Jon Stewart on Gay Marriage Bashers: “I Am So Tired of This” – The Hollywood Reporter

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• JON STEWART ON GAY MARRIAGE BASHERS: “I AM SO TIRED OF THIS”
• JON STEWART ON GAY MARRIAGE BASHERS: "I AM SO TIRED OF THIS"
• JON STEWART ON SUPREME COURT’S ANTI-GAY MARRIAGE ARGUMENTS: ‘YOU GOT NOTH”
• A LOOK BACK AT JON STEWART'S GREATT GAY {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}MOVIBY CHRISTIE KEHOCTOBER 26, 2007/12:51 PMBY CHRISTIE KEHOCTOBER 26, 2007 / 12:51 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"A LOOK BACK AT JON STEWART'S GREATT GAY MOMENTS","DATEPUBLISHED":"2007-10-26T16:51:29.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2007-10-26T16:51:29.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"CHRISTIE KEH","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"MOVI"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THERE’S A WHOLE LOTTA GAY GOG ON THE BRAND-SPANKG-NEW ARCHIVE OF THE DAILY SHOW VIO CLIPS LNCHED LAST WEEK BY COMEDY CENTRAL. EVER SCE 1999, WHEN A RELATIVELY UNKNOWN POLIL HUMORIST NAMED JON STEWART TOOK OVER AS ANCHOR AND MA “FAKE NEWS” A HOEHOLD WORD, THE ANTI-GAY ELEMENTS OF SOCIETY HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE MA TARGETS OF HIS CREASGLY IMPASSNED, BRILLIANTLY FUNNY FAKE LET’S CHECK OUT THE BT OF THE BT BY LOOKG AT THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE LAST EIGHT YEARS, STOPPG ALONG THE WAY TO NOTE A TIME OR TWO THE DAILY SHOW REALLY BLEW (AND NOT A GOOD WAY).{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT DO BEAR MENTNG THAT THERE ARE PLENTY OF QUEER ICS DOG PRO-GAY POLIL HUMOR. AND STEWART ISN’T EVEN THE ONLY STRAIGHT IC WHO SUPPORTS GAY RIGHTS. KATHY GRIFF, ROSEANNE BARR, AND MANY OTHERS HAVE CHAMPNED OUR ISSU AND EARNED LARGE QUEER FOLLOWGS. STEWART ISN’T EVEN THE ONLY STRAIGHT MALE POLIL IC WH HIS OWN TV SHOW WHO SUPPORTS LBGT EQUALY; SO DO, FOR EXAMPLE, BILL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHAT SETS STEWART APART, ASI OM HIS TREMENDO MASTREAM POPULARY, IS THAT HIS HUMOR NVEYS A EPLY-ROOTED SENSE OF PERSONAL OUTRAGE AT ANTI-GAY POLICI, LAWS, AND ATTUS. HE DON’T, LIKE MAHER, SUPPORT GAY CIVIL RIGHTS AS PART OF AN OVERALL LIBERTARIAN OR PROGRSIVE POLIL IOLOGY, BUT BEE, AS HE TOLD NSERVATIVE PUND BILL BENT WHAT MAY BE THE GREATT TERVIEW OF STEWART’S REER, GAY EQUALY IS PART OF “THE NATURAL PROGRSN OF THE HUMAN NDN” BEE “EVERY GAY PERSON [IS] SOMEONE’S SON OR DGHTER.” AND STEWART’S MD, APPARENTLY, YOU JT DON’T TREAT YOUR KIDS LIKE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT ALSO HAS TO BE SAID, NO MATTER HOW MUCH HURTS, THAT STEWART ISN’T PERFECT. OH, HIS SENSE OF HUMOR RARELY MISS, AND HIS HAIR ACTUALLY REALLY MAY BE PERFECT. BUT WHEN TO GAY POLIL HUMOR, SOMETIM THE DAILY SHOW GETS WRONG – HELLO, STEPHEN COLBERT GAY-BAG THE VENTOR OF “GAYDAR,” A LTLE ELECTRONIC VICE THAT WILL VIBRATE WHENEVER ANYONE ELSE CLOSE PROXIMY HAS THE SAME {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S ALSO TE THAT THE DAILY SHOW AND S SP-OFF, THE COLBERT REPORT, HAVEN’T BEEN MAKG A LOT OF IENDS THE MYSPACE GENERATN OR THE BLOGOSPHERE LATELY. THAT’S BEE THOSE BUZZ-KILLERS AT COMEDY CENTRAL HAVE BEEN RAMPAGG AROUND YOUTUBE AND OTHER VIO-SHARG S FOR MONTHS NOW, GETTG THOSE SHOWS’ CLIPS YANKED AS FAST AS THEY WENT UP. THE REASON IS NOW CLEAR: THEY’VE BEEN BUILDG THEIR OWN LTLE DAILY SHOW VIO UNIVERSE, WHERE EVERY SGLE CLIP OF EVERY SEGMENT OF THE SHOW SCE THE DAY STEWART JOED S ST 1999 N BE VIEWED AND EMBEDD. THE COLBERT REPORT WILL BE GETTG THE SAME TREATMENT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE DAILY SHOW SE LNCHED MID-OCTOBER WH THE BUTT-VERG WORD “BETA” SCRAWLED UNR THE LOGO, PROBABLY TO ACUNT FOR THE FACT THAT A LOT OF TIM, THE VIOS JT WON’T PLAY. STILL, THOSE SEEKG THE GAY N LOSE MANY, MANY HOURS THE DAILY SHOW VLTS, RELIVG PAST MOMENTS OF QUEER GLORY AND DISVERG MANY OTHERS PREVLY UNKNOWN. AFTER ALL, NO FAN, HOWEVER OBSSED, N EVER REALLY HAVE SEEN EVERY SGLE EPISO – UNTIL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}PURE GOLD: THE BT OF THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JUNE 5, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BILL BENT ON GAY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS IS THE ONE WHERE STEWART BROKE ALL THE L. THE GUY RENOWNED FOR BEG A SOFTBALL TERVIEWER, WHO BOND WH RICK SANTOM OVER ICE CREAM, WHO ULDN’T EVEN BRG HIMSELF TO PUT LYNN CHENEY ON THE N, THREW RIGHT WG VALU GU BILL BENT TO THE SHARKS, AND LGHED AT THE BLOOD ON THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STEWART CHALLENGED BENT BY ASKG, ISN’T VICE PRINT CHENEY THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A SOCIALLY NSERVATIVE POLIL NDIDATE? OR HIS EXACT WORDS: “DICK CHENEY: CONSERVATIVE. DRANIAN. DRKS THE BLOOD OF PUPPI.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BENT RELUCTANTLY NCED THAT TO BE THE SE, KNOWG WHAT WAS G. AND YET, STEWART PRSED, HE DON’T OPPOSE SAME SEX MARRIAGE. WHY IS THAT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BENT SAID WAS BEE CHENEY’S DGHTER IS A LBIAN, AS IF THAT MA CHENEY’S VIEWS ON THE ISSUE LS, RATHER THAN MORE, RMED AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“ISN’T EVERY GAY PERSON SOMEONE’S SON OR DGHTER?” PRODD {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BENT AGREED, BUT DIDN’T SEEM TO THK THAT WAS THE POT. AFTER FUMBLG FOR A WHILE WH SOME KD OF RAMBLG VALU DISURSE, BENT STOPPED. “THIS BATE IS OVER, JON.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“YEAH. YOU LOST.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SAID BENT, “ABSOLUTELY. GAY MARRIAGE IS G…BEE THE URTS HAVE DONE …”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STEWART CUT HIM OFF, ANGRY. “NO! THE URTS HAVEN’T ‘DONE .’ THEY ARE ONLY RE-AFFIRMG THE NATURAL PROGRSN OF THE HUMAN NDN. I DON’T UNRSTAND WHY THERE’S ALWAYS A FIGHT. THEY WILL ALWAYS LOSE. THEY WILL NTUE TO LOSE. SO WHY BOTHER?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BENT, UALLY A PRETTY ARTICULATE GUY, BLATHERED ABOUT SNDAVIA AND THE NETHERLANDS FOR A WHILE, THEN POTED OUT THAT GAY MARRIAGE MAK PEOPLE (PRUMABLY STRAIGHT PEOPLE) TAKE MARRIAGE LS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STEWART ALL BUT SNORTED. “DIVORCE IS NOT ED BEE 50 PERCENT OF MARRIAG END GAYNS.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MAY 25, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STEWART OPENS THIS SEGMENT LOOKG RIGHT TO THE MERA AND TONG: “STRAIGHTS. HETEROS. 90 PERCENTERS. BREERS. EXACTLY THE KD OF PEOPLE WHO DON’T BELONG THE PERDIC SECTN WE LL GAYWATCH.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE GIV A BRIEF REPORT ON GAY MARRIAGE SPA, THEN SWCH NTENTS. “WE NOW GO TO TEXAS. THIS ISN’T GOG TO BE GOOD.” AND WASN’T. BUT THE BETIFUL THG WAS NOT THAT STEWART WAS FUNNY (ALTHOUGH HE WAS). IT WAS THAT HE WAS ANGRY. HIS VOICE SHOOK. HE ACTUALLY BROKE OUT OF HIS FAKE NEWSSTER PERSONA WHILE QUOTG SOME LONE STAR POLICIAN ABOUT RECENT LEGISLATN BANNG GAY PEOPLE OM ADOPTG FOSTER CHILDREN TEXAS, AND SAID, “YOU KNOW WHAT'S TERTG? I'M NOT [BLEEPG] MAKG THIS UP.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE THEN PRENTED A CLIP OF CNN'S KIRA PHILLIPS TERVIEWG AN UNINTIFIED ANTI-GAY SPOKPERSON ABOUT GAY ADOPTN. THIS GUT NTEND THAT A SCIENTIFIC REARCH STUDY ILLOIS HAD “PROVEN” THAT CHILDREN RAISED BY GAY UPL WERE ELEVEN TIM MORE LIKELY TO BE SEXUALLY ABED THAN CHILDREN RAISED BY HETEROSEXUAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}RANDALL ELLIS OF THE LBIAN/GAY RIGHTS LOBBY OF TEXAS WAS VED TO RPOND, WHICH HE DID, POTG OUT THAT NO REPUTABLE REARCH BACKED UP THIS CLAIM. CUT AWAY TO STEWART, WHO NCURRED, REFERRG TO THE "STUDY'S" THOR AS A "KNUCKLEHEAD" AND MENTNG THE "REARCH" WAS PRISED OF AN INTER SEARCH AND HAD BEEN DISCREDED. SURELY, HE ASKED THE MERA EARNTLY, PHILLIPS WOULD SET HER DIENCE STRAIGHT ON THE FACTS?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"IT'S AN TERTG BATE, A GOOD BATE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH," NCLUD PHILLIPS. HER -ANCHOR CAROL L SEEMED A B UNFORTABLE, BUT JT SAID A MOCK-REPROVG TONE THAT SHE HAD A FEW THGS TO SAY ABOUT THE BATE THAT SHE'D GET TO DURG THE MERCIAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK TO THE DAILY SHOW STUD, WHERE STEWART LOOKED RIGHT TO THE MERA AND, WELL... SCREAMED, "WHY DON'T YOU LL THEM ON THEIR BULL[BLEEP] ON THE AIR? YOU'RE AN ANCHOR FOR [BLEEP’S] SAKE!"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOV 9, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE BANANA EPISO WH STEPHEN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ONE OF THE BT DAILY SHOW CLIPS OF ALL TIME, AND NOT REALLY FOR S POLIL OR SOCIAL MENTARY, BUT FOR S HUMOR – BOTH TENTNAL AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S OSTENSIBLY A REPORT ON MORS THAT BRA’S PRCE CHARL HAD A GAY ENUNTER HIS PAST, BUT STEPHEN COLBERT, REPORTG OM “LONDON,” SAYS HE N’T DISCS DUE TO THE UK’S STRICT LIBEL LAWS. IT’S THE TYPE OF A STORY, HE SAYS, “A REPORTER WAS HIS ENTIRE REER NOT TO BE ABLE TO REPORT ON.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THEN HE EATS A BANANA, EARNG THE CLIP S UNOFFICIAL NICKNAME OF “THE BANANA EPISO.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE AND STEWART MONSTRATE THE RAPPORT THAT MA THEM ONE OF EDY’S BT TEAMS, WH STEWART FALLY CRACKG UP WHEN COLBERT STARTS EATG HIS BANANA, AND TOTALLY LOSG WHEN HE SAYS HE’S GOG TO SHROPSHIRE TO SPEND A WEEKEND WH A FEW DOZEN MEN AND SOME STABLE BOYS, SHOOTG GROE. “WHOEVER SHOOTS THE FEWT GROE HAS TO GO THROUGH THE SPANKG MACHE.