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I love my straight homi and articl like <a href=" target="_blank" data-vars-ga-outbound-lk=" data-vars-ga-ux-element="Hyperlk" data-vars-ga-ll-to-actn="this one" class="body-lk css-umdwtv et3p2gv0">this one</a> make my bra pe. I've ma some slight pot-by-pot revisns to Mr. Sangha's tly weird ntributn to gaysplag history.</p><p data-no-id="2" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0"><strong>1.</strong> No, I nnot troduce you to tons of nice sgle ladi. Have you ever been to my hoe for <em>RuPl's Drag Race</em>? Do you see any sgle ladi here? All of my favore girls are long attached and keepg one eye on a toddler while we're poundg Prosec so we don't even have to ver that boyiend sh. Do a favor: Meet your own girls, brg them to , we'll report back to you the next morng wh a list of ncerns and observatns.</p><p data-no-id="4" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0"><strong>2.</strong> No, I will not bee your wife or girliend's bt iend, bee—what? Why would I ever do that? So you n lock up the vlt and I get drafted to help wh hors d'ovr every time you two throw a party? NOPE. Look, I'm sure she's great bee I never would have let get this far otherwise, and we're gonna get down to talkg about some Channg Tatum or our secret mutual "thg" for Will Sasso or whatever while you're watchg somethg dumb, but I'm not tryg to jeopardize our bro-down pabili. What, ed, are you talkg about Willis?</p><p data-no-id="6" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0"><strong>3.</strong> It's te, you n open up and cry wh me, your gay bt iend. You fely don't <em>have</em> to e over and cry, but you n. Real talk: I'm probably jt gog to roll you a jot and put on <em>Hoe of Cards</em> or somethg.</p><p data-no-id="8" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0"><strong>4.</strong> I actually nnot help you wh your wardrobe, straight bt iend. I n't effectively zhoosh your Adidas track pants wh the gyro sta to somethg forward, and I'm not gog to Target wh you for "new khakis" on my day off. Jt not gonna happen. Pl you jt said "khakis." Drsg you properly? Why don't we jt try parkour while we're at ? Chanc are, if we're hangg out, I don't give a sh what you're wearg, and chanc are higher that's bee you've been wearg what you're wearg sce we met.</p><p data-no-id="10" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0"><strong>5.</strong> I n make a great fns buddy if you don't suck at gog to the gym. This is one of those on where beg gay has absolutely nothg to do wh anythg bee gay do not equal gym. WHO WROTE <a href=" target="_blank" data-vars-ga-outbound-lk=" data-vars-ga-ux-element="Hyperlk" data-vars-ga-ll-to-actn="THIS" class="body-lk css-umdwtv et3p2gv0">THIS</a>?! Do this person even squat?</p><p data-no-id="12" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0"><strong>6.</strong> I will be there if you ever need a hug bee huggg is apparently the universal gay greetg. Unls you're actually gay, that is, which se the universal greetg is that thg om <em>RuPl's Drag Race: Untucked</em> where you stick your tongue out to draw the straw of your cktail before takg a really slow, judgmental sip and you jt <a target="_blank" class="css-umdwtv et3p2gv0">stare daggers</a> until the other girl qus. Oh, but wa, you need a hug. C'mere big fella. There there. <em>Therrrrre</em>, there. OK we n s up now.</p><p data-no-id="14" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0"><strong>7.</strong> Ego-boost, check. Self-nfince adjtments, sure. But du, I nnot help you unrstand women, and I nnot help you overe rejectn, bee that's not what rejectn is for. Some of the bt gay-straight iendships started as thwarted boner missns that found ter purpose. If you n glean one thg om gay dus general, 's that rejectn n be a generative force. Thk of like bench prsg to failure or somethg equally butch. A punch the face will alert you to how much punchg your face n take. I'm not gog to punch you. Should we hug aga? I'm down. Pl, breakg news, but gays have not que mastered the self-nfince thg que yet. We n ver this more pth when we have our cry.</p><p data-no-id="16" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0"><strong>8.</strong> Sure we n talk about sex and stuff. You're gonna have to hear about <a href=" target="_blank" data-vars-ga-outbound-lk=" data-vars-ga-ux-element="Hyperlk" data-vars-ga-ll-to-actn="Bear Week" class="body-lk css-umdwtv et3p2gv0">Bear Week</a> though. I'm gog to tell you all about . Serly, do your worst wh your "crazy three-way." I so look forward to this. Spot on, em #8!</p><p data-no-id="18" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0"><strong>9.</strong> Slight amendment to this one: "You n [CALL A FEW HOURS IN ADVANCE AND ASK TO] crash at your gay bt iend's place when the need [EMERGENCY/PERSONAL DANGER/SEXUAL AWAKENING] aris. [YOU WILL BRING TACOS.]</p><p data-no-id="20" class="css-aeyldl et3p2gv0"><strong>10.</strong> Y, our iends are our fay. Which means I get to stick my fger your drk and swirl around and fet a birthday of yours here and there and steal your weed. 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