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- ‘KEY & PEELE’ EXPLA THE DOS AND DON’TS OF GAY WEDDGS IN THIS HILAR SKETCH FROM THE NEW SEASON
- 'KEY & PEELE' ANSWER THE MOST RIDICULO QUTNS ABOUT GAY WEDDGS
- KEY AND PEELE’S GAY WEDDG ADVICE HAS ME HOWLG
- RALPHIE MAY – GAY WEDDG – THIS IS NOT HAPPENG – UNCENSORED
- ‘KEY & PEELE’ PRENTS THE MOST UNFORTABLE GUY AT A GAY MARRIAGE TOWN HALL MEETG
- COMEDY CENTRAL'S THE OTHER TWO IS READG MILLENNIAL GAY LIFE FOR FILTH
- GAY WEDDG Q AND A
- GAY WEDDG Q AND A
- GAY WEDDG Q AND A
- ‘KEY & PEELE’ EXPLA THE DOS AND DON’TS OF GAY WEDDGS IN THIS HILAR SKETCH FROM THE NEW SEASON
- REVIEW OF "KISS THE BRI"{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}MOVIBY MICHAEL JENSENAPRIL 17, 2008/10:52 PMBY MICHAEL JENSENAPRIL 17, 2008 / 10:52 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"REVIEW OF \"KISS THE BRI\"","DATEPUBLISHED":"2008-04-18T02:52:51.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2008-04-18T02:52:51.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"MICHAEL JENSEN","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"MOVI"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE NEW GAY WEDDG EDY KISS THE BRI (OPENG LIMED RELEASE FRIDAY) BEGS WH AN ODDLY APPROPRIATE IMAGE: WHILE WATCHG TWO MALE MOLS FAKE KISSY-FACE FOR HIS MAGAZE’S “GAY WEDDG” ISSUE, MATTHEW (PHILIPP KARNER) GETS SMACKED THE FACE WH A GOB OF WEDDG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AFTER SEEG KISS THE BRI, THE IA OF BEG H THE FACE WH AN OVERLY SWEET BUT OTHERWISE TASTELS WEDDG-RELATED NCTN IS ALL TOO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}A PASSABLE BUT SLAPDASH TRIFLE THAT’S A B TOO LIGHT ON BOTH ROMANCE AND EDY FOR S GENRE, “BRI” TELLS THE STORY OF MATTHEW, A LOS ANGEL GAY MAGAZE EDOR WHO IS DRAWN BACK TO HIS SLEEPY HOMETOWN AFTER LEARNG THAT HIS FIRST LOVE, RYAN (JAM O’SHEA) IS GETTG MARRIED TO – GASP – A WOMAN. DETERMED TO RIGHT THIS POTENTIAL WRONG SPE NOT HAVG HAD NTACT WH HIS FORMER BOYIEND FOR TEN YEARS, MATTHEW SHOWS UP ON RYAN’S DOORSTEP, CRASH THE BRIDAL SHOWER, AND PROCEEDS TO FOUL UP EVERYTHG FOR EVERYONE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}OKAY, QUICK POLL: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU MSED AROUND WH SOMEONE DURG PUBERTY WHO IS NOW HAPPILY MARRIED WH KIDS. OKAY, YOU N ALL PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN. NOW, RAISE YOUR HANDS AGA IF YOU EVEN REMOTELY NSIRED CRASHG THEIR WEDDG BEE YOU FELT THAT THE GROOM-TO-BE SHOULD BE WH YOU STEAD BEE OF SOME AWKWARD FUMBLGS YOU HAD UNR THE GARFIELD SHEETS BACK WHEN YOU HAD TO TAKE OUT YOUR RETAER FOR THE FUN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WELL, THAT’S THE STORY HERE. IF ALL SOUNDS A B LIKE CHUCK & BUCK WH A BACHELOR PARTY … KD OF IS. ONLY BUCK HAD THE SENSE TO ST THE EMOTNALLY STUNTED CHARACTER AS THE ANTAGONIST AND PLAYED THE SUATN STRAIGHT, TO WONRFULLY UNSETTLG EFFECT. HERE, THE ATTEMPTS TO MAKE MATTHEW ANYTHG OTHER THAN THE SELF-OBSSED BORRLE STALKER THAT HE IS AREN'T NEARLY AS FUNNY AS THEY WERE MEANT TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TE, THE