HBO Max's 'Father of the Bri' Should've Been Gayer - Fangirlish

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• HBO MAX’S ‘FATHER OF THE BRI’ SHOULD’VE BEEN GAYER
• NEXT "FATHER OF THE BRI" SEQUEL WILL FOC ON GAY {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}NEWSBY DAN AVERYJUNE 16, 2014/2:17 PMBY DAN AVERYJUNE 16, 2014 / 2:17 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"NEXT \"FATHER OF THE BRI\" SEQUEL WILL FOC ON GAY WEDDG","DATEPUBLISHED":"2014-06-16T18:17:54.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2014-06-16T18:17:54.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"DAN AVERY","ARTICLESECTN":"NEWS"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FATHER OF THE BRI, THE 1991 STEVE MART/DIANE KEATON EDY ABOUT HAPLS PARENTS PREPARG FOR THEIR DGHTER'S WEDDG, IS GETTG A NEW SEQUEL THAT WILL FOC ON A SAME-SEX {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NIKKI FKE REPORTS:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE TWIST THIS THREEQUEL IS THAT LTLE MATTY IS NOW 29 AND GAY AND GETTG MARRIED TO A NAVY SEAL’S SON.  FATHER OF THE BRI GEE IS "THUNRSTCK AND SPEECHLS" AND HAS PROBLEMS WH THE WHOLE GAY THG. SO WIFE NA KICKS HIM OUT OF THE HOE, ACRDG TO THE PCH WHICH DISNEY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ORIGAL FATHER OF THE BRI DIRECTOR AND -WRER CHARL SHYER IS RETURNG, WH KEATON AND MART EXPECTED TO RETURN TO THEIR ROL. KIERAN CULKAN PLAYED MATTY THE FIRST TWO FILMS BUT 'S NOT CLEAR IF HE WILL REPRISE THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FATHER OF THE BRI 3 IS THE FIRST ORIGAL MOVIE THE FOTB SERI: THE ORIGAL WAS BASED ON THE 1950 FILM OF THE SAME NAME AND FATHER OF THE BRI 2 WAS BASED ON 1951’S FATHER’S LTLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WE DON'T HATE THIS IA, BUT PLEASE PROMISE MART SHORT'S EFFEMATE WEDDG PLANNER, FRANCK, IS NOWHERE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
• ‘FATHER OF THE BRI 3’ AND 10 MORE “GAY-FRIENDLY” SEQUELS WE HOPE AREN’T ACTUALLY HAPPENG

HBO MAX’S ‘FATHER OF THE BRI’ SHOULD’VE BEEN GAYER

Surely, not every gay story has to be a heteronormative g-out story. HBO Max’s Father of the Bri uld’ve and should’ve been gayer. But we uldn’t get any clarifitn that Cora was gay and the begng stag of a relatnship?

Father of the Bri, the 1991 Steve Mart/Diane Keaton edy about hapls parents preparg for their dghter's weddg, is gettg a new sequel that will foc on a same-sex twist this threequel is that Ltle Matty is now 29 and gay and gettg married to a Navy SEAL’s son. Father of the bri Gee is "thunrstck and speechls" and has problems wh the whole gay thg.

Bee how better to e gay people’s stori than as a vehicle for a straight man to redisver his own tolerance for a third time? After admtg that the origal ncept was “anchise-limg” for only allowg the kids to get bigger or smaller, Disney Studs have a Eureka moment – Rick Moranis’ famo shrk ray a hormonal balance that turns his kids gay!

NEXT "FATHER OF THE BRI" SEQUEL WILL FOC ON GAY {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}NEWSBY DAN AVERYJUNE 16, 2014/2:17 PMBY DAN AVERYJUNE 16, 2014 / 2:17 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"NEXT \"FATHER OF THE BRI\" SEQUEL WILL FOC ON GAY WEDDG","DATEPUBLISHED":"2014-06-16T18:17:54.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2014-06-16T18:17:54.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"DAN AVERY","ARTICLESECTN":"NEWS"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FATHER OF THE BRI, THE 1991 STEVE MART/DIANE KEATON EDY ABOUT HAPLS PARENTS PREPARG FOR THEIR DGHTER'S WEDDG, IS GETTG A NEW SEQUEL THAT WILL FOC ON A SAME-SEX {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NIKKI FKE REPORTS:{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE TWIST THIS THREEQUEL IS THAT LTLE MATTY IS NOW 29 AND GAY AND GETTG MARRIED TO A NAVY SEAL’S SON.  FATHER OF THE BRI GEE IS "THUNRSTCK AND SPEECHLS" AND HAS PROBLEMS WH THE WHOLE GAY THG. SO WIFE NA KICKS HIM OUT OF THE HOE, ACRDG TO THE PCH WHICH DISNEY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ORIGAL FATHER OF THE BRI DIRECTOR AND -WRER CHARL SHYER IS RETURNG, WH KEATON AND MART EXPECTED TO RETURN TO THEIR ROL. KIERAN CULKAN PLAYED MATTY THE FIRST TWO FILMS BUT 'S NOT CLEAR IF HE WILL REPRISE THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FATHER OF THE BRI 3 IS THE FIRST ORIGAL MOVIE THE FOTB SERI: THE ORIGAL WAS BASED ON THE 1950 FILM OF THE SAME NAME AND FATHER OF THE BRI 2 WAS BASED ON 1951’S FATHER’S LTLE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WE DON'T HATE THIS IA, BUT PLEASE PROMISE MART SHORT'S EFFEMATE WEDDG PLANNER, FRANCK, IS NOWHERE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

The film is acced of an outdated moraly and of moizg gay panic, but is a h across middle Ameri. In this miserable attempt to mash up the disaster genre wh the biblil epic, Bce Willis go back to the land of Canaan to save a group of Old Ttament homosexuals om near-certa ath… but not before a supremely gratuo “last night on earth” valedictory y.

Takg the nstant jok about what really went on between Frodo and Sam durg their epic journey to Mordor as an exce to churn out another 3 hour epic, the narrative is most glargly padd out wh an famo 42 mute rimmg scene which succeeds disappotg gay and straight dienc alike.

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‘FATHER OF THE BRI 3’ AND 10 MORE “GAY-FRIENDLY” SEQUELS WE HOPE AREN’T ACTUALLY HAPPENG

If you thought the origal film had a ridiculoly ntrived premise, wa for this highly illogil reboot – Kate Hudson bets her iend that she n’t date a guy whout turng him gay… only to bump to queen of the scene fashn signer Matthew McConghey, whose iends tell him he is so mp, no woman would ever believe he is straight. Figurg that everyone who lov this film is probably a gay man anyway, executiv nceive this awful-soundg mil romp, starrg Mark Ruffalo and David Oyelowo as good time boys who like their dis groov wh a dose of crotchls chaps.