Soccer Practice | The Gay Pimp Lyrics, Meang & Vios

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• SOCCER PRACTICE.THE GAY PIMP LYRICS
• INTERVIEW WH JONNY {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}TVBY KARMAN KREGLOEMAY 14, 2007/3:14 PMBY KARMAN KREGLOEMAY 14, 2007 / 3:14 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"INTERVIEW WH JONNY MCGOVERN","DATEPUBLISHED":"2007-05-14T19:14:06.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2007-05-14T19:14:06.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"KARMAN KREGLOE","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"TV"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF DAVID BECKHAM AND RIP TORN HAD A LOVE CHILD, HIS NAME WOULD BE JONNY MCGOVERN. ALSO KNOWN AS THE GAY PIMP, THIS -YOUR-FACE EDIAN IS QUICKLY TAKG THE WORLD BY STORM. FROM EDY AND MIC TO TELEVISN AND NIGHT LIFE, THERE SEEMS TO BE NO REALM MCGOVERN HASN'T {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HIS POPULAR PODSTS, BIG GAY SKETCH SHOW CHARACTERS, AND MIL SPOOFS OF HETEROSEXUALY (CLUDG THE SANELY TCHY AND HYSTERIL VIRAL VIO SMASH "SOCCER PRACTICE") MAKE HIM A ONE-OF-A-KD ENTERTAER. NOT ONLY DO HE EMBRACE HIS SEXUALY, BUT HE'S MA A REER OF . RECENTLY UGHT UP WH THE EVER-BY MCGOVERN TO GET TO KNOW THE MAN BEHD THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;} FIRST OFF, HOW GREAT IS YOUR JOB?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JONNY MCGOVERN: IT'S PRETTY GREAT, BABY. ALL MY DIFFERENT JOBS ARE PRETTY NICE. I'VE BEEN ABLE TO SURROUND MYSELF WH THE GAYT PEOPLE POSSIBLE. I LOVE THE FAME AND THE GLAMOUR OF BEG ON TV. AND DOG THE PODST LETS ME REACH OUT TO A YOUNGER GENERATN OF GAY TEENS WHO LISTEN TO THE SHOW A LOT. I LOVE MAKG THEM LGH, BUT ALSO SHOWG THEM YOU N BE AS A GAY AS YOU WANT TO BE AND STILL GROW UP JT FE. THAT'S ENJOYABLE — TO BE ABLE TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE AS ROLE MOL. YOU N BE A BIG FAG AND GROW UP TO BE REAL SUCCSFUL AND SECURE WH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: AND THERE'S AN ADD BON OF ALL THE NAKED GUYS YOU SURROUND YOURSELF WH …{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: OH LET ME TELL YOU, THAT IS VERY LOVELY. I CREATED THAT LIFE. I LL MYSELF THE GAY PIMP FOR A REASON, BABY. I LIKE TO BE SURROUND BY NU DUS. THAT'S THE THG: NFINCE. IF YOU SAY YOU'RE THE GAY PIMP, PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE YOU. IT WORKED. IT HELPED THAT I WORE RHTONE JEANS AND HAD CHOREOGRAPHED DANC TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: DID YOU ALWAYS WANT TO DO THIS?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: I WENT TO ACTG SCHOOL AFTER I FISHED HIGH SCHOOL. I WAS A BIG THEATER FAG, OF URSE, HIGH SCHOOL. WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO NEW YORK, I STARTED TO PURSUE A REGULAR REER ACTG. BUT I SOON REALIZED WAS BORG WAG AROUND FOR PEOPLE TO GIVE YOU THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I ALSO REALIZED AS I GOT OLR THAT I WAS LS TERTED BEG WHAT SOMEONE ELSE WANTED ME TO BE THAN I WAS TERTED BEG MY GAY BIG SELF. I WANTED TO PUT THAT AND MY FEELGS ABOUT THAT AND MY POT OF VIEW MASTREAM POP CULTURE. SO I STARTED DOG ONE-MAN SHOWS. I WAS WORKG WH A GROUP LLED GRDHOE A GO GO, WHICH IS WHERE THE GAY PIMP WAS CREATED A SHOW LLED THE WRONG FAG TO F--- {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: WHERE DID THE GAY PIMP E OM?