Ron DeSantis' very gay ad: Who ma this steamg pile? - Florida Phoenix

Contents:

• THE GAY-O-METER! ?️‍? LGBTQ QUIZ
• FOX NEWS HOSTS CONFED ABOUT WHETHER TO CALL GAY MAN MR. OR MS.
• RON DESANTIS’ VERY GAY AD: WHO MA THIS STEAMG PILE?
• CONFED ?CONFG GUY“CONFED ?” IS THE VIRAL MEME RAP SONG WRTEN BY WELL KNOWN INSTAGRAM EDIAN GIRLHEFUNNYAF44, WHO IS KNOWN FOR TELLG NFG STORI UPLOAD TO YOUTUBE AND HIS… READ MORE SEP. 6, 20191 VIEWER86.9K VIEWS29 CONTRIBUTORSCONFED ? LYRICS[VERSE]I WAS FOLD' THE DISH WHILE DRK' MY SHEETSMY MAMA'S A VIRG, SHE WALK' MY FISHONE NIGHT THE MORNG, I WAS EATG MY SODAMY DOG IS A W 'E HE DRK' A BRICKI WAS BRAIDG MY BALD SPOT WHILE TYG MY SANDAL WH NDLEMY GIRL STARTED SUCK' HER DICKI DON'T LIKE SPAGHETTI WHILE G NFETTI'CSE THE MAYONNAISE, ALWAYS GET STUCK MY WRISTIF YOU KILL ME, I'M BEATG YOUR ASSAND I'M TELL' MY DAD I'M AN ORPHAN BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU GETI WAS TAK' A SHOWER OM THE SI OF THE RBUT DIDN'T HAVE NONE SO I'M TAK' A SHBLD PEOPLE N'T SEE, THEY JT GOTTA EAT SEAFOODBUT IF YOU AF THEN JT LISTEN TO THISMY MOM ULDN'T HAVE ME SO WHEN SHE GAVE BIRTH, SHE HAD AN ABORTN WHEN I WAS LIKE SIXTHEY KEEP LL' ME GAY BUT I'M NOTTHAT'S MY BOYIEND, HE STRAIGHT BUT HE REALLY ATTRACTED TO MENIF YOU BARK LIKE A DOG, I'MA BARK LIKE A TREE'CSE I'M GRABB' A STICK, I'MA SHOOT AT YOUR PMY BROTHER IS WEIRD, HE WAS BEAT' HIS MEATAND I REALLY SEEN HIM TAKE HIS DICK OUT HIS CL[HOOK]I WAS SMOK' THE BEER AND DRK' SOME WEEDIT'S HOT OUTSI SO I'M BOUTTA EEZEI HAD A HEART ATTACK FOR DNERI'M DRIV' MY R BUT I STOPPED 'E THE LIGHT TURNED GREENI TRIPPED OVER A BUILD' FLORIDA DAKOTA 'E THE HIPPO KEPT WALK' ON TOP OF MY SCREENI'M SI OF A WALMART WHILE SHOPP' AT TARGET 'E I REALLY DON'T WANT NO KFCYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[OUTRO]WELL, UH, THIS IS THE END OF THE SONGI DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOWI GUS I'M JT GONNA TALK SH LIKE EVERY OTHER RAPPERBUT I DON'T REALLY RAP A LOT 'E I DON'T LIKE CHRISTMASUNLS YOU PRENT SOMETHG TO ME LIKE CLASS BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY CLASSA GIRL WH CLASS TRIED TO TELL ME SHE WAS BORED ONE DAY AND I WAS LIKE, "WHY DON'T YOU JT WRE ON THE WHEBOARD?"'CSE SHE DON'T LIKE TO MARKER BUT I MARKED ONE TIME WHEN SHE SAID WANTED TO WALK AWAY OM MEBUT I DON'T LIKE MEAT EHER WAY 'E I'M VEGAN BUT I DO LIKE WHEN I GIVE GIRLS MEAT BUT THEY NOT VEGAN EHERBUT EVERY SGLE TIME I TRY TO DATE A PTARIAN THEY PSY SMELL LIKE FISH AND I DON'T LIKE FISH' FOR SH I DON'T LIKE TO FD UNLS YOU'RE LIKE A LEPRECHN AT THE END OF THE RABOWTHAT MEANS YOU ON THAT GAY SHBUT THIS RA ACTUALLY WONRG WHEN I RA I-NAH, BUT LIKE THERE'S A LOT OF THGS GOG ONLIKE, SOMETIM I'LL EVEN DRK JUICE 'E HAWAIIAN PUNCH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?AND I DON'T WANNA GET BEAT UP UNLS I BEAT MY MEAT BUT OTHER TIMLIKE, I REALIZED I N'T TST ANYTHG THE WORLDLIKE, ONE DAY I WAS TAK' A BATH AND I REALIZED MY SHOWER P BUT THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE PAL LETTERSWELL, ONE TIME I LET HER DO THGS TO ME WHEN I'M THE MAIL, BUT I'M A MALE SO WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO GIVE ME YOUR MALE-BOX?THAT'S THAT GAY SH, BUT—AIGHT, THIS IS THE END OF THE SONG BUT WHY WOULD THE END END THE BEGNG IF NEVER STARTED?BUT YOU GOTTA FISH THE RACE—THERE'S A RACE WAR AND LIKE I'M BLACK AND SHE'S WHEBUT YOU'RE WHE OR WRONG, DON'T MATTER, PENDS ON WHAT THONG YOU'RE WEARG ON A WEDNDAY NIGHT12EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT
• HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CHILD WHO IS QUTNG OR INTIFI AS LBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, TRANSGENR, QUEER OR ASEXUAL (LGBTQA)
• IS YOUR MAN GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

