It's a Dog's Life — and This is Why Gay Men Need a Pooch, Too

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• DOGS AND GAY MEN: A MATCH MA HEAVEN
• IT’S A DOG’S LIFE — AND THIS IS WHY GAY MEN NEED A POOCH, TOO

DOGS AND GAY MEN: A MATCH MA HEAVEN

So are gay dog lovers somehow different om straight on?

IT’S A DOG’S LIFE — AND THIS IS WHY GAY MEN NEED A POOCH, TOO

A Gay Man’s Gui to Dogs (Bow Tie Prs). “Dogs wele any chance to be outdoors wh a group of half-drsed homosexuals, whether ’s for a gay pri para, a Lady Gaga ncert, or a Log Cab nventn the Ozarks, ” says the charmg thor, who unts Joan Rivers and Carson Krsley among his book’s many fans. As turns out, there are a few key factors makg dogs grateful for Gay Pri Month, DePris explas.

“Here are three reasons a dog prefers to be ‘owned’ by [gay people] stead of hets: 1) The gay ‘fay’ dog ually don’t have to play send oboe to two-legged children. Gay men are sentially jt as greedy, though we will share our toys wh men if they buy a meal first.

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