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- HERE ARE THE SENATORS WHO VOTED AGAST AMERI’S FIRST GAY CABET SECRETARY
- JOSH HAWLEY KNOWS NOTHG ABOUT WHAT MAK A REAL MAN, OR A GOOD ONEMANLY VIRTUES, AND VICESWE DO NOT NEED ANY LECTUR ON “MANLY VIRTU” OM SOMEONE WHO HAS UNRMED THE MOCRATIC IALS OF THIS UNTRY. JOSH HAWLEY IS THE ANTHIS OF WHAT A GOOD MAN SHOULD BE.TIM TEEMANSENR EDOR AND WRERUPDATED NOV. 08, 2021 6:55PM EST OPNAP PHOTO/JEFF ROBERSONEVERYTHG JUNR MISSOURI SENATOR JOSH HAWLEY DO, DAY DAY OUT, IS AN EXERCISE SNEERG OPPORTUNISM. MAYBE HE LOV PLAYG THE RIGHT-WG BAD BOY, GOBBLG UP AIRTIME, STOKG CULTURAL OUTRAGE, ALONGSI THE RELENTLS SMIRKG HE DO TO THE BLACK HOLE OF WHATEVER HE IMAG HIS FUTURE NSISTS OF. WE KNOW, HE KNOWS, THAT THE MOST RONANT IMAGE OF HIM IS OM JAN. 6, HIS FIST ALOFT SUPPORTG THOSE WHO LED THE VLENT SURRECTN AT THE U.S. CAPOL. HE SHOULDN’T HOLD A POSN OF ANY POWER.IN MAY, THE WASHGTON POST TRACED HIS POLIL PATH UP TO THAT MOMENT, AND TO WHERE HE IS NOW—A REPUBLIN WHO FEELS HIS FAR-RIGHT CROWN IS NIGH. HERE, THROUGH THE LOOKG GLASS WE FD OURSELV , HAWLEY’S SHAMELSNS IS BEG REWARD. HIS LATT BEAT, PRUMABLY TO DM UP FUNDS AND RIGHT-WG CLICKS, IS TO GASLIGHT ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN ABOUT MASCULY—OR MORE SPECIFILLY WHAT HE LLS THE LEFT’S ATTACK ON MASCULY. THIS, LIKE A LOT OF WHAT HAWLEY SAYS, IS A BBLED-TOGETHER, NON-THIS MA UP OF ABSURD CLAIMS, LI, AND BASELS SULTS. BUT IF KEEPS THE FFERS FULL, AND HIS FACE ON ANY TV SCREEN ANYWHERE, THEN HAWLEY JUDG WORTH HIS TIME AND ENERGY.AND SO TO THE NATNAL CONSERVATISM CONFERENCE FLORIDA LAST WEEK, WHERE HAWLEY FIRST JOKED ABOUT THE MEDIA LLG HIM “A RACIST, A FASCIST, OR A NAZI.” HE DIDN’T ANSWER ANY OF THE CHARG OR ADDRS HIS PAST WORDS AND ACTNS. HE MERELY MA A JOKE ABOUT BEG SADDLED WH THE LABELS THAT HE SAID MA HIM THK WHAT DID HE “HAVE TO LOSE” BY ATTENDG THE NFERENCE. FIRST, IS TELLG HE WOULD ATTEMPT TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT BEG WILY HELD TO BE A TERRIBLE HUMAN, IMPLYG HE CLEARLY DON’T RE IF YOU THK ANY OF THOSE THGS ABOUT HIM MAY BE TE. THEN THERE IS THE FACT THERE IS NOT A LGH-LE HERE, OR HIS TERRIBLE IA OF A JOKE ABOUT TRICK-OR-TREATG WH HIS KIDS WHILE DRSED UP AS ATTORNEY GENERAL MERRICK GARLAND, “THREATENG PARENTS” WH RETALIATN IF THEY DON’T DO AS THEY WERE TOLD.EVEN AT THE NATNAL CONSERVATISM CONFERENCE, THIS BARELY RAISED A LGH, BUT HAWLEY WAS ONLY GETTG STARTED. AS IS BY NOW ROTE RIGHT-WG CULTURE WARS, HE VENTED A THIS—THAT THE LEFT HAD CLARED WAR ON MEN AND MASCULY. THEN