SPIRATN FOR KISS THE BRI WASN’T CHUCK & BUCK, WHICH IS A CIDLY DARKER (AND FAR MORE EFFECTIVE) FILM. THE SPIRATN FOR THIS FILM WAS MY BT FRIEND’S WEDDG … AND IF YOU AREN’T QUICK ENOUGH TO PICK UP ON YOURSELF, DON’T WORRY: THE NNECTNS ARE ACTUALLY MENTNED BY THE CHARACTERS AS THE ALL-TOO-FAIAR STORY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WE’VE GOT THE RATHER LOATHSOME LEAD CHARACTER (JULIA 2.0), THE BCHY GAY IEND (HERE A TIC LBIAN PLAYED BY JANE CHO, NOT RUPERT EVERETT), THE DZY-BUT-OMG-TOO-LOVABLE-TO-HATE BRI-TO-BE (TORI SPELLG STG FOR CAMERON DIAZ), THE LUNKY-BUT-ENARG, UTTERLY CLUELS GROOM, AND A SMATTERG OF GOOFY TYP THROWN TO THE WEDDG PARTY TO DISTRACT YOU OM THE FACT THAT THE MOVIE’S CENTRAL NCE (A SELFISH PERSON TRYG TO BREAK UP A WEDDING, FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE) IS MISANTHROPIC TO THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}PHILIPP KARNER, JAM O'{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WH MY BT FRIEND’S WEDDG, THEY ACTUALLY MET THE CHALLENGE OF MAKG THE SENTIALLY UNLIKABLE LEAD CHARACTER WATCHABLE, MOSTLY BEE THE FILM BALANCED HER VENOM WH SOME LEGIMATELY FUNNY GAGS AND SPIRED, SCENE-STEALG PERFORMANC OM DIAZ AND EVERETT. IN BRI, NONE OF THE SUPPORTG CHARACTERS IS SPARKLG ENOUGH TO DISTRACT THE DIENCE OM THE PLOT’S SHORTGS, AND THE WHOLE EXERCISE WDS UP FEELG WHY, SHALLOW, AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TE, WE GAY FOLKS HAVE A PLITED RELATNSHIP WH THE WHOLE WEDDG THG. MOST OF AREN’T LEGALLY OR WH OUR FAHS ALLOWED TO HAVE OUR OWN WEDDGS, BUT ARE EXPECTED TO BUY LAVISH PRENTS AND TRAVEL AT THE DROP OF A HAT FOR ANY WEDDG THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S PROBABLY SIAR TO THE RELATNSHIP DIABETICS HAVE WH RAISETS: WE KNOW WEDDGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET, BUT AFTER YEARS OF BEG NIED THEM, THEY JT LOOK LIKE SO MANY RABB TURDS. BUT THAT DON’T MEAN THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO ENJOY THEIR WEDDGS, OR SHOULD RENOUNCE THE STUTN DURG THE CEREMONY SELF, LIKE THEY DO HERE. DON’T TOAST WH THAT WE, FOLKS – THE GRAP WERE CLEARLY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE BIGGT FAILG OF BRI IS THAT NOTHG THAT HAPPENS FEELS REMOTELY ANIC. IT’S ONE OF THOSE MOVI WHERE A CHARACTER’S ACTNS WILL HAVE YOU ASKG, “WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?!” PRETTY MUCH EVERY SCENE. AND THE ANSWER TO THAT QUTN, EVERY TIME, IS: “BEE THE SCRIPT REQUIRED HIM TO.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FOR EXAMPLE, WHY WOULD MATTHEW PRETEND TO BE A STRIPPER AT ALEX’S BACHELORETTE PARTY? NO REASON, OTHER THAN TO GET HIS SHIRT OFF. WHY WOULD MATTHEW, AFTER CIDG THAT RYAN AND ALEX REALLY BELONG TOGETHER, MAKE OUT WH HER? HE’S NOT BISEXUAL, AND DON'T EVEN SEEM PARTICULARLY FOND OF WOMEN. NOPE, NO REASON OTHER THAN THAT SOMEONE APPARENTLY THOUGHT WOULD BE FUNNY OR SHOCKG OR TERTG, WHEN REALY, ’S THE NVOLUTED PLOT NTRIVANC AND ERRATIC CHARACTER CHOIC THAT TURN WOULD ULD HAVE BEEN A OTHY EDY TO A NFED, UNSATISFYG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ASI OM PROBLEMS