WATCH: Smurfs Are Gay (And Want Marriage Equaly)

Contents:

• WERE THE SMURFS GAY OR WAS SMURFETTE THE BIGGT ****E TO EVER LIVE?
• GAY CHARACTERS ON CHILDREN’S TV, OM BERT TO SPONGEBOB
• WHAT IS THE GAY SMURF LLED?
• SONG PARODI -> "GAY SMURFS (RULE 34)"
• WATCH: SMURFS ARE GAY (AND WANT MARRIAGE EQUALY)

WERE THE SMURFS GAY OR WAS SMURFETTE THE BIGGT ****E TO EVER LIVE?

Were the Smurfs gay or was Smurfette the biggt ****e to ever live? They weren't gay, they were sailors. But people have speculated for years that the puppets may be gay, and now 900 people have signed a petn on for the old iends to marry.

” Many terpreted Bert’s e of the word “mo” a tweet back June as a subtle nod to the homosexual muny. In 1999, Evangelil pastor Jerry Falwell acced the character Tky Wky of beg a closeted homosexual and therefore a “moral menace.

GAY CHARACTERS ON CHILDREN’S TV, OM BERT TO SPONGEBOB

” Falwell’s foolproof reasong: Tky Wky is purple wh triangular antennae, both of which allegedly signal gay pri. The official statement om Itsy-Bsy Entertament is that Tky Wky is neher gay nor straight. SpongeBob SquarePants: ‘Erotic Intensy’ Biki Bottom SpongeBob SquarePants should breathe a sigh of relief that anti-gay marriage legislatn is not enforced over the unrwater cy of Biki Bottom.

WHAT IS THE GAY SMURF LLED?

While there’s no official documentatn that any of the Peanuts characters are gay, Peppermt Patty’s failure to woo Charlie Brown has sparked mors about her sexualy. Inter chatter suggts that Charl Schulz’s iendship wh openly gay tennis star Billie Jean Kg fluenced Smurf: Mirrors and Flowers Wh the exceptn of Smurfette, the Smurfs are all short blue mal clean whe pants and nil hats who choose skippg as their ma mo of transportatn.

SONG PARODI -> "GAY SMURFS (RULE 34)"

Dpe his signature Smurf good vib, Vany Smurf, however, has been clud on many lists of ambiguoly gay televisn characters. But maybe Donnie’s right when he philosophiz about the illogil and asexual existence of the Pooh’s Gay Friend?

”He-Man: Beefke of the Universe There is no hero (or beefke) this universe equivalent to He-Man, who is lled the spiratn for the sexual edy the SNL sk “The Ambiguoly Gay Duo. ” Supporters of the gay He-Man theory pot to his alter ego Prce Adam, who wears a fashnable pk top, purple spanx, and purple Ugg boots. Stewie is ually hell bent on world domatn and killg his mother, but ocsnally viewers get a glimpse of his yearng for a gay life.

WATCH: SMURFS ARE GAY (AND WANT MARRIAGE EQUALY)

The high-pched, why sikick to Ln-O and arguably most annoyg character the seri, Snarf, has been the target of gay mors.