HE MA UP THAT THE LEFT WAS WNG THIS IMAGARY WAR. THEN HE MA UP THAT NSERVATIV WERE VICTIMS OF —WHEN THE TTH IS THEY HAVE SUCCSFULLY STYMIED PROGRS LGBTQ AND OTHER MORI’ FIGHTS FOR EQUALY OVER THE YEARS. THEN HE WOUND HIMSELF UP TO A BUBBLG ULDRON OF PASSN ABOUT THIS UTTER LOAD OF NONSENSE HE HAD VENTED. WHEN THE RIGHT HAS NOTHG TO SAY, NOTHG TO FIGHT ON, THEY HAVE A CULTURE WAR. THE NEXT ELECTNS WILL BE ABOUT THE WARS, WH NVENIENT BOGEYMEN SUMMONED TO TIMELY EXISTENCE— THE VIRGIA GUBERNATORIAL RACE WE SAW AROUND CRIL RACE THEORY, AND TO THAT WE N ADD TRANS KIDS PLAYG SPORTS OR SEEKG PROPER HEALTHRE. (HAWLEY REAM DISCRIMATN AGAST TRANS TEENAGERS AS “THE BIZARRE WAR ON WOMEN’S SPORTS.”) “THEY ARE THE ON WH POWER, YET CLAIM POWERLSNS AS THEY SIMULTANEOLY PUNCH DOWN ON THE MORE MARGALIZED AND VULNERABLE.” THE WAR IS STRANGE, MOSTLY BEE OF THE FAKE MANTLE OF VICTIMHOOD HAWLEY AND OTHER BULLI ASSUME. THEY ARE THE ON WH POWER, YET CLAIM POWERLSNS AS THEY SIMULTANEOLY PUNCH DOWN ON THE MORE MARGALIZED AND VULNERABLE. RAISE A WORD AGAST THEM, AND THEY WHE ABOUT BEG “SILENCED” AND “NCELED.”AT THE NATNAL CONSERVATISM CONFERENCE, HAWLEY SAID THE LEFT WAS ATTEMPTG TO “GIVE A WORLD BEYOND MEN,” AND THAT THEY WERE CURRENTLY NTROL OF THE “MANDG HEIGHTS OF AMERIN SOCIETY… THIS IS THEIR HOUR, AND THEY’RE TERMED TO E .” NONE OF THAT IS TE. THE RIGHT HAS WAGED A RELENTLS WAR ON SOCIAL PROGRS, AND EQUALY LEGISLATN—AND ARE THE IOLOGIL ASCENDANT REPUBLIN-NTROLLED STATE LEGISLATUR, WHILE MATAG THEY ARE SOMEHOW THE VICTIMS SHOULD ANY OBJECTN BE RAISED TO THEIR NSTANT MALIGN POLICY-MAKG AND BULLYG.IT WAS ALSO TELLG THAT HAWLEY HAD NOTHG TO SAY ABOUT HIS OWN SWEEPG CLAIM THAT “THE LEFT” SE AMERI AS “SYSTEMILLY RACIST, STCTURALLY OPPRSIVE, HOPELSLY PATRIARCHAL.” INSTEAD, HE MOVED ON TO CLARE THAT THE LEFT WAS VOLVED “THE NSTCTN OF AMERIN MEN.” IT WAS “THE LEFT” HAWLEY'S TELLG WHO WANTED TO REFE TRADNAL MASCULY “AS TOXIC.” IT WAS “THE LEFT” WHO MONIZED URAGE AND ASSERTIVENS, WHICH THEY SEE AS “A THREAT TO SOCIETY.” THIS PATCHWORK OF LI AND NONSENSE WAS WHY—NO EVINCE PROVID—HAWLEY MA ANOTHER MASSIVE RHETORIL LEAP TO THE IA THAT MEN SOMEHOW ARE CRISIS.IF HAWLEY REALLY RED ABOUT AMERIN MEN STGGLG WH THEIR INTI AND PURPOSE, HE MIGHT NSIR THE BENEFS OF PAID FAY LEAVE. HE MIGHT NSIR HOW WORKPLAC AND SOCIAL STCTUR WOULD BE BETTER ENGEERED WH EQUALY BETWEEN THE SEX MD. HE MIGHT LOOK TO A MASSIVE OVERHL HOW WE LIVE AND HOW ARE PAID THAT WOULD BENEF BOTH MEN AND WOMEN.BUT NO. HAWLEY WANTS TO NJURE UP HIS FEVERED IMAGG OF AN IALIZED VISN OF GENR RELATNS. “CAN