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“STEPHEN, I HAVE TO TELL YOU, THAT STORY – WHAT I HEARD OF – ALL SOUNDS REALLY GAY.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“NOT GAY, JOHN. ARISTOCRATIC. IT’S A DIFFERENT CULTURE THAN OURS.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“AND WHAT’S DIFFERENT ABOUT ?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“YOU KNOW, MALY, HOW GAY IS.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE “YOU HAD TO BE THERE” THGS, AND LUCKY YOU! YOU N {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FAY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEBARY 1, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CHENEY'S BOUNDARI {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN SE YOU WERE WONRG WHY THE REPUBLIN PARTY’S OPPOSN TO GAY CIVIL LIBERTI IS A VALID PUBLIC POLICY ISSUE, BUT ASKG HOW THE VICE PRINT RENCIL THAT WH HIS STATED LOVE AND SUPPORT OF HIS LBIAN DGHTER IS AN UNFIVABLE TSN TO THE FAY’S PRIVATE LIFE, DAILY SHOW SENR MEDIA CRIC JOHN OLIVER EXPLAS TERMS EVEN CHENEY’S NEW BABY GRANDSON AND HIS TWO MOMMI N {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ONE QUTN THAT’S NOT F TO ASK? “IS SHE GAY BEE THE GAY GENE BURSTS THROUGH EVERY RPCLE OF CHENEY’S BLOOD?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HOWEVER, THE FUNNIT PART OF THIS SEGMENT IS THE FOLLOW-UP ANALYSIS BY DICK GEPHARDT’S OUT LBIAN DGHTER CHRISSY GEPHARDT, WHICH THEY NSIR THE TOUGH QUTN, “SHOULD CHILDREN BE RAISED BY POLICIANS?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JUNE 6, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOT ONE F*G MY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE NIGHT AFTER STEWART TOOK BILL BENT APART ON THE TOPIC OF GAY MARRIAGE, HE MENTNED HAVG FOTTEN TO DISCS THE “AWOME WHOLOMENS OF OKLAHOMA SENATOR JAM INHOFE AND HIS JT BETIFUL FAY.” INHOFE SHOWED A GIGANTIC PICTURE OF HIS WIFE, CHILDREN, AND GRANDCHILDREN DURG THE SENATE BATE ON GAY MARRIAGE, AND ANNOUNCED PROUDLY THAT NEVER THE WHOLE HISTORY OF HIS FAY HAD THERE EVER BEEN A DIVORCE OR “HOMOSEXUAL RELATNSHIP.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“HE’S A PROUD MAN,” MENTED STEWART. “A PROUD MAN. ‘NOT ONE F*G MY FAY!’”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}GETTG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;} JULY 25, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK BLACK – MARRIAGE AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“THE AMERIN MARRIAGE IS BIG TROUBLE, AND THAT STARTS WH ‘T’ AND THAT RHYM WH ‘G’ AND THAT STANDS FOR ‘GAY,’” LEWIS BLACK’S MENTARY ON MARRIAGE EQUALY STARTS OUT. AND THEN JT GETS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FIRST A CLIP OF THE HOE BATE ON A CONSTUTNAL AMENDMENT BANNG GAY MARRIAGE, AND REP. PHIL GGERY (R-GA), WHO SAID, “MARRIAGE ISN’T JT ANY KD OF LOVE. IT’S A LOVE THAT N BEAR CHILDREN.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BLACK, WHO ISN’T BIG ON HYPOCRISY, HAS NEWS FOR GGERY. “HEY, CONGRSMAN. TAKE MY WORD FOR : A ONE NIGHT STAND WH NO LOVE, A QUAALU AND THREE BEERS N ALSO BEAR CHILDREN.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEB 25, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE RG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS ONE BEGS WH STEWART SPECULATG THAT THE 2004 PRINTIAL RACE MIGHT BE “CID BY WHETHER TWO MIDDLE AGED WOMEN N OPEN A JOT CHECKG ACUNT,” AND ENDS WH A LTLE GRATUO ROSIE-BASHG. IT ALSO FEATUR JOHN KERRY (REMEMBER HIM?) ACCG THE MEDIA OF LETTG BH DIVERT NATNAL ATTENTN OM SUBSTANTIVE ISSU LIKE HEALTH RE BY DIVISIVE DISCSNS OF GAY MARRIAGE. “GAY MARRIAGE… SO SHY,” SAYS STEWART. THERE’S ALSO SOME FOOTAGE OF GAV NEWSOM SLDG PRINT BH. NOW, THAT’S {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THOSE WACKY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SEPT 10, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TRAPPED THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LARRY CRAIG’S ARRT FOR SOLICG SEX WH A MAN AN AIRPORT RTROOM WAS, OF URSE, A GOLD ME FOR STEWART. NOHELS, WASN’T HARD TO KNOW WHICH OF THE MANY CLIPS ON THE SUBJECT TO CLU HERE, BEE THIS MIGHT BE THE FUNNIT CRAIG ROUTE THE HISTORY OF THE RIGHT WG CLOSET. WHAT IS HARD IS FDG THE WORDS TO SCRIBE THIS CLIP. YOU TLY DO JT HAVE TO SEE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S CRAIG’S STORY HIS OWN WORDS, TERSPERSED WH MENTARY SONG. SAMPLE LYRIC: “HE’S HIS WI STANCE WH HIS HAMMER PANTS DOWN.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN RPONSE TO STEWART POTG OUT, “HE STILL SAYS HE’S NOT, AND HAS NEVER BEEN, GAY,” THE CROONER SGS, “THAT’S NOT HOW GAY WORKS.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND NONE OF THAT ULD POSSIBLY NVEY HOW WICKEDLY FUNNY THIS B REALLY IS. JT WATCH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AUG 7, 2007 {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DROP AND GIVE ME $20 {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BOB ALLEN WAS ARRTED FOR OFFERG UNRVER P $20 FOR ORAL SEX A RTROOM. "WHY IS THIS WORTH A MENTN?” STEWART ASKS. “WELL, TURNS OUT MR. ALLEN IS A STATE FLORIDA LAWMAKER WHO THORED A BILL THAT OUTLAWED LEWD AND LASCIV ACTS PUBLIC, AND HE'S ALSO THE STATE -CHAIR OF JOHN MCCA'S MPAIGN."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BUT HE WASN'T THAT PUBLIC RTROOM TO HAVE SEX, FOR MONEY OR OTHERWISE. NO, HE JT OFFERED THE GUY TWENTY DOLLARS FOR SEX BEE THE MAN WAS BLACK AND “STOCKY,” AND THERE WERE OTHER EQUALLY BLACK AND PRUMABLY EQUALLY STOCKY MEN PRENT, AND HE WAS AAID OF “BEG A STATISTIC.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}OR AS STEWART SUMMARIZED, "IF I WAS GUILTY OF ANYTHG, WAS HAVG A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL AND A MOUTH... AND LOVG TOO MUCH."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALSO CHECK OUT THIS LIST OF PROPOSED ALIBIS FOR ALLEN, A CLIP THAT MOST FELY IS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JUL7 17, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}YOU HAVE NO IA!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ONE OF THE THGS THE DAILY SHOW DO BT IS POT OUT THE SANY OF THE POLIL PROCS. TAKE THE BH ADMISTRATN’S NOMATN OF KENTUCKY DOCTOR JAM HOLSGER FOR SURGEON GENERAL. HOLSGER, OF URSE, IS THE MEDIL GENI WHO THORED "THE PATHOPHYSLOGY OF MALE HOMOSEXUALY," WHICH HE ARGU THAT THE LACK OF NATURAL LUBRITN GAY SEX IS A CLEAR DITN THAT ’S ABERRANT, EVEN POTENTIALLY FATAL. HE NTENDS THAT MALE AND FEMALE GENALIA GO TOGETHER SO TRSILLY "THAT HAS ENTERED OUR VOBULARY THE FORM OF NAMG PIPE FTGS EHER THE MALE FTG OR THE FEMALE FTG PENDG UPON WHICH ONE TERLOCKS WH THE OTHER…. WHEN THE PLEMENTARY OF THE SEX IS BREACHED, JURI AND DISEAS MAY OCCUR."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STEWART’S PRACTILLY BOUNCG HIS CHAIR WHILE HE QUOT THAT PART ABOUT “NATURAL LUBRITN,” BUT HIS RE-ENACTMENT OF THE PLUMBG ANALOGY IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE FUNNIT ROUT DAILY SHOW {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JUNE 22, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}POPPG A BIG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE GAY DON’T BEG UNTIL ABOUT MUTE FOUR OF THIS SIX-MUTE CLIP, BUT AFTER THAT NEVER LETS UP. DON’T GET ME WRONG, THE FIRST FOUR MUT ARE REALLY FUNNY EVEN IF THEY ARE ABOUT THE HETERO PORN DTRY’S SUPPORT OF THE REPUBLIN PARTY. BUT ONCE STEPHEN COLBERT STARTS HAVG HIS LTLE PORN MOVIE TERLU WH THE PIZZA LIVERY GUY, WELL… THE SCENERY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JANUARY 25, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DICK CHENEY CAMERA 3 {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MORE HYPOCRISY MG AS WOLF BLZER TRI TO GET DICK CHENEY TO NNECT HIS SUPPORT OF HIS LBIAN DGHTER AND HER PREGNANCY WH HIS PARTY’S ANTI-GAY POLICI. “HOW DARE YOU APPLY MY PARTY’S CEL AND HUMANE FAY POLICY’S TO MY FAY!” SNARKS STEWART HIS BT CHENEY-VOICE (WHICH, BY THE WAY, ISN’T VERY GOOD).{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THEN HE ASKS, “HEY, MR. VICE-PRINT! AREN’T ANY OTHER GAY PEOPLE SOMEBODY’S KID?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}EVENTUALLY DARTH VAR SHOWS UP. ALSO, THERE ARE MORE PUPPY’S BLOOD JOK. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MARCH 17, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE BOY GEE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS CLIP DAT BACK TO THE VERY BEGNG OF STEWART’S TENURE AS DAILY SHOW ANCHOR, AND FEATUR A SEGMENT THAT DIDN’T LAST, THE “BETH LTLEFORD INTERVIEW.”WHOEVER SHE IS, SHE’S A SCREAM, SHOT THROUGH A LENS APPARENTLY SMEARED WH VASELE, WH SO MANY FLOWERS CLTERED AROUND HER THEY BLOCK HER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHE GRILLS THE BOY ON HIS 80S HAIR AND WARDROBE (“WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AT YOURSELF THE 80S, DO YOU CRY?”), AND ON WHETHER OR NOT HE’D BE WILLG TO, UMMM… EMULATE MONI LEWSKY THE OVAL OFFICE WH HER BLUE DRS ON. OH Y, HE ASSUR HER. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHOUT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEBARY 6, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TED HAGGARD {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF NOT FOR RIGHT WG ANTI-GAY RELIG AND POLIL LEARS HAVG SEX BATHROOMS AND WH PROSTUT, THE DAILY SHOW MIGHT HAVE TO GO OFF THE AIR. THE CLIP ARCHIVE WOULD CERTALY BE A LOT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS ONE’S ABOUT THE EX-GAY NVERSN OF EVANGELIL LEAR TED HAGGARD: “I HAVE TO START THE SHOW WH SOME SAD NEWS. SAD NEWS FOR THE GAYS, AS THEY’RE REFERRED TO. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY’VE LOST ONE OF THEIR OWN. THIS EVENG TED HAGGARD, THE EVANGELIL PREACHER WHO, AS YOU KNOW, WAS UGHT DOG METH AND… DUS, THE DENVER POST IS REPORTG THAT HE IS NOW ‘PLETELY HETEROSEXUAL.’”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? WE N’T TELL YOU HERE. YOU’LL HAVE TO FD OUT FOR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOVEMBER 5, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FROM TOP TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AN EARLIER CHAPTER THE HAGGARD SAGA: “HAGGARD N CURRENTLY BE SEEN THEATR THE DOCUMENTARY J CAMP. I HAVE FAH WE HAVE AN UNBELIEVABLY IRONIC CLIP OM THAT.” AND THEY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MAY 10, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}GREAT MOMENTS PUNDRY AS READ BY CHILDREN (1){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S HARD, BUT AMG, TO IMAGE THE SCENE THE DAILY SHOW WRERS’ ROOM THAT GAVE BIRTH TO THIS NCEPT. THEY MT HAVE BEEN WATCHG HARDBALL, WHEN HOST CHRIS MATTHEWS TRIED TO GET JERRY FALWELL TO GRASP THE PLETE STUPIDY OF HIS BELIEF THAT HOMOSEXUALS “CHOOSE” TO BE GAY AND N, AND SHOULD, “CHOOSE” NOT TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“HEY! LET’S GET THE TRANSCRIPT OFF THE CNN WEBSE AND HAVE, YOU KNOW, KIDS READ !”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THAT MIGHT NOT SOUND LIKE GENI TO YOU, BUT TURNS OUT, WAS. AND TH, “GREAT MOMENTS PUNDRY AS READ BY CHILDREN” WAS BORN. IN THIS ONE, “MATTHEWS” ASKS “FALWELL” IF HE CHOSE TO BE HETEROSEXUAL OR IF HE FELT AN ATTRACTN TO WOMEN. AND SADLY, THE REAL FALWELL WAS NOT LS MYSTIFIED BY THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}APRIL 20, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}GREAT MOMENTS PUNDRY AS READ BY CHILDREN (2){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN THIS STALLMENT OF THE “GREAT MOMENTS” SERI, “CHRIS MATTHEWS” ASKS “JERRY FALWELL” HOW OLD HE WAS WHEN HE CHOSE TO BE HETEROSEXUAL. HE SAYS HE DID, AND EVERYONE DO, BUT HE DIDN’T. “I DIDN’T CI. I NEVER HAD TO CI.” OH, “JERRY.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}GOT BALLS? ALL ABOUT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEB 27, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}INTERVIEW WH JOHN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF SKEWERG POLICIANS AND THE POLIL SYSTEM IS WHAT THE STEWART DO BT, HAS TO BE SAID THAT WHAT HE DO WORST IS ADVERSARIAL TERVIEWS. HE ONLY SH WHEN THERE’S A IENDLY FACE ACROSS THE SK, AND STEWART AND FORMER NBA STAR JOHN AMAECHI ULDN’T BE IENDLIER IF STEWART GOT HIS LAP. WHICH AT ONE POT LOOKED LIKE HE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND ’S FELY THE MOST HARD-HTG LOOK EVER AT WHAT BEG BRISH THE NBA IS LIKE. MAYBE STEWART N DO THE TOUGH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEB 8, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SUPER BOWL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THERE WAS NO SHORTAGE OF OUTRAGED MENTARY ON THE SUPER BOWL SNICKERS ADS, PARTICULARLY ABOUT THE “ALTERNATE ENDG” WHERE THE TWO MACHO GUYS BASH EACH OTHER FOR ADVERTENTLY TOUCHG LIPS OVER A SHARED NDY BAR. HOWEVER, THERE’S SOMETHG TO BE SAID FOR STEWART SCREAMG, “HE ALMOST KILLED THAT GUY BEE THEIR LIPS ACCINTALLY TOUCHED, HA HA HA HA HA…” WHILE POUNDG ON HIS ANCHOR SK, AND THEN NCLUDG, “SO THE GROUPS PROTTG THAT ONE HAVE A POT.” YA THK?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TAKG THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MARCH 19, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DIAGNOSIS: {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN PART 1 OF WHAT’S TRODUCED AS A NEW FEATURE ON MEDIL SCIENCE, ANCHOR JASON JON LOOKS AT A VASTATG MEDIL MYSTERY:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“GROWG UP, WAYNE BEN WAS YOUR AVERAGE ALL-AMERIN KID. THEN ONE DAY, HIS LIFE BEME A NIGHTMARE.” Y, THAT’S RIGHT. YOUNG WAYNE HAD “GAY... THE BIG G… STRIK LNS OF AMERINS EACH YEAR.” HE TRIED MANY CUR, BUT “NOTHG WORKED. IT APPEARED HE WOULD SUFFER OM GAY FOR THE RT OF HIS LIFE.” BUT, ASKS JON, ULD BE THAT THERE’S HOPE? AFTER ALL, THERE ARE REPORTS OF “A CURED MAN-HUNGRY EVANGELIL METH ER.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JON OPENS PART 2 BY RMG HIS DIENCE THAT ONE MAN MIGHT HAVE FOUND HOPE FOR BEN AND OTHERS AFFLICTED WH GAY. THAT MAN IS RICHARD COHEN, A SELF-PROCLAIMED EX-GAY WHO SAYS, “HOMOSEXUALY IS NOT A DISEASE. IT’S AN EMOTNAL NDN THAT NEEDS TO BE ADDRSED.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JON PRODS AT COHEN UNTIL HE ADMS HE’S NOT A DOCTOR, PSYCHIATRIST, OR LICENSED ANY WAY (ALTHOUGH THAT DIDN’T STOP CNN OM BRGG HIM ON AS AN EXPERT GAY NVERSN THERAPY, OR HIM OM WRG A BOOK ABOUT ). COHEN THEN GIV WHAT HAS TO BE THE MOST BLISTERGLY FUNNY EXPLANATN – WH HAND GTUR – OF WHY IS THAT HOMOSEXUALY “DON’T WORK.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHEN HE BUMPS THE TIPS OF HIS TWO X FGERS TOGETHER TO MONSTRATE THE FUTILY OF MAN ON MAN ACTN, JON LOOKS AT HIM THE MOST SCERE FAKE PERPLEXY THE HISTORY OF TELEVISN, AND SAYS, HALTGLY, “LISTEN, I’M NO EXPERT, BUT I DON’T THK THAT’S HOW THEY DO .”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BOO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AUGT 14, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE MOST IMMATURE MONTAGE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}OKAY, THIS EPISO OF CLTER**** TO THE WHE HOE WASN’T HORRIBLE OM START TO FISH. IT WAS JT HORRIBLE AT THE START, WHEN STEWART TRASHED MELISSA ETHERIDGE FOR ASKG TOO MANY PERSONAL QUTNS OF THE NDIDAT. BUT ONCE HE GOT OVER THAT, HE H HIS PRO-GAY GROOVE AGA WH A LTLE ROUND OF WHAT HE LLED “GAY MARRIAGE GOLF.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FIRST, JOE SOLMONE OF THE HUMAN RIGHTS CAMPAIGN ASKS HILLARY CLTON “WHAT IS AT THE HEART OF YOUR OPPOSN TO SAME SEX MARRIAGE?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CLTON LGHS AND SAYS, “WELL, JOE, I PREFER TO THK OF AS BEG VERY POSIVE ABOUT CIVIL UNNS.” AND BEE PEOPLE BEG RELEGATED TO SEND CLASS CIZENSHIP IS ALWAYS A REAL HOOT, STEWART REGNIZED HER BLUNR WH A GOLF SHOT WI OF THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NEXT UP, BARACK OBAMA, WHO SAID HE WAS A STRONG SUPPORTER OF STRONG CIVIL UNNS. ANOTHER MISSED JOHN EDWARDS – OR AS STEWART LLED HIM, THE NEW ARCHIE BUNKER – DIDN’T BEAT AROUND THE BH, JT SAID, “I DO NOT SUPPORT SAME SEX MARRIAGE.” HE DIDN’T GET OUT OF THE SAND TRAP. DENNIS KUCICH FAMOLY H A HOLE ONE, SO GIVE THE MAN A FEW GOLF CLAPS, EVEN THOUGH HE’LL NEVER BE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JULY 10, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALL RIGHT, LET’S BE HONT: STEPHEN COLBERT IS GAY-BAG THIS KID. THERE’S NO OTHER WORD FOR . BUT THIS ENGLISH GUY VENTED A VICE THAT GIV OFF A SIGNAL THAT, IF SOMEONE ELSE THE AREA IS G THE SAME VICE, WILL MAKE THE LTLE ELECTRONIC VICE, ABOUT THE SIZE OF A GARAGE DOOR OPENER, VIBRATE. “YOU’RE A DANCER, MAKP ARTIST, A RATER, A WEDDG PHOTOGRAPHER, AND… WHAT WERE YOU WORKG ON BEFORE GAYDAR?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE ANSWERS THAT HE WAS WORKG ON A DOORBELL FOR THE AF. WAS HARD TO DO THAT, COLBERT ASKS, SCE YOU’RE NOT AF? THE VENTOR NCES WAS. “WAS GAYDAR EASIER?” HE AGRE ONCE MORE. COLBERT WONRS WHY THAT IS. THE KID JT SS THERE AND ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOG TO CRY. IT’S ONE THG TO BA A POLICIAN ABOUT THEIR HOMOPHOBIA, RACISM, OR BAD PUBLIC POLICI, BUT TO RI SOMEONE ABOUT THEIR OWN SEXUAL ORIENTATN, STEREOTYPE THEM BEE THEY HAVE GENR-SPECT HOBBI AND REERS, AND THEN TRY TO PASS OFF AS SOPHISTITED POLIL HUMOR? NOT SO MUCH, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THERE ARE MANY OTHER GEMS OF GAYISHNS LURKG THE DAILY SHOW’S NEW VIO ARCHIVE, BUT ALAS, THEY MT BE MED ANOTHER DAY, AFTER COMEDY CENTRAL WORKS OUT THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}[NOTE: SCE THIS 2007 ARTICLE WAS WRTEN, THE DAILY SHOW VIO ARCHIVE HAS ROLVED THE ISSU WRER CHRISTIE KEH HERE MENTNS] {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FOR EXAMPLE, ONE UNPLAYABLE SEGMENT OM 2001 IS SCRIBED TANTALIZGLY TH: “ABERCROMBIE AND FCH ADS CLEARLY SELL HOMOSEXUALY.” ANOTHER, EQUALLY UNPLAYABLE, IS PART 1 OF A THREE-PART VIS TO A GAY SPORTS BAR NEW YORK’S CHELSEA DISTRICT DURG THE 2000 WORLD SERI, WHERE DAILY SHOW SPORTS RRPONNT STEVE CARELL END UP DANCG ON A TWALK WHILE THE CROWD CHEERED HIM ON. HOW DID HAPPEN? WE’LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL COMEDY CENTRAL GETS S ACT TOGETHER – OR ASKS A SIXTH GRAR HOW VID UPLOAD S {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE SEARCH AND TAGGG SYSTEMS LEAVE A B TO BE SIRED, TOO. FOR EXAMPLE, NO AMOUNT OF SEARCHG ULD GET ONE OF STEWART’S CLASSIC GAY MARRIAGE RANTS TO E UP, THE ONE WHERE HE ASKED, “ARE THEY GOG TO MAKE MARRY GAY?” HE WAS WORRIED, HE SAID, ABOUT ONE THG: “I THK THAT ’S GOG TO BE MANDATORY, BEE IF ’S NOT, WHY WOULD ANYONE REALLY RE? UNLS THE ERNMENT IS GOG TO FORCE YOU TO MAKE MAN-LOVE, I DON’T KNOW WHY WOULD KEEP YOU UP AT NIGHT.” AND NEHER THE TERMS “GAY” NOR “BANANA” BROUGHT UP THE FAMO STEPHEN COLBERT BANANA CLIP (ALTHOUGH SEARCHG FOR “PRCE CHARL” DID).{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
• JON STEWART: DR. BACHMANN CUR GAYS ‘SO HE CAN HOARD ALL THE GAYNS FOR HIMSELF’
• ROD STEWART: 'I WAS SURROUND BY GAY MEN THE 70S'
• JON STEWART BLASTS BACKLASH TO GAY MARRIAGE ARKANSAS, OKLAHOMA, TEXAS (VIO)
• JON STEWART POSIVELY DTROYS ANTI-GAY MARRIAGE ARGUMENTS AT THE SUPREME COURT