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: IT STARTED OFF WH EMEM. I WAS APPALLED BY HIM RIPPG ON FAGS AND TALKG MAD S---. PEOPLE WERE PROTTG, BUT HOW ULD YOU PROTT A POP STAR? I FIGURED MY BT WAY OF PROTTG WAS TO WRE A BIG, FLASHY, GLAMORO, FUNNY SHOW THAT I WORKED ON WH MARTE, WHO -HOSTS MY PODST WH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WE WROTE A SHOW LLED THE WRONG FAG TO F--- WH: THE GAY PIMP VS. EMEM. IT WAS WHERE THE GAY PIMP WAS A POP STAR/SUPERHERO WHO ME OUT AT THE MTV AWARDS TO BATTLE EMEM. OF URSE DID END WH EMEM GETTG UP THE BUTT AND BEG HUIATED WHILE ALL THE GAY TEENS WERE SET {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND THEN THE SONGS THAT WERE PART OF THE MIL WERE GETTG PLAY AROUND TOWN NEW YORK CY. I STARTED PERFORMG AS IF GAY PIMP WAS REALLY A POP STAR WH DANCERS AND TRANNI AND ALL THE STUFF THAT EVENTUALLY ME THE VIO. ONE TIME I WAS PERFORMG AT A PLACE LLED PS 122. WE WERE DOG A SHOW LLED DIRTY GAY TEEN POP SUPERSTARS, AND THIS PRODUCER, RICHARD J. ALEXANR — WHO DIRECTED BARBRA STREISAND TOURS AND BETTE MIDLER'S KISS MY BRASS TOUR — HE SAW AND SAID: "YOU WERE PRETTY GOOD, KID. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NEXT?"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I SAID, "I WANT TO MAKE A VIO." SO HE PRODUCED A VIO FOR ME, AND STARTED OM {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: CRICS OF THE CHARACTER MIGHT BE NCERNED WH THE WAY THAT RERC NEGATIVE STEREOTYP OF GAY MEN AS SEX-CRAZED HEATHENS. ARE YOU SPOOFG THIS STEREOTYPE OR EMBRACG ?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: IT'S A LTLE B OF BOTH. WE ARE MEN. THERE IS A REASON GAY GUYS GET WH EACH OTHER. MEN LIKE SEX. THERE'S AN ASPECT OF SEXUALY BEG A POSIVE THG, WHICH IS PART OF THE VIO. ALSO THE GAY PIMP CHARACTER ISN'T SOME SLAVE TO SOME STRAIGHT MAN'S {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: HOW DIFFERENT ARE YOU, JONNY, OM THE CHARACTER?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: I DON'T DANCE TO EVERY ROOM. I UALLY DON'T POP UP LOCKER ROOMS AND SG SONGS. BUT WE HAVE THE SAME NFINCE. WE HAVE THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOR. AND I AM SURROUND BY NU DUS A LOT. I THROW A PARTY EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT HERE NEW YORK CY LLED BOYS GONE WILD. SO EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT YOU N FD ME WH HALF-NAKED DUS DANCG AROUND DRSED LIKE PRETEND ABERCROMBIE & FCH AT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE OF BIG GAY SKETCH SHOW? WHAT HAVE BEEN THE BIGGT CHALLENG GETTG THE SHOW OFF THE GROUND?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: IT'S BEEN A LONG JOURNEY. WE ALL DNED TONS OF TIM. THEN WE DID THE PILOT EPISO, WHICH WAS MORE OF A PRENTATN BASED ON WHAT WE'D DO FOR THE SHOW. WE WORKED ON THE MTV OFFIC. AND ROSIE [O'DONNELL] WOULD E AND SEE . GETTG TO THAT POT, WE WERE ALL WORKG HARD AND WERE ALL NERVO. WE ALL THOUGHT, "TODAY'S THE DAY WE'RE GOG TO GET FIRED." WE NEVER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORE CHARACTERS ON THE SHOW TO PLAY?