WE BE SURPRISED THAT AFTER YEARS OF BEG TOLD THAT THEY ARE THE PROBLEM, THAT THEIR MANHOOD IS THE PROBLEM, MORE AND MORE MEN ARE WHDRAWG TO THE ENCLAVE OF IDLENS AND PORNOGRAPHY AND VIO GAM?” HE ASKED—WHOUT NSIRG THAT THERE IS NOTHG WRONG WH ANY OF THOSE THREE THGS MORATN. BUT ALSO: WHERE ARE THE STATISTICS PROVG THIS? WHERE IS ANY EVINCE? IF HAWLEY IS RIGHT, WHAT IS HE ARGUG FOR? MALE PRIMACY? THAT THE ONLY THG TO RTORE MALE PRI IS EXCSIVE MALE PRIVILEGE. IT IS STCTIVE THAT WHAT IS MISSG OUT OF HAWLEY’S FUTURE VISN IS WOMEN. PRUMABLY THEY ARE EXPECTED TO ACMODATE WHATEVER IS NECSARY TO RCUE MEN OM THEIR DARKENED ROOMS OF 24-HOUR-A-DAY MASTURBATN AND GAMG.WHATEVER. THE LEFT HASN’T ATTACKED “URAGE, PENNCE, AND ASSERTIVENS,” AS HAWLEY CLAIMED. THIS, HE SAID, HAD “LONG BEEN REGARD AS VAL TO SELF-ERNMENT. OBSERVERS OM THE ANCIENT ROMANS TO OUR FOREFATHERS INTIFIED THE MANLY VIRTU AS DISPENSABLE TO POLIL LIBERTY. WE MT SEEK A REVIVAL OF STRONG AND HEALTHY MANHOOD AMERI. WE NEED THE KD OF MEN WHO MAKE REPUBLICS POSSIBLE.” “JOSH HAWLEY IS THE ANTHIS OF MANLS, MASCULY, OR ED ANYTHG ANY THKG MAN WOULD EVER ASPIRE TO BE.” HOW TO PUT THIS? WE DO NOT NEED ANY LECTUR ON “MANLY VIRTU” OM SOMEONE WHO HIMSELF UNRMED THE MOCRATIC IALS OF THIS UNTRY LS THAN 12 MONTHS AGO, AND WHO WHEN HE POS FOR PHOTOS NEAR FARM EQUIPMENT DO SO THE WORST MANLY-VIRTU DRAG IMAGABLE—IRONED JEANS AND HLY PRSED SHIRT. JOSH HAWLEY IS THE ANTHIS OF MANLS, MASCULY, OR ED ANYTHG ANY THKG MAN WOULD EVER ASPIRE TO BE.THE GASLIGHTG NTUED, AS ALWAYS DO FOR THIS DWEEB WHO’S NEVER HAPPIER WHEN, ONT OF AN DIENCE, IS LYG ABOUT BEG SILENCED. “I’M NOT HERE TONIGHT TO TELL YOU THAT MEN ARE VICTIMS,” HE SAID. “THE LAST THG WE NEED MORE OF THE UNED STAT TODAY IS THE VICTIM MDSET.” THIS IS PRECISELY WHAT HE HAD BEEN CLAIMG HIS 26-MUTE, CRETO SPEECH.HAWLEY WASN’T DONE. ASKED ABOUT HIS VERBAL SPEW ON AXS ON HBO, HE SAID THAT, “I THK WHAT THE LEFT IS DOG IS ATTACKG AMERI. THEY’RE SAYG AMERI IS SYSTEMILLY OPPRSIVE, AND WE ARE SYSTEMILLY RPONSIBLE.” HERE, HAWLEY INTIFI YET ANOTHER PIERCG SOCIAL QUTN, AND YET AGA DO NOT ANSWER . HE HOP SOUNDS ABSURD. HE HOP WE WILL HARMPH AS HE DO OVER S ABSURDY. BUT NO. IT JT HANGS THERE, UNANSWERED, AND NOT AS ABSURD AS HE HOPED. HE CLAIMED “THE LEFT” WAS TELLG MEN, “YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM. ... YOUR MASCULY IS HERENTLY PROBLEMATIC."QUTN: WHO HAS SAID THIS ON THE LEFT? WHEN? SEN. JOSH HAWLEY, R-MO., QUTNS JUDICIAL NOME DURG A SENATE JUDICIARY COMMTEE NFIRMATN HEARG DIRKSEN BUILDG ON WEDNDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2021.TOM WILLIAMS/CQ-ROLL CALL, INC VIA GETTY IMAG “AS NSERVATIV, WE'VE GOT TO LL MEN BACK TO RPONSIBILY,” HAWLEY SAID. “WE’VE GOT TO SAY THAT SPENDG YOUR TIME NOT WORKG… SPENDG YOUR TIME ON VIO GAM, SPENDG YOUR TIME WATCHG PORN ONLE… IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU, YOUR FAY, OR THIS UNTRY.”HAWLEY SEEMS SO STUCK ON THE ISSUE OF PLAYG VIO GAM AND WATCHG PORN ONLE—WHY? IS THIS SOMETHG HE KNOWS ABOUT PERSONALLY? WHERE IS HIS EVINCE THIS IS A WIR SOCIAL PROBLEM? HAS HE GOT STATISTICS, OR HAS HE BEEN GOG AROUND HIS NEIGHBORHOOD, VERTLY WATCHG MEN THROUGH BEDROOM WDOWS THEIR BOXER SHORTS?HE SAYS HIS IA OF A MAN “IS A FATHER… A HBAND. A MAN IS SOMEBODY WHO TAK RPONSIBILY.” DO THIS MEAN HE DO NOT SEE GAY, BI, TRANS, AND HETEROSEXUAL SGLE MEN, OR MEN WHOUT CHILDREN, AS REAL MEN? HOW MANY MEN FALL SHORT OF JOSH HAWLEY’S RIGORO STANDARDS? SAY THERE ARE MEN WHO LIKE A UPLE OF BEERS WHEN THEY ARE OUT, BUT, GENTLY BUZZED, DON’T BETRAY THEIR UNTRY WHEN THEY GET HOME? ARE THEY REAL MEN?REPUBLINS HAVE GOT TO TELL MEN TO STOP PLAYG VIO GAM AND WATCHG PORN, HE SAID. HMM, I’M NOT SURE THIS IS GOG TO W A LOT OF MALE VOT THE UPG ELECTN, AND WHEN AXS ASKED HAWLEY—AS I PONRED ABOVE—FOR ACTUAL PROOF TO BACK UP HIS CREEPY THEORIZG HE MUTTERED SOMETHG ABOUT “MANY YEARS” OF POLICY-MAKG.AH Y, THE “MEN MT MASTURBATE AND PLAY VIO GAM” LEGISLATN UNR OBAMA. WE REMEMBER WELL. “IN HIS LECTUR ABOUT WHAT TAK TO BE A REAL MAN, JOSH HAWLEY HAS SGULARLY FAILED TO PRACTICE WHAT HE PREACH.” “I THK YOU PUT TOGETHER LACK OF JOBS, YOU PUT TOGETHER FATHERLSNS, YOU PUT TOGETHER THE SOCIAL MSAG THAT WE TEACH OUR KIDS SCHOOL, I THK WE’VE GOT TO NONT THAT AND S EFFECTS,” HAWLEY SAID. THIS MENT ALMOST HAS SOME SENSE THREAD , BUT AGA HE LEAV THE QUTNS RAIS UNANSWERED—AND HAWLEY WAS ALSO NOT ASKED WHAT KD OF POLICI HE WAS ADVOTG FOR TO SEE HIS NSERVATIVE VISN THROUGH.IN THE AXS TERVIEW, HAWLEY WAS ASKED ABOUT HIS SUPPORT OF THE SURRECTNISTS. “I DON’T KNOW WHO ME TO THE CAPOL OR NOT. IF THEY DID E TO THE CAPOL AND THEY VLATED THE LAWS, THEY’RE CRIMALS, AND THEY SHOULD BE PROSECUTED—AND THEY’LL GET NO SUPPORT OM ME.”HIS ACTNS SPEAK OTHERWISE. IN HIS LECTUR ABOUT WHAT TAK TO BE A REAL MAN, WHAT THRHOLD OF PERSONAL RPONSIBILY MT BE MET TO MEET HIS STANDARD OF MASCULY, JOSH HAWLEY HAS SGULARLY FAILED TO PRACTICE WHAT HE PREACH.MY ONLY ADVICE TO HAWLEY’S NSTUENTS, PARTICULARLY THE MEN OF MISSOURI, IS TO KEEP THEIR DRAP TIGHTLY SHUT AT NIGHT. ONE NEVER KNOWS WHO MIGHT BE OUTSI, LOOKG . TIM TEEMAN