JON STEWART ON GAY MARRIAGE BASHERS: “I AM SO TIRED OF THIS”

Jon Stewart had a field day wh Republin reactns to the Supreme Court’s lg legalizg gay marriage across the untry. He played a clip of punds askg if gay marriage was a slippery slope.

Others asked if florists who refed to ter to gay weddgs would be put out of bs or shut down for discrimatn. “I am so tired of this old trope, this old stereotype about anti-gay florists, ” Stewart said. “That’s all we ever hear about is anti-gay florists.

The mor go that he sucked off (and swallowed) so many sailors a gay bar San Diego that he land the hospal and need to have his stomach pumped. Wasn't everyone at least a ltle b gay the ‘70s?

JON STEWART ON GAY MARRIAGE BASHERS: "I AM SO TIRED OF THIS"

He fed the prs a story which, as a nsequence of an eveng spent orally servicg a gang of sailors a gay bar San Diego, I had been required to check to a hospal emergency room to have my stomach pumped...

Jon Stewart had a field day wh Republin reactns to the Supreme Court's lg legalizg gay marriage across the played a clip of punds askg if gay marriage was a slippery slope. While the other boys played wh tcks and army men, I was figurg out bed-sharg schl, " Stewart asked if florists who refed to ter to gay weddgs would be put out of bs or shut down for discrimatn.

"I am so tired of this old trope, this old stereotype about anti-gay florists, " Stewart said. "That's all we ever hear about is anti-gay florists.

JON STEWART ON SUPREME COURT’S ANTI-GAY MARRIAGE ARGUMENTS: ‘YOU GOT NOTH”

'Daily Show' host dismantl the "anti-gay cray cray" wh help om Ruth Bar Gsburg. The harst workg man fake news, Jon Stewart, giddily picked apart the arguments agast gay marriage prented to the Supreme Court earlier this week, summg up their overall effectivens a Daily Show segment Wednday tled, “You Got Noth. Stewart attacked the “anti-gay cray cray” om all sis.