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: ONE CHARACTER IS CHOLATE PUDDG THE SKETCH "TRANNY 911." I GOT TO WORK WH MICHAEL SERRATO, WHO PLAYED ONE OF HIS OLD CHARACTERS LLED HEAVEN. WE'RE GREAT IENDS, SO DOG THAT TOGETHER WAS FUN. I ALSO DID A SERI AS GAY WEREWOLF, WHICH HAVEN'T BEEN ON THE SHOW YET. I'M A STRAIGHT GUY WHO ONCE A MONTH, BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON, TURNS TO A GAY WEREWOLF, WHICH IS JT AS RETARD AS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: DO YOU FEEL THAT THE LABEL OF "GAY MICIAN" OR "GAY EDIAN" HAS HELPED OR LIMED YOUR SUCCS?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: I'M NOT TERTED BEG ANYTHG EXCEPT A GAY EDIAN OR GAY MICIAN. THAT'S WHAT I AM. I'VE VOTED MY LIFE TO DOG GAY STUFF. THE ONLY WAY I'M TERTED CROSSG OVER IS IF PEOPLE E TO ME. AND WH "SOCCER PRACTICE" AND THE PODST, A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE. BUT I'M NOT ABOUT CHANGG MYSELF TO PLEASE A STRAIGHT DIENCE. I'M ABOUT BEG AS GAY AS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND THAT MEANS ALSO BEG AS REAL AND AS FUNNY AS POSSIBLE, AND LETTG PEOPLE E TO ME AND DISVER THAT. WHEN YOU'RE FUNNY, THAT N HAPPEN. MY NEW ALBUM, GAYS GONE WILD, WHICH OUT AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I'VE CLARED IS THE GAYT ALBUM EVER. I WAS LISTENG TO WH MY PRODUCERS WHO WERE LIKE, "THIS IS SO GAY. OH MY GOD DAMN!" THE TL OF THE SONGS CLU "GIRL I F----- YOUR BOYIEND" AND "BOSSY BOTTOM." I EVEN HAVE A SONG FOR THE LADI LLED "DON'T FALL LOVE WH A HOMO."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON OTHER MICIANS, LIKE MIKA, WHO URT A GAY DIENCE BUT WON'T SPEAK ABOUT THEIR SEXUALY?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: THERE'S NO REASON TO OUT EVERYONE THE WORLD. I THK SEEG MIKA ONSTAGE OR A VIO OR LISTENG TO ANY OF HIS SONGS, YOU'RE PRETTY SURE THAT'S A GAY MAN. I DON'T THK ANYONE IS DOUBTG — MAYBE SOME 13-YEAR-OLD WHO IS A BIG FAN. BUT THAT'S NO BIG AL; SHE'LL FD OUT SOON {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: NOW, ARE YOU STILL WH KEV?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: I SURE AM. I'M MARRYG THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: HOW DID YOU MEET AND WHAT DO YOU GUYS LOVE TO DO TOGETHER?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: I MET HIS ROOMMATE A FEW YEARS AGO WHO SAID, "MY ROOMMATE THKS YOU'RE REALLY CUTE." HE ME TO ONE OF MY PARTI NEW YORK. IT WAS MAGIC OM THEN ON, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: IT SEEMS LIKE THE TER PLAYED A LARGE PART YOUR SUCCS, TERMS OF GETTG YOUR VIOS AND NAME OUT THERE. DO YOU FD HARD AS A GAY ARTIST TO GET EXPOSURE VIA THE UAL CHANNELS?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: IT'S ALWAYS A CHALLENGE, PECIALLY SCE I PH THE ENVELOPE AND DON'T WANT TO STEP BACK. THE TER IS HOW I GOT STARTED BEG FAMO, AND THIS WAS BEFORE YOUTUBE OR ANYTHG LIKE THAT. MY SUCCS ALWAYS STARTS A GRASS-ROOTS WAY. I PHED TO TV, AND HOPEFULLY WILL NTUE THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: DO YOU HAVE TO AL WH CENSORSHIP?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE TELLG YOU 'S TOO GAY. ON MY PODST, I'M THE BOSS. THERE ARE NO L ON PODSTG. ON THE BIG GAY SKETCH SHOW, THEY ALWAYS SAY, "BE GAYER."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: WHEN DID YOU E OUT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: I ME OUT LLEGE. I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL EGYPT. IT WAS NOT A HOMOCENTRIC ENVIRONMENT. I KNEW I WAS GAY. THE ONLY ROLE MOL ON TV I HAD THEN WAS BLANCHE'S BROTHER OM THE GOLN GIRLS, AND HE WAS NOT SOMEONE TO LOOK UP TO. I WASN'T LIKE, "I WANT TO BE LIKE BLANCHE'S BROTHER ON THE GOLN GIRLS, ASHAMED OF [MY] GAYNS."