HERE ARE THE SENATORS WHO VOTED AGAST AMERI’S FIRST GAY CABET SECRETARY
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JOSH HAWLEY KNOWS NOTHG ABOUT WHAT MAK A REAL MAN, OR A GOOD ONEMANLY VIRTUES, AND VICESWE DO NOT NEED ANY LECTUR ON “MANLY VIRTU” OM SOMEONE WHO HAS UNRMED THE MOCRATIC IALS OF THIS UNTRY. JOSH HAWLEY IS THE ANTHIS OF WHAT A GOOD MAN SHOULD BE.TIM TEEMANSENR EDOR AND WRERUPDATED NOV. 08, 2021 6:55PM EST OPNAP PHOTO/JEFF ROBERSONEVERYTHG JUNR MISSOURI SENATOR JOSH HAWLEY DO, DAY DAY OUT, IS AN EXERCISE SNEERG OPPORTUNISM. MAYBE HE LOV PLAYG THE RIGHT-WG BAD BOY, GOBBLG UP AIRTIME, STOKG CULTURAL OUTRAGE, ALONGSI THE RELENTLS SMIRKG HE DO TO THE BLACK HOLE OF WHATEVER HE IMAG HIS FUTURE NSISTS OF. WE KNOW, HE KNOWS, THAT THE MOST RONANT IMAGE OF HIM IS OM JAN. 6, HIS FIST ALOFT SUPPORTG THOSE WHO LED THE VLENT SURRECTN AT THE U.S. CAPOL. HE SHOULDN’T HOLD A POSN OF ANY POWER.IN MAY, THE WASHGTON POST TRACED HIS POLIL PATH UP TO THAT MOMENT, AND TO WHERE HE IS NOW—A REPUBLIN WHO FEELS HIS FAR-RIGHT CROWN IS NIGH. HERE, THROUGH THE LOOKG GLASS WE FD OURSELV , HAWLEY’S SHAMELSNS IS BEG REWARD. HIS LATT BEAT, PRUMABLY TO DM UP FUNDS AND RIGHT-WG CLICKS, IS TO GASLIGHT ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN ABOUT MASCULY—OR MORE SPECIFILLY WHAT HE LLS THE LEFT’S ATTACK ON MASCULY. THIS, LIKE A LOT OF WHAT HAWLEY SAYS, IS A BBLED-TOGETHER, NON-THIS MA UP OF ABSURD CLAIMS, LI, AND BASELS SULTS. BUT IF KEEPS THE FFERS FULL, AND HIS FACE ON ANY TV SCREEN ANYWHERE, THEN HAWLEY JUDG WORTH HIS TIME AND ENERGY.AND SO TO THE NATNAL CONSERVATISM CONFERENCE FLORIDA LAST WEEK, WHERE HAWLEY FIRST JOKED ABOUT THE MEDIA LLG HIM “A RACIST, A FASCIST, OR A NAZI.” HE DIDN’T ANSWER ANY OF THE CHARG OR ADDRS HIS PAST WORDS AND ACTNS. HE MERELY MA A JOKE ABOUT BEG SADDLED WH THE LABELS THAT HE SAID MA HIM THK WHAT DID HE “HAVE TO LOSE” BY ATTENDG THE NFERENCE. FIRST, IS TELLG HE WOULD ATTEMPT TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT BEG WILY HELD TO BE A TERRIBLE HUMAN, IMPLYG HE CLEARLY DON’T RE IF YOU THK ANY OF THOSE THGS ABOUT HIM MAY BE TE. THEN THERE IS THE FACT THERE IS NOT A LGH-LE HERE, OR HIS TERRIBLE IA OF A JOKE ABOUT TRICK-OR-TREATG WH HIS KIDS WHILE DRSED UP AS ATTORNEY GENERAL MERRICK GARLAND, “THREATENG PARENTS” WH RETALIATN IF THEY DON’T DO AS THEY WERE TOLD.EVEN AT THE NATNAL CONSERVATISM CONFERENCE, THIS BARELY RAISED A LGH, BUT HAWLEY WAS ONLY GETTG STARTED. AS IS BY NOW ROTE RIGHT-WG CULTURE WARS, HE VENTED A THIS—THAT THE LEFT HAD CLARED WAR ON MEN AND MASCULY. THEN HE MA UP THAT THE LEFT WAS