Edward Sagar, The Good Guys, The Bad Guys, and the Gay Guys, Contemporary Soclogy, Vol. 2, No. 1 (Jan., 1973), pp. 3-13
Contents:
- WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS TAKEN, GAY, DEAD, OR AVAILABLE?
- ALL THE GOOD MEN ARE GAY
- ALL THE GOOD MEN ARE EHER GAY OR HAVE NO FACE.
- ALL THE GOOD ON ARE GAY
- WHY GOOD OMENS BOSS NEIL GAIMAN WON'T LABEL AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY AS GAY
- LAKERS AMONG TEAMS LKED TO RUDY GAY
- IS RUDY GAY A GOOD F?
WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS TAKEN, GAY, DEAD, OR AVAILABLE?
The All the Good Men Are Gay trope as ed popular culture. A woman lookg for Mr. Right eventually fds a great guy wh all the right thgs she's … * all the good ones are gay *
There is this generalized belief that after a certa age (and that age is whatever you believe to be), all the "good on" are gay (if you’re straight) or straight (if you’re gay) or married (at any rate, unavailable to you); all the sgle male populatn over that theoretil age are leftovers and rejects you wouldn't want at all. And here’s the thg: When you fally do e across one of the good guys out there, why do always turn out that he’s eher taken, gay, ad, or available?
ALL THE GOOD MEN ARE GAY
Wars: All the good men are eher gay or have no face. * all the good ones are gay *
Why do you always fall for the married, gay, sgle, straight, alive, ad, bisexual, imagary, atose, extant, or extra-dimensnal guys?! The last ne kd, charismatic guys whom I’ve been terted have been, orr, gay, married, 10 months old, created 1968 by Hanna-Barbera Productns and voiced by Daws Butler, still livg wh his mother, sgle and open to datg, a wtern lowland gorilla, gay aga, and a marble bt of Juli about tratg!
Go to gaybros.
Regardls if beg gay shaped your life, or jt don't feel very important, you should be able to live fortably normalcy if you so choose. Connie: Oy vey, why do all the good on have to be oy gay? Mrice: It's a man's choice to be gay!
ALL THE GOOD MEN ARE EHER GAY OR HAVE NO FACE.
Somethg I've been hearg a lot om girls is "why are all the cute on gay?". I feel like slappg someone when I hear this. I go to an all boys... * all the good ones are gay *
Right eventually fds a great guy wh all the right thgs she's lookg for — but turns out he's homosexual, leadg to the dismissive statement about straight men. This is load wh the Unfortunate Implitn that only (and all) gay men posss the quali women want — tenrns, nsiratn, etc.
Ironilly, there is no shortage of gay men sayg the reverse: that all the good men are taken or straight, admirg the stereotypil posive tras of straight men (mascule mannerisms, straightforward wh emotns, laid-back attu, etc. Realistilly, given the (alleged) percentag of straight and gay men the human populatn, however, "All The Good Men Are Straight" is closer to an accurate statement than this trope's tle. Compare to Inpatible Orientatn, where she may still love him spe his beg gay.
ALL THE GOOD ON ARE GAY
All the Good On are Gay prted on a light blue Bella and Canvas 100% tton tshirt. In stock and ready to ship * all the good ones are gay *
Also pare Sorry, I'm Gay where he may actually be straight and still tryg to ward off her advanc. Settled for Gay is this trope exaggerated and happens if the woman qutn eventually giv up on straight men and prefers the pany of gay men, even though she knows she will never be volved wh any of them.
WHY GOOD OMENS BOSS NEIL GAIMAN WON'T LABEL AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY AS GAY
Fans of Good Omens have been shippg Aziraphale and Crowley as a gay uple for years, but thor and shownner Neil Gaiman ref to label them this way * all the good ones are gay *
This may be the attu the Last Het Romance of a gay man tak after he out.
LAKERS AMONG TEAMS LKED TO RUDY GAY
Will the Goln State Warrrs sign veteran Rudy Gay NBA ee agency after he got bought out by the Oklahoma Cy Thunr? * all the good ones are gay *
Happens this ad by an surance pany; not only the good men, but all men the world are gay.
In Doonbury, Mike's secretary Marcia Febloom set out to prove to Mike that all the good men were eher married or gay. She lled out to a good-lookg jogger, askg if he were married or gay, and he answered, "Both. Danae nounc the character of all men and dismiss Lucy's immediate unterexample as gay.
IS RUDY GAY A GOOD F?
* all the good ones are gay *
(Which impli that gays aren't actual men. And gay.
Tea laments that "every time I meet a guy, he's eher gay or a villa disguise! Not only is Zarbon NOT gay (he claims to have an off-screen girliend we never see), he's also very, very evil and sadistic. When her iends reveal that they went to a gay bar whout her, Usagi pletely miss the pot and gets offend at the ia of tryg to pick up gay men.
I Love You, Lisa Kudrow's character repeatedly asks out guys by askg them first if they are sgle, then askg if they're gay. Played for Lghs In & Out; after Ey fds out that her fiancée is actually gay, she hs on another man, who also is gay. The way that she fails to notice that he's gay, when most of the dience and their school iends will have spotted the fact wh mut if not sends, is a big sign that she's not que as smart as she thks.