WH SCRIPT, THE MOVIE’S PETENT ENOUGH. KARNER IS MORE LIKEABLE THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD BE, AND O’SHEA AND SPELLG PLAY THE BLANDLY LIKABLE UPLE WH ENOUGH BLANDNS AND LIKABILY TO MAKE WORRIED ENOUGH THAT THEY MIGHT GET SPL UP. AND SPE THE FACT THAT MATTHEW’S TENTNS ARE MUDDY AND THE LEAD-UP TO THE FAL “WILL THEY OR WON’T THEY?” MOMENT IS PRETTY NTRIVED, I DID AT LEAST WANT TO KNOW IF THEY WERE GOG TO TIE THE KNOT OR LL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JOANNA CASSIDY, AMBER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DPE HAVG FELY MORE PLITED CHARACTERS, JOANNA CASSIDY AND AMBER BENSON ARE WASTED AS ALEX’S MOTHER AND SISTER, RPECTIVELY (BENSON’S TIC CHARACTER WAS LEFT AT THE ALTAR A YEAR BEFORE … NOW THAT’S THE MOVIE I’D RATHER BE WATCHG). TS HARPER TURNS A NICE SUPPORTG PERFORMANCE AS RYAN’S DOTG MOM, WHOSE OWN RELATNSHIP WO WH HER DNK EX-HBAND E TO A HEAD AS THE WEDDG APPROACH. HER OBV AFFECTN FOR HER SON’S FIRST GAY LOVER IS ONE OF THE TLY THENTIC EMOTNAL ELEMENTS THE MOVIE HAS TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND Y, THERE IS AMPLE BEEFKE ON DISPLAY, AS THERE SEEMS TO BE PRETTY MUCH ANY GAY MOVIE THE DAYS (FUNNY, I DON’T REMEMBER ANY NUDY MY BT FRIEND’S WEDDG…). KARNER AND O’SHEA ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE GUYS, OF URSE, BUT THE “FLASHBACK” SCENE OF THEIR FIRST TEENAGED SEXUAL ENUNTER (SPE THE ACTORS BEG ABOUT 30) PLAYS LIKE SOMETHG OUT OF A FALN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}O'SHEA, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}KISS THE BRI OVERALL JT DON’T GEL. IT TRASH THE IA OF MARRIAGE FOR STRAIGHTS OR GAYS (THE OPENG SCENE’S PROLONGED GAG IS ABOUT HOW LAME GAY WEDDG VATNS ARE) BUT THEN SELLS THE IA THAT MMENT IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS. WA, ISN’T THAT WHAT A WEDDG IS ALL ABOUT? IT’S NOT LIKE THE MECHANICS OF PLANNG A WEDDG WERE THE BIG OBSTACLE FOR THIS UPLE, SO I REALLY DON’T SEE THE DISTCTN. LIKEWISE, MATTHEW'S OWN EMOTNAL JOURNEY FEELS ABOUT AS EXTENSIVE AS A TRIP OM THE UCH TO THE KCHEN. YOU DON'T GET THE SENSE THAT HE ACTUALLY LEARNED ANYTHG, AND HIS SOLE MOMENT OF BREAKTHROUGH IS TOLD SUCH A BIZARRE WAY (THE GHOSTS OF BOYIENDS PAST ON STRIPPER POL ... NO JOKE) THAT 'S MORE LGHABLE THAN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AS THE KE FLI THE OPENG SCENE, MATTHEW DROPS THE FILM’S RATHER OFF-PUTTG FIRST LE: “YOU KNOW THE BT THG ABOUT SUCKG C*CK? I DON’T TASTE LIKE WEDDG KE.” WELL, FIRST, I’D DISAGREE. BUT SEND, SURE – WE ALL KNOW WEDDG KE SUCKS, BUT WE ARE HAPPY TO EAT BEE CELEBRAT A UPLE’S LOVE. KISS THE BRI IS MORE NTENT TO BCH ABOUT , AND NO ONE LIK A WEDDG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
- GAY WEDDG
‘KEY & PEELE’ EXPLA THE DOS AND DON’TS OF GAY WEDDGS IN THIS HILAR SKETCH FROM THE NEW SEASON
A fay unfaiar wh the ncept of a same-sex weddg holds a Q&A ssn wh a gay man. * comedy central gay wedding *
This week ’s somethg arguably even trickier than fightg off a space var attack: explag a gay weddg to fay members who want to be supportive but have … qutns.