WNG THIS IMAGARY WAR. THEN HE MA UP THAT NSERVATIV WERE VICTIMS OF —WHEN THE TTH IS THEY HAVE SUCCSFULLY STYMIED PROGRS LGBTQ AND OTHER MORI’ FIGHTS FOR EQUALY OVER THE YEARS. THEN HE WOUND HIMSELF UP TO A BUBBLG ULDRON OF PASSN ABOUT THIS UTTER LOAD OF NONSENSE HE HAD VENTED. WHEN THE RIGHT HAS NOTHG TO SAY, NOTHG TO FIGHT ON, THEY HAVE A CULTURE WAR. THE NEXT ELECTNS WILL BE ABOUT THE WARS, WH NVENIENT BOGEYMEN SUMMONED TO TIMELY EXISTENCE— THE VIRGIA GUBERNATORIAL RACE WE SAW AROUND CRIL RACE THEORY, AND TO THAT WE N ADD TRANS KIDS PLAYG SPORTS OR SEEKG PROPER HEALTHRE. (HAWLEY REAM DISCRIMATN AGAST TRANS TEENAGERS AS “THE BIZARRE WAR ON WOMEN’S SPORTS.”) “THEY ARE THE ON WH POWER, YET CLAIM POWERLSNS AS THEY SIMULTANEOLY PUNCH DOWN ON THE MORE MARGALIZED AND VULNERABLE.” THE WAR IS STRANGE, MOSTLY BEE OF THE FAKE MANTLE OF VICTIMHOOD HAWLEY AND OTHER BULLI ASSUME. THEY ARE THE ON WH POWER, YET CLAIM POWERLSNS AS THEY SIMULTANEOLY PUNCH DOWN ON THE MORE MARGALIZED AND VULNERABLE. RAISE A WORD AGAST THEM, AND THEY WHE ABOUT BEG “SILENCED” AND “NCELED.”AT THE NATNAL CONSERVATISM CONFERENCE, HAWLEY SAID THE LEFT WAS ATTEMPTG TO “GIVE A WORLD BEYOND MEN,” AND THAT THEY WERE CURRENTLY NTROL OF THE “MANDG HEIGHTS OF AMERIN SOCIETY… THIS IS THEIR HOUR, AND THEY’RE TERMED TO E .” NONE OF THAT IS TE. THE RIGHT HAS WAGED A RELENTLS WAR ON SOCIAL PROGRS, AND EQUALY LEGISLATN—AND ARE THE IOLOGIL ASCENDANT REPUBLIN-NTROLLED STATE LEGISLATUR, WHILE MATAG THEY ARE SOMEHOW THE VICTIMS SHOULD ANY OBJECTN BE RAISED TO THEIR NSTANT MALIGN POLICY-MAKG AND BULLYG.IT WAS ALSO TELLG THAT HAWLEY HAD NOTHG TO SAY ABOUT HIS OWN SWEEPG CLAIM THAT “THE LEFT” SE AMERI AS “SYSTEMILLY RACIST, STCTURALLY OPPRSIVE, HOPELSLY PATRIARCHAL.” INSTEAD, HE MOVED ON TO CLARE THAT THE LEFT WAS VOLVED “THE NSTCTN OF AMERIN MEN.” IT WAS “THE LEFT” HAWLEY'S TELLG WHO WANTED TO REFE TRADNAL MASCULY “AS TOXIC.” IT WAS “THE LEFT” WHO MONIZED URAGE AND ASSERTIVENS, WHICH THEY SEE AS “A THREAT TO SOCIETY.” THIS PATCHWORK OF LI AND NONSENSE WAS WHY—NO EVINCE PROVID—HAWLEY MA ANOTHER MASSIVE RHETORIL LEAP TO THE IA THAT MEN SOMEHOW ARE CRISIS.IF HAWLEY REALLY RED ABOUT AMERIN MEN STGGLG WH THEIR INTI AND PURPOSE, HE MIGHT NSIR THE BENEFS OF PAID FAY LEAVE. HE MIGHT NSIR HOW WORKPLAC AND SOCIAL STCTUR WOULD BE BETTER ENGEERED WH EQUALY BETWEEN THE SEX MD. HE MIGHT LOOK TO A MASSIVE OVERHL HOW WE LIVE AND HOW ARE PAID THAT WOULD BENEF BOTH MEN AND WOMEN.BUT NO. HAWLEY WANTS TO NJURE UP HIS FEVERED IMAGG OF AN IALIZED VISN OF GENR RELATNS. “CAN WE BE SURPRISED THAT AFTER