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- 7 SKRE PRODUCTS EVERY GAY MAN SHOULD USE
- GIANT GAY REPELLENT UMBRELLA
- VIO: BUILDG A GIANT GAY-REPELLENT UMBRELLABY VANY FAIRAPRIL 21, 2009SAVE THIS STORYSAVESAVE THIS STORYSAVE"THERE'S A LD ONT G , AND 'S GAY PEOPLE!"VANY FAIR
- DAYS FULL OF GAYS
- JAFAAC: CURE YOUR GAYS
- JAFAAC: CURE YOUR GAYS
- A GATHERG STORM OF VIRAL VIOS ON GAY MARRIAGE!
7 SKRE PRODUCTS EVERY GAY MAN SHOULD USE
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GIANT GAY REPELLENT UMBRELLA
Another spoof of the untentnally hilar <a href=" marriage storm</a> that volv Lance Bass, Alicia Silverstone and a big honkg umbrella to protect om the threateng gay ski. * gay repellent *
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PolicslolAnother spoof of the untentnally hilar gay marriage storm that volv Lance Bass, Alicia Silverstone and a big honkg umbrella to protect om the threateng gay by Stt LambBuzzFeed, VP of InternatnalPosted on April 21, 2009, 7:13 pmA Gaytherg Storm om Jane LynchStt LambBuzzFeed, VP of InternatnalI mostly like old, unpopular thgs, like om 2002.
VIO: BUILDG A GIANT GAY-REPELLENT UMBRELLABY VANY FAIRAPRIL 21, 2009SAVE THIS STORYSAVESAVE THIS STORYSAVE"THERE'S A LD ONT G , AND 'S GAY PEOPLE!"VANY FAIR
"There's a ld ont g , and 's gay people!" * gay repellent *
Skip to ma ntent"There's a ld ont g , and 's gay people! Before I uld say 'Marta Navratilova', the ramp was down and I was on board beg securely clamped- several rriag away om the gay fun - if you'll pardon the exprsn. He may have been wearg dungare wh a red handkerchief hangg out of the back pocket but the irony of what he'd jt said seemed lost on experience, and many others durg the day, did leave me feelg a ltle b like a gay repellent.
I was at a major gay event but somehow not part of all changed, however, when we met up wh some iends and joed the thoands of reds lg the route of the para, the day's ma event. Gays are a b fey and girlie aren't they, monstrate your manls by drsg up as a wboy or biker or somethg. After he's let you pass, walk backwards whilst quickly repeatg the phrase "Not gay" rapidly as you go until you're out of sight.
DAYS FULL OF GAYS
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Gay diversns or repellents -.
We have had some problems wh a Gayboy stalkg our fay gog on about the "general erectns" before. I thought would be a good ia to share our thoughts about repellg gays.
JAFAAC: CURE YOUR GAYS
Gay diversns or repellents Straight 4 J! (Back Door Christians) * gay repellent *
Then slowly "lead" the Gay out of your space, preferably to your Church's Ex-gay Facily. Re: Gay diversns or repellents -. Don't fet that homos love rabows.
Hypocr (Matthew 24:51), The Unfivg (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornitors (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Coveto (Romans 1:29), The Malic (Romans 1:29), The Env (Romans 1:29), Murrers (Romans 1:29), The Deceful (Romans 1:29), Backbers (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Dpeful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteo (1Corthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corthians 6:9), The Effemate (1Corthians 6:9), Thiev (1Corthians 6:10), Dnkards (1Corthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corthians 6:10), Extortners (1Corthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelatn 21:8), The Unbelievg (Revelatn 21:8), The Abomable (Revelatn 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelatn 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelatn 21:8), All Liars (Revelatn 21:8). You n now beat the tar out of them of lead them to the ex-gay mistry. I don't have any homosexual iends but, although they have twisted mds, don't disunt the fact that they are very rdial and affectnate.
I mounted my gun rack the ont Wdows, I already had a few"Keep Out" & signs that I had slightly modified by addg the words " Faggots, Gays, & Queers". I did have some pamphlets that I prted up wh church service tim & msag to rm the gays that s not too late for them & offered -faggotg servic.
JAFAAC: CURE YOUR GAYS
Bee when you add up all the "Keep Out Gays" & other var Keep Out signs for, Jews, Catholics,, & negros, I'm nng out of plac to put them all. But sce I do have si rmatn about homoqueers, I'll ntribute to this stupid discsn. To repel a gay man.
Hang a sign above your hoe sayg "the nas r club" No gay man will be terted and will spread the word to stay away. On the way up your driveway pat a yellow path that shoots off the ma path but go a circle, every gay has seen wizard of Oz and will feel pelled to "follow the yellow brick road. Gay men isn't my area of expertise but here are some lbian repellents...
Place a sign above your hoe sayg "gay bar" No trt. Gay Away perhaps? " wh a lk to "have a gay old time".
A GATHERG STORM OF VIRAL VIOS ON GAY MARRIAGE!
Gay Away sounds like Gay-Repellent... The issue of gay marriage is always good for ntroversy and lots and lots of ranro lobbyg on both sis of the issue.
In , wh a backdrop of menacg clouds, a clutch of people talk about their fears about allowg gay marriage. Now, a passel of celebri on the Funny or Die edy Web se has released a spoof versn of the NOM mercial, lled “A Gaytherg Storm.
It featur a “gay ra army” and a giant gay repellent umbrella. Please see this disclosure related to gay marriage and me. Tagged wh: A Gatherg Storm, A Gaytherg Storm, BoomTown, mercial, digal, Funny Or Die, gay, Inter, marriage, Natnal Organizatn for Marriage, spoof, vio.