Contents:
- DOGS AND GAY MEN: A MATCH MA HEAVEN
- GAYLE KABAKER
- THE GAY DOG A STORY
- A GAY UPLE RAN A RAL RTRANT PEACE. THEN NEW NEIGHBORS ARRIVED.
DOGS AND GAY MEN: A MATCH MA HEAVEN
Am I gay? So are gay dog lovers somehow different om straight on?
A Gay Man’s Gui to Dogs (Bow Tie Prs).
“Dogs wele any chance to be outdoors wh a group of half-drsed homosexuals, whether ’s for a gay pri para, a Lady Gaga ncert, or a Log Cab nventn the Ozarks, ” says the charmg thor, who unts Joan Rivers and Carson Krsley among his book’s many fans. As turns out, there are a few key factors makg dogs grateful for Gay Pri Month, DePris explas.
GAYLE KABAKER
“Here are three reasons a dog prefers to be ‘owned’ by [gay people] stead of hets: 1) The gay ‘fay’ dog ually don’t have to play send oboe to two-legged children.
Gay men are sentially jt as greedy, though we will share our toys wh men if they buy a meal first. 3) Dogs love to be the spoiled ‘kids’ of a gay uple — two and all the bbl and nylon bon that money n buy.
THE GAY DOG A STORY
” What’s the, ahem, biggt difference between gay dog lovers and straight on?
A GAY UPLE RAN A RAL RTRANT PEACE. THEN NEW NEIGHBORS ARRIVED.
“There are wonrful gay and straight dog owners out there, and there are horrible gay and straight dog owners out there, too.
When a sensible, rponsible gay man — if such a creature exists — ms to a dog, the dog be his fay, his kid, and a tly important part of his world.
” When breers, rcuers, or shelter-dog adoptn unselors see a potential dog owner/adopter who is gay, they tend to jump for joy, figurg that dog will enjoy a great, pampered life.