When his "ultimate plan" to embarrass Butters backfir, Cartman stggl to keep his classmat om seeg a promisg photograph. Meanwhile, Butters is sent to a special mp where they "Pray the Gay Away."
Contents:
- JAGUARS ASSOCIATE STRENGTH ACH OUT AS GAY A FIRST FOR US-BASED PRO LEAGU
- SOUTH PARK IS GAY
- KANYE WT RPONDS -- HUMBLY! -- TO 'SOUTH PARK' 'FISH STICKS' SLAM'I'M NOT A DOUCHE,' WT SISTS NTRE BLOG {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.25 "GRAVY",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NONE;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#FFFFFF;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.25 "GRAVY",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NONE;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#FFFFFF;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}CELEBRIBY JAM MONTGOMERYAPRIL 9, 2009/3:47 {HEIGHT:HER;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;POSN:RELATIVE;-WEBK-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-MS-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-WEBK-ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-ALIGN:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-ALIGN:CENTER;ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-WEBK-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;-MS-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;} IMG{HEIGHT:100%;WIDTH:100%;OBJECT-F:VER;}{HEIGHT:574PX;WIDTH:1020PX;}BY JAM MONTGOMERYAPRIL 9, 2009 / 3:47 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"KANYE WT RPONDS -- HUMBLY! -- TO 'SOUTH PARK' 'FISH STICKS' SLAM","THUMBNAILURL":","DATEPUBLISHED":"2009-04-09T19:47:05.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2009-04-09T19:47:05.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"MTV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"MTV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1280,"HEIGHT":720}},"CREATOR":"JAM MONTGOMERY","ARTICLESECTN":"CELEBRI"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT APPEARS THAT BEG PICTED AS A GAY FISH MIGHT ACTUALLY TURN OUT TO BE A GOOD THG FOR [ARTIST ID="330"]KANYE WT[/ARTIST].{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FOR THOSE WHO MISSED , WT WAS POSIVELY SLAMMED ON WEDNDAY NIGHT'S EPISO OF "SOUTH PARK" -- WHICH CENTERED AROUND A BALDFACEDLY JUVENILE JOKE ABOUT THE TERM "FISH STICKS" -- G ACROSS AS AN EGOTISTIL JERK WHO IS MASKG EP-CED SIR TO LIVE LIFE AS, UH, A "GAY FISH."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE END OF THE EPISO, AFTER NYG HIS LATENT FEELGS, WT -- DRSED A GREEN VT AND SK-TIGHT FISH-SLE PANTS -- FALLY REALIZ THAT HE N'T KEEP HIS NER FISH CLOSETED ANYMORE, TELLS HIS CREW "IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STOP NNG. A GAY FISH JT NT LIVE THE OUTSI WORLD FOREVER," THEN LEAPS OFF A PIER AND LNCH TO AN AUTO-TUNED SONG WHILE HUMPG VAR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOW, WE'RE FAIRLY CERTA THAT THE KANYE OF OLD WOULD'VE FLOWN TO A F OF RAGE OVER HIS PORTRAYAL ON THE SHOW. BUT, ON THURSDAY (APRIL 9), WT TOOK A DIFFERENT TACT, POSTG A LK TO THE SHOW HIS BLOG, AND WRG ( ALL CAPS, OF URSE) THAT HE WASN'T UPSET, BEE HE ED THE EPISO AS MOTIVATN TO DISPLAY SOME NEW LIFE SKILLS. IT WOULD SEEM THAT KANYE HAS TURNED OVER A NEW ... ER, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}" 'SOUTH PARK' MURRED ME LAST NIGHT, AND 'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELGS, BUT WHAT N YOU EXPECT OM 'SOUTH PARK?'" HE WROTE. "I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKG ON MY EGO. ... HAVG THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POT MY LIFE AND REER. I ED TO E TO BUILD UP MY TEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MIC, THE BT RPONSE IS 'THANK YOU' STEAD OF 'I TOLD YOU SO!'{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"I JT WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON, WHICH STARTS WH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLG PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THK I AM. I NEED TO JT GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JT MAKE DOPE PRODUCT," THE POST NTUED. "AS LONG AS I ACT LIKE A B---H, THIS TYPE OF SH-- WILL HAPPEN TO ME. ... I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE. I'M SURE THE WRERS AT 'SOUTH PARK' ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKG THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}PERHAPS SOMEONE SHOULD'VE LLED HIM A "GAY FISH" {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
JAGUARS ASSOCIATE STRENGTH ACH OUT AS GAY A FIRST FOR US-BASED PRO LEAGU
Darryl leads the prent day workers on a march to turn everyone gay. * gay southpark *
04/28/200402:46Unemployed Men Havg Sex Wh Each OtherSouth ParkS8 E7Stan propos that stead of tryg to turn everyone gay to stroy the future of mankd, maybe everyone n jt try to build a better future.
