the lol airwav. But then I heard Monday's "Gaydos After Dark" program, which ns 9pm to Midnight weekdays, and I realized Ankarlo has a rival for... * gay dork *
Bunghol Gaydos tried to play all this for yucks, but then, Gaydos is on the rad om 9pm to Midnight for a reason, and his so-lled jok fell flatter than Ldsay Lohan's fanny. Massive tool Gaydos said he planned to ntue his lame-ass schtick "terg" the week-long hunger strike.
This lls to md a post about Gay-dork I read on this se recently, which read:. Incredible, even wh the horrid petn here, the Gaydos show still manag to be the worst show Phoenix... As is apparent om listeng to the dweeb, Gay-dork sperately wants to be Keh Olbermann, or at least the Keh Olbermann of the PHX.
GAYWADS, DORKWADS SIGN HISTORIC WAD ACRD
ROCKVILLE, MD—In a historic show of wad solidary, legat reprentg gaywads and dorkwads signed the first-ever Wad Alliance Treaty Monday the feteria of Adlai Stevenson Memorial High School. * gay dork *
Judgg om Gay-dork's attempts at edy, he has nada. Bermuz's hunger strike is apparently a throwback to the hunger strik of legendary activists like Car Chavez and others, but the cheap cynicism and pathetic humor of dillweeds like Gay-dork mak me wonr if such protts are anachronistic a time where veiled bigotry and sarsm are the orr of the day. Here's an ia for Gay-dork, and I'll help: Let me drive you down to the middle of the Hispanic 'hood, drop your lily-whe ass off wh a mic tied to your neck (after dark, natch), and let you make Lato jok as you try to n home.
Listeners uld then take bets on how far Gay-dork gets before the kd folks of AZ's Hispanic muny show him the error of his ways.
GAY DORK
Meet and Chat wh other Gay and Bisexual Mal. * gay dork *
ROCKVILLE, MD—In a historic show of wad solidary, legat reprentg gaywads and dorkwads signed the first-ever Wad Alliance Treaty Monday the feteria of Adlai Stevenson Memorial High School. Above: As Print Clton looks on, dorkwad and gaywad lears sign the landmark Wad Alliance Week's Most Viral News: Augt 11, 2023OffEnglishThe landmark acrd, whose signg was prid over by Print Clton, is nsired the most signifint step ever taken toward wad unifitn. " Gaywad Jeff Bnner, 14, agreed.
"From this day forward, " he said, "we will no longer see each other as dorkwads and gaywads, but stead, simply as wads, brothers uned our llective stggle agast wad persecutn.
The notable exceptn was a brief episo which a Gam magaze belongg to major gaywad Stephen Tempelman, 15, was nfisted by three junr-varsy basketball players. After a brief scuffle, durg which the popular athlet engaged Tempelman a spired game of "keep-away, " Natnal Guardsmen were mobilized to seize the magaze and return to s rightful gaywad owner.
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"It's high time we realized that vic anti-wad attacks such as this one are attacks agast all, gaywads and dorkwads alike. Above: As Print Clton looks on, dorkwad and gaywad lears sign the landmark Wad Alliance Treaty.
"The untls cel acts perpetrated agast wads, cludg swirli, noogi, tty-twisters, wet willi, purple nurpl and Indian sunburns, as well as the throwg of wad headgear and retaers onto the roof of the school, have been tolerated long enough, " said gaywad lear and chaotic evil magic-er/thief Lenny Berger, 15. In 1995, a San Diego Doctor Who nventn was dispted when a ntgent of dorkwad atten was attacked by gaywads om a Neil Gaiman ic-book signg across town. And the equent clash between the natn's dorkwad-ntrolled yearbook staffs and s gaywad-n school newspapers are well documented.
Addrsg the assembled dorkwads and gaywads, Clton exprsed hope that the Wad Alliance Treaty is merely the start of a larger peace procs that ultimately brgs all wad factns together. One ge factn, a ant dickwad splter group known as the "dickweeds, " issued a formal statement cryg the treaty as "dork cy" and "totally gay.
BIG GAY DORK - RID' HARD: HORIZONS
Unr the terms of the pact, dorkwads and gaywads will prent a uned Aud-Visual Club ont. search for "gay fantasy" returned almost nothg.
That is when I found an amazg rource for people like me lled the Gaylactic Spectm Awards (um, while I was visg my homophobic parents - I had to be reful about erasg the browser history on my mom's kdle so she wouldn't be totally sndalized - I know, I should have stood ont of Fox News blarg on the TV and read out loud om my gay books but I didn't).
Some wonrful group of gayballs gets together each year and ci what they thk the bt gay/trans-themed (y, I realize The Gays and The Trans sometim get gmpy about beg lumped to the same tegory, but I'm kd of both and I don't re, movg on) dork book of the year is, they give the award to the thor, and they list on their (needs a new signer, but bls their souls, they're dog their bt wh few rourc, I rpect that) wonrful webse for all to accs. Wicked Gentlemen by Gn Hale, 2008's Gaylactic Spectm Bt Novel.