Qutns about “gay hymns” and , for example. Hell y, gay weddgs. Gay Weddg Advice.
In fact, this se, ironilly, the “straight man” is the only gay man the room.
'KEY & PEELE' ANSWER THE MOST RIDICULO QUTNS ABOUT GAY WEDDGS
'Key & Peele' expla the dos and don'ts of gay weddgs. It's basilly perfect. * comedy central gay wedding *
Peele plays a dly homophobic guy wh a gay -worker and a gay who’s gettg married. So, he recs the gay -worker – played by Key – to expla the s and outs of a gay weddg to Peele’s homophobic fay.
” It pots out the stupidy of homophobia so hilarly. Skip to Ma ContentIf you've never attend a gay weddg -- or, as we like to ll , a weddg -- you might have a few qutns. "In a clip om the upg season of "Key & Peele, " Keegan-Michael Key, Jordan Peele and more take on the most ridiculo qutns one uld have about non-hetero weddgs, such as: "Do we s on the 'gay' si or the 'straight' si?
KEY AND PEELE’S GAY WEDDG ADVICE HAS ME HOWLG
'Key & Peele' Answer The Most Ridiculo Qutns About Gay Weddgs * comedy central gay wedding *
I saw a sketch om them is about a fay who is about to experience s first gay weddg.
RALPHIE MAY – GAY WEDDG – THIS IS NOT HAPPENG – UNCENSORED
From Instagays to Andy Cohen to El-que fireplace breakdowns, no rner of gay culture is safe. * comedy central gay wedding *
“As an active member of the homosexual muny…”. “None of are gay so I would assume we would all s the straight sectn.
“Where do you get the ros to buy gay gifts? “So there’s no gay hymns the ceremony?
‘KEY & PEELE’ PRENTS THE MOST UNFORTABLE GUY AT A GAY MARRIAGE TOWN HALL MEETG
* comedy central gay wedding *
” GAY. Of urse, te Key & Peele absurd fashn, the sketch don’t set out to make any grand polil statements, rather highlights the disfort of the one guy attendance that the mera pans on every time gay people are mentned. But the show’s first season has proven to be far more than a funny s — ’s a spot-on portrayal of lennial gay life, thanks to s characterizatn of one of the tular Two: 28-year-old Carey Dubek (Drew Tarver), a stgglg actor and part-time was a scene durg this season’s fourth episo, when Carey fally mters the strength to ll thgs off wh his credibly attractive but “vlently straight” roommate, Matt, that I fully fell for this show.
And though Matt’s willgns to ocsnally make out wh Carey for a few sends at a time did update the stereotype a b, I uldn’t help but feel slightly trated wh the show’s cisn to play to such a hackneyed ncept — gay guy falls for straight du. Can’t our gay protagonist be given a real romantic tert? It was brilliantly when to satirizg gay life, much of the show is.
COMEDY CENTRAL'S THE OTHER TWO IS READG MILLENNIAL GAY LIFE FOR FILTH
Inter edian Jimmy Fowlie plays a gay brisman the short episodic seri, which will air on YouTube and the Grdr app. * comedy central gay wedding *
No other seri n make a nng gag about Andy Cohen’s penchant for hirg every gay man he meets to be a shirtls bartenr on Watch What Happens Live!
Would any other show airg today even try to parody the fetishizatn of queer muni by makg Carey an overnight ter celebry after his brother releas a sgle lled “My Brother’s Gay and That’s Okay? “No, they said ’s still jt for gay people, ” one of the assistants answers wh a jected sigh.