YEARS OF BEG TOLD THAT THEY ARE THE PROBLEM, THAT THEIR MANHOOD IS THE PROBLEM, MORE AND MORE MEN ARE WHDRAWG TO THE ENCLAVE OF IDLENS AND PORNOGRAPHY AND VIO GAM?” HE ASKED—WHOUT NSIRG THAT THERE IS NOTHG WRONG WH ANY OF THOSE THREE THGS MORATN. BUT ALSO: WHERE ARE THE STATISTICS PROVG THIS? WHERE IS ANY EVINCE? IF HAWLEY IS RIGHT, WHAT IS HE ARGUG FOR? MALE PRIMACY? THAT THE ONLY THG TO RTORE MALE PRI IS EXCSIVE MALE PRIVILEGE. IT IS STCTIVE THAT WHAT IS MISSG OUT OF HAWLEY’S FUTURE VISN IS WOMEN. PRUMABLY THEY ARE EXPECTED TO ACMODATE WHATEVER IS NECSARY TO RCUE MEN OM THEIR DARKENED ROOMS OF 24-HOUR-A-DAY MASTURBATN AND GAMG.WHATEVER. THE LEFT HASN’T ATTACKED “URAGE, PENNCE, AND ASSERTIVENS,” AS HAWLEY CLAIMED. THIS, HE SAID, HAD “LONG BEEN REGARD AS VAL TO SELF-ERNMENT. OBSERVERS OM THE ANCIENT ROMANS TO OUR FOREFATHERS INTIFIED THE MANLY VIRTU AS DISPENSABLE TO POLIL LIBERTY. WE MT SEEK A REVIVAL OF STRONG AND HEALTHY MANHOOD AMERI. WE NEED THE KD OF MEN WHO MAKE REPUBLICS POSSIBLE.” “JOSH HAWLEY IS THE ANTHIS OF MANLS, MASCULY, OR ED ANYTHG ANY THKG MAN WOULD EVER ASPIRE TO BE.” HOW TO PUT THIS? WE DO NOT NEED ANY LECTUR ON “MANLY VIRTU” OM SOMEONE WHO HIMSELF UNRMED THE MOCRATIC IALS OF THIS UNTRY LS THAN 12 MONTHS AGO, AND WHO WHEN HE POS FOR PHOTOS NEAR FARM EQUIPMENT DO SO THE WORST MANLY-VIRTU DRAG IMAGABLE—IRONED JEANS AND HLY PRSED SHIRT. JOSH HAWLEY IS THE ANTHIS OF MANLS, MASCULY, OR ED ANYTHG ANY THKG MAN WOULD EVER ASPIRE TO BE.THE GASLIGHTG NTUED, AS ALWAYS DO FOR THIS DWEEB WHO’S NEVER HAPPIER WHEN, ONT OF AN DIENCE, IS LYG ABOUT BEG SILENCED. “I’M NOT HERE TONIGHT TO TELL YOU THAT MEN ARE VICTIMS,” HE SAID. “THE LAST THG WE NEED MORE OF THE UNED STAT TODAY IS THE VICTIM MDSET.” THIS IS PRECISELY WHAT HE HAD BEEN CLAIMG HIS 26-MUTE, CRETO SPEECH.HAWLEY WASN’T DONE. ASKED ABOUT HIS VERBAL SPEW ON AXS ON HBO, HE SAID THAT, “I THK WHAT THE LEFT IS DOG IS ATTACKG AMERI. THEY’RE SAYG AMERI IS SYSTEMILLY OPPRSIVE, AND WE ARE SYSTEMILLY RPONSIBLE.” HERE, HAWLEY INTIFI YET ANOTHER PIERCG SOCIAL QUTN, AND YET AGA DO NOT ANSWER . HE HOP SOUNDS ABSURD. HE HOP WE WILL HARMPH AS HE DO OVER S ABSURDY. BUT NO. IT JT HANGS THERE, UNANSWERED, AND NOT AS ABSURD AS HE HOPED. HE CLAIMED “THE LEFT” WAS TELLG MEN, “YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM. ... YOUR MASCULY IS HERENTLY PROBLEMATIC."QUTN: WHO HAS SAID THIS ON THE LEFT? WHEN? SEN. JOSH HAWLEY, R-MO., QUTNS JUDICIAL NOME DURG A SENATE JUDICIARY COMMTEE NFIRMATN HEARG DIRKSEN BUILDG ON WEDNDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2021.TOM