Listen to an orchtral reworkg of 'South Park'’s ‘Gay Fish’

GAY FISH
KANYE WT RPONDS -- HUMBLY! -- TO 'SOUTH PARK' 'FISH STICKS' SLAM'I'M NOT A DOUCHE,' WT SISTS NTRE BLOG {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.25 "GRAVY",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NONE;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#FFFFFF;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.25 "GRAVY",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NONE;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#FFFFFF;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}CELEBRIBY JAM MONTGOMERYAPRIL 9, 2009/3:47 {HEIGHT:HER;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;POSN:RELATIVE;-WEBK-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-MS-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-WEBK-ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-ALIGN:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-ALIGN:CENTER;ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-WEBK-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;-MS-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;} IMG{HEIGHT:100%;WIDTH:100%;OBJECT-F:VER;}{HEIGHT:574PX;WIDTH:1020PX;}BY JAM MONTGOMERYAPRIL 9, 2009 / 3:47 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"KANYE WT RPONDS -- HUMBLY! -- TO 'SOUTH PARK' 'FISH STICKS' SLAM","THUMBNAILURL":","DATEPUBLISHED":"2009-04-09T19:47:05.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2009-04-09T19:47:05.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"MTV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"MTV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1280,"HEIGHT":720}},"CREATOR":"JAM MONTGOMERY","ARTICLESECTN":"CELEBRI"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT APPEARS THAT BEG PICTED AS A GAY FISH MIGHT ACTUALLY TURN OUT TO BE A GOOD THG FOR [ARTIST ID="330"]KANYE WT[/ARTIST].{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FOR THOSE WHO MISSED , WT WAS POSIVELY SLAMMED ON WEDNDAY NIGHT'S EPISO OF "SOUTH PARK" -- WHICH CENTERED AROUND A BALDFACEDLY JUVENILE JOKE ABOUT THE TERM "FISH STICKS" -- G ACROSS AS AN EGOTISTIL JERK WHO IS MASKG EP-CED SIR TO LIVE LIFE AS, UH, A "GAY FISH."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE END OF THE EPISO, AFTER NYG HIS LATENT FEELGS, WT -- DRSED A GREEN VT AND SK-TIGHT FISH-SLE PANTS -- FALLY REALIZ THAT HE N'T KEEP HIS NER FISH CLOSETED ANYMORE, TELLS HIS CREW "IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STOP NNG. A GAY FISH JT NT LIVE THE OUTSI WORLD FOREVER," THEN LEAPS OFF A PIER AND LNCH TO AN AUTO-TUNED SONG WHILE HUMPG VAR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOW, WE'RE FAIRLY CERTA THAT THE KANYE OF OLD WOULD'VE FLOWN TO A F OF RAGE OVER HIS PORTRAYAL ON THE SHOW. BUT, ON THURSDAY (APRIL 9), WT TOOK A DIFFERENT TACT, POSTG A LK TO THE SHOW HIS BLOG, AND WRG ( ALL CAPS, OF URSE) THAT HE WASN'T UPSET, BEE HE ED THE EPISO AS MOTIVATN TO DISPLAY SOME NEW LIFE SKILLS. IT WOULD SEEM THAT KANYE HAS TURNED OVER A NEW ... ER, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}" 'SOUTH PARK' MURRED ME LAST NIGHT, AND 'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELGS, BUT WHAT N YOU EXPECT OM 'SOUTH PARK?'" HE WROTE. "I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKG ON MY EGO. ... HAVG THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POT MY LIFE AND REER. I ED TO E TO BUILD UP MY TEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MIC, THE BT RPONSE IS 'THANK YOU' STEAD OF 'I TOLD YOU SO!'