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHEN I WENT TO BOSTON UNIVERSY I WAS THE ACTG PROGRAM, WHICH WAS LIKE FAGAPALOOZA. I WAS ABLE TO SEE OTHER GAY GUYS WHO WERE WELL-ADJTED — OL, TERTG PEOPLE. AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S ME." AND WHEN I FALLY HAD SEX WH A GUY, ALL FELL TO PLACE. IT WASN'T SRY OR WEIRD. IT WAS EXACTLY WHO I AM. COMG OUT MA ME MORE MYSELF THEN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: IN "SOCCER PRACTICE," YOU LAMPOON THE LATENT HOMOSEXUALY SPORTS. DO THAT E OM YOUR HIGH SCHOOL DAYS?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: DEFELY. THAT IS THE STUFF I FD EROTIC AND SEXY. "SOCCER PRACTICE" WAS A SEND UP AND A CELEBRATN OF THAT KD OF THG AT THE SAME TIME. I ME UP WH THAT SONG WHEN I WAS VISG MY HIGH SCHOOL, WALKG ON THE SOCCER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: WHAT OTHER TOPICS ARE YOU LOOKG TO TACKLE?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: A LOT MORE SONGS CELEBRATG DIFFERENT TYP OF BOYS. I HAVE A SEND UP OF THAT ASYMMETRIL BOY LLED "ELECTROBOY PLUG IT IN." AND THEN THERE'S "DON'T FALL LOVE WH A HOMO." IT GO, "I KNOW HE DO YOUR HAIR, TAK YOU SHOPPG EVERYWHERE, BUT HE A'T GOG TO TOUCH YOU DOWN THERE."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: WHO ARE YOUR FLUENC OR IDOLS, MILLY OR EDY? {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: THE PEOPLE THAT TGHT ME EDY WERE A UPLE OF LOVELY LADI WHO LIVED MIAMI LLED THE GOLN GIRLS. WATCHG THE GOLN GIRLS REALLY IS A LSON TIMG AND LIVERY WHICH YOU N'T BEAT AT ALL. THAT'S MY OLD-SCHOOL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I ALSO SPENT ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL LISTENG TO BLACK LADI SCREAMG MY RAD, LIKE ARETHA FRANKL. MY MIC DON'T SOUND LIKE THEM, BUT 'S FLUENCED [BY] . THE DAYS THE PERSON I LIKE THE MOST IS MISSY ELLTT. I LIKE HER STYLE AND HER CREATIVY AND THE ARTISTS THAT SHE WORKS WH. I LOVE THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: LASTLY, WHAT N WE EXPECT OM YOU THE FUTURE?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: WE'LL BE DOG A NEW SEASON OF MY PODST THIS SUMMER. I'M ALSO DOG THE EAST VILLAGE MIX TAPE: THE LEGEND SERI. I'M GOG BACK TO ALL THE NEW YORK CY NIGHT LIFE LEGENDS THAT NEED TO BE REMEMBERED, LIKE DOOR LADY CONNIE GIRL. PRCS EXTRAVAGANZA OM THE HOE OF EXTRAVAGANZA AND I ARE DOG A TRACK TOGETHER LLED "THE PIER 1977." SHE TOLD ME ALL THE HISTORY OF BEG ON THE PIER AND BATTLG WH WILLIE NJA. IT'S A WAY TO BRG OUR CULTURE AND HISTORY OUT A FUN, SHY, POP WAY. AND WE'RE CROSSG OUR FGERS THAT LOGO WILL GREENLIGHT THE SEND SEASON OF THE GAY BIG SKETCH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
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SOCCER PRACTICE.THE GAY PIMP LYRICS

Jonny McGovern, also known by his character name Gay Pimp, is an Amerin edian and sger. This was followed by the release of his CD Dirty Gay Hs, for which he toured Ameri and received some populary (and MTV airplay) Europe and Japan. The gay pimp is a very fluential band, that started wh only two members.

Read Full BThe gay pimp is a very fluential band, that started wh only two members. They changed styl to a Btal Death Metal band lled "Dismembered gutted child eatg mic" and were an stant to be nfed wh Jonny Mcern who is known as Gay Pimp.