A LOOK BACK AT JON STEWART'S GREATT GAY {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}MOVIBY CHRISTIE KEHOCTOBER 26, 2007/12:51 PMBY CHRISTIE KEHOCTOBER 26, 2007 / 12:51 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"A LOOK BACK AT JON STEWART'S GREATT GAY MOMENTS","DATEPUBLISHED":"2007-10-26T16:51:29.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2007-10-26T16:51:29.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"CHRISTIE KEH","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"MOVI"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THERE’S A WHOLE LOTTA GAY GOG ON THE BRAND-SPANKG-NEW ARCHIVE OF THE DAILY SHOW VIO CLIPS LNCHED LAST WEEK BY COMEDY CENTRAL. EVER SCE 1999, WHEN A RELATIVELY UNKNOWN POLIL HUMORIST NAMED JON STEWART TOOK OVER AS ANCHOR AND MA “FAKE NEWS” A HOEHOLD WORD, THE ANTI-GAY ELEMENTS OF SOCIETY HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE MA TARGETS OF HIS CREASGLY IMPASSNED, BRILLIANTLY FUNNY FAKE LET’S CHECK OUT THE BT OF THE BT BY LOOKG AT THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE LAST EIGHT YEARS, STOPPG ALONG THE WAY TO NOTE A TIME OR TWO THE DAILY SHOW REALLY BLEW (AND NOT A GOOD WAY).{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT DO BEAR MENTNG THAT THERE ARE PLENTY OF QUEER ICS DOG PRO-GAY POLIL HUMOR. AND STEWART ISN’T EVEN THE ONLY STRAIGHT IC WHO SUPPORTS GAY RIGHTS. KATHY GRIFF, ROSEANNE BARR, AND MANY OTHERS HAVE CHAMPNED OUR ISSU AND EARNED LARGE QUEER FOLLOWGS. STEWART ISN’T EVEN THE ONLY STRAIGHT MALE POLIL IC WH HIS OWN TV SHOW WHO SUPPORTS LBGT EQUALY; SO DO, FOR EXAMPLE, BILL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHAT SETS STEWART APART, ASI OM HIS TREMENDO MASTREAM POPULARY, IS THAT HIS HUMOR NVEYS A EPLY-ROOTED SENSE OF PERSONAL OUTRAGE AT ANTI-GAY POLICI, LAWS, AND ATTUS. HE DON’T, LIKE MAHER, SUPPORT GAY CIVIL RIGHTS AS PART OF AN OVERALL LIBERTARIAN OR PROGRSIVE POLIL IOLOGY, BUT BEE, AS HE TOLD NSERVATIVE PUND BILL BENT WHAT MAY BE THE GREATT TERVIEW OF STEWART’S REER, GAY EQUALY IS PART OF “THE NATURAL PROGRSN OF THE HUMAN NDN” BEE “EVERY GAY PERSON [IS] SOMEONE’S SON OR DGHTER.” AND STEWART’S MD, APPARENTLY, YOU JT DON’T TREAT YOUR KIDS LIKE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT ALSO HAS TO BE SAID, NO MATTER HOW MUCH HURTS, THAT STEWART ISN’T PERFECT. OH, HIS SENSE OF HUMOR RARELY MISS, AND HIS HAIR ACTUALLY REALLY MAY BE PERFECT. BUT WHEN TO GAY POLIL HUMOR, SOMETIM THE DAILY SHOW GETS WRONG – HELLO, STEPHEN COLBERT GAY-BAG THE VENTOR OF “GAYDAR,” A LTLE ELECTRONIC VICE THAT WILL VIBRATE WHENEVER ANYONE ELSE CLOSE PROXIMY HAS THE SAME {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S ALSO TE THAT THE DAILY SHOW AND S SP-OFF, THE COLBERT REPORT, HAVEN’T BEEN MAKG A LOT OF IENDS THE MYSPACE GENERATN OR THE BLOGOSPHERE LATELY. THAT’S BEE THOSE BUZZ-KILLERS AT COMEDY CENTRAL HAVE BEEN RAMPAGG AROUND YOUTUBE AND OTHER VIO-SHARG S FOR MONTHS NOW, GETTG THOSE SHOWS’ CLIPS YANKED AS FAST AS THEY WENT UP. THE REASON IS NOW CLEAR: THEY’VE BEEN BUILDG THEIR OWN LTLE DAILY SHOW VIO UNIVERSE, WHERE EVERY SGLE CLIP OF EVERY SEGMENT OF THE SHOW SCE THE DAY STEWART JOED S ST 1999 N BE VIEWED AND EMBEDD. THE COLBERT REPORT WILL BE GETTG THE SAME TREATMENT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE DAILY SHOW SE LNCHED MID-OCTOBER WH THE BUTT-VERG WORD “BETA” SCRAWLED UNR THE LOGO, PROBABLY TO ACUNT FOR THE FACT THAT A LOT OF TIM, THE VIOS JT WON’T PLAY. STILL, THOSE SEEKG THE GAY N LOSE MANY, MANY HOURS THE DAILY SHOW VLTS, RELIVG PAST MOMENTS OF QUEER GLORY AND DISVERG MANY OTHERS PREVLY UNKNOWN. AFTER ALL, NO FAN, HOWEVER OBSSED, N EVER REALLY HAVE SEEN EVERY SGLE EPISO – UNTIL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}PURE GOLD: THE BT OF THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JUNE 5, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BILL BENT ON GAY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS IS THE ONE WHERE STEWART BROKE ALL THE L. THE GUY RENOWNED FOR BEG A SOFTBALL TERVIEWER, WHO BOND WH RICK SANTOM OVER ICE CREAM, WHO ULDN’T EVEN BRG HIMSELF TO PUT LYNN CHENEY ON THE N, THREW RIGHT WG VALU GU BILL BENT TO THE SHARKS, AND LGHED AT THE BLOOD ON THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STEWART CHALLENGED BENT BY ASKG, ISN’T VICE PRINT CHENEY THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A SOCIALLY NSERVATIVE POLIL NDIDATE? OR HIS EXACT WORDS: “DICK CHENEY: CONSERVATIVE. DRANIAN. DRKS THE BLOOD OF PUPPI.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BENT RELUCTANTLY NCED THAT TO BE THE SE, KNOWG WHAT WAS G. AND YET, STEWART PRSED, HE DON’T OPPOSE SAME SEX MARRIAGE. WHY IS THAT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BENT SAID WAS BEE CHENEY’S DGHTER IS A LBIAN, AS IF THAT MA CHENEY’S VIEWS ON THE ISSUE LS, RATHER THAN MORE, RMED AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“ISN’T EVERY GAY PERSON SOMEONE’S SON OR DGHTER?” PRODD {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BENT AGREED, BUT DIDN’T SEEM TO THK THAT WAS THE POT. AFTER FUMBLG FOR A WHILE WH SOME KD OF RAMBLG VALU DISURSE, BENT STOPPED. “THIS BATE IS OVER, JON.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“YEAH. YOU LOST.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SAID BENT, “ABSOLUTELY. GAY MARRIAGE IS G…BEE THE URTS HAVE DONE …”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STEWART CUT HIM OFF, ANGRY. “NO! THE URTS HAVEN’T ‘DONE .’ THEY ARE ONLY RE-AFFIRMG THE NATURAL PROGRSN OF THE HUMAN NDN. I DON’T UNRSTAND WHY THERE’S ALWAYS A FIGHT. THEY WILL ALWAYS LOSE. THEY WILL NTUE TO LOSE. SO WHY BOTHER?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BENT, UALLY A PRETTY ARTICULATE GUY, BLATHERED ABOUT SNDAVIA AND THE NETHERLANDS FOR A WHILE, THEN POTED OUT THAT GAY MARRIAGE MAK PEOPLE (PRUMABLY STRAIGHT PEOPLE) TAKE MARRIAGE LS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STEWART ALL BUT SNORTED. “DIVORCE IS NOT ED BEE 50 PERCENT OF MARRIAG END GAYNS.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MAY 25, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STEWART OPENS THIS SEGMENT LOOKG RIGHT TO THE MERA AND TONG: “STRAIGHTS. HETEROS. 90 PERCENTERS. BREERS. EXACTLY THE KD OF PEOPLE WHO DON’T BELONG THE PERDIC SECTN WE LL GAYWATCH.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE GIV A BRIEF REPORT ON GAY MARRIAGE SPA, THEN SWCH NTENTS. “WE NOW GO TO TEXAS. THIS ISN’T GOG TO BE GOOD.” AND WASN’T. BUT THE BETIFUL THG WAS NOT THAT STEWART WAS FUNNY (ALTHOUGH HE WAS). IT WAS THAT HE WAS ANGRY. HIS VOICE SHOOK. HE ACTUALLY BROKE OUT OF HIS FAKE NEWSSTER PERSONA WHILE QUOTG SOME LONE STAR POLICIAN ABOUT RECENT LEGISLATN BANNG GAY PEOPLE OM ADOPTG FOSTER CHILDREN TEXAS, AND SAID, “YOU KNOW WHAT'S TERTG? I'M NOT [BLEEPG] MAKG THIS UP.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE THEN PRENTED A CLIP OF CNN'S KIRA PHILLIPS TERVIEWG AN UNINTIFIED ANTI-GAY SPOKPERSON ABOUT GAY ADOPTN. THIS GUT NTEND THAT A SCIENTIFIC REARCH STUDY ILLOIS HAD “PROVEN” THAT CHILDREN RAISED BY GAY UPL WERE ELEVEN TIM MORE LIKELY TO BE SEXUALLY ABED THAN CHILDREN RAISED BY HETEROSEXUAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}RANDALL ELLIS OF THE LBIAN/GAY RIGHTS LOBBY OF TEXAS WAS VED TO RPOND, WHICH HE DID, POTG OUT THAT NO REPUTABLE REARCH BACKED UP THIS CLAIM. CUT AWAY TO STEWART, WHO NCURRED, REFERRG TO THE "STUDY'S" THOR AS A "KNUCKLEHEAD" AND MENTNG THE "REARCH" WAS PRISED OF AN INTER SEARCH AND HAD BEEN DISCREDED. SURELY, HE ASKED THE MERA EARNTLY, PHILLIPS WOULD SET HER DIENCE STRAIGHT ON THE FACTS?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"IT'S AN TERTG BATE, A GOOD BATE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH," NCLUD PHILLIPS. HER -ANCHOR CAROL L SEEMED A B UNFORTABLE, BUT JT SAID A MOCK-REPROVG TONE THAT SHE HAD A FEW THGS TO SAY ABOUT THE BATE THAT SHE'D GET TO DURG THE MERCIAL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK TO THE DAILY SHOW STUD, WHERE STEWART LOOKED RIGHT TO THE MERA AND, WELL... SCREAMED, "WHY DON'T YOU LL THEM ON THEIR BULL[BLEEP] ON THE AIR? YOU'RE AN ANCHOR FOR [BLEEP’S] SAKE!"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOV 9, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE BANANA EPISO WH STEPHEN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ONE OF THE BT DAILY SHOW CLIPS OF ALL TIME, AND NOT REALLY FOR S POLIL OR SOCIAL MENTARY, BUT FOR S HUMOR – BOTH TENTNAL AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S OSTENSIBLY A REPORT ON MORS THAT BRA’S PRCE CHARL HAD A GAY ENUNTER HIS PAST, BUT STEPHEN COLBERT, REPORTG OM “LONDON,” SAYS HE N’T DISCS DUE TO THE UK’S STRICT LIBEL LAWS. IT’S THE TYPE OF A STORY, HE SAYS, “A REPORTER WAS HIS ENTIRE REER NOT TO BE ABLE TO REPORT ON.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THEN HE EATS A BANANA, EARNG THE CLIP S UNOFFICIAL NICKNAME OF “THE BANANA EPISO.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE AND STEWART MONSTRATE THE RAPPORT THAT MA THEM ONE OF EDY’S BT TEAMS, WH STEWART FALLY CRACKG UP WHEN COLBERT STARTS EATG HIS BANANA, AND TOTALLY LOSG WHEN HE SAYS HE’S GOG TO SHROPSHIRE TO SPEND A WEEKEND WH A FEW DOZEN MEN AND SOME STABLE BOYS, SHOOTG GROE. “WHOEVER SHOOTS THE FEWT GROE HAS TO GO THROUGH THE SPANKG MACHE.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“STEPHEN, I HAVE TO TELL YOU, THAT STORY – WHAT I HEARD OF – ALL SOUNDS REALLY GAY.