It’s a nversatn that’s hilar s borrle ridiculons, but one that many gay men have undoubtedly had to unrgo (or at least thought about unrgog) Other Two tly sh s abily to riture the gay muny whout rervatns, but whout ever crossg to crass ridicule. The show’s funnit episo is s seventh, which fds Carey beiendg a group of gay fluencers after fdg out that the stg agents for an upg Ryan Murphy miseri are “not even nsirg anyone wh unr 50, 000 Instagram followers.
GAY WEDDG Q AND A
'Key & Peele' expla the dos and don'ts of gay weddgs. It's basilly perfect. * comedy central gay wedding *
” The ensug spoof of “Instagay culture” is expectedly hilar, but ’s only sthg a lovg readg-challenge-on-Drag-Race way — never liberately, they scribe what they do g buzzwords like “spiratn, ” “liftyle, ” and “relig, kda. After Carey tri to get the Instagays to pose for a picture while on a hike (where they all wear animal oni), one disclos that ’s “No Post Sunday, ” provokg Carey to lnch to an offensive tantm where he all but adms that he had only been g them for their clout, and also acc them of dog nothg but “gettg naked and postg pictur and havg sex wh each other.
” The reveal of Carey’s te motiv as a ep blow, and after they strike down his claim that all they do is have sex wh each other (two of them are virgs and another isn’t even gay), ’s clear that the Instagays are genuely nice people. The Other Two’s abily to take very specific gay cultural referenc and bend them to bg gags and clever one-lers is virtually unmatched.
GAY WEDDG Q AND A
The new gay romantic edy has more mon wh weddg ke than might like to thk. * comedy central gay wedding *
Gay Weddg Cartoons and Comics - funny pictur om CartoonStock. Gay Weddg Q and A. As the proud father of a gay son and as a pastor now ee to officiate at same-sex weddgs, this Comedy Central vio had me doubled over.
GAY WEDDG Q AND A
Early discs the weddg toast that clos out his Characters special (watch here, at the 22:12 mark), what reprents his progrs as a edians and his unrstandg of society, and how growg up gay and the child of misters created a lifelong tert performance. I’ve heard you talk about your stand-up, but when you were wrg this piece, what was your feelg about gay marriage?
I fear that people thk I’m shtg on gay marriage. I am very much pro-gay marriage. I’m edilly thrilled about gay marriage, bee opens up the door for me to make fun of gay weddgs, which giv me the opportuny to make fun of weddgs general.
One of the privileg of beg gay, for years, was beg able to s on the sil and watch straight people get married and be like, “What?!
‘KEY & PEELE’ EXPLA THE DOS AND DON’TS OF GAY WEDDGS IN THIS HILAR SKETCH FROM THE NEW SEASON
Do you thk of as specifilly a gay weddg sketch, wh whatever specific trappgs might be associated wh , or jt a general weddg sketch where you happen to play a gay character? I’ve heard you talk about how ’s difficult for gay people to make art about themselv.
Gay people like art wh women bee tak sexualy out of the equatn. ” When gay people see a gay person onstage or onscreen, they’re like, “Oh, no no no, ” bee sexualy creeps .
Beyond Eatg Out, there’s the hypernaturalism of gay guys who are ol and not faggy and not threateng, and they’re datg and they’re lost, and that is somethg I never want to do. But yeah, the pfalls would’ve been to make somethg super scere about a gay guy who, like, wants to get married but the society won’t let him.
