“Michelangelo Meets Mondo Gecko” (September 14, 1991) It’s fally here: The Cartoons That Ma Us Gay, our new Patreon-exclive bon podst, foced on queer readgs of the rtoons of our youth. While this seri will prise ten episos only available on our Patreon feed, we’re puttg the…
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“Michelangelo Meets Mondo Gecko” (September 14, 1991) It’s fally here: The Cartoons That Ma Us Gay, our new Patreon-exclive bon podst, foced on queer readgs of the rtoons of our youth. The logo for The Cartoons That Ma Us Gay was signed by Jeff Hchee. The Comg Out of Their Shells Tour (which now sounds unfortunately gay jt name, not that there's anythg wrong wh that) was NYC September of 1990, and I saw live and then watched a taped PPV versn for que a time afterwords.
The dancg is choreographed mos rangg om not bad (the foot soldiers are actually some of the better on) to beg actually kd of bad (the turtl dance, now that's a ltle gay, isn't ? Sorry, no offense to all those TMNT fans out there and the kids who were five when they first saw this, but this has got to be one of the gayt children's programs I have ever seen, right up there wh 'Creatg Rem Lazar' and 'Sigmund and the Sea Monsters' please, before anyone gets offend, let me clarify that I'm not g the term 'gay' here the way Emem do, that is meang 'lame, ' 'stupid, ' 'unol, ' etc. In other words not the rogatory, homophobic, 8th- grar's slur of choice, I mean 'gay' as filled wh homo-erotic imagery (watch how many shots there are the openg crew-settg-up montage of mcular roadi' arms and backs), dance rout so effemate and mcg they make Gee Balanche look like Gene Kelly, a villa who referenc show tun, and more bulgg dpiec than a Chippendal that there's anythg wrong wh that.