WILLIAMS/CQ-ROLL CALL, INC VIA GETTY IMAG “AS NSERVATIV, WE'VE GOT TO LL MEN BACK TO RPONSIBILY,” HAWLEY SAID. “WE’VE GOT TO SAY THAT SPENDG YOUR TIME NOT WORKG… SPENDG YOUR TIME ON VIO GAM, SPENDG YOUR TIME WATCHG PORN ONLE… IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU, YOUR FAY, OR THIS UNTRY.”HAWLEY SEEMS SO STUCK ON THE ISSUE OF PLAYG VIO GAM AND WATCHG PORN ONLE—WHY? IS THIS SOMETHG HE KNOWS ABOUT PERSONALLY? WHERE IS HIS EVINCE THIS IS A WIR SOCIAL PROBLEM? HAS HE GOT STATISTICS, OR HAS HE BEEN GOG AROUND HIS NEIGHBORHOOD, VERTLY WATCHG MEN THROUGH BEDROOM WDOWS THEIR BOXER SHORTS?HE SAYS HIS IA OF A MAN “IS A FATHER… A HBAND. A MAN IS SOMEBODY WHO TAK RPONSIBILY.” DO THIS MEAN HE DO NOT SEE GAY, BI, TRANS, AND HETEROSEXUAL SGLE MEN, OR MEN WHOUT CHILDREN, AS REAL MEN? HOW MANY MEN FALL SHORT OF JOSH HAWLEY’S RIGORO STANDARDS? SAY THERE ARE MEN WHO LIKE A UPLE OF BEERS WHEN THEY ARE OUT, BUT, GENTLY BUZZED, DON’T BETRAY THEIR UNTRY WHEN THEY GET HOME? ARE THEY REAL MEN?REPUBLINS HAVE GOT TO TELL MEN TO STOP PLAYG VIO GAM AND WATCHG PORN, HE SAID. HMM, I’M NOT SURE THIS IS GOG TO W A LOT OF MALE VOT THE UPG ELECTN, AND WHEN AXS ASKED HAWLEY—AS I PONRED ABOVE—FOR ACTUAL PROOF TO BACK UP HIS CREEPY THEORIZG HE MUTTERED SOMETHG ABOUT “MANY YEARS” OF POLICY-MAKG.AH Y, THE “MEN MT MASTURBATE AND PLAY VIO GAM” LEGISLATN UNR OBAMA. WE REMEMBER WELL. “IN HIS LECTUR ABOUT WHAT TAK TO BE A REAL MAN, JOSH HAWLEY HAS SGULARLY FAILED TO PRACTICE WHAT HE PREACH.” “I THK YOU PUT TOGETHER LACK OF JOBS, YOU PUT TOGETHER FATHERLSNS, YOU PUT TOGETHER THE SOCIAL MSAG THAT WE TEACH OUR KIDS SCHOOL, I THK WE’VE GOT TO NONT THAT AND S EFFECTS,” HAWLEY SAID. THIS MENT ALMOST HAS SOME SENSE THREAD , BUT AGA HE LEAV THE QUTNS RAIS UNANSWERED—AND HAWLEY WAS ALSO NOT ASKED WHAT KD OF POLICI HE WAS ADVOTG FOR TO SEE HIS NSERVATIVE VISN THROUGH.IN THE AXS TERVIEW, HAWLEY WAS ASKED ABOUT HIS SUPPORT OF THE SURRECTNISTS. “I DON’T KNOW WHO ME TO THE CAPOL OR NOT. IF THEY DID E TO THE CAPOL AND THEY VLATED THE LAWS, THEY’RE CRIMALS, AND THEY SHOULD BE PROSECUTED—AND THEY’LL GET NO SUPPORT OM ME.”HIS ACTNS SPEAK OTHERWISE. IN HIS LECTUR ABOUT WHAT TAK TO BE A REAL MAN, WHAT THRHOLD OF PERSONAL RPONSIBILY MT BE MET TO MEET HIS STANDARD OF MASCULY, JOSH HAWLEY HAS SGULARLY FAILED TO PRACTICE WHAT HE PREACH.MY ONLY ADVICE TO HAWLEY’S NSTUENTS, PARTICULARLY THE MEN OF MISSOURI, IS TO KEEP THEIR DRAP TIGHTLY SHUT AT NIGHT. ONE NEVER KNOWS WHO MIGHT BE OUTSI, LOOKG . TIM TEEMAN
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