{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"I JT WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON, WHICH STARTS WH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLG PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THK I AM. I NEED TO JT GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JT MAKE DOPE PRODUCT," THE POST NTUED. "AS LONG AS I ACT LIKE A B---H, THIS TYPE OF SH-- WILL HAPPEN TO ME. ... I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE. I'M SURE THE WRERS AT 'SOUTH PARK' ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKG THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}PERHAPS SOMEONE SHOULD'VE LLED HIM A "GAY FISH" {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
A GAY FISH
HOW BILL HAR HELPED TURN KANYE WT INTO SOUTH PARK’S ‘GAY FISH’I’M A FISH YOIN A KILLER SPEED ROUND ON ‘ANY GIVEN WEDNDAY,’ BILL HAR TOLD BILL SIMMONS THE ORIGS OF THE ‘FISH DICKS’ EPISO OF ‘SOUTH PARK.’ MATT WILSTESENR EDORUPDATED APR. 13, 2017 3:39PM EDT / PUBLISHED JUN. 30, 2016 12:00AM EDT WEEK TWO OF BILL SIMMONS’S NEW HBO SHOW ANY GIVEN WEDNDAY DIDN’T NTA ANYTHG AS FIRED UP AND UNHGED AS BEN AFFLECK’S TAKE ON #DEFLATEGATE. BUT DID FEATURE SOME GREAT STORI ABOUT LEBRON JAM AND KANYE WT.FOLLOWG A NVERSATN WH MARK CUBAN AND MALLM GLADWELL ABOUT NBA TEAM OWNERS AND ERNMENT SUBSIDI THAT WAS FAR MORE BORG THAN NEED TO BE WH TWO GENERALLY TERTG PEOPLE, SIMMONS WELED ACTOR BILL HAR—OR AS HE SCRIBED HIM THE TRO, LEBRON JAM’S DOCTOR, FOR A SPEED ROUND OF SHOWBIZ STORI.HAR, WHO APPEARED OPPOSE THE NEWLY-CROWNED NBA MVP AMY SCHUMER’S TRAWRECK, SAID ABOUT “90 PERCENT” OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY THK HE IS RPONSIBLE FOR JAM’S HEALTH. “WE DIDN’T KEEP TOUCH,” HE ADMTED, ADDG THAT BEFORE HE PLAYED ONE-ON-ONE WH JAM THE MOVIE, HE HADN’T BEEN ON A BASKETBALL URT S.BUT WAS AFTER HAR CYCLED THROUGH IMPRSNS OF DATELE’S KEH MORRISON AND COLLATERAL DAMAGE-ERA ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER THAT HE ARRIVED AT HIS MOST HILAR CELEBRY TALE. AS NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE KNOW, HAR HAS BEEN QUIETLY WRG ON SOUTH PARK SCE S THIRTEENTH SEASON. THE VERY FIRST IA HE ME UP WH FOR THE SHOW, DURG A WRERS’ RETREAT SEATTLE, WAS THE FAMO KANYE WT “FISH DICKS” EPISO. IT WAS TREY PARKER WHO FIRST RAN WH THE IA THAT CARTMAN SHOULD E UP WH A JOKE ABOUT HOW PUTTG “FISH DICKS” YOUR MOUTH MAK YOU A “GAY FISH.” WHEN THE JOKE BE A BIG AL WORLDWI, THEY NEED SOMEONE WHO “DON’T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR” TO NOT GET . NATURALLY, THEY ALL SETTLED ON KANYE WT.“RIGHT THERE THAT MOMENT THE WHOLE EPISO ME TOGETHER,” HAR SAID.AND THAT’S HOW THE WORLD GOT THIS BRILLIANT, TO-TUNED “GAY FISH” SONG BY SOUTH PARK’S KANYE WT. HE’S E A LONG WAY OM THERE TO SHARG A BED WH THE BIGGT STARS THE WORLD THE VIO FOR “FAMO.” MATT WILSTE
LISTEN TO AN ORCHTRAL REWORKG OF ‘SOUTH PARK’’S ‘GAY FISH’