04/28/200401:33Gay For AmeriSouth ParkS8 E7The prent day workers figure if they n get everyone the prent to turn gay, nobody will have any children, and then the future will never happen. Origatg 1960s Japan, where was known as “yaoi, ” BL typilly picts two men a homoerotic relatnship. Some LGBTQ activists have acced BL stori of fetishizg and appropriatg gay culture.
Wily regnized as South Korea’s first openly gay K-pop artist, the sger and actor Go Tae-seob, who the stage name Holland, starred a BL drama last year and believ that the growg visibily of BL books, TV seri and movi is a posive step. Bdette, who also intifi as gay and is a longstandg BL fan, said the genre will shake up nservative views on genr and sexualy South Korea.
SOUTH PARK IS GAY
When Stan disvers his new dog Sparky is gay, he be so nfed he los his will to play the big Homeg Football game agast North Park. * gay southpark *
“Whether you are a heterosexual woman tryg to ject your sexual tonomy to the world, or you are a gay man who wants to see posive reprentatns of male-male romance, BL n be ed, ” he said.
KANYE WT RPONDS -- HUMBLY! -- TO 'SOUTH PARK' 'FISH STICKS' SLAM'I'M NOT A DOUCHE,' WT SISTS NTRE BLOG {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.25 "GRAVY",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NONE;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#FFFFFF;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.25 "GRAVY",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NONE;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#FFFFFF;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}CELEBRIBY JAM MONTGOMERYAPRIL 9, 2009/3:47 {HEIGHT:HER;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;POSN:RELATIVE;-WEBK-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-MS-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-WEBK-ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-ALIGN:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-ALIGN:CENTER;ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-WEBK-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;-MS-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;} IMG{HEIGHT:100%;WIDTH:100%;OBJECT-F:VER;}{HEIGHT:574PX;WIDTH:1020PX;}BY JAM MONTGOMERYAPRIL 9, 2009 / 3:47 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"KANYE WT RPONDS -- HUMBLY! -- TO 'SOUTH PARK' 'FISH STICKS' SLAM","THUMBNAILURL":","DATEPUBLISHED":"2009-04-09T19:47:05.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2009-04-09T19:47:05.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"MTV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"MTV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1280,"HEIGHT":720}},"CREATOR":"JAM MONTGOMERY","ARTICLESECTN":"CELEBRI"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT APPEARS THAT BEG PICTED AS A GAY FISH MIGHT ACTUALLY TURN OUT TO BE A GOOD THG FOR [ARTIST ID="330"]KANYE WT[/ARTIST].{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FOR THOSE WHO MISSED , WT WAS POSIVELY SLAMMED ON WEDNDAY NIGHT'S EPISO OF "SOUTH PARK" -- WHICH CENTERED AROUND A BALDFACEDLY JUVENILE JOKE ABOUT THE TERM "FISH STICKS" -- G ACROSS AS AN EGOTISTIL JERK WHO IS MASKG EP-CED SIR TO LIVE LIFE AS, UH, A "GAY FISH."