Also known as the Gay Pimp, this -your-face edian is quickly takg the world by storm. From edy and mic to televisn and night life, there seems to be no realm McGovern hasn't popular podsts, Big Gay Sketch Show characters, and mil spoofs of heterosexualy (cludg the sanely tchy and hysteril viral vio smash "Soccer Practice") make him a one-of-a-kd entertaer. I've been able to surround myself wh the gayt people possible.

INTERVIEW WH JONNY {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}TVBY KARMAN KREGLOEMAY 14, 2007/3:14 PMBY KARMAN KREGLOEMAY 14, 2007 / 3:14 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"INTERVIEW WH JONNY MCGOVERN","DATEPUBLISHED":"2007-05-14T19:14:06.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2007-05-14T19:14:06.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"KARMAN KREGLOE","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"TV"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IF DAVID BECKHAM AND RIP TORN HAD A LOVE CHILD, HIS NAME WOULD BE JONNY MCGOVERN. ALSO KNOWN AS THE GAY PIMP, THIS -YOUR-FACE EDIAN IS QUICKLY TAKG THE WORLD BY STORM. FROM EDY AND MIC TO TELEVISN AND NIGHT LIFE, THERE SEEMS TO BE NO REALM MCGOVERN HASN'T {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}HIS POPULAR PODSTS, BIG GAY SKETCH SHOW CHARACTERS, AND MIL SPOOFS OF HETEROSEXUALY (CLUDG THE SANELY TCHY AND HYSTERIL VIRAL VIO SMASH "SOCCER PRACTICE") MAKE HIM A ONE-OF-A-KD ENTERTAER. NOT ONLY DO HE EMBRACE HIS SEXUALY, BUT HE'S MA A REER OF . RECENTLY UGHT UP WH THE EVER-BY MCGOVERN TO GET TO KNOW THE MAN BEHD THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;} FIRST OFF, HOW GREAT IS YOUR JOB?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JONNY MCGOVERN: IT'S PRETTY GREAT, BABY. ALL MY DIFFERENT JOBS ARE PRETTY NICE. I'VE BEEN ABLE TO SURROUND MYSELF WH THE GAYT PEOPLE POSSIBLE. I LOVE THE FAME AND THE GLAMOUR OF BEG ON TV. AND DOG THE PODST LETS ME REACH OUT TO A YOUNGER GENERATN OF GAY TEENS WHO LISTEN TO THE SHOW A LOT. I LOVE MAKG THEM LGH, BUT ALSO SHOWG THEM YOU N BE AS A GAY AS YOU WANT TO BE AND STILL GROW UP JT FE. THAT'S ENJOYABLE — TO BE ABLE TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE AS ROLE MOL. YOU N BE A BIG FAG AND GROW UP TO BE REAL SUCCSFUL AND SECURE WH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: AND THERE'S AN ADD BON OF ALL THE NAKED GUYS YOU SURROUND YOURSELF WH …{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: OH LET ME TELL YOU, THAT IS VERY LOVELY. I CREATED THAT LIFE. I LL MYSELF THE GAY PIMP FOR A REASON, BABY. I LIKE TO BE SURROUND BY NU DUS. THAT'S THE THG: NFINCE. IF YOU SAY YOU'RE THE GAY PIMP, PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE YOU. IT WORKED. IT HELPED THAT I WORE RHTONE JEANS AND HAD CHOREOGRAPHED DANC TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: DID YOU ALWAYS WANT TO DO THIS?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: I WENT TO ACTG SCHOOL AFTER I FISHED HIGH SCHOOL. I WAS A BIG THEATER FAG, OF URSE, HIGH SCHOOL. WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO NEW YORK, I STARTED TO PURSUE A REGULAR REER ACTG. BUT I SOON REALIZED WAS BORG WAG AROUND FOR PEOPLE TO GIVE YOU THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I ALSO REALIZED AS I GOT OLR THAT I WAS LS TERTED BEG WHAT SOMEONE ELSE WANTED ME TO BE THAN I WAS TERTED BEG MY GAY BIG SELF. I WANTED TO PUT THAT AND MY FEELGS ABOUT THAT AND MY POT OF VIEW MASTREAM POP CULTURE. SO I STARTED DOG ONE-MAN SHOWS. I WAS WORKG WH A GROUP LLED GRDHOE A GO GO, WHICH IS WHERE THE GAY PIMP WAS CREATED A SHOW LLED THE WRONG FAG TO F--- {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: WHERE DID THE GAY PIMP E OM?