GAY FISH

The "Fishsticks Joke" is a joke created by Jimmy Valmer. It gaed populary across the world the Season Thirteen episo, "Fishsticks". The joke is a set of qutns ed to make the dividual on the receivg end say what mak them sound like a gay fish, due to s play on words. It... * gay fish joke *

The joke is a set of qutns ed to make the dividual on the receivg end say what mak them sound like a gay fish, due to s play on words.

KANYE WT RPONDS -- HUMBLY! -- TO 'SOUTH PARK' 'FISH STICKS' SLAM'I'M NOT A DOUCHE,' WT SISTS NTRE BLOG {FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.25 "GRAVY",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NONE;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#FFFFFF;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.25 "GRAVY",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NONE;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#FFFFFF;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}CELEBRIBY JAM MONTGOMERYAPRIL 9, 2009/3:47 {HEIGHT:HER;DISPLAY:-WEBK-BOX;DISPLAY:-WEBK-FLEX;DISPLAY:-MS-FLEXBOX;DISPLAY:FLEX;POSN:RELATIVE;-WEBK-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-MS-FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;FLEX-WRAP:WRAP;-WEBK-ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-ALIGN:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-ALIGN:CENTER;ALIGN-EMS:CENTER;-WEBK-BOX-PACK:CENTER;-WEBK-JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-MS-FLEX-PACK:CENTER;JTIFY-NTENT:CENTER;-WEBK-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;-MS-TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;TRANSFORM-ORIG:CENTER;} IMG{HEIGHT:100%;WIDTH:100%;OBJECT-F:VER;}{HEIGHT:574PX;WIDTH:1020PX;}BY JAM MONTGOMERYAPRIL 9, 2009 / 3:47 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"KANYE WT RPONDS -- HUMBLY! -- TO 'SOUTH PARK' 'FISH STICKS' SLAM","THUMBNAILURL":","DATEPUBLISHED":"2009-04-09T19:47:05.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2009-04-09T19:47:05.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"MTV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"MTV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","URL":","WIDTH":1280,"HEIGHT":720}},"CREATOR":"JAM MONTGOMERY","ARTICLESECTN":"CELEBRI"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT APPEARS THAT BEG PICTED AS A GAY FISH MIGHT ACTUALLY TURN OUT TO BE A GOOD THG FOR [ARTIST ID="330"]KANYE WT[/ARTIST].{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FOR THOSE WHO MISSED , WT WAS POSIVELY SLAMMED ON WEDNDAY NIGHT'S EPISO OF "SOUTH PARK" -- WHICH CENTERED AROUND A BALDFACEDLY JUVENILE JOKE ABOUT THE TERM "FISH STICKS" -- G ACROSS AS AN EGOTISTIL JERK WHO IS MASKG EP-CED SIR TO LIVE LIFE AS, UH, A "GAY FISH."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AT THE END OF THE EPISO, AFTER NYG HIS LATENT FEELGS, WT -- DRSED A GREEN VT AND SK-TIGHT FISH-SLE PANTS -- FALLY REALIZ THAT HE N'T KEEP HIS NER FISH CLOSETED ANYMORE, TELLS HIS CREW "IT'S TIME FOR ME TO STOP NNG. A GAY FISH JT NT LIVE THE OUTSI WORLD FOREVER," THEN LEAPS OFF A PIER AND LNCH TO AN AUTO-TUNED SONG WHILE HUMPG VAR {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}NOW, WE'RE FAIRLY CERTA THAT THE KANYE OF OLD WOULD'VE FLOWN TO A F OF RAGE OVER HIS PORTRAYAL ON THE SHOW. BUT, ON THURSDAY (APRIL 9), WT TOOK A DIFFERENT TACT, POSTG A LK TO THE SHOW HIS BLOG, AND WRG ( ALL CAPS, OF URSE) THAT HE WASN'T UPSET, BEE HE ED THE EPISO AS MOTIVATN TO DISPLAY SOME NEW LIFE SKILLS. IT WOULD SEEM THAT KANYE HAS TURNED OVER A NEW ... ER, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}" 'SOUTH PARK' MURRED ME LAST NIGHT, AND 'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELGS, BUT WHAT N YOU EXPECT OM 'SOUTH PARK?'" HE WROTE. "I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKG ON MY EGO. ... HAVG THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POT MY LIFE AND REER. I ED TO E TO BUILD UP MY TEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MIC, THE BT RPONSE IS 'THANK YOU' STEAD OF 'I TOLD YOU SO!'{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}"I JT WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON, WHICH STARTS WH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLG PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THK I AM. I NEED TO JT GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JT MAKE DOPE PRODUCT," THE POST NTUED. "AS LONG AS I ACT LIKE A B---H, THIS TYPE OF SH-- WILL HAPPEN TO ME. ... I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE. I'M SURE THE WRERS AT 'SOUTH PARK' ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKG THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO."{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#F3F3F3;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}PERHAPS SOMEONE SHOULD'VE LLED HIM A "GAY FISH" {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS

Kanye Wt rpond humbly to beg slammed the "Fish Sticks" episo of "South Park" Wednday night, which picted him as a gay fish. * gay fish joke *

A gay fish?!

