Is Christian Bale Gay? - Gus what all people say about

So, remember that bld em om Monday about the "hunk a summer movie" who is secretly gay and vlent and awful and sneaked to his boyiend's hoe and raped him? It's one of the crazier bld ems we've read, and has been the Talk of the Inter (the whole ter! even Alex Balk is trigued!) this week, wh people sperately tryg to figure out which star is Jt Like Us. I mean, not like . The oppose of . Out of the nse fog of speculatn, three clear ndidat have emerged: Christian Bale, Will Smh, and (gasp!) Jam Fran. Christian Bale uld be the gay rapist bee he already murred his mother then salted the earth so no other moms uld grow. Pl we don't know much about his personal life other than that he's married. You know, to a lady. Still, don't mean he's not a dis-dancg, Osr Wil-readg, Streisand ticket-holdg, iend of Dorothy. The scuttlebutt around the big celebry weekli is that was the Amerin Psycho who mted the heo act. It uld be Will Smh who got non-nsensually jiggy bee gay mors have plagued him for years, reachg a fever pch as fellow possible-'mo Tom Cise led him (by which body part??!) to the dank recs of Scientology-a supermarket checkout rack relign often thought to be a celebry haven for gaydom and tax dodgg. Pl he played a homosexual gay person a movie once! The vlence stuff would be news to me, but who knows what roilg darkns lurks the heart of the Frh Prce? Pl this guy says was Will, though he impli that was jt rough sex play, not rape. And then there's the pellg se of Jam Fran. Basilly the mor is that Fran dated the guy about two years ago, and still had a key to his hoe. Guy go to an Osrs party, back and Fran is wag for him and then awfulns go down. He's mored to have been abive towards an old girliend, also an actor, some five years ago. This mak me sad bee Jam Fran is dreamy and oh if he were gay we'd surely be married next sprg, but if he's a raper then I don't want anythg to do wh him and he should be jail. So. Boo. I dunno. He do do a wicked Jam Dean, who, as we know, was a buggerer. Pl, he's leavg the leggy blond bimbos of Los Angel to go to wrg school New York. That's pretty geigh. So who do you thk is? Take our Very Important Poll below and weigh on this highly galvanizg matter. (And don't say anythg stupid the ments... 's a 'Mo News Day.)