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“NOT GAY, JOHN. ARISTOCRATIC. IT’S A DIFFERENT CULTURE THAN OURS.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“AND WHAT’S DIFFERENT ABOUT ?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“YOU KNOW, MALY, HOW GAY IS.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE “YOU HAD TO BE THERE” THGS, AND LUCKY YOU! YOU N {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FAY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEBARY 1, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CHENEY'S BOUNDARI {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN SE YOU WERE WONRG WHY THE REPUBLIN PARTY’S OPPOSN TO GAY CIVIL LIBERTI IS A VALID PUBLIC POLICY ISSUE, BUT ASKG HOW THE VICE PRINT RENCIL THAT WH HIS STATED LOVE AND SUPPORT OF HIS LBIAN DGHTER IS AN UNFIVABLE TSN TO THE FAY’S PRIVATE LIFE, DAILY SHOW SENR MEDIA CRIC JOHN OLIVER EXPLAS TERMS EVEN CHENEY’S NEW BABY GRANDSON AND HIS TWO MOMMI N {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ONE QUTN THAT’S NOT F TO ASK? “IS SHE GAY BEE THE GAY GENE BURSTS THROUGH EVERY RPCLE OF CHENEY’S BLOOD?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HOWEVER, THE FUNNIT PART OF THIS SEGMENT IS THE FOLLOW-UP ANALYSIS BY DICK GEPHARDT’S OUT LBIAN DGHTER CHRISSY GEPHARDT, WHICH THEY NSIR THE TOUGH QUTN, “SHOULD CHILDREN BE RAISED BY POLICIANS?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JUNE 6, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOT ONE F*G MY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE NIGHT AFTER STEWART TOOK BILL BENT APART ON THE TOPIC OF GAY MARRIAGE, HE MENTNED HAVG FOTTEN TO DISCS THE “AWOME WHOLOMENS OF OKLAHOMA SENATOR JAM INHOFE AND HIS JT BETIFUL FAY.” INHOFE SHOWED A GIGANTIC PICTURE OF HIS WIFE, CHILDREN, AND GRANDCHILDREN DURG THE SENATE BATE ON GAY MARRIAGE, AND ANNOUNCED PROUDLY THAT NEVER THE WHOLE HISTORY OF HIS FAY HAD THERE EVER BEEN A DIVORCE OR “HOMOSEXUAL RELATNSHIP.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“HE’S A PROUD MAN,” MENTED STEWART. “A PROUD MAN. ‘NOT ONE F*G MY FAY!’”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}GETTG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;} JULY 25, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BACK BLACK – MARRIAGE AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“THE AMERIN MARRIAGE IS BIG TROUBLE, AND THAT STARTS WH ‘T’ AND THAT RHYM WH ‘G’ AND THAT STANDS FOR ‘GAY,’” LEWIS BLACK’S MENTARY ON MARRIAGE EQUALY STARTS OUT. AND THEN JT GETS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FIRST A CLIP OF THE HOE BATE ON A CONSTUTNAL AMENDMENT BANNG GAY MARRIAGE, AND REP. PHIL GGERY (R-GA), WHO SAID, “MARRIAGE ISN’T JT ANY KD OF LOVE. IT’S A LOVE THAT N BEAR CHILDREN.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BLACK, WHO ISN’T BIG ON HYPOCRISY, HAS NEWS FOR GGERY. “HEY, CONGRSMAN. TAKE MY WORD FOR : A ONE NIGHT STAND WH NO LOVE, A QUAALU AND THREE BEERS N ALSO BEAR CHILDREN.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEB 25, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE RG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS ONE BEGS WH STEWART SPECULATG THAT THE 2004 PRINTIAL RACE MIGHT BE “CID BY WHETHER TWO MIDDLE AGED WOMEN N OPEN A JOT CHECKG ACUNT,” AND ENDS WH A LTLE GRATUO ROSIE-BASHG. IT ALSO FEATUR JOHN KERRY (REMEMBER HIM?) ACCG THE MEDIA OF LETTG BH DIVERT NATNAL ATTENTN OM SUBSTANTIVE ISSU LIKE HEALTH RE BY DIVISIVE DISCSNS OF GAY MARRIAGE. “GAY MARRIAGE… SO SHY,” SAYS STEWART. THERE’S ALSO SOME FOOTAGE OF GAV NEWSOM SLDG PRINT BH. NOW, THAT’S {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THOSE WACKY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SEPT 10, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TRAPPED THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}LARRY CRAIG’S ARRT FOR SOLICG SEX WH A MAN AN AIRPORT RTROOM WAS, OF URSE, A GOLD ME FOR STEWART. NOHELS, WASN’T HARD TO KNOW WHICH OF THE MANY CLIPS ON THE SUBJECT TO CLU HERE, BEE THIS MIGHT BE THE FUNNIT CRAIG ROUTE THE HISTORY OF THE RIGHT WG CLOSET. WHAT IS HARD IS FDG THE WORDS TO SCRIBE THIS CLIP. YOU TLY DO JT HAVE TO SEE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S CRAIG’S STORY HIS OWN WORDS, TERSPERSED WH MENTARY SONG. SAMPLE LYRIC: “HE’S HIS WI STANCE WH HIS HAMMER PANTS DOWN.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN RPONSE TO STEWART POTG OUT, “HE STILL SAYS HE’S NOT, AND HAS NEVER BEEN, GAY,” THE CROONER SGS, “THAT’S NOT HOW GAY WORKS.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND NONE OF THAT ULD POSSIBLY NVEY HOW WICKEDLY FUNNY THIS B REALLY IS. JT WATCH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AUG 7, 2007 {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DROP AND GIVE ME $20 {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BOB ALLEN WAS ARRTED FOR OFFERG UNRVER P $20 FOR ORAL SEX A RTROOM. "WHY IS THIS WORTH A MENTN?” STEWART ASKS. “WELL, TURNS OUT MR. ALLEN IS A STATE FLORIDA LAWMAKER WHO THORED A BILL THAT OUTLAWED LEWD AND LASCIV ACTS PUBLIC, AND HE'S ALSO THE STATE -CHAIR OF JOHN MCCA'S MPAIGN."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BUT HE WASN'T THAT PUBLIC RTROOM TO HAVE SEX, FOR MONEY OR OTHERWISE. NO, HE JT OFFERED THE GUY TWENTY DOLLARS FOR SEX BEE THE MAN WAS BLACK AND “STOCKY,” AND THERE WERE OTHER EQUALLY BLACK AND PRUMABLY EQUALLY STOCKY MEN PRENT, AND HE WAS AAID OF “BEG A STATISTIC.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}OR AS STEWART SUMMARIZED, "IF I WAS GUILTY OF ANYTHG, WAS HAVG A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL AND A MOUTH... AND LOVG TOO MUCH."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALSO CHECK OUT THIS LIST OF PROPOSED ALIBIS FOR ALLEN, A CLIP THAT MOST FELY IS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JUL7 17, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}YOU HAVE NO IA!{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ONE OF THE THGS THE DAILY SHOW DO BT IS POT OUT THE SANY OF THE POLIL PROCS. TAKE THE BH ADMISTRATN’S NOMATN OF KENTUCKY DOCTOR JAM HOLSGER FOR SURGEON GENERAL. HOLSGER, OF URSE, IS THE MEDIL GENI WHO THORED "THE PATHOPHYSLOGY OF MALE HOMOSEXUALY," WHICH HE ARGU THAT THE LACK OF NATURAL LUBRITN GAY SEX IS A CLEAR DITN THAT ’S ABERRANT, EVEN POTENTIALLY FATAL. HE NTENDS THAT MALE AND FEMALE GENALIA GO TOGETHER SO TRSILLY "THAT HAS ENTERED OUR VOBULARY THE FORM OF NAMG PIPE FTGS EHER THE MALE FTG OR THE FEMALE FTG PENDG UPON WHICH ONE TERLOCKS WH THE OTHER…. WHEN THE PLEMENTARY OF THE SEX IS BREACHED, JURI AND DISEAS MAY OCCUR."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}STEWART’S PRACTILLY BOUNCG HIS CHAIR WHILE HE QUOT THAT PART ABOUT “NATURAL LUBRITN,” BUT HIS RE-ENACTMENT OF THE PLUMBG ANALOGY IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE FUNNIT ROUT DAILY SHOW {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JUNE 22, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}POPPG A BIG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE GAY DON’T BEG UNTIL ABOUT MUTE FOUR OF THIS SIX-MUTE CLIP, BUT AFTER THAT NEVER LETS UP. DON’T GET ME WRONG, THE FIRST FOUR MUT ARE REALLY FUNNY EVEN IF THEY ARE ABOUT THE HETERO PORN DTRY’S SUPPORT OF THE REPUBLIN PARTY. BUT ONCE STEPHEN COLBERT STARTS HAVG HIS LTLE PORN MOVIE TERLU WH THE PIZZA LIVERY GUY, WELL… THE SCENERY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JANUARY 25, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DICK CHENEY CAMERA 3 {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MORE HYPOCRISY MG AS WOLF BLZER TRI TO GET DICK CHENEY TO NNECT HIS SUPPORT OF HIS LBIAN DGHTER AND HER PREGNANCY WH HIS PARTY’S ANTI-GAY POLICI. “HOW DARE YOU APPLY MY PARTY’S CEL AND HUMANE FAY POLICY’S TO MY FAY!” SNARKS STEWART HIS BT CHENEY-VOICE (WHICH, BY THE WAY, ISN’T VERY GOOD).{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THEN HE ASKS, “HEY, MR. VICE-PRINT! AREN’T ANY OTHER GAY PEOPLE SOMEBODY’S KID?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}EVENTUALLY DARTH VAR SHOWS UP. ALSO, THERE ARE MORE PUPPY’S BLOOD JOK. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MARCH 17, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE BOY GEE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS CLIP DAT BACK TO THE VERY BEGNG OF STEWART’S TENURE AS DAILY SHOW ANCHOR, AND FEATUR A SEGMENT THAT DIDN’T LAST, THE “BETH LTLEFORD INTERVIEW.”WHOEVER SHE IS, SHE’S A SCREAM, SHOT THROUGH A LENS APPARENTLY SMEARED WH VASELE, WH SO MANY FLOWERS CLTERED AROUND HER THEY BLOCK HER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHE GRILLS THE BOY ON HIS 80S HAIR AND WARDROBE (“WHEN YOU LOOK BACK AT YOURSELF THE 80S, DO YOU CRY?”), AND ON WHETHER OR NOT HE’D BE WILLG TO, UMMM… EMULATE MONI LEWSKY THE OVAL OFFICE WH HER BLUE DRS ON. OH Y, HE ASSUR HER. {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SHOUT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEBARY 6, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TED HAGGARD {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF NOT FOR RIGHT WG ANTI-GAY RELIG AND POLIL LEARS HAVG SEX BATHROOMS AND WH PROSTUT, THE DAILY SHOW MIGHT HAVE TO GO OFF THE AIR. THE CLIP ARCHIVE WOULD CERTALY BE A LOT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THIS ONE’S ABOUT THE EX-GAY NVERSN OF EVANGELIL LEAR TED HAGGARD: “I HAVE TO START THE SHOW WH SOME SAD NEWS. SAD NEWS FOR THE GAYS, AS THEY’RE REFERRED TO. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY’VE LOST ONE OF THEIR OWN. THIS EVENG TED HAGGARD, THE EVANGELIL PREACHER WHO, AS YOU KNOW, WAS UGHT DOG METH AND… DUS, THE DENVER POST IS REPORTG THAT HE IS NOW ‘PLETELY HETEROSEXUAL.’”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? WE N’T TELL YOU HERE. YOU’LL HAVE TO FD OUT FOR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOVEMBER 5, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FROM TOP TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AN EARLIER CHAPTER THE HAGGARD SAGA: “HAGGARD N CURRENTLY BE SEEN THEATR THE DOCUMENTARY J CAMP. I HAVE FAH WE HAVE AN UNBELIEVABLY IRONIC CLIP OM THAT.” AND THEY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MAY 10, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}GREAT MOMENTS PUNDRY AS READ BY CHILDREN (1){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S HARD, BUT AMG, TO IMAGE THE SCENE THE DAILY SHOW WRERS’ ROOM THAT GAVE BIRTH TO THIS NCEPT. THEY MT HAVE BEEN WATCHG HARDBALL, WHEN HOST CHRIS MATTHEWS TRIED TO GET JERRY FALWELL TO GRASP THE PLETE STUPIDY OF HIS BELIEF THAT HOMOSEXUALS “CHOOSE” TO BE GAY AND N, AND SHOULD, “CHOOSE” NOT TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“HEY! LET’S GET THE TRANSCRIPT OFF THE CNN WEBSE AND HAVE, YOU KNOW, KIDS READ !”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THAT MIGHT NOT SOUND LIKE GENI TO YOU, BUT TURNS OUT, WAS. AND TH, “GREAT MOMENTS PUNDRY AS READ BY CHILDREN” WAS BORN. IN THIS ONE, “MATTHEWS” ASKS “FALWELL” IF HE CHOSE TO BE HETEROSEXUAL OR IF HE FELT AN ATTRACTN TO WOMEN. AND SADLY, THE REAL FALWELL WAS NOT LS MYSTIFIED BY THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}APRIL 20, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}GREAT MOMENTS PUNDRY AS READ BY CHILDREN (2){BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN THIS STALLMENT OF THE “GREAT MOMENTS” SERI, “CHRIS MATTHEWS” ASKS “JERRY FALWELL” HOW OLD HE WAS WHEN HE CHOSE TO BE HETEROSEXUAL. HE SAYS HE DID, AND EVERYONE DO, BUT HE DIDN’T. “I DIDN’T CI. I NEVER HAD TO CI.” OH, “JERRY.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}GOT BALLS? ALL ABOUT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEB 27, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}INTERVIEW WH JOHN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF SKEWERG POLICIANS AND THE POLIL SYSTEM IS WHAT THE STEWART DO BT, HAS TO BE SAID THAT WHAT HE DO WORST IS ADVERSARIAL TERVIEWS. HE ONLY SH WHEN THERE’S A IENDLY FACE ACROSS THE SK, AND STEWART AND FORMER NBA STAR JOHN AMAECHI ULDN’T BE IENDLIER IF STEWART GOT HIS LAP. WHICH AT ONE POT LOOKED LIKE HE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND ’S FELY THE MOST HARD-HTG LOOK EVER AT WHAT BEG BRISH THE NBA IS LIKE. MAYBE STEWART N DO THE TOUGH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FEB 8, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}SUPER BOWL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THERE WAS NO SHORTAGE OF OUTRAGED MENTARY ON THE SUPER BOWL SNICKERS ADS, PARTICULARLY ABOUT THE “ALTERNATE ENDG” WHERE THE TWO MACHO GUYS BASH EACH OTHER FOR ADVERTENTLY TOUCHG LIPS OVER A SHARED NDY BAR. HOWEVER, THERE’S SOMETHG TO BE SAID FOR STEWART SCREAMG, “HE ALMOST KILLED THAT GUY BEE THEIR LIPS ACCINTALLY TOUCHED, HA HA HA HA HA…” WHILE POUNDG ON HIS ANCHOR SK, AND THEN NCLUDG, “SO THE GROUPS PROTTG THAT ONE HAVE A POT.” YA THK?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TAKG THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}MARCH 19, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DIAGNOSIS: {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IN PART 1 OF WHAT’S TRODUCED AS A NEW FEATURE ON MEDIL SCIENCE, ANCHOR JASON JON LOOKS AT A VASTATG MEDIL MYSTERY:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}“GROWG UP, WAYNE BEN WAS YOUR AVERAGE ALL-AMERIN KID. THEN ONE DAY, HIS LIFE BEME A NIGHTMARE.” Y, THAT’S RIGHT. YOUNG WAYNE HAD “GAY... THE BIG G… STRIK LNS OF AMERINS EACH YEAR.” HE TRIED MANY CUR, BUT “NOTHG WORKED. IT APPEARED HE WOULD SUFFER OM GAY FOR THE RT OF HIS LIFE.” BUT, ASKS JON, ULD BE THAT THERE’S HOPE? AFTER ALL, THERE ARE REPORTS OF “A CURED MAN-HUNGRY EVANGELIL METH ER.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JON OPENS PART 2 BY RMG HIS DIENCE THAT ONE MAN MIGHT HAVE FOUND HOPE FOR BEN AND OTHERS AFFLICTED WH GAY. THAT MAN IS RICHARD COHEN, A SELF-PROCLAIMED EX-GAY WHO SAYS, “HOMOSEXUALY IS NOT A DISEASE. IT’S AN EMOTNAL NDN THAT NEEDS TO BE ADDRSED.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JON PRODS AT COHEN UNTIL HE ADMS HE’S NOT A DOCTOR, PSYCHIATRIST, OR LICENSED ANY WAY (ALTHOUGH THAT DIDN’T STOP CNN OM BRGG HIM ON AS AN EXPERT GAY NVERSN THERAPY, OR HIM OM WRG A BOOK ABOUT ). COHEN THEN GIV WHAT HAS TO BE THE MOST BLISTERGLY FUNNY EXPLANATN – WH HAND GTUR – OF WHY IS THAT HOMOSEXUALY “DON’T WORK.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHEN HE BUMPS THE TIPS OF HIS TWO X FGERS TOGETHER TO MONSTRATE THE FUTILY OF MAN ON MAN ACTN, JON LOOKS AT HIM THE MOST SCERE FAKE PERPLEXY THE HISTORY OF TELEVISN, AND SAYS, HALTGLY, “LISTEN, I’M NO EXPERT, BUT I DON’T THK THAT’S HOW THEY DO .”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}BOO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AUGT 14, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE MOST IMMATURE MONTAGE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}OKAY, THIS EPISO OF CLTER**** TO THE WHE HOE WASN’T HORRIBLE OM START TO FISH. IT WAS JT HORRIBLE AT THE START, WHEN STEWART TRASHED MELISSA ETHERIDGE FOR ASKG TOO MANY PERSONAL QUTNS OF THE NDIDAT. BUT ONCE HE GOT OVER THAT, HE H HIS PRO-GAY GROOVE AGA WH A LTLE ROUND OF WHAT HE LLED “GAY MARRIAGE GOLF.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FIRST, JOE SOLMONE OF THE HUMAN RIGHTS CAMPAIGN ASKS HILLARY CLTON “WHAT IS AT THE HEART OF YOUR OPPOSN TO SAME SEX MARRIAGE?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}CLTON LGHS AND SAYS, “WELL, JOE, I PREFER TO THK OF AS BEG VERY POSIVE ABOUT CIVIL UNNS.” AND BEE PEOPLE BEG RELEGATED TO SEND CLASS CIZENSHIP IS ALWAYS A REAL HOOT, STEWART REGNIZED HER BLUNR WH A GOLF SHOT WI OF THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NEXT UP, BARACK OBAMA, WHO SAID HE WAS A STRONG SUPPORTER OF STRONG CIVIL UNNS. ANOTHER MISSED JOHN EDWARDS – OR AS STEWART LLED HIM, THE NEW ARCHIE BUNKER – DIDN’T BEAT AROUND THE BH, JT SAID, “I DO NOT SUPPORT SAME SEX MARRIAGE.” HE DIDN’T GET OUT OF THE SAND TRAP. DENNIS KUCICH FAMOLY H A HOLE ONE, SO GIVE THE MAN A FEW GOLF CLAPS, EVEN THOUGH HE’LL NEVER BE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JULY 10, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ALL RIGHT, LET’S BE HONT: STEPHEN COLBERT IS GAY-BAG THIS KID. THERE’S NO OTHER WORD FOR . BUT THIS ENGLISH GUY VENTED A VICE THAT GIV OFF A SIGNAL THAT, IF SOMEONE ELSE THE AREA IS G THE SAME VICE, WILL MAKE THE LTLE ELECTRONIC VICE, ABOUT THE SIZE OF A GARAGE DOOR OPENER, VIBRATE. “YOU’RE A DANCER, MAKP ARTIST, A RATER, A WEDDG PHOTOGRAPHER, AND… WHAT WERE YOU WORKG ON BEFORE GAYDAR?”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HE ANSWERS THAT HE WAS WORKG ON A DOORBELL FOR THE AF. WAS HARD TO DO THAT, COLBERT ASKS, SCE YOU’RE NOT AF? THE VENTOR NCES WAS. “WAS GAYDAR EASIER?” HE AGRE ONCE MORE. COLBERT WONRS WHY THAT IS. THE KID JT SS THERE AND ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOG TO CRY. IT’S ONE THG TO BA A POLICIAN ABOUT THEIR HOMOPHOBIA, RACISM, OR BAD PUBLIC POLICI, BUT TO RI SOMEONE ABOUT THEIR OWN SEXUAL ORIENTATN, STEREOTYPE THEM BEE THEY HAVE GENR-SPECT HOBBI AND REERS, AND THEN TRY TO PASS OFF AS SOPHISTITED POLIL HUMOR? NOT SO MUCH, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THERE ARE MANY OTHER GEMS OF GAYISHNS LURKG THE DAILY SHOW’S NEW VIO ARCHIVE, BUT ALAS, THEY MT BE MED ANOTHER DAY, AFTER COMEDY CENTRAL WORKS OUT THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}[NOTE: SCE THIS 2007 ARTICLE WAS WRTEN, THE DAILY SHOW VIO ARCHIVE HAS ROLVED THE ISSU WRER CHRISTIE KEH HERE MENTNS] {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FOR EXAMPLE, ONE UNPLAYABLE SEGMENT OM 2001 IS SCRIBED TANTALIZGLY TH: “ABERCROMBIE AND FCH ADS CLEARLY SELL HOMOSEXUALY.” ANOTHER, EQUALLY UNPLAYABLE, IS PART 1 OF A THREE-PART VIS TO A GAY SPORTS BAR NEW YORK’S CHELSEA DISTRICT DURG THE 2000 WORLD SERI, WHERE DAILY SHOW SPORTS RRPONNT STEVE CARELL END UP DANCG ON A TWALK WHILE THE CROWD CHEERED HIM ON. HOW DID HAPPEN? WE’LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL COMEDY CENTRAL GETS S ACT TOGETHER – OR ASKS A SIXTH GRAR HOW VID UPLOAD S {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE SEARCH AND TAGGG SYSTEMS LEAVE A B TO BE SIRED, TOO. FOR EXAMPLE, NO AMOUNT OF SEARCHG ULD GET ONE OF STEWART’S CLASSIC GAY MARRIAGE RANTS TO E UP, THE ONE WHERE HE ASKED, “ARE THEY GOG TO MAKE MARRY GAY?” HE WAS WORRIED, HE SAID, ABOUT ONE THG: “I THK THAT ’S GOG TO BE MANDATORY, BEE IF ’S NOT, WHY WOULD ANYONE REALLY RE? UNLS THE ERNMENT IS GOG TO FORCE YOU TO MAKE MAN-LOVE, I DON’T KNOW WHY WOULD KEEP YOU UP AT NIGHT.” AND NEHER THE TERMS “GAY” NOR “BANANA” BROUGHT UP THE FAMO STEPHEN COLBERT BANANA CLIP (ALTHOUGH SEARCHG FOR “PRCE CHARL” DID).{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