The only person the whole world who do not get the joke is rapper Kanye Wt, who believ that people are makg fun of his personaly and are spreadg mors about him beg a "gay fish". However, when Cartman nvc Jimmy that he has a msed up ego, Kanye thks that he is sufferg om the same problem, and embrac his sty as a leral gay fish. A gay fish?

The episo is “Fishsticks” om Season 13 of South Park where a joke about beg “a gay fish” took the untry by storm.

A GAY FISH

And that turned to an episo about Kanye Wt beg a gay fish.

Har explaed not only why Kanye Wt beme the target of the “Fishsticks – Gay Fish” joke, but also how edian Carlos Mencia was pulled to as well.

HOW BILL HAR HELPED TURN KANYE WT INTO SOUTH PARK’S ‘GAY FISH’I’M A FISH YOIN A KILLER SPEED ROUND ON ‘ANY GIVEN WEDNDAY,’ BILL HAR TOLD BILL SIMMONS THE ORIGS OF THE ‘FISH DICKS’ EPISO OF ‘SOUTH PARK.’ MATT WILSTESENR EDORUPDATED APR. 13, 2017 3:39PM EDT / PUBLISHED JUN. 30, 2016 12:00AM EDT WEEK TWO OF BILL SIMMONS’S NEW HBO SHOW ANY GIVEN WEDNDAY DIDN’T NTA ANYTHG AS FIRED UP AND UNHGED AS BEN AFFLECK’S TAKE ON #DEFLATEGATE. BUT DID FEATURE SOME GREAT STORI ABOUT LEBRON JAM AND KANYE WT.FOLLOWG A NVERSATN WH MARK CUBAN AND MALLM GLADWELL ABOUT NBA TEAM OWNERS AND ERNMENT SUBSIDI THAT WAS FAR MORE BORG THAN NEED TO BE WH TWO GENERALLY TERTG PEOPLE, SIMMONS WELED ACTOR BILL HAR—OR AS HE SCRIBED HIM THE TRO, LEBRON JAM’S DOCTOR, FOR A SPEED ROUND OF SHOWBIZ STORI.HAR, WHO APPEARED OPPOSE THE NEWLY-CROWNED NBA MVP AMY SCHUMER’S TRAWRECK, SAID ABOUT “90 PERCENT” OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY THK HE IS RPONSIBLE FOR JAM’S HEALTH. “WE DIDN’T KEEP TOUCH,” HE ADMTED, ADDG THAT BEFORE HE PLAYED ONE-ON-ONE WH JAM THE MOVIE, HE HADN’T BEEN ON A BASKETBALL URT S.BUT WAS AFTER HAR CYCLED THROUGH IMPRSNS OF DATELE’S KEH MORRISON AND COLLATERAL DAMAGE-ERA ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER THAT HE ARRIVED AT HIS MOST HILAR CELEBRY TALE. AS NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE KNOW, HAR HAS BEEN QUIETLY WRG ON SOUTH PARK SCE S THIRTEENTH SEASON. THE VERY FIRST IA HE ME UP WH FOR THE SHOW, DURG A WRERS’ RETREAT SEATTLE, WAS THE FAMO KANYE WT “FISH DICKS” EPISO. IT WAS TREY PARKER WHO FIRST RAN WH THE IA THAT CARTMAN SHOULD E UP WH A JOKE ABOUT HOW PUTTG “FISH DICKS” YOUR MOUTH MAK YOU A “GAY FISH.” WHEN THE JOKE BE A BIG AL WORLDWI, THEY NEED SOMEONE WHO “DON’T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR” TO NOT GET . NATURALLY, THEY ALL SETTLED ON KANYE WT.“RIGHT THERE THAT MOMENT THE WHOLE EPISO ME TOGETHER,” HAR SAID.AND THAT’S HOW THE WORLD GOT THIS BRILLIANT, TO-TUNED “GAY FISH” SONG BY SOUTH PARK’S KANYE WT. HE’S E A LONG WAY OM THERE TO SHARG A BED WH THE BIGGT STARS THE WORLD THE VIO FOR “FAMO.” MATT WILSTE

We go, ‘Okay, so Cartman up wh a joke, ‘Are you a gay fish? So, he has a prs nference gog, ‘I am not a gay fish.