A Begner’s Gui to Gog Gay This Pri Month | Vogue

Contents:

• A BEGNER’S GUI TO GOG GAY
• A HANDY GUI TO ALL GAY MEN
• EXPLORE, DISVER & SHARE MANY FAAABULO PLAC YOUR AREA OR ACROSS OUR BIG GAY WORLD.

A BEGNER’S GUI TO GOG GAY

It’s been a hard 30 years for me as a non-bary homosexual on this cis, straight pla. Bee when you aren’t lookg, we gays are plottg and planng the Gay Agenda. The Gay Agenda which, to terrify all of my loyal nservative fans, always has been and always will be about makg as many people gay as possible.

A HANDY GUI TO ALL GAY MEN

And so this Pri month, as your agony nt here at Vogue, I am here to liver to you the LGBTQ+ msage: I’m here to tell you that ’s time to go gay. We get to wear leather whout lookg try-hard, we get to watch unhged drag queens fall over dive bars, and we get to holiday hom Tangier owned by “terr ratn gays.

” We’re statistilly more likely to be chic and fashnable (although some gay men seem to want to actively exclu themselv om this one) and people—lerally, like, everyone—are sperate for our approval. Yep, you got —beg gay is better. Of urse, try not to stay too reprsed and then let those bottled-up feelgs turn you to a psychopathic murrer, or perhaps worse, very very homophobic, but your sexualy and genr are all yours.

EXPLORE, DISVER & SHARE MANY FAAABULO PLAC YOUR AREA OR ACROSS OUR BIG GAY WORLD.

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