THE GAY-O-METER! ?️‍? LGBTQ QUIZ

Want to evaluate whether you're gay, bisexual, bi-cur or straight? It is lled the GAY-O-METER!

If your self-"gaydar" is broken, this should help fix !

FOX NEWS HOSTS CONFED ABOUT WHETHER TO CALL GAY MAN MR. OR MS.

R/SudnlyGay. This sub is for photos, vios, gifs, or stori of people who somehow, unwtgly or unexpectedly, engaged gay activi.

RON DESANTIS’ VERY GAY AD: WHO MA THIS STEAMG PILE?

”On the Fox & Friends morng program, hosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmea and a ntributor stggled to unrstand that a gay man is a settg up a segment on what the right-wg work amed as a highly-anticipated hearg by the Hoe Oversight Commtee to discs ttimony om an unknown whistleblower om the Internal Revenue Service who would, acrdg to Republins, lay bare partmental rptn as pertaed to the handlg of rmatn surroundg Print Joe Bin’s only survivg son, Hunter. Also, the myster wns “Works wh the IRS’ crimal vtigatns divisn” and “intifi as gay Democrat married to a man, ” the graphic stated.

CONFED ?CONFG GUY“CONFED ?” IS THE VIRAL MEME RAP SONG WRTEN BY WELL KNOWN INSTAGRAM EDIAN GIRLHEFUNNYAF44, WHO IS KNOWN FOR TELLG NFG STORI UPLOAD TO YOUTUBE AND HIS… READ MORE SEP. 6, 20191 VIEWER86.9K VIEWS29 CONTRIBUTORSCONFED ? LYRICS[VERSE]I WAS FOLD' THE DISH WHILE DRK' MY SHEETSMY MAMA'S A VIRG, SHE WALK' MY FISHONE NIGHT THE MORNG, I WAS EATG MY SODAMY DOG IS A W 'E HE DRK' A BRICKI WAS BRAIDG MY BALD SPOT WHILE TYG MY SANDAL WH NDLEMY GIRL STARTED SUCK' HER DICKI DON'T LIKE SPAGHETTI WHILE G NFETTI'CSE THE MAYONNAISE, ALWAYS GET STUCK MY WRISTIF YOU KILL ME, I'M BEATG YOUR ASSAND I'M TELL' MY DAD I'M AN ORPHAN BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU GETI WAS TAK' A SHOWER OM THE SI OF THE RBUT DIDN'T HAVE NONE SO I'M TAK' A SHBLD PEOPLE N'T SEE, THEY JT GOTTA EAT SEAFOODBUT IF YOU AF THEN JT LISTEN TO THISMY MOM ULDN'T HAVE ME SO WHEN SHE GAVE BIRTH, SHE HAD AN ABORTN WHEN I WAS LIKE SIXTHEY KEEP LL' ME GAY BUT I'M NOTTHAT'S MY BOYIEND, HE STRAIGHT BUT HE REALLY ATTRACTED TO MENIF YOU BARK LIKE A DOG, I'MA BARK LIKE A TREE'CSE I'M GRABB' A STICK, I'MA SHOOT AT YOUR PMY BROTHER IS WEIRD, HE WAS BEAT' HIS MEATAND I REALLY SEEN HIM TAKE HIS DICK OUT HIS CL[HOOK]I WAS SMOK' THE BEER AND DRK' SOME WEEDIT'S HOT OUTSI SO I'M BOUTTA EEZEI HAD A HEART ATTACK FOR DNERI'M DRIV' MY R BUT I STOPPED 'E THE LIGHT TURNED GREENI TRIPPED OVER A BUILD' FLORIDA DAKOTA 'E THE HIPPO KEPT WALK' ON TOP OF MY SCREENI'M SI OF A WALMART WHILE SHOPP' AT TARGET 'E I REALLY DON'T WANT NO KFCYOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE[OUTRO]WELL, UH, THIS IS THE END OF THE SONGI DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOWI GUS I'M JT GONNA TALK SH LIKE EVERY OTHER RAPPERBUT I DON'T REALLY RAP A LOT 'E I DON'T LIKE CHRISTMASUNLS YOU PRENT SOMETHG TO ME LIKE CLASS BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY CLASSA GIRL WH CLASS TRIED TO TELL ME SHE WAS BORED ONE DAY AND I WAS LIKE, "WHY DON'T YOU JT WRE ON THE WHEBOARD?"'CSE