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: IT STARTED OFF WH EMEM. I WAS APPALLED BY HIM RIPPG ON FAGS AND TALKG MAD S---. PEOPLE WERE PROTTG, BUT HOW ULD YOU PROTT A POP STAR? I FIGURED MY BT WAY OF PROTTG WAS TO WRE A BIG, FLASHY, GLAMORO, FUNNY SHOW THAT I WORKED ON WH MARTE, WHO -HOSTS MY PODST WH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WE WROTE A SHOW LLED THE WRONG FAG TO F--- WH: THE GAY PIMP VS. EMEM. IT WAS WHERE THE GAY PIMP WAS A POP STAR/SUPERHERO WHO ME OUT AT THE MTV AWARDS TO BATTLE EMEM. OF URSE DID END WH EMEM GETTG UP THE BUTT AND BEG HUIATED WHILE ALL THE GAY TEENS WERE SET {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND THEN THE SONGS THAT WERE PART OF THE MIL WERE GETTG PLAY AROUND TOWN NEW YORK CY. I STARTED PERFORMG AS IF GAY PIMP WAS REALLY A POP STAR WH DANCERS AND TRANNI AND ALL THE STUFF THAT EVENTUALLY ME THE VIO. ONE TIME I WAS PERFORMG AT A PLACE LLED PS 122. WE WERE DOG A SHOW LLED DIRTY GAY TEEN POP SUPERSTARS, AND THIS PRODUCER, RICHARD J. ALEXANR — WHO DIRECTED BARBRA STREISAND TOURS AND BETTE MIDLER'S KISS MY BRASS TOUR — HE SAW AND SAID: "YOU WERE PRETTY GOOD, KID. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NEXT?"{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I SAID, "I WANT TO MAKE A VIO." SO HE PRODUCED A VIO FOR ME, AND STARTED OM {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: CRICS OF THE CHARACTER MIGHT BE NCERNED WH THE WAY THAT RERC NEGATIVE STEREOTYP OF GAY MEN AS SEX-CRAZED HEATHENS. ARE YOU SPOOFG THIS STEREOTYPE OR EMBRACG ?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: IT'S A LTLE B OF BOTH. WE ARE MEN. THERE IS A REASON GAY GUYS GET WH EACH OTHER. MEN LIKE SEX. THERE'S AN ASPECT OF SEXUALY BEG A POSIVE THG, WHICH IS PART OF THE VIO. ALSO THE GAY PIMP CHARACTER ISN'T SOME SLAVE TO SOME STRAIGHT MAN'S {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: HOW DIFFERENT ARE YOU, JONNY, OM THE CHARACTER?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: I DON'T DANCE TO EVERY ROOM. I UALLY DON'T POP UP LOCKER ROOMS AND SG SONGS. BUT WE HAVE THE SAME NFINCE. WE HAVE THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOR. AND I AM SURROUND BY NU DUS A LOT. I THROW A PARTY EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT HERE NEW YORK CY LLED BOYS GONE WILD. SO EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT YOU N FD ME WH HALF-NAKED DUS DANCG AROUND DRSED LIKE PRETEND ABERCROMBIE & FCH AT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE OF BIG GAY SKETCH SHOW? WHAT HAVE BEEN THE BIGGT CHALLENG GETTG THE SHOW OFF THE GROUND?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: IT'S BEEN A LONG JOURNEY. WE ALL DNED TONS OF TIM. THEN WE DID THE PILOT EPISO, WHICH WAS MORE OF A PRENTATN BASED ON WHAT WE'D DO FOR THE SHOW. WE WORKED ON THE MTV OFFIC. AND ROSIE [O'DONNELL] WOULD E AND SEE . GETTG TO THAT POT, WE WERE ALL WORKG HARD AND WERE ALL NERVO. WE ALL THOUGHT, "TODAY'S THE DAY WE'RE GOG TO GET FIRED." WE NEVER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORE CHARACTERS ON THE SHOW TO PLAY?