REVIEW OF "KISS THE BRI"{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}{FONT:NORMAL 800 1.2REM/1.2 "D BOLD",SANS-SERIF;TEXT-TRANSFORM:NORMAL;LOR:HER;DISPLAY:LE-BLOCK;PADDG-BOTTOM:6PX;POSN:RELATIVE;TEXT-TRANSFORM:UPPERSE;}{BACKGROUND:#89308A;BOTTOM:0;NTENT:'';DISPLAY:BLOCK;HEIGHT:2PX;LEFT:0;POSN:ABSOLUTE;RIGHT:0;-WEBK-TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;TRANSN:ALL 0.2S EASE;WIDTH:100%;}{LEFT:51%;RIGHT:51%;WIDTH:0;}MOVIBY MICHAEL JENSENAPRIL 17, 2008/10:52 PMBY MICHAEL JENSENAPRIL 17, 2008 / 10:52 PM{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"NEWSARTICLE","HEADLE":"REVIEW OF \"KISS THE BRI\"","DATEPUBLISHED":"2008-04-18T02:52:51.000+0000","DATEMODIFIED":"2008-04-18T02:52:51.000+0000","IMAGE":{"@NTEXT":","@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT","WIDTH":1920,"HEIGHT":1080},"URL":","THOR":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","NAME":"LOGO TV"},"MAENTYOFPAGE":{"@TYPE":"WEBPAGE","@ID":"},"PUBLISHER":{"@TYPE":"ORGANIZATN","@ID":","NAME":"LOGO TV","URL":","LOGO":{"@TYPE":"IMAGEOBJECT"}},"CREATOR":"MICHAEL JENSEN","KEYWORDS":"THE BACKLOT","ARTICLESECTN":"MOVI"}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE NEW GAY WEDDG EDY KISS THE BRI (OPENG LIMED RELEASE FRIDAY) BEGS WH AN ODDLY APPROPRIATE IMAGE: WHILE WATCHG TWO MALE MOLS FAKE KISSY-FACE FOR HIS MAGAZE’S “GAY WEDDG” ISSUE, MATTHEW (PHILIPP KARNER) GETS SMACKED THE FACE WH A GOB OF WEDDG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AFTER SEEG KISS THE BRI, THE IA OF BEG H THE FACE WH AN OVERLY SWEET BUT OTHERWISE TASTELS WEDDG-RELATED NCTN IS ALL TOO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}A PASSABLE BUT SLAPDASH TRIFLE THAT’S A B TOO LIGHT ON BOTH ROMANCE AND EDY FOR S GENRE, “BRI” TELLS THE STORY OF MATTHEW, A LOS ANGEL GAY MAGAZE EDOR WHO IS DRAWN BACK TO HIS SLEEPY HOMETOWN AFTER LEARNG THAT HIS FIRST LOVE, RYAN (JAM O’SHEA) IS GETTG MARRIED TO – GASP – A WOMAN. DETERMED TO RIGHT THIS POTENTIAL WRONG SPE NOT HAVG HAD NTACT WH HIS FORMER BOYIEND FOR TEN YEARS, MATTHEW SHOWS UP ON RYAN’S DOORSTEP, CRASH THE BRIDAL SHOWER, AND PROCEEDS TO FOUL UP EVERYTHG FOR EVERYONE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}OKAY, QUICK POLL: RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU MSED AROUND WH SOMEONE DURG PUBERTY WHO IS NOW HAPPILY MARRIED WH KIDS. OKAY, YOU N ALL PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN. NOW, RAISE YOUR HANDS AGA IF YOU EVEN REMOTELY NSIRED CRASHG THEIR WEDDG BEE YOU FELT THAT THE GROOM-TO-BE SHOULD BE WH YOU STEAD BEE OF SOME AWKWARD FUMBLGS YOU HAD UNR THE GARFIELD SHEETS BACK WHEN YOU HAD TO TAKE OUT YOUR RETAER FOR THE FUN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WELL, THAT’S THE STORY HERE. IF ALL SOUNDS A B LIKE CHUCK & BUCK WH A BACHELOR PARTY … KD OF IS. ONLY BUCK HAD THE SENSE TO ST THE EMOTNALLY STUNTED CHARACTER AS THE ANTAGONIST AND PLAYED THE SUATN STRAIGHT, TO WONRFULLY UNSETTLG EFFECT. HERE, THE ATTEMPTS TO MAKE MATTHEW ANYTHG OTHER THAN THE SELF-OBSSED BORRLE STALKER THAT HE IS AREN'T NEARLY AS FUNNY AS THEY WERE MEANT TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TE, THE SPIRATN FOR KISS THE BRI WASN’T CHUCK & BUCK, WHICH IS A CIDLY DARKER (AND FAR MORE EFFECTIVE) FILM. THE SPIRATN FOR THIS FILM WAS MY BT FRIEND’S WEDDG … AND IF YOU AREN’T QUICK ENOUGH TO PICK UP ON YOURSELF, DON’T WORRY: THE NNECTNS ARE ACTUALLY MENTNED BY THE CHARACTERS AS THE ALL-TOO-FAIAR STORY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WE’VE GOT THE RATHER LOATHSOME LEAD CHARACTER (JULIA 2.0), THE BCHY GAY IEND (HERE A TIC LBIAN PLAYED BY JANE CHO, NOT RUPERT EVERETT), THE DZY-BUT-OMG-TOO-LOVABLE-TO-HATE BRI-TO-BE (TORI SPELLG STG FOR CAMERON DIAZ), THE LUNKY-BUT-ENARG, UTTERLY CLUELS GROOM, AND A SMATTERG OF GOOFY TYP THROWN TO THE WEDDG PARTY TO DISTRACT YOU OM THE FACT THAT THE MOVIE’S CENTRAL NCE (A SELFISH PERSON TRYG TO BREAK UP A WEDDING, FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE) IS MISANTHROPIC TO THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}PHILIPP KARNER, JAM O'{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}WH MY BT FRIEND’S WEDDG, THEY ACTUALLY MET THE CHALLENGE OF MAKG THE SENTIALLY UNLIKABLE LEAD CHARACTER WATCHABLE, MOSTLY BEE THE FILM BALANCED HER VENOM WH SOME LEGIMATELY FUNNY GAGS AND SPIRED, SCENE-STEALG PERFORMANC OM DIAZ AND EVERETT. IN BRI, NONE OF THE SUPPORTG CHARACTERS IS SPARKLG ENOUGH TO DISTRACT THE DIENCE OM THE PLOT’S SHORTGS, AND THE WHOLE EXERCISE WDS UP FEELG WHY, SHALLOW, AND {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}TE, WE GAY FOLKS HAVE A PLITED RELATNSHIP WH THE WHOLE WEDDG THG. MOST OF AREN’T LEGALLY OR WH OUR FAHS ALLOWED TO HAVE OUR OWN WEDDGS, BUT ARE EXPECTED TO BUY LAVISH PRENTS AND TRAVEL AT THE DROP OF A HAT FOR ANY WEDDG THAT {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}IT’S PROBABLY SIAR TO THE RELATNSHIP DIABETICS HAVE WH RAISETS: WE KNOW WEDDGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET, BUT AFTER YEARS OF BEG NIED THEM, THEY JT LOOK LIKE SO MANY RABB TURDS. BUT THAT DON’T MEAN THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO ENJOY THEIR WEDDGS, OR SHOULD RENOUNCE THE STUTN DURG THE CEREMONY SELF, LIKE THEY DO HERE. DON’T TOAST WH THAT WE, FOLKS – THE GRAP WERE CLEARLY {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}THE BIGGT FAILG OF BRI IS THAT NOTHG THAT HAPPENS FEELS REMOTELY ANIC. IT’S ONE OF THOSE MOVI WHERE A CHARACTER’S ACTNS WILL HAVE YOU ASKG, “WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?!” PRETTY MUCH EVERY SCENE. AND THE ANSWER TO THAT QUTN, EVERY TIME, IS: “BEE THE SCRIPT REQUIRED HIM TO.”{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}FOR EXAMPLE, WHY WOULD MATTHEW PRETEND TO BE A STRIPPER AT ALEX’S BACHELORETTE PARTY? NO REASON, OTHER THAN TO GET HIS SHIRT OFF. WHY WOULD MATTHEW, AFTER CIDG THAT RYAN AND ALEX REALLY BELONG TOGETHER, MAKE OUT WH HER? HE’S NOT BISEXUAL, AND DON'T EVEN SEEM PARTICULARLY FOND OF WOMEN. NOPE, NO REASON OTHER THAN THAT SOMEONE APPARENTLY THOUGHT WOULD BE FUNNY OR SHOCKG OR TERTG, WHEN REALY, ’S THE NVOLUTED PLOT NTRIVANC AND ERRATIC CHARACTER CHOIC THAT TURN WOULD ULD HAVE BEEN A OTHY EDY TO A NFED, UNSATISFYG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}ASI OM PROBLEMS WH SCRIPT, THE MOVIE’S PETENT ENOUGH. KARNER IS MORE LIKEABLE THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD BE, AND O’SHEA AND SPELLG PLAY THE BLANDLY LIKABLE UPLE WH ENOUGH BLANDNS AND LIKABILY TO MAKE WORRIED ENOUGH THAT THEY MIGHT GET SPL UP. AND SPE THE FACT THAT MATTHEW’S TENTNS ARE MUDDY AND THE LEAD-UP TO THE FAL “WILL THEY OR WON’T THEY?” MOMENT IS PRETTY NTRIVED, I DID AT LEAST WANT TO KNOW IF THEY WERE GOG TO TIE THE KNOT OR LL {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}JOANNA CASSIDY, AMBER {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}DPE HAVG FELY MORE PLITED CHARACTERS, JOANNA CASSIDY AND AMBER BENSON ARE WASTED AS ALEX’S MOTHER AND SISTER, RPECTIVELY (BENSON’S TIC CHARACTER WAS LEFT AT THE ALTAR A YEAR BEFORE … NOW THAT’S THE MOVIE I’D RATHER BE WATCHG). TS HARPER TURNS A NICE SUPPORTG PERFORMANCE AS RYAN’S DOTG MOM, WHOSE OWN RELATNSHIP WO WH HER DNK EX-HBAND E TO A HEAD AS THE WEDDG APPROACH. HER OBV AFFECTN FOR HER SON’S FIRST GAY LOVER IS ONE OF THE TLY THENTIC EMOTNAL ELEMENTS THE MOVIE HAS TO {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AND Y, THERE IS AMPLE BEEFKE ON DISPLAY, AS THERE SEEMS TO BE PRETTY MUCH ANY GAY MOVIE THE DAYS (FUNNY, I DON’T REMEMBER ANY NUDY MY BT FRIEND’S WEDDG…). KARNER AND O’SHEA ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE GUYS, OF URSE, BUT THE “FLASHBACK” SCENE OF THEIR FIRST TEENAGED SEXUAL ENUNTER (SPE THE ACTORS BEG ABOUT 30) PLAYS LIKE SOMETHG OUT OF A FALN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}O'SHEA, {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}{BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}KISS THE BRI OVERALL JT DON’T GEL. IT TRASH THE IA OF MARRIAGE FOR STRAIGHTS OR GAYS (THE OPENG SCENE’S PROLONGED GAG IS ABOUT HOW LAME GAY WEDDG VATNS ARE) BUT THEN SELLS THE IA THAT MMENT IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS. WA, ISN’T THAT WHAT A WEDDG IS ALL ABOUT? IT’S NOT LIKE THE MECHANICS OF PLANNG A WEDDG WERE THE BIG OBSTACLE FOR THIS UPLE, SO I REALLY DON’T SEE THE DISTCTN. LIKEWISE, MATTHEW'S OWN EMOTNAL JOURNEY FEELS ABOUT AS EXTENSIVE AS A TRIP OM THE UCH TO THE KCHEN. YOU DON'T GET THE SENSE THAT HE ACTUALLY LEARNED ANYTHG, AND HIS SOLE MOMENT OF BREAKTHROUGH IS TOLD SUCH A BIZARRE WAY (THE GHOSTS OF BOYIENDS PAST ON STRIPPER POL ... NO JOKE) THAT 'S MORE LGHABLE THAN {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;PADDG:24PX 0;} A{LOR:#354A4E;-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;TEXT-RATN:UNRLE;} A:HOVER, A:FOC{-WEBK-TEXT-RATN:NONE;TEXT-RATN:NONE;} B, STRONG{FONT-WEIGHT:700;}AS THE KE FLI THE OPENG SCENE, MATTHEW DROPS THE FILM’S RATHER OFF-PUTTG FIRST LE: “YOU KNOW THE BT THG ABOUT SUCKG C*CK? I DON’T TASTE LIKE WEDDG KE.” WELL, FIRST, I’D DISAGREE. BUT SEND, SURE – WE ALL KNOW WEDDG KE SUCKS, BUT WE ARE HAPPY TO EAT BEE CELEBRAT A UPLE’S LOVE. KISS THE BRI IS MORE NTENT TO BCH ABOUT , AND NO ONE LIK A WEDDG {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;CLEAR:BOTH;}THE {BOX-SIZG:BORR-BOX;MARG:0 TO;WIDTH:90%;M-WIDTH:288PX;MAX-WIDTH:1440PX;M-HEIGHT:194PX;}LATT NEWS
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Created by John Onieal, “Brisman” follows the explos of the tular gay brisman (Fowlie) as he attempts to unrme his bt iend’s weddg.