We rank all 32 NFL teams based on how gay they are. Not surprisgly, the Packers are tops. We hope.
Contents:
- HOW GAY IS YOUR FAVORE NFL ANCHISE?
- MEET THE 16 OUT GAY AND BI FOOTBALL PLAYERS THE NFL’S 103-YEAR HISTORY
- RAIRS’ CARL NASSIB ANNOUNC HE’S GAY, AN N.F.L. FIRST
- THE 39 CURRENT NFL PLAYERS HAVE ALL PLAYED WH AN OUT GAY TEAMMATE
- NORTH AMERI’S FOUR BIGGT PRO SPORTS LEAGU HAVE BEEN AROUND A BED 398 YEARS. THEY’VE HAD TWO OPENLY GAY ACTIVE PLAYERS
HOW GAY IS YOUR FAVORE NFL ANCHISE?
* what is the gayest football team *
Thankfully, most NFL teams give some reason for gay fans to cheer. Whether 's the lor of their uniforms, their nickname, or matchg the lor of their quarterback's hair wh their uniforms, almost every team has somethg gay to celebrate. Jt how gay is your favore NFL anchise?
Chanc are, 's pretty gay... 1) Green Bay PackersFor their name alone, the Packers have been the subject of jok and lghs om gay edians for years. Not sce the Oilers left the NFL has there been an NFL nickname that better enpass gay men of every persuasn.
Gay NFL fans of other teams - even those Mnota - at some ep level wish they were Packers fans.
MEET THE 16 OUT GAY AND BI FOOTBALL PLAYERS THE NFL’S 103-YEAR HISTORY
Carl Nassib is the first to ever play a down as openly gay, but the rt are still trailblazers. * what is the gayest football team *
Gay! 2) Chigo BearsBears have been a staple of the gay muny for as long as 's been around.
For the straights: A bear is a hairy, often hky, gay man who is often attracted to other hairy, hky men. Given the teams the top two spots, 's safe to say the NFC North is the gayt divisn football! Incintally, Cleveland is home to Flex, the largt gay bathhoe Ameri, and will be host to the Gay Gam 2014.
The gays are fely down wh the Browns. 4) Indianapolis ColtsOther than Jeff Stryker, no name is more synonymo wh gay pornography than Colt. For over 40 years, Colt Stud has produced gay porn wh the motto: "If the Look is Mascule, the Name is COLT!
RAIRS’ CARL NASSIB ANNOUNC HE’S GAY, AN N.F.L. FIRST
The Rairs fensive leman me out a statement posted to his Instagram acunt on Monday, beg the first active player the league to publicly intify as gay. * what is the gayest football team *
5) Tennsee TansOutdone by Colt only longevy, Tan Media has been producg gay porn for almost 20 years. Wner of the XBIZ "Gay Stud of the Year" award for six years nng, at least Tan fans have won somethg durg the Obama admistratn. 6) San Francis 49ersThe Gay Bowl is the annual gay flag football natnal champnship.
The very first Gay Bowl, all the way back 2002, featured a team om the Bay Area lled - wa for - the San Francis 69ers. Any team om San Francis has to be near the top of a "gay list. " Between the public nudy and the giant rabow flagged draped om bay to breakers, the cy is the gayt place outsi of Palm Sprgs on Dah Shore Weekend.
Once st as tough, macho lone rirs, the Ang Lee film showed them for what they are: Sensive, lonely souls wh a penchant for bareback gay sex tents. And wh the Dallas Cowboys owned by the biggt drama queen football, how n any gay fan not love them? And as we all learned when some the relig Right boytted the Teletubbi bee they said Tky Wky was gay, purple is the gayt lor the rabow.
THE 39 CURRENT NFL PLAYERS HAVE ALL PLAYED WH AN OUT GAY TEAMMATE
Players on 22 NFL teams have already had an out gay teammate, cludg six players wh the Arizona Cardals. * what is the gayest football team *
11) Miami DolphsBet you didn't know that dolphs are one of the gayt speci on the pla. That's gay as homosexual.
As , they have homosexual sex. Lbian and gay bottle-nose dolphs swimmg all around the ast of Florida.
12) New England PatrtsFew TV ins are more popular wh gay fans than "Patsy" om Absolutely Fabulo.
NORTH AMERI’S FOUR BIGGT PRO SPORTS LEAGU HAVE BEEN AROUND A BED 398 YEARS. THEY’VE HAD TWO OPENLY GAY ACTIVE PLAYERS
13) Philalphia EaglAll across the untry, gay bars lled "The Eagle" have popped up over the years. 14) Baltimore RavensOK, the Ravens aren't particularly gay, but when Brendon Ayanbajo was on the team they were a bean of light for gay fans. Bis, any team that nam self after an Edgar Allen Poe poem and purple as s team lor is kda gay.