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: ONE CHARACTER IS CHOLATE PUDDG THE SKETCH "TRANNY 911." I GOT TO WORK WH MICHAEL SERRATO, WHO PLAYED ONE OF HIS OLD CHARACTERS LLED HEAVEN. WE'RE GREAT IENDS, SO DOG THAT TOGETHER WAS FUN. I ALSO DID A SERI AS GAY WEREWOLF, WHICH HAVEN'T BEEN ON THE SHOW YET. I'M A STRAIGHT GUY WHO ONCE A MONTH, BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON, TURNS TO A GAY WEREWOLF, WHICH IS JT AS RETARD AS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: DO YOU FEEL THAT THE LABEL OF "GAY MICIAN" OR "GAY EDIAN" HAS HELPED OR LIMED YOUR SUCCS?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: I'M NOT TERTED BEG ANYTHG EXCEPT A GAY EDIAN OR GAY MICIAN. THAT'S WHAT I AM. I'VE VOTED MY LIFE TO DOG GAY STUFF. THE ONLY WAY I'M TERTED CROSSG OVER IS IF PEOPLE E TO ME. AND WH "SOCCER PRACTICE" AND THE PODST, A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE. BUT I'M NOT ABOUT CHANGG MYSELF TO PLEASE A STRAIGHT DIENCE. I'M ABOUT BEG AS GAY AS {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND THAT MEANS ALSO BEG AS REAL AND AS FUNNY AS POSSIBLE, AND LETTG PEOPLE E TO ME AND DISVER THAT. WHEN YOU'RE FUNNY, THAT N HAPPEN. MY NEW ALBUM, GAYS GONE WILD, WHICH OUT AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I'VE CLARED IS THE GAYT ALBUM EVER. I WAS LISTENG TO WH MY PRODUCERS WHO WERE LIKE, "THIS IS SO GAY. OH MY GOD DAMN!" THE TL OF THE SONGS CLU "GIRL I F----- YOUR BOYIEND" AND "BOSSY BOTTOM." I EVEN HAVE A SONG FOR THE LADI LLED "DON'T FALL LOVE WH A HOMO."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON OTHER MICIANS, LIKE MIKA, WHO URT A GAY DIENCE BUT WON'T SPEAK ABOUT THEIR SEXUALY?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: THERE'S NO REASON TO OUT EVERYONE THE WORLD. I THK SEEG MIKA ONSTAGE OR A VIO OR LISTENG TO ANY OF HIS SONGS, YOU'RE PRETTY SURE THAT'S A GAY MAN. I DON'T THK ANYONE IS DOUBTG — MAYBE SOME 13-YEAR-OLD WHO IS A BIG FAN. BUT THAT'S NO BIG AL; SHE'LL FD OUT SOON {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: NOW, ARE YOU STILL WH KEV?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: I SURE AM. I'M MARRYG THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: HOW DID YOU MEET AND WHAT DO YOU GUYS LOVE TO DO TOGETHER?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: I MET HIS ROOMMATE A FEW YEARS AGO WHO SAID, "MY ROOMMATE THKS YOU'RE REALLY CUTE." HE ME TO ONE OF MY PARTI NEW YORK. IT WAS MAGIC OM THEN ON, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: IT SEEMS LIKE THE TER PLAYED A LARGE PART YOUR SUCCS, TERMS OF GETTG YOUR VIOS AND NAME OUT THERE. DO YOU FD HARD AS A GAY ARTIST TO GET EXPOSURE VIA THE UAL CHANNELS?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: IT'S ALWAYS A CHALLENGE, PECIALLY SCE I PH THE ENVELOPE AND DON'T WANT TO STEP BACK. THE TER IS HOW I GOT STARTED BEG FAMO, AND THIS WAS BEFORE YOUTUBE OR ANYTHG LIKE THAT. MY SUCCS ALWAYS STARTS A GRASS-ROOTS WAY. I PHED TO TV, AND HOPEFULLY WILL NTUE THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: DO YOU HAVE TO AL WH CENSORSHIP?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE TELLG YOU 'S TOO GAY. ON MY PODST, I'M THE BOSS. THERE ARE NO L ON PODSTG. ON THE BIG GAY SKETCH SHOW, THEY ALWAYS SAY, "BE GAYER."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: WHEN DID YOU E OUT?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: I ME OUT LLEGE. I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL EGYPT. IT WAS NOT A HOMOCENTRIC ENVIRONMENT. I KNEW I WAS GAY. THE ONLY ROLE MOL ON TV I HAD THEN WAS BLANCHE'S BROTHER OM THE GOLN GIRLS, AND HE WAS NOT SOMEONE TO LOOK UP TO. I WASN'T LIKE, "I WANT TO BE LIKE BLANCHE'S BROTHER ON THE GOLN GIRLS, ASHAMED OF [MY] GAYNS."