Turns out, Barbieland isn't as gay as s queer fans had hoped

Contents:

• THE GAYT MOVI THAT AREN’T ACTUALLY GAY, OM ‘BARBIE’ AND ‘BURLQUE’ TO ‘VENOM’ AND ‘ROAD HOE’
• TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED
• ‘JONATHAN AGASSI SAVED MY LIFE’ REVIEW: A GAY PORN STAR IS BORN

THE GAYT MOVI THAT AREN’T ACTUALLY GAY, OM ‘BARBIE’ AND ‘BURLQUE’ TO ‘VENOM’ AND ‘ROAD HOE’

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TURNS OUT, BARBIELAND ISN'T AS GAY AS S QUEER FANS HAD HOPED

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‘JONATHAN AGASSI SAVED MY LIFE’ REVIEW: A GAY PORN STAR IS BORN

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