Where's the gay-marriage storm we were promised?

Contents:

• WHERE'S THE GAY-MARRIAGE STORM WE WERE PROMISED?
• GAY MARRIAGE CS STORMS
• 'GATHERG STORM' SPOOFS: WHICH CELEBRY GAY-MARRIAGE PARODY RAS MORE LGHS?
• ANTI-GAY MARRIAGE GROUP WARNS OF "G STORM"
• HOW TO COPE WHEN YOUR SPOE COM OUT AS GAY

WHERE'S THE GAY-MARRIAGE STORM WE WERE PROMISED?

" This was the wily mocked anti-gay marriage mercial for the Natnal Organizatn for Marriage put out 2009. "That "rabow aln" has been hard at work tryg to nvce Amerins that gay marriage is a threat.

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When do all our kids turn gay? It was supposed to happen when gays won the right to marry.

GAY MARRIAGE CS STORMS

Silence., I gus this whole gay marriage trepidatn was jt a sleight of hand trick. "They're gog to turn your kids gay unls we regulate bs!

'GATHERG STORM' SPOOFS: WHICH CELEBRY GAY-MARRIAGE PARODY RAS MORE LGHS?

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Now that we're here and none of the thgs predicted have e to un, maybe 's time to start talkg about gay divorce for them. Gay marriage hasn't hurt any marriag except for theirs.

ANTI-GAY MARRIAGE GROUP WARNS OF "G STORM"

Much to the chagr of the Natnal Organizatn for Marriage, seems that a storm of support for gay marriage has h New England.

HOW TO COPE WHEN YOUR SPOE COM OUT AS GAY

Damon and supported by 60 legislative -sponsors, the bill would make Mae the fourth New England state to legalize gay marriage along wh Connecticut, Massachetts and Vermont. Who will ci the fate of the gay marriage bill is still untermed; the Legislature has the optn of sendg the issue to voters or they uld simply approve , at which pot opponents uld iate a "people's veto.

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