SHE DON'T LIKE TO MARKER BUT I MARKED ONE TIME WHEN SHE SAID WANTED TO WALK AWAY OM MEBUT I DON'T LIKE MEAT EHER WAY 'E I'M VEGAN BUT I DO LIKE WHEN I GIVE GIRLS MEAT BUT THEY NOT VEGAN EHERBUT EVERY SGLE TIME I TRY TO DATE A PTARIAN THEY PSY SMELL LIKE FISH AND I DON'T LIKE FISH' FOR SH I DON'T LIKE TO FD UNLS YOU'RE LIKE A LEPRECHN AT THE END OF THE RABOWTHAT MEANS YOU ON THAT GAY SHBUT THIS RA ACTUALLY WONRG WHEN I RA I-NAH, BUT LIKE THERE'S A LOT OF THGS GOG ONLIKE, SOMETIM I'LL EVEN DRK JUICE 'E HAWAIIAN PUNCH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?AND I DON'T WANNA GET BEAT UP UNLS I BEAT MY MEAT BUT OTHER TIMLIKE, I REALIZED I N'T TST ANYTHG THE WORLDLIKE, ONE DAY I WAS TAK' A BATH AND I REALIZED MY SHOWER P BUT THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE PAL LETTERSWELL, ONE TIME I LET HER DO THGS TO ME WHEN I'M THE MAIL, BUT I'M A MALE SO WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO GIVE ME YOUR MALE-BOX?THAT'S THAT GAY SH, BUT—AIGHT, THIS IS THE END OF THE SONG BUT WHY WOULD THE END END THE BEGNG IF NEVER STARTED?BUT YOU GOTTA FISH THE RACE—THERE'S A RACE WAR AND LIKE I'M BLACK AND SHE'S WHEBUT YOU'RE WHE OR WRONG, DON'T MATTER, PENDS ON WHAT THONG YOU'RE WEARG ON A WEDNDAY NIGHT12EMBEDCANCELHOW TO FORMAT LYRICS:TYPE OUT ALL LYRICS, EVEN REPEATG SONG PARTS LIKE THE CHOSLYRICS SHOULD BE BROKEN DOWN TO DIVIDUAL LUSE SECTN HEARS ABOVE DIFFERENT SONG PARTS LIKE [VERSE], [CHOS], ETC.USE ALICS (<I>LYRIC</I>) AND BOLD (<B>LYRIC</B>) TO DISTGUISH BETWEEN DIFFERENT VOLISTS THE SAME SONG PARTIF YOU DON’T UNRSTAND A LYRIC, E [?]TO LEARN MORE, CHECK OUT OUR TRANSCRIPTN GUI OR VIS OUR TRANSCRIBERS FOMABOUT

Am I gay or nfed? ‘Very gay’. The vio’s a ham-fisted hunk of homoeroti pretendg to be an dictment of the alleged LGBTQ menace which Ron DeSantis will shoot ad wh his own personal lightng.

HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CHILD WHO IS QUTNG OR INTIFI AS LBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, TRANSGENR, QUEER OR ASEXUAL (LGBTQA)

” His hband Chasten Buttigieg was ls circumspect, tweetg that the vio “is very gay. Now, you won’t be surprised to hear that everybody, his gay brother and his gay brother’s gay dog has attacked this epilly silly, yet hateful, vio. The Log Cab Republins are horrified; Richard Grenell, a former Tmp bet member and proment gay rightwger who has exprsed approval of DeSantis’ “Don’t Say Gay” law, lls “unniably homophobic.

The splendidly named Gays Agast Groomg (they go by GAG — sert your own joke here), a group of folks who don’t like beg lled part of the LGBTQ muny, don’t believe genr dysphoria, and claim to be “protectg children, ” have been plunged to turmoil wh board member David Leatherwood rigng over the group founr’s ti to Florida’s ernor.

IS YOUR MAN GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

So, no gay vot for DeSantis then. DeSantis’ attack ferret Christa Phaw tweeted: “Opposg the feral regnn of ‘Pri Month’ isn’t ‘homophobic. (“That stuff” = “gay stuff.