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MY FEMALE FRIEND THKS HAVG SEX WH ME WILL SOLVE ALL HER SEXUAL PROBLEMS. UM, I’M GAY.
Um, I’m Gay. There’s jt one problem: I’m gay.
There are certa thgs you’re unr no obligatn to help a iend wh, no matter how close you are: You don’t have to help them move, you don’t have to drive them to or om the airport, and you don’t have to put your gay penis to a straight vaga. Of urse not, you’re gay! She should fd another fuck buddy or vt a good vibrator or lerally any other optn than enlistg her iend who’s a gay du to do non-gay-du work.
In a sea of nned cktails, Gay Water wants to stand out. In other words, where Bud Light has buckled unr prsure as bigotry grows agast the LGBTQ+ muny, Gay Water’s creator Spencer Hodson wants his new boozy brand to be the anthis of that.