'Gays Too Prec To Risk In Combat,' Says General

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THE MALEBOLGE, NETHER REGIONS OF DARKNESS—Notg the credible rate at which the muny has grown, sourc nfirmed Thursday that Hell, the Endls Kgdom of Misery, is now a boomg haven of gay culture.

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'GAYS TOO PREC TO RISK IN COMBAT,' SAYS GENERAL

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