He first dismissed Associate Jtice Samuel Alo’s slippery-slope qutng about whether gay marriage would lead to more dub fns of the stutn before schoolg attorney John Bursch.

Notg Bursch’s absurd pot that gay marriage would uproot the blogil foundatn of marriage by makg about emotnal mment rather than children, Stewart played Jtice Gsberg’s succct retort: “Suppose a uple, a 70-year-old uple, and they want to get married? After a rog, vivid fense of the elrly and their non-childbearg lovemakg, Stewart let Bursch trip over his own rponse — which clud the myopic phrase “a 70-year-old man, obvly, is still pable of havg children” — before brgg the segment to a close: “Bottom le is this: If oral arguments have any impact on the fal rults, June is gog to be a nice time for a gay weddg.

”As Stewart noted, when he started on The Daily Show, the staff was predomantly whe and male—a homogeney that was cricized most famoly a 2010 Jezebel piece wrten by Ir Carmon. There’s a whole lotta gay gog on the brand-spankg-new archive of The Daily Show vio clips lnched last week by Comedy Central. Ever sce 1999, when a relatively unknown polil humorist named Jon Stewart took over as anchor and ma “fake news” a hoehold word, the anti-gay elements of society have been one of the ma targets of his creasgly impassned, brilliantly funny fake let’s check out the bt of the bt by lookg at the highlights of the last eight years, stoppg along the way to note a time or two The Daily Show really blew (and not a good way) do bear mentng that there are plenty of queer ics dog pro-gay polil humor.

JON STEWART: DR. BACHMANN CUR GAYS ‘SO HE CAN HOARD ALL THE GAYNS FOR HIMSELF’

And Stewart isn’t even the only straight ic who supports gay rights. Stewart isn’t even the only straight male polil ic wh his own TV show who supports LBGT equaly; so do, for example, Bill sets Stewart apart, asi om his tremendo mastream populary, is that his humor nveys a eply-rooted sense of personal outrage at anti-gay polici, laws, and attus.

He don’t, like Maher, support gay civil rights as part of an overall libertarian or progrsive polil iology, but bee, as he told nservative pund Bill Bent what may be the greatt terview of Stewart’s reer, gay equaly is part of “the natural progrsn of the human ndn” bee “every gay person [is] someone’s son or dghter. But when to gay polil humor, sometim The Daily Show gets wrong – hello, Stephen Colbert gay-bag the ventor of “Gaydar, ” a ltle electronic vice that will vibrate whenever anyone else close proximy has the same ’s also te that The Daily Show and s sp-off, The Colbert Report, haven’t been makg a lot of iends the MySpace generatn or the blogosphere lately.

Still, those seekg the gay n lose many, many hours The Daily Show vlts, relivg past moments of queer glory and disverg many others prevly unknown. “Isn’t every gay person someone’s son or dghter? Gay marriage is g…bee the urts have done …”Stewart cut him off, angry.

ROD STEWART: 'I WAS SURROUND BY GAY MEN THE 70S'

”Bent, ually a pretty articulate guy, blathered about Sndavia and the Netherlands for a while, then poted out that gay marriage mak people (prumably straight people) take marriage ls serly. “Divorce is not ed bee 50 percent of marriag end gayns.

Exactly the kd of people who don’t belong the perdic sectn we ll Gaywatch. ”He giv a brief report on gay marriage Spa, then swch ntents. He actually broke out of his fake newsster persona while quotg some Lone Star polician about recent legislatn banng gay people om adoptg foster children Texas, and said, “You know what's tertg?

JON STEWART BLASTS BACKLASH TO GAY MARRIAGE ARKANSAS, OKLAHOMA, TEXAS (VIO)

”He then prented a clip of CNN's Kira Phillips terviewg an unintified anti-gay spokperson about gay adoptn. This gut ntend that a scientific rearch study Illois had “proven” that children raised by gay upl were eleven tim more likely to be sexually abed than children raised by heterosexual upl. Randall Ellis of the Lbian/Gay Rights Lobby of Texas was ved to rpond, which he did, potg out that no reputable rearch backed up this claim.

"Nov 9, 2003One of the bt Daily Show clips of all time, and not really for s polil or social mentary, but for s humor – both tentnal and ’s ostensibly a report on mors that Bra’s Prce Charl had a gay enunter his past, but Stephen Colbert, reportg om “London, ” says he n’t discs due to the UK’s strict libel laws.

JON STEWART POSIVELY DTROYS ANTI-GAY MARRIAGE ARGUMENTS AT THE SUPREME COURT

”“Stephen, I have to tell you, that story – what I heard of – all sounds really gay.

”“Not gay, John. ”“You know, maly, how gay is. You n ValuFebary 1, 2007In se you were wonrg why the Republin party’s opposn to gay civil liberti is a valid public policy issue, but askg how the Vice Print rencil that wh his stated love and support of his lbian dghter is an unfivable tsn to the fay’s private life, Daily Show senr media cric John Oliver explas terms even Cheney’s new baby grandson and his two mommi n qutn that’s not f to ask?

“Is she gay bee the gay gene bursts through every rpcle of Cheney’s blood? ”June 6, 2006The night after Stewart took Bill Bent apart on the topic of gay marriage, he mentned havg fotten to discs the “awome wholomens of Oklahoma Senator Jam Inhofe and his jt betiful fay.