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OSAMA B LAN WAS GAY, SAYS FANCIFUL TABLOID
Jt three weeks after Osama B Lan's ath, tstworthy say journal The Globe revealed what your average Arizona-dwellg, 'Meri-lovg separatist knew all along: the mastermd behd 9/11 was a homosexual. Osama b Lan was gay but hid his shockg secret om his fanatil followers bee he feared they'd turn agast him, sourc tell the Globe a bombshell world exclive.
But his gay secret was exposed after heroic Navy SEALs stormed his fortified hiout Abbottabad, Pakistan, on May 1 and blew his bras out.... I bought a py yterday at the Safeway on Market and Church Streets after noticg the teaser on the ver: Government sir reveals: B Lan's Secret Gay Life!
There will probably be a San Francis-gay nnectn the story, I thought.