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WHEN I WENT TO BOSTON UNIVERSY I WAS THE ACTG PROGRAM, WHICH WAS LIKE FAGAPALOOZA. I WAS ABLE TO SEE OTHER GAY GUYS WHO WERE WELL-ADJTED — OL, TERTG PEOPLE. AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S ME." AND WHEN I FALLY HAD SEX WH A GUY, ALL FELL TO PLACE. IT WASN'T SRY OR WEIRD. IT WAS EXACTLY WHO I AM. COMG OUT MA ME MORE MYSELF THEN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: IN "SOCCER PRACTICE," YOU LAMPOON THE LATENT HOMOSEXUALY SPORTS. DO THAT E OM YOUR HIGH SCHOOL DAYS?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: DEFELY. THAT IS THE STUFF I FD EROTIC AND SEXY. "SOCCER PRACTICE" WAS A SEND UP AND A CELEBRATN OF THAT KD OF THG AT THE SAME TIME. I ME UP WH THAT SONG WHEN I WAS VISG MY HIGH SCHOOL, WALKG ON THE SOCCER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: WHAT OTHER TOPICS ARE YOU LOOKG TO TACKLE?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: A LOT MORE SONGS CELEBRATG DIFFERENT TYP OF BOYS. I HAVE A SEND UP OF THAT ASYMMETRIL BOY LLED "ELECTROBOY PLUG IT IN." AND THEN THERE'S "DON'T FALL LOVE WH A HOMO." IT GO, "I KNOW HE DO YOUR HAIR, TAK YOU SHOPPG EVERYWHERE, BUT HE A'T GOG TO TOUCH YOU DOWN THERE."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: WHO ARE YOUR FLUENC OR IDOLS, MILLY OR EDY? {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: THE PEOPLE THAT TGHT ME EDY WERE A UPLE OF LOVELY LADI WHO LIVED MIAMI LLED THE GOLN GIRLS. WATCHG THE GOLN GIRLS REALLY IS A LSON TIMG AND LIVERY WHICH YOU N'T BEAT AT ALL. THAT'S MY OLD-SCHOOL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}I ALSO SPENT ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL LISTENG TO BLACK LADI SCREAMG MY RAD, LIKE ARETHA FRANKL. MY MIC DON'T SOUND LIKE THEM, BUT 'S FLUENCED [BY] . THE DAYS THE PERSON I LIKE THE MOST IS MISSY ELLTT. I LIKE HER STYLE AND HER CREATIVY AND THE ARTISTS THAT SHE WORKS WH. I LOVE THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AE: LASTLY, WHAT N WE EXPECT OM YOU THE FUTURE?{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JM: WE'LL BE DOG A NEW SEASON OF MY PODST THIS SUMMER. I'M ALSO DOG THE EAST VILLAGE MIX TAPE: THE LEGEND SERI. I'M GOG BACK TO ALL THE NEW YORK CY NIGHT LIFE LEGENDS THAT NEED TO BE REMEMBERED, LIKE DOOR LADY CONNIE GIRL. PRCS EXTRAVAGANZA OM THE HOE OF EXTRAVAGANZA AND I ARE DOG A TRACK TOGETHER LLED "THE PIER 1977." SHE TOLD ME ALL THE HISTORY OF BEG ON THE PIER AND BATTLG WH WILLIE NJA. IT'S A WAY TO BRG OUR CULTURE AND HISTORY OUT A FUN, SHY, POP WAY. AND WE'RE CROSSG OUR FGERS THAT LOGO WILL GREENLIGHT THE SEND SEASON OF THE GAY BIG SKETCH {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

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DIRTY SOCCER PRACTICEJOHNNY MCGOVERN (THE GAY PIMP) LYRICS

I ll myself the Gay Pimp for a reason, baby.

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SOCCER PRACTICETHE GAY PIMP LYRICS

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GAY PIMP - SOCCER PRACTICE (LYRICS) | Текст песни

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GAY PIMP - SOCCER PRACTICE LYRICS

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"AE: What are your thoughts on other micians, like Mika, who urt a gay dience but won't speak about their sexualy? I thk seeg Mika onstage or a vio or listeng to any of his songs, you're pretty sure that's a gay man.