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE END OF THE EPISO, AFTER NYG HIS LATENT FEELGS, WT -- DRSED A GREEN VT AND SK-TIGHT FISH-SLE PANTS -- FALLY REALIZ THAT HE N'T KEEP HIS NER FISH CLOSETED ANYMORE, TELLS HIS CREW "IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STOP NNG. A GAY FISH JT NT LIVE THE OUTSI WORLD FOREVER," THEN LEAPS OFF A PIER AND LNCH TO AN AUTO-TUNED SONG WHILE HUMPG VAR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOW, WE'RE FAIRLY CERTA THAT THE KANYE OF OLD WOULD'VE FLOWN TO A F OF RAGE OVER HIS PORTRAYAL ON THE SHOW. BUT, ON THURSDAY (APRIL 9), WT TOOK A DIFFERENT TACT, POSTG A LK TO THE SHOW HIS BLOG, AND WRG ( ALL CAPS, OF URSE) THAT HE WASN'T UPSET, BEE HE ED THE EPISO AS MOTIVATN TO DISPLAY SOME NEW LIFE SKILLS. IT WOULD SEEM THAT KANYE HAS TURNED OVER A NEW ... ER, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}" 'SOUTH PARK' MURRED ME LAST NIGHT, AND 'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELGS, BUT WHAT N YOU EXPECT OM 'SOUTH PARK?'" HE WROTE. "I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKG ON MY EGO. ... HAVG THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POT MY LIFE AND REER. I ED TO E TO BUILD UP MY TEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MIC, THE BT RPONSE IS 'THANK YOU' STEAD OF 'I TOLD YOU SO!'{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"I JT WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON, WHICH STARTS WH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLG PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THK I AM. I NEED TO JT GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JT MAKE DOPE PRODUCT," THE POST NTUED. "AS LONG AS I ACT LIKE A B---H, THIS TYPE OF SH-- WILL HAPPEN TO ME. ... I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE. I'M SURE THE WRERS AT 'SOUTH PARK' ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKG THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}PERHAPS SOMEONE SHOULD'VE LLED HIM A "GAY FISH" {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
Kev Maxen, an associate strength ach wh the Jacksonville Jaguars, has bee the first male ach a major U.S.-based profsnal league to e out as gay. * gay southpark *
04/30/2003Full Ep21:59S7 • E8South ParkSouth Park Is GayThe town of South Park celebrat the new, hip metro-sexual craze. 08/27/1997Full Ep22:00S1 • E4South ParkBig Gay Al's Gay Boat RiWhen Stan disvers his new dog Sparky is gay, he be so nfed he los his will to play the big Homeg Football game agast North Park. He was always gay.
He was also agast Craig beg gay. Tweek is obvly gay so I won't bother elaboratg on him. Later on the episo, Craig tells Tweek that he has to be himself and that Tweek should go be gay wh someone else.
In ncln, Craig was always gay.
The boys pete wh Craig over who's the gayt. * gay southpark *
Michael Sam beme the first openly gay player to be drafted when the then-St.
All the straight men are actg gayer than him. But their plan is thwarted when they learn that the Queer Eye guys aren't really gay... Stunned, the work's print vows to end the gay fad and, s place, revive the Lat fad.
Stan unsuccsfully tri to un-gay Sparky. * gay southpark *
"Du, I n't wa for Wendy to see how gay I look!
After the premiere of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, men everywhere got " touch wh their feme si" and embraced gay culture. * gay southpark *
"When the chicks at school see how gay we are, they're gonna be all over !
Alone and lost, Butters termedly mak his way through porn theatr and gay bathho an effort to get his dad back home time to eat at Bennigan's for his parents' anniversary. * gay southpark *
The story sprang om a discsn among the wrers about how far thgs had e sce "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ri" was broadst.
Kanye Wt rpond humbly to beg slammed the "Fish Sticks" episo of "South Park" Wednday night, which picted him as a gay fish. * gay southpark *
At the time, Big Gay Al was shockg and groundbreakg. But by 2003, gay culture was entirely mastream.
The Metrosexual